Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes and candy bars at the front.
Only in America..do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. While contemplating surgery for being to fat.
Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Plus hire a rent a cop with a gun that would make Barney Fife look like Dirty Harry.
Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America.do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Don't forget screws in three's and nails by the dozen.
Only in America.....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Only in America.....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Same thing in Canada... so true.

Only in America!

http://www.lubbockonline.com/images/010199/don_king.jpg

...can a two-time murderer become a successful boxing entrepeneur.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Another one: Only in America can someone drive around a parking lot for 20 minutes looking for the closest parking spot possible only to run into the store for a couple of items! :rolleyes:

Only in America can a man buy a can of spray paint he saw on an infomercial and use it to cover that bald spot of his that isn't fooling anyone.

Only in America.....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

:brent

Only in America!

http://www.lubbockonline.com/images/010199/don_king.jpg

...can a two-time murderer become a successful boxing entrepeneur.

Don King: The Early Years

http://www.cantstopthebleeding.com/img/don_king.jpg

Only in America can people argue abt the fight between Donald and Rosie. :lol:

Only in America can you find braille on an ATM machine in the drive thru of a bank...that is a good one!!!!! :brent

Only in America can a man buy a can of spray paint he saw on an infomercial and use it to cover that bald spot of his that isn't fooling anyone.

They had a special on tuesday about the hucksters of television, telling how their roots came from the boardwalks of Jersey in the 40's and brought it up to the present. When they got to Ron Popeil, discussed was his humble bginnings with the vegematic and then then his pocket fisherman. His spray from the can, hair covering made over 100 million at retail. Good grief. He was the first to do the info commercial, up from the days of the two minute commercial and they showed many tapes of them. Loved the show, should have recorded it.

Senator Sheets Byrd

They had a special on tuesday about the hucksters of television, telling how their roots came from the boardwalks of Jersey in the 40's and brought it up to the present. When they got to Ron Popeil, discussed was his humble bginnings with the vegematic and then then his pocket fisherman. His spray from the can, hair covering made over 100 million at retail. Good grief. He was the first to do the info commercial, up from the days of the two minute commercial and they showed many tapes of them. Loved the show, should have recorded it.
I was discussing Ron Popeil and his spray can miracle with another poster on another thread earlier, which made me post that here. That man has made BUCKS!!!!!!!!

Only in America :lol: :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o6LquMyLvU

Only in America!!!

I was discussing Ron Popeil and his spray can miracle with another poster on another thread earlier, which made me post that here. That man has made BUCKS!!!!!!!!

They gave the history of the Ginsu knives. Two failed guys came up with the idea in the state of Ohio. Took a knive company faltering badly, hired a out of work Japanese actor and gave it the name Ginsu. Millions were made. The thigh master was another story.

Only in the West!!

http://www.gwjokes.com/pictures/what-proof.jpg

http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/210/bush2ma8.jpg

Only in the West!!

http://www.gwjokes.com/pictures/what-proof.jpg

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?attachmentid=120453&stc=1&d=1167265279


We are talking about America. Let's PLEASE stay on topic. :lol:

Only in America :crazy: :lol:

Wow, so we get to be political now on the board? Cool!

Only in America does a Congressman say "I had an an affair, but I didn't choke her"

Only in America can you choose fruit instead of french fries with your combo meal.

We are talking about America. Let's PLEASE stay on topic. :lol:

Hey, those in glass houses.

Wouldn't be fair of me criticize the States when we're just as bad.

J

Wow, so we get to be political now on the board? Cool!
That would be no. I'd appreciate it if members would report political posts on Chit Chat. Usually TJ or myself are around.

Only in the West!!

http://www.gwjokes.com/pictures/what-proof.jpg

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?attachmentid=120453&stc=1&d=1167265279
The second link does not work, but the first one is great. :p

The second link does not work, but the first one is great. :p

Hey, thanks. I fixed the link so it should work now.

I've been studying graphic posting 101 lol.:)

J

Hey, thanks. I fixed the link so it should work now.

I've been studying graphic posting 101 lol.:)

J


LOL I know, I've been keeping tabs. :lol:

LOL I know, I've been keeping tabs. :lol:
;)

;)

;)

Hey, gotta love Ivory Soap.

It contains 56/100 'impurities'--whatever that is. Almost 2/3, right?

They have marketed it over the years as being 99 44/00 % pure.

I'm no math genius, but where did they get that one? Only in America.

Hey, thanks. I fixed the link so it should work now.

I've been studying graphic posting 101 lol.:)

J


That's great, now if only you started going to Spelling 101 :lol: ;)