Elvis Fonzie Dean
12-24-2006, 07:01 AM
Here's a list of why mine is......and he's also a few year older than me.
1.Constant burping
2.Always picks his nose
3.Farts a lot
4.Says the name of people out loud everytime he sees them on TV or if he sees lesbians he says "Lesbians." Says it so much I feel pain because I know it's coming.
5.Looks at me everytime I wake up even from a nap.I don't know even want to go back to sleeping if im tired now because of that.
6.Watches the same movies a thousand time just for nudity or a lesbian scene or watches a crappy movie like Derailed a thousand times.One time he watched it twice in one day last week.
7.Wants the light on all the time.
8.Spits out the window.
9.Thinks I should go sleep over my grandmother's house just so he can masturbate.
10.Everytime he gets mad at me he always talks with his fingers in his mouth.
11.Never says anything funny and never shuts up with his lame crap.
12.He's dirty.
13.He scratches his beard in bed and I hear him so unfortunately I know he's awake.
14.Doesn't explain why he should get what he wants.
1.Constant burping
2.Always picks his nose
3.Farts a lot
4.Says the name of people out loud everytime he sees them on TV or if he sees lesbians he says "Lesbians." Says it so much I feel pain because I know it's coming.
5.Looks at me everytime I wake up even from a nap.I don't know even want to go back to sleeping if im tired now because of that.
6.Watches the same movies a thousand time just for nudity or a lesbian scene or watches a crappy movie like Derailed a thousand times.One time he watched it twice in one day last week.
7.Wants the light on all the time.
8.Spits out the window.
9.Thinks I should go sleep over my grandmother's house just so he can masturbate.
10.Everytime he gets mad at me he always talks with his fingers in his mouth.
11.Never says anything funny and never shuts up with his lame crap.
12.He's dirty.
13.He scratches his beard in bed and I hear him so unfortunately I know he's awake.
14.Doesn't explain why he should get what he wants.