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Chad22
12-27-2006, 07:35 PM
yeah, it was on for a longg time.
I like shows going long. The first 2 or 3 seasons are all awkward and trying to find what works. Later seasons of shows are always relaxed and the characters all know eachother well.

Superstar
12-27-2006, 07:35 PM
wasnt Charmed ALWAYS in that timeslot? :grr:
it used to be on Thursdays I think :lol:

Cactus Jack
12-27-2006, 07:36 PM
thats no EXCUSE :snob:
Its true though, Ill be on there in like 3 days, no 4

Superstar
12-27-2006, 07:36 PM
The actors wanted to end that didnt they though?

Everwood being cancelled so early was sad. I've been watching that on ABC Family and its pretty good.
yup :\

I've never seen Everwood. But I'm surprised it was cancelled since there seemed to be a pretty devoted fanbase.

robyrob
12-27-2006, 07:36 PM
does anyone believe in past lives?
i'm not completely convinced that there is life in the PRESENT.

Superstar
12-27-2006, 07:37 PM
I like shows going long. The first 2 or 3 seasons are all awkward and trying to find what works. Later seasons of shows are always relaxed and the characters all know eachother well.
I usually like the middle seasons. Like in Charmed I didn't like seasons 1-2, I liked season 3-4, I hated 5, and I tolerated 6,7,8. Shows usually get worse towards the end.

Chad22
12-27-2006, 07:37 PM
I like shows going long. The first 2 or 3 seasons are all awkward and trying to find what works. Later seasons of shows are always relaxed and the characters all know eachother well.
Another show that everyone hates now but I still love = The Simpsons.

Wish I could say the same about Family Guy. That became WAY too mainstream.

Superstar
12-27-2006, 07:38 PM
i'm not completely convinced that there is life in the PRESENT.
LOL

Superstar
12-27-2006, 07:39 PM
Another show that everyone hates now but I still love = The Simpsons.

Wish I could say the same about Family Guy. That became WAY too mainstream.
again, I think the middle seasons are the best in the Simpsons. I don't even watch any recent episodes of the Simpsons anymore

Cactus Jack
12-27-2006, 07:39 PM
it means that its ASS-WHOPPIN TIME pissed:

you'd better sign him up for some free Kopies of the Koran 'n stuff
LOL

EmoJoe
12-27-2006, 07:40 PM
I like shows going long. The first 2 or 3 seasons are all awkward and trying to find what works. Later seasons of shows are always relaxed and the characters all know eachother well.
yeah, thats why TV sucks now because networks arent willing to give shows that dont have an amazing 1st season chances - and when you look at classic TV shows, their first 1 or 2 seasons ALWAYS suck.

i find that middle years of shows are always the best...like seasons 4 or 5. then it starts getting worse in the last 2 or 3 years because its old.

Chad22
12-27-2006, 07:40 PM
again, I think the middle seasons are the best in the Simpsons. I don't even watch any recent episodes of the Simpsons anymore
I like it now, its still really random. :lol:

EmoJoe
12-27-2006, 07:40 PM
Another show that everyone hates now but I still love = The Simpsons.

Wish I could say the same about Family Guy. That became WAY too mainstream.
lol i like Family Guy, but all of the T-Shirts and crap DO get annoying. still, its a pretty hilarious show IMO.

The Simpsons never really appealed to me, though, but its ok i guess.

Chad22
12-27-2006, 07:41 PM
yeah, thats why TV sucks now because networks arent willing to give shows that dont have an amazing 1st season chances - and when you look at classic TV shows, their first 1 or 2 seasons ALWAYS suck.

i find that middle years of shows are always the best...like seasons 4 or 5. then it starts getting worse in the last 2 or 3 years because its old.
*Misses Complete Savages* :(

Cactus Jack
12-27-2006, 07:41 PM
Another show that everyone hates now but I still love = The Simpsons.

Wish I could say the same about Family Guy. That became WAY too mainstream.
LOL I love both


But with The Simspons, yeah ive seen better seasons, the last one was pretty funny with Gil overstaying his welcome :lol:

Superstar
12-27-2006, 07:41 PM
I like it now, its still really random. :lol:
LOL.

Chad22
12-27-2006, 07:42 PM
lol i like Family Guy, but all of the T-Shirts and crap DO get annoying. still, its a pretty hilarious show IMO.
I used to love it, it was really random and crazy. Now they repeat crap alot.

EmoJoe
12-27-2006, 07:43 PM
I used to love it, it was really random and crazy. Now they repeat crap alot.
well ive only seen early episodes of Family Guy :grr:

EmoJoe
12-27-2006, 07:43 PM
I usually like the middle seasons. Like in Charmed I didn't like seasons 1-2, I liked season 3-4, I hated 5, and I tolerated 6,7,8. Shows usually get worse towards the end.
i watched CHARMED with my mom cause she was obsessed with it. the last season was really bad.

i agree though, the middle seasons are ALWAYS the best.

Superstar
12-27-2006, 07:45 PM
i watched CHARMED with my mom cause she was obsessed with it. the last season was really bad.

i agree though, the middle seasons are ALWAYS the best. but not for MadTV...Seasons 1-2 sucked, Seasons 3-5 were awesome, Seasons 6-7 sucked, Season 8 was awesome, Season 9 was ok, Season 10 was pretty good, Season 11 was ok, and Season 12 rules.
LOL your mom being obsessed with it. Season 8 was almost as bad as season 5 for me, but season 8 will always be special cos it was the last season.

Cactus Jack
12-27-2006, 07:46 PM
yeah, thats why TV sucks now because networks arent willing to give shows that dont have an amazing 1st season chances - and when you look at classic TV shows, their first 1 or 2 seasons ALWAYS suck.

i find that middle years of shows are always the best...like seasons 4 or 5. then it starts getting worse in the last 2 or 3 years because its old.:nod: Exactamundo, I like The Office 2nd and 3rd seasons mucb better than the first (actually it was a mid season replacement of that crappy Committed show , which I dont know why I loved I dont even remember an episode,except the tattoo one) and mY Name is Earl's 2nd season better

Now 30 Rock, thats gonna have a long life same with How I Met Your Mother andThe Class ( I hope)

EmoJoe
12-27-2006, 07:46 PM
LOL your mom being obsessed with it. Season 8 was almost as bad as season 5 for me, but season 8 will always be special cos it was the last season.
nah it sucked :( it was really ******** and confusing, besides the last 1-2 episodes. Season 5 was the year i started watching. i have to say i liked it :mrtarver:

EmoJoe
12-27-2006, 07:47 PM
:nod: Exactamundo, I like The Office 2nd and 3rd seasons mucb better than the first (actually it was a mid season replacement of that crappy Committed show , which I dont know why I loved I dont even remember an episode,except the tattoo one) and mY Name is Earl's 2nd season better

Now 30 Rock, thats gonna have a long life same with How I Met Your Mother andThe Class ( I hope)
if 30 Rock gets cancelled im going to go on a RAMPAGE. its the first sitcom i've gotten into on primetime TV in a LONG time.

i didnt really like HIMYM, it was pretty boring to me.

Superstar
12-27-2006, 07:47 PM
:nod: Exactamundo, I like The Office 2nd and 3rd seasons mucb better than the first (actually it was a mid season replacement of that crappy Committed show , which I dont know why I loved I dont even remember an episode,except the tattoo one) and mY Name is Earl's 2nd season better

Now 30 Rock, thats gonna have a long life same with How I Met Your Mother andThe Class ( I hope)
do you know if 30 Rock's ratings have gotten better since it moved to Thursday? I'd kinda like it to stay on for a couple of seasons.

Chad22
12-27-2006, 07:47 PM
i watched CHARMED with my mom cause she was obsessed with it. the last season was really bad.

i agree though, the middle seasons are ALWAYS the best.
:lol: I've watched that a few times. Its not bad, but the whole witchcraft thing turns me off.

I love Smallville, but I have to admit thats not the same these days.

EmoJoe
12-27-2006, 07:48 PM
:lol: I've watched that a few times. Its not bad, but the whole witchcraft thing turns me off.

I love Smallville, but I have to admit thats not the same these days.
i never seen SMALLVILLE. it was really popular a few years ago but now i kinda forgot it existed.

Chad22
12-27-2006, 07:48 PM
:nod: Exactamundo, I like The Office 2nd and 3rd seasons mucb better than the first (actually it was a mid season replacement of that crappy Committed show , which I dont know why I loved I dont even remember an episode,except the tattoo one) and mY Name is Earl's 2nd season better

Now 30 Rock, thats gonna have a long life same with How I Met Your Mother andThe Class ( I hope)
How I Met Your Mother and The Class rule.

Superstar
12-27-2006, 07:49 PM
nah it sucked :( it was really ******** and confusing, besides the last 1-2 episodes. Season 5 was the year i started watching. i have to say i liked it :mrtarver:
yeah I guess it did :\ And I agree with the part about it being confusing. I didn't understand about half of the season and the finale was extremely confusing to me too :lol: Season 5 would have been ok if they didn't have those ******** leprachauns doing crappy Irish accents

EmoJoe
12-27-2006, 07:49 PM
do you know if 30 Rock's ratings have gotten better since it moved to Thursday? I'd kinda like it to stay on for a couple of seasons.
yeah, they've improved cause its behind Scrubs and The Office instead of that first-year sitcom 20 Good Years :grr:

Cactus Jack
12-27-2006, 07:50 PM
if 30 Rock gets cancelled im going to go on a RAMPAGE. its the first sitcom i've gotten into on primetime TV in a LONG time.

i didnt really like HIMYM, it was pretty boring to me.
LOL i know I love that show



Ah well to each his own

EmoJoe
12-27-2006, 07:50 PM
yeah I guess it did :\ And I agree with the part about it being confusing. I didn't understand about half of the season and the finale was extremely confusing to me too :lol: Season 5 would have been ok if they didn't have those ******** leprachauns doing crappy Irish accents
i actually really liked the finale, it was a nice way to end the series IMO. but the rest of it was ghey...although the few episodes leading up to the finale were pretty good.

Chad22
12-27-2006, 07:50 PM
i never seen SMALLVILLE. it was really popular a few years ago but now i kinda forgot it existed.
The first few seasons were all nice and relaxed, had a nice friendly hometown feel to it. Now its all dark and depressing. I still like it, but it its definitely not the same.

Killing Jonathan was just STUPID and unnessecary.

Superstar
12-27-2006, 07:50 PM
:lol: I've watched that a few times. Its not bad, but the whole witchcraft thing turns me off.

I love Smallville, but I have to admit thats not the same these days.
I find it funny that 3 shows I love are about witchcraft/supernatural stuff.

Superstar
12-27-2006, 07:51 PM
i never seen SMALLVILLE. it was really popular a few years ago but now i kinda forgot it existed.
I used to watch Smallville during the first or second season I think.

EmoJoe
12-27-2006, 07:51 PM
I find it funny that 3 shows I love are about witchcraft/supernatural stuff.
i always forget TSR is about magical stuff!

Chad22
12-27-2006, 07:52 PM
I find it funny that 3 shows I love are about witchcraft/supernatural stuff.
LOL Sabrina is good. I love that show, but never really watch it anymore for some reason.

Superstar
12-27-2006, 07:52 PM
i actually really liked the finale, it was a nice way to end the series IMO. but the rest of it was ghey...although the few episodes leading up to the finale were pretty good.
eh. I hated the Christy character. She was such a bad actress.

Chad22
12-27-2006, 07:53 PM
i always forget TSR is about magical stuff!
Have you guys seen the commercials for Cory's spinoff? :rotflmao:

I'm gonna watch it just for the Dad. I find him HILARIOUS for some reason.

Cactus Jack
12-27-2006, 07:53 PM
How I Met Your Mother and The Class rule.
Sure do


and speaking of 20 Good Years , that show was CRAP I saw two episodes one I liked. Im glad its gone, though I like the people that were in it.

Superstar
12-27-2006, 07:53 PM
i always forget TSR is about magical stuff!
I remember some reviewer called it "Moesha meets Sabrina the Teenage Witch" LOL.

Superstar
12-27-2006, 07:54 PM
LOL Sabrina is good. I love that show, but never really watch it anymore for some reason.
I'm super excited for the DVD coming in 70 days.

Chad22
12-27-2006, 07:55 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11uYaFtvZ6M

LOL

Superstar
12-27-2006, 07:55 PM
Have you guys seen the commercials for Cory's spinoff? :rotflmao:

I'm gonna watch it just for the Dad. I find him HILARIOUS for some reason.
LMAO. If somebody ever asked Raven Baxter about her parents she'd say "My mom is in England studying law and my dad is in the white house cooking for the president" :rofl:

Superstar
12-27-2006, 07:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11uYaFtvZ6M

LOL
:rotflmao: OMG. The only reason I'll watch that show is to see Raven's appearances.

Chad22
12-27-2006, 07:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11uYaFtvZ6M

LOL
Him and the Dad riding in the boat. :rotflmao:

Cactus Jack
12-27-2006, 07:57 PM
i always forget TSR is about magical stuff!
LOL

Davey, did ya tell her yet>? LOL

robyrob
12-27-2006, 07:57 PM
i havent watched Sabrina in years

Superstar
12-27-2006, 07:58 PM
Him and the Dad riding in the boat. :rotflmao:
That is one lame promo :lol:

Chad22
12-27-2006, 07:58 PM
LMAO. If somebody ever asked Raven Baxter about her parents she'd say "My mom is in England studying law and my dad is in the white house cooking for the president" :rofl:
LOL

Chad22
12-27-2006, 07:59 PM
That is one lame promo :lol:
Thats what makes it so awesome. :lol:

Superstar
12-27-2006, 07:59 PM
LOL

Davey, did ya tell her yet>? LOL
she's doing some crossword puzzle -_- I have to wait for her to watch a show she likes first. :grr:

Superstar
12-27-2006, 08:00 PM
Thats what makes it so awesome. :lol:
:nod:

That show will probably tank anyway

Cactus Jack
12-27-2006, 08:00 PM
LMAO. If somebody ever asked Raven Baxter about her parents she'd say "My mom is in England studying law and my dad is in the white house cooking for the president" :rofl:
:rotflmao:

Your grandmother : No wonder he's overweight

\Davey: :mad: :cuss: pissed: :livid:EVERYONE ON MURDER SHE WROTE,MATLOCK AND GOLDEN GIRLS IS OVERWEIGHT!!!!

Superstar
12-27-2006, 08:02 PM
:rotflmao:

Your grandmother : No wonder he's overweight

\Davey: :mad: :cuss: pissed: :livid:EVERYONE ON MURDER SHE WROTE,MATLOCK AND GOLDEN GIRLS IS OVERWEIGHT!!!!
I can't wait to tell her. She won't know what hit her!

Cactus Jack
12-27-2006, 08:03 PM
she's doing some crossword puzzle -_- I have to wait for her to watch a show she likes first. :grr:
LOL oh shes a stereotpyical grandma? I see :grr: :lol:

Be even more hilarious if she was watching the Food Network or something

"THOSE COOKS ARE SO OVERWEIGHT"

Superstar
12-27-2006, 08:04 PM
LOL oh shes a stereotpyical grandma? I see :grr: :lol:

Be even more hilarious if she was watching the Food Network or something

"THOSE COOKS ARE SO OVERWEIGHT"
I don't think I've ever seen her doing one before :lol:

Omg that would be insanely funny :rotflmao:

Chad22
12-27-2006, 08:05 PM
LOL oh shes a stereotpyical grandma? I see :grr: :lol:

Be even more hilarious if she was watching the Food Network or something

"THOSE COOKS ARE SO OVERWEIGHT"
Food Network rules though.

Cactus Jack
12-27-2006, 08:05 PM
I can't wait to tell her. She won't know what hit her!
BWAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! DAMN this gonna be GOOOOOD! Yes!

Cactus Jack
12-27-2006, 08:07 PM
I don't think I've ever seen her doing one before :lol:

Omg that would be insanely funny :rotflmao:
LOL ah



Yes LOL :rotflmao:

EmoJoe
12-27-2006, 08:07 PM
Have you guys seen the commercials for Cory's spinoff? :rotflmao:

I'm gonna watch it just for the Dad. I find him HILARIOUS for some reason.
it looks...interesting!

EmoJoe
12-27-2006, 08:08 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11uYaFtvZ6M

LOL
LOL dam. that show looks horrificly bad. :rotflmao: its even more cheesy then Suite Life/Hannah Montana.

Cactus Jack
12-27-2006, 08:09 PM
Food Network rules though.
True.

EmoJoe
12-27-2006, 08:10 PM
True.
jack, you KNOW you think the food network is crap.

Superstar
12-27-2006, 08:11 PM
LOL dam. that show looks horrificly bad. :rotflmao: its even more cheesy then Suite Life/Hannah Montana.
yup :lol:

Superstar
12-27-2006, 08:11 PM
I gotta go. But don't worry Jack, I'll definitely say it to her :lol:


:bye:

Cactus Jack
12-27-2006, 08:13 PM
LOL dam. that show looks horrificly bad. :rotflmao: its even more cheesy then Suite Life/Hannah Montana.
Everyone on those shows are SO overweight ;)

EmoJoe
12-27-2006, 08:14 PM
I gotta go. But don't worry Jack, I'll definitely say it to her :lol:


:bye:
:wave: see ya

Cactus Jack
12-27-2006, 08:16 PM
I gotta go. But don't worry Jack, I'll definitely say it to her :lol:


:bye:
See ya, alright! LOL

robyrob
12-27-2006, 08:19 PM
I DID IT!

http://www.pibmug.com/files/map_test.swf

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-27-2006, 08:24 PM
Wha? First I've heard of this. The Bible is pretty clear on Heaven and the afterlife.

I wouldn't even WANT it to be true. I have some crappy times and wish I were someone else sometimes, but overall I like being me. I hate the idea of going through another life with another family and identity.
Read it on some websites. More than one so it can't just be some psycho ass making it up, has to be some kind of truth to it.

I know what you mean though, it is weird to think you were ever someone else but at the same time it kind of make sense. blah.

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-27-2006, 08:25 PM
Taking showers is like the biggest pain in the ass ever known to man kind ever. I never feel like it but you HAVE to cause I don't want to smell like a NYC sewer.

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-27-2006, 08:27 PM
How I Met Your Mother and The Class rule.
hell to the YEAH someone else likes the class :woohoo:

I havn't watched in weeks, though. Too much crap going on and I forget.

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-27-2006, 08:28 PM
i'm not completely convinced that there is life in the PRESENT.
Very true, Roby. VERrrrryyyyy true.

robyrob
12-27-2006, 08:30 PM
Taking showers is like the biggest pain in the ass ever known to man kind ever. I never feel like it but you HAVE to cause I don't want to smell like a NYC sewer.
you should take astral showers

robyrob
12-27-2006, 08:30 PM
hell to the YEAH someone else likes the class :woohoo:

I havn't watched in weeks, though. Too much crap going on and I forget.
i dont think they've had a new episode in a couple of weeks

robyrob
12-27-2006, 08:34 PM
...didn't even get to celibrate...


i'm sorrry, but I still misread that as "celibate"

..and I'm guessing that it's because that's what she was implying.

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-27-2006, 08:35 PM
i dont think they've had a new episode in a couple of weeks
this is good...or bad...I hope it stays on

Cactus Jack
12-27-2006, 08:35 PM
i dont think they've had a new episode in a couple of weeks
Nope

robyrob
12-27-2006, 08:38 PM
this is good...or bad...I hope it stays on
most shows have been showing reruns over the holidays

robyrob
12-27-2006, 08:39 PM
did any of you guys even realize that I am now the moderator of the Trading Post?

complete fluke, totally strange sequence of events that led up to it, but it has settled down a lot lately.

Cactus Jack
12-27-2006, 08:51 PM
did any of you guys even realize that I am now the moderator of the Trading Post?

complete fluke, totally strange sequence of events that led up to it, but it has settled down a lot lately.
Wow, congrats!

robyrob
12-27-2006, 08:53 PM
FBI chief J. Edgar Hoover wrote a drooling fan letter to Lucille Ball in 1955 to tell her how much he enjoyed an episode of "I Love Lucy." "In all the years I have traveled on trains," he noted, "I have often wondered why someone did not pull the emergency brake, but I have never been aboard a train where it was done. The humor in your program last Monday, I think, exceeded any of your previous programs and they have been really good in themselves."

robyrob
12-27-2006, 09:09 PM
FBI chief J. Edgar Hoover wrote a drooling fan letter to Lucille Ball in 1955 to tell her how much he enjoyed an episode of "I Love Lucy." "In all the years I have traveled on trains," he noted, "I have often wondered why someone did not pull the emergency brake, but I have never been aboard a train where it was done. The humor in your program last Monday, I think, exceeded any of your previous programs and they have been really good in themselves."
http://www.tbo.com/life/MGBUFCRF5WE.html

robyrob
12-27-2006, 09:14 PM
29.May.MVM

Illinois Pork Producers' Association
6411 South 6th Street Rd
Springfield, IL 62707-8630

Gentlemen:

Each day as I sit in the diner opposite my house, eating my bacon and drinking my milk, I wonder: why don't we drink pig milk?

Pork is such a natural and essential part of life. It gives us ham and bacon, spam and red-hots, pork chops and lard. But whereas cows give us so many delicious meat products, they also provide us with dairy. Pigs are mammals too. They lactate, don't they? Why don't we harvest it?

Does their milk taste bad? It is toxic? Is it simply unattractive, perhaps an opalescent brown-green that blinds all to its delicious flavor?

Is it hard to milk a pig? Do they produce enough milk to make it worthwhile? Is it too viscous or thin to be of any industrial or domestic use?

Can you make cheese from pork milk? Or yogurt? Or butter?

Can you cook with it? Make pasta sauce, or use the cream in fancy coffee drinks?

As you can see, I have lot of questions about pork dairy potential. It's a topic I don't know much about. But I want to, because I'm sure that there's a good reason for the way things are, and I'm curious about it.

Please write me back and let me know why such a potentially lucrative and delicious resource has not yet been tapped.

Thank you very much.

Guy Petzall.

robyrob
12-27-2006, 09:14 PM
29.May.MVM

Illinois Pork Producers' Association
6411 South 6th Street Rd
Springfield, IL 62707-8630

Gentlemen:

Each day as I sit in the diner opposite my house, eating my bacon and drinking my milk, I wonder: why don't we drink pig milk?

Pork is such a natural and essential part of life. It gives us ham and bacon, spam and red-hots, pork chops and lard. But whereas cows give us so many delicious meat products, they also provide us with dairy. Pigs are mammals too. They lactate, don't they? Why don't we harvest it?

Does their milk taste bad? It is toxic? Is it simply unattractive, perhaps an opalescent brown-green that blinds all to its delicious flavor?

Is it hard to milk a pig? Do they produce enough milk to make it worthwhile? Is it too viscous or thin to be of any industrial or domestic use?

Can you make cheese from pork milk? Or yogurt? Or butter?

Can you cook with it? Make pasta sauce, or use the cream in fancy coffee drinks?

As you can see, I have lot of questions about pork dairy potential. It's a topic I don't know much about. But I want to, because I'm sure that there's a good reason for the way things are, and I'm curious about it.

Please write me back and let me know why such a potentially lucrative and delicious resource has not yet been tapped.

Thank you very much.

Guy Petzall.
Illinois Pork Producers Association

Guy Petzall
1949 Henderson
Chicago, IL 60657
Dear Guy:

I was excited to hear that each day you sit down to a meal of bacon, because today's pork products are 31% leaner than they were ten years ago. Pork is delicious and very healthy as many physicians recognize it as a very important source of protein. But the opportunity they present to the dairy industry is very limited.

Porcine do lactate and their milk I will assume would taste great, because it is made of 8.5% fat in relation to the fat that makes up 3.5% of the components in cows milk. The other components such as lactose and water are found at nearly the same percentages in pig's milk. However, pigs will on average produce 13 lbs of milk in a day as compared to cows that produce 65 lbs of milk on average per day. Pigs unlike cows cannot become pregnant while lactating and therefore possess a severe economic problem to producers. whfle pigs consume less feed per day, economics does not allow pigs to be a viable source of dairy products.

The biggest challenge facing the porcine dairy industry is collecting the product. Pigs on average have fourteen teats as opposed to cows that have four teats. Pigs also differ from cows in their milk ejection time, a cows milk ejection is stimulated by the hoimone oxytocin and can last ten minutes, where as a pig's milk ejection time only last fifleen seconds as the suckling pigs stimulate the release of oxytoc in. The technology of a 14 cupped mechanized milking machine that can milk a pig in 15 seconds is not available to pork producers.

I hope I have answered your questions and I encourage you to think about developing a pig milking machine as you eat your bacon in the fixture.

Good Luck

Bradley Wolter
Pork Quality Assurance Intern

Courtnee
12-27-2006, 11:10 PM
its not that i dont like you its that im not trying to get into a relationship right now

^^ what does that even MEAN?? :confused:

Courtnee
12-27-2006, 11:13 PM
ahm just a billllllll
only a bill
and i'm sitting here on capital hill
it's a long long way to capital citay

Cactus Jack
12-27-2006, 11:18 PM
ahm just a billllllll
only a bill
and i'm sitting here on capital hill
it's a long long way to capital citay
LOL ive seen that!

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-27-2006, 11:19 PM
^^ what does that even MEAN?? :confused:
It means that's what guys say. Same thing happened to me, only I didn't get anything out of him. Whether he felt the same or not there was NOTHING in his message where I could figure it out. Guys don't know how to talk.

Courtnee
12-27-2006, 11:23 PM
It means that's what guys say. Same thing happened to me, only I didn't get anything out of him. Whether he felt the same or not there was NOTHING in his message where I could figure it out. Guys don't know how to talk.
I know, I'm baffled.

Courtnee
12-27-2006, 11:24 PM
LOL ive seen that!
I just downloaded it! Memories!

Courtnee
12-27-2006, 11:25 PM
I know, I'm baffled.
I think it means that he likes me, too, but he doesn't want a relationship. :confused:

robyrob
12-27-2006, 11:27 PM
I think it means that he likes me, too, but he doesn't want a relationship. :confused:
i already TOLD you what it means :rolleyes:

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-27-2006, 11:27 PM
I think it means that he likes me, too, but he doesn't want a relationship. :confused:
Gah, could be. Who knows? Maybe ask him again to confirm it but I dunno if that's too pushy.

robyrob
12-27-2006, 11:35 PM
Gah, could be. Who knows? Maybe ask him again to confirm it but I dunno if that's too pushy.
don't askl him again, just start bossing him around - cuz now he is yo biatch

Cactus Jack
12-27-2006, 11:35 PM
I just downloaded it! Memories!
Awesome!

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-27-2006, 11:37 PM
don't askl him again, just start bossing him around - cuz now he is yo biatch
maybe knock it out of his skull with a sledgeham?

robyrob
12-27-2006, 11:41 PM
maybe knock it out of his skull with a sledgeham?
thatll work :)

Courtnee
12-27-2006, 11:41 PM
eh. I won't push the issue with him. I think he's getting annoyed with me. =/

robyrob
12-27-2006, 11:42 PM
NEW BULL TEN !!!

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-27-2006, 11:42 PM
eh. I won't push the issue with him. I think he's getting annoyed with me. =/
Oh dear Courtnee's. That's exactly how I felt.

robyrob
12-27-2006, 11:43 PM
eh. I won't push the issue with him. I think he's getting annoyed with me. =/
seriously, dont ask him about it again, just be friendly but dont show any interest.

let him know subtly that he blew it.

Courtnee
12-27-2006, 11:46 PM
seriously, dont ask him about it again, just be friendly but dont show any interest.

let him know subtly that he blew it.
haha, thanks. I'll do just that.

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-27-2006, 11:48 PM
seriously, dont ask him about it again, just be friendly but dont show any interest.

let him know subtly that he blew it.
I did that. We barely acknowledge each other's existance now.

Courtnee
12-27-2006, 11:51 PM
heder = sexy beast


that is all.

robyrob
12-27-2006, 11:55 PM
I did that. We barely acknowledge each other's existance now.
he prolly wants you BADLY now.

go kick him.

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-27-2006, 11:56 PM
he prolly wants you BADLY now.

go kick him.
doubt it lozlr

robyrob
12-27-2006, 11:59 PM
he prolly wants you BADLY now.

go kick him.
http://digg.com/politics/Hal_Turner_Admits_Live_on_His_Show_That_He_Has_Been_Broken_Financially

that is hilarious, Hal's math is off - he doesn't know the difference between GigaBITS and Gigabytes :lol:

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-28-2006, 12:01 AM
http://digg.com/politics/Hal_Turner_Admits_Live_on_His_Show_That_He_Has_Been_Broken_Financially

that is hilarious, Hal's math is off - he doesn't know the difference between GigaBITS and Gigabytes :lol:
:grr:

Courtnee
12-28-2006, 12:03 AM
:grr:
:grrbald:

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-28-2006, 12:04 AM
:grrbald:
:happyface :lol: :eek: :confused: :talk: :wave: :rolleyes: :D :o :p :mad: :crazy:

Courtnee
12-28-2006, 12:05 AM
Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred.

This error has been forwarded to MySpace's technical group.

bs

Courtnee
12-28-2006, 12:08 AM
:grady: :mrtarver: :racist::happyface :lol: :eek: :confused: :talk: :wave: :rolleyes: :D :o :p :mad: :crazy:

Chad22
12-28-2006, 12:13 AM
An idiot fan decided it was a neat idea to throw a rock at Randy Orton's rental car as he was leaving the arena after the event ended. Randy got out of the car and started yelling obscene stuff at the fan who threw it, telling him to F-off etc. A father with a small child told him to watch his language and that "he paid for tickets and also Orton's salary" to which Orton replied something along the lines of "I'll take you any day, pal"

LOL

EmoJoe
12-28-2006, 12:15 AM
An idiot fan decided it was a neat idea to throw a rock at Randy Orton's rental car as he was leaving the arena after the event ended. Randy got out of the car and started yelling obscene stuff at the fan who threw it, telling him to F-off etc. A father with a small child told him to watch his language and that "he paid for tickets and also Orton's salary" to which Orton replied something along the lines of "I'll take you any day, pal"

LOL
uhh :lol:

Courtnee
12-28-2006, 12:16 AM
its not that i dont like you its that im not trying to get into a relationship right now

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Courtnee
Date: Dec 23 2006 17:40


Hey, I need to know. You don't like me the way I like you, do you?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Paul
Date: Dec 23 2006 9:28 PM


your darn right i am thats why i always have money

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Courtnee [has crawfish on her breath]
Date: Dec 23 2006 17:26


you're a whore ;P

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Paul
Date: Dec 23 2006 9:26 PM


your supposed to say i bet that you bet that i bet.....................jeeeeez!!!!!!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Courtnee [has crawfish on her breath]
Date: Dec 23 2006 17:23


mhm

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Paul
Date: Dec 23 2006 9:21 PM


i bet that you bet

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Courtnee [has crawfish on her breath]
Date: Dec 23 2006 17:07


oh, I bet.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Paul
Date: Dec 23 2006 9:05 PM


i do

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Courtnee [has crawfish on her breath]
Date: Dec 23 2006 16:27


you know it. ;D

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Paul
Date: Dec 23 2006 8:27 PM


wow........im just a sexy mofo arent i

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Courtnee
Date: Dec 23 2006 16:25


I don't know...9?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Paul
Date: Dec 23 2006 8:24 PM


ona scale from one to ten how much?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Courtnee
Date: Dec 23 2006 07:35


indeed, I do.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Paul
Date: Dec 23 2006 3:31 AM


you do

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Courtnee
Date: Dec 22 2006 22:13


well, it's kind of hard for me to say, but i know I have to say it.


I like you in that way.

Chad22
12-28-2006, 12:17 AM
uhh :lol:
That happened after a WWE house show last week. Too funny not to share. :lol:

robyrob
12-28-2006, 12:41 AM
I like you in that way.well that tears it - he's gay for you.

robyrob
12-28-2006, 12:42 AM
:happyface :lol: :eek: :confused: :talk: :wave: :rolleyes: :D :o :p :mad: :crazy:
i dont think anyone even READ my last two bulletins :(

it must be because of all that SPAM on the MySpace.

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-28-2006, 12:43 AM
well that tears it - he's gay for you.
:lol:

robyrob
12-28-2006, 12:44 AM
seriously, Chad, go read through some of the letters on this page, you can use them to write to companies and get FREE STUFF.

http://www.jalanjalan.com/letters/pages%20and%20menus/industry.html#pork

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-28-2006, 12:47 AM
Goodnight all :wave:

robyrob
12-28-2006, 12:49 AM
Goodnight all :wave:
night ashlee :wave:

Karen*
12-28-2006, 12:57 AM
What? You guys posted? :eek:

Karen*
12-28-2006, 12:58 AM
LOL

http://www.cwtv.com/shows/7th-heaven/gallery/221/images/c/0000/cw-7thheaven-genericshow-gl-10_001879-e2419f-500x280.jpg

Ew, is that Haylie Duff?

Karen*
12-28-2006, 12:59 AM
Nah, its still good. Alot of people don't care for it anymore, but its on Sunday night and out of the way, so why not?

EFD and I stilll enjoy it.

I don't care much for that show anymore, though I still list it as one of my favorites. :lol:

Karen*
12-28-2006, 01:01 AM
Have you guys seen the commercials for Cory's spinoff? :rotflmao:

I'm gonna watch it just for the Dad. I find him HILARIOUS for some reason.

You find everyone's dad hilarious, Chad. :lol:

Ummmm...I don't like the idea of Cory having a spinoff.

Karen*
12-28-2006, 01:03 AM
Ewwww too much PDA with my best friend and her boyfriend. pissed:

Chad22
12-28-2006, 01:11 AM
seriously, Chad, go read through some of the letters on this page, you can use them to write to companies and get FREE STUFF.

http://www.jalanjalan.com/letters/pages%20and%20menus/industry.html#pork
I enjoy free stuff.

Chad22
12-28-2006, 01:12 AM
You find everyone's dad hilarious, Chad. :lol:
Its true, I do.

Chad22
12-28-2006, 01:12 AM
Ew, is that Haylie Duff?
:mad:

Chad22
12-28-2006, 01:16 AM
Ewwww too much PDA with my best friend and her boyfriend. pissed:
Picking da apples?

Stormtracker TF
12-28-2006, 01:51 AM
It means that's what guys say. Same thing happened to me, only I didn't get anything out of him. Whether he felt the same or not there was NOTHING in his message where I could figure it out. Guys don't know how to talk.
Seemed pretty straight forward and to the point to me. :confused:

Cactus Jack
12-28-2006, 01:52 AM
An idiot fan decided it was a neat idea to throw a rock at Randy Orton's rental car as he was leaving the arena after the event ended. Randy got out of the car and started yelling obscene stuff at the fan who threw it, telling him to F-off etc. A father with a small child told him to watch his language and that "he paid for tickets and also Orton's salary" to which Orton replied something along the lines of "I'll take you any day, pal"

LOL
LOL

Karen*
12-28-2006, 04:55 AM
:mad:

At least I'm not insulting Hilary.

Karen*
12-28-2006, 04:56 AM
Picking da apples?

LOL

Karen*
12-28-2006, 06:14 AM
I just made the hottest blend ever. Too bad I can't use it as my IDF signature cuz someone else is making one for me.

robyrob
12-28-2006, 07:03 AM
Seemed pretty straight forward and to the point to me. :confused:
I recommend getting body oil, a slingshot and the tiniest panda you can find. Meet me in the train station in 1 hour.

Cactus Jack
12-28-2006, 12:43 PM
I recommend getting body oil, a slingshot and the tiniest panda you can find. Meet me in the train station in 1 hour.
LOL :rotflmao:

Courtnee
12-28-2006, 02:59 PM
Seemed pretty straight forward and to the point to me. :confused:
WHAT THE HECK DOES IT MEAN?

omg, Paul is so vague.

Courtnee
12-28-2006, 03:03 PM
I just made the hottest blend ever. Too bad I can't use it as my IDF signature cuz someone else is making one for me.
aw, that's super cutee.

how do you blend more than 2 pictures? :confused:

Superstar
12-28-2006, 05:27 PM
I just made the hottest blend ever. Too bad I can't use it as my IDF signature cuz someone else is making one for me.
awesome :D

Cactus Jack
12-28-2006, 05:34 PM
awesome :D
Yup :D

Superstar
12-28-2006, 05:58 PM
Yup :D
I told my grandma. I don't even know what show she was watching but I sat down and I was said "God, this show sets such a bad example. EVERYBODY is so overweight" She just looked confused :lol:

Courtnee
12-28-2006, 06:16 PM
courtnee your my friend and i like you as a friend your a great person and your really nice but i just dont have those fealings for you please dont let this ruin our friendship


-Paul

Superstar
12-28-2006, 06:18 PM
.
sorry :|

Courtnee
12-28-2006, 06:19 PM
sorry :|
yeah. me too.

Courtnee
12-28-2006, 06:26 PM
Why am I never the girl who gets her prince? hm? I'm always the friend. Just a friend.

Damn it, why am I so friendly?

Stormtracker TF
12-28-2006, 06:31 PM
I recommend getting body oil, a slingshot and the tiniest panda you can find. Meet me in the train station in 1 hour.
NOBODY gives advice like Roby. Nobody.

Courtnee
12-28-2006, 06:34 PM
I need my iPod.


...I'm a little emo

Courtnee
12-28-2006, 06:43 PM
Here we are
What is left of a husband and a wife four good kids
Who have a way of gettin on with their lives
I'm not old but I'm getting a whole lot older every day
It's too late to keep from goin' crazy
I got to get away

The reasons that I can't stay don't have a thing to do with being in love
And I understand that lovin a man shouldn't have to be this rough
You ain't the only one Who feels like this world left you far behind
I don't know why you gotta be Angry All The Time

Our boys are strong the spittin image of you when you were young
I hope someday they can see past what you have become
I remember every time I said I'd never leave
What I can't live with is memories of the way you used to be

The reasons that I can't stay don't have a thing to do with being in love
And I understand that lovin a man shouldn't have to be this rough
You ain't the only one Who feels like this world left you far behind
I don't know why you gotta be Angry All The Time

Twenty years have came and went since I walked out of your door
I never quite made it back to the one I was before
And God it hurts me to think of you
For the light in your eyes was gone sometimes
I don't know why this old world can't leave well enough alone

The reasons that I can't stay don't have a thing to do with being in love
And I understand that lovin a man shouldn't have to be this rough
You ain't the only one Who feels like this world left you far behind
I don't know why you gotta be Angry All The Time

Courtnee
12-28-2006, 06:51 PM
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Paul
Date: Dec 28 2006 6:49 PM


i really didnt mean to hurt you



I've been waiting so long to hear that from someone.

He's too sweet.

Cactus Jack
12-28-2006, 07:21 PM
I told my grandma. I don't even know what show she was watching but I sat down and I was said "God, this show sets such a bad example. EVERYBODY is so overweight" She just looked confused :lol:
LOL oh well I expected more, thast still pretty funny

It's funny when you confuse someone,its HILARIOUS when they go on a rampage for no reason

robyrob
12-28-2006, 08:05 PM
I've been waiting so long to hear that from someone.

He's too sweet.
you still need to exact some senseless random act of vengeance for closure.

either hack his myspace and turn him into a lesbian or sign him up for free copies of the Koran and Bible or somewthing - you don't have to actually do something MEAN, but you need to DO SOMETHING.

EmoJoe
12-28-2006, 08:07 PM
I recommend getting body oil, a slingshot and the tiniest panda you can find. Meet me in the train station in 1 hour.
works like a charm!

Cactus Jack
12-28-2006, 08:24 PM
works like a charm!
Yup!:D

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-28-2006, 08:44 PM
Why am I never the girl who gets her prince? hm? I'm always the friend. Just a friend.

Damn it, why am I so friendly?
:bighug:

Chad22
12-28-2006, 09:11 PM
At least I'm not insulting Hilary.
You did that and the next thing you'd be doing is attending your own funeral.

Cactus Jack
12-28-2006, 09:15 PM
You did that and the next thing you'd be doing is attending your own funeral.
:nod: :eek::lol:

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-28-2006, 09:17 PM
:nod: :eek::lol:
:brent

Courtnee
12-28-2006, 09:35 PM
:brent
:lol:

Stormtracker TF
12-28-2006, 09:45 PM
You did that and the next thing you'd be doing is attending your own funeral.
LOL

Courtnee
12-28-2006, 10:11 PM
urg.

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-28-2006, 10:13 PM
urg.
I kno, rite!

Courtnee
12-28-2006, 10:13 PM
I kno, rite!
yes

Courtnee
12-28-2006, 10:14 PM
I wanna go take a nap or something.

TheGreatPretender
12-28-2006, 10:20 PM
LOL

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-28-2006, 10:25 PM
LOL
aw hell naah!

TheGreatPretender
12-28-2006, 10:49 PM
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*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-28-2006, 10:52 PM
><><><><><><><><><><><
if you give a man a jingle he'll jingle for that day...but if you teach him how to jingle...HE'LL JINGLE ALL THE WAY!

Courtnee
12-28-2006, 11:42 PM
ya'll gonna make me act a foo
up in hurr
up in hurr

robyrob
12-28-2006, 11:52 PM
LOLI HAET PIZA

Courtnee
12-28-2006, 11:54 PM
LOLI HAET PIZA
sorry the answer was "LOLI HAET PIZA -LOL"

We have some lovely parting gifts for you, though, roby.

Superstar
12-29-2006, 06:21 AM
You did that and the next thing you'd be doing is attending your own funeral.
:rofl:

robyrob
12-29-2006, 08:45 AM
unngh

Cactus Jack
12-29-2006, 01:20 PM
unngh
Agreed

Superstar
12-29-2006, 01:46 PM
if you give a man a jingle he'll jingle for that day...but if you teach him how to jingle...HE'LL JINGLE ALL THE WAY!
I guess your right :)

Superstar
12-29-2006, 02:44 PM
:grr: My cousin is getting married tomorrow and no "kids" are invited so I can't go. The wedding is a few hours away, so my parents are leaving today and they'll be coming home on Sunday. So that means that I will be in the care of my evil grandmother and my grandpa, but he never says anything anyway -_-

Courtnee
12-29-2006, 04:32 PM
:grr: My cousin is getting married tomorrow and no "kids" are invited so I can't go. The wedding is a few hours away, so my parents are leaving today and they'll be coming home on Sunday. So that means that I will be in the care of my evil grandmother and my grandpa, but he never says anything anyway -_-

:grr:

Cactus Jack
12-29-2006, 04:32 PM
:grr: My cousin is getting married tomorrow and no "kids" are invited so I can't go. The wedding is a few hours away, so my parents are leaving today and they'll be coming home on Sunday. So that means that I will be in the care of my evil grandmother and my grandpa, but he never says anything anyway -_-
Ah wow, now you can tell her MANY people are overweight!


But still why wouldnt they invite "kids"to their own wedding? and you and your borther arent "kids" youre teenagers ( In my book people over 12 arent "kids" unless they decide to be called it )

Superstar
12-29-2006, 04:58 PM
Ah wow, now you can tell her MANY people are overweight!


But still why wouldnt they invite "kids"to their own wedding? and you and your borther arent "kids" youre teenagers ( In my book people over 12 arent "kids" unless they decide to be called it )
:lol:

The girl my cousin is marrying said that "I have over 40 cousins who are under 18, so there would be far too many people at the wedding if we invited all of our cousins". But I don't really care that much I guess, I don't like either of them anyway :lol:

Courtnee
12-29-2006, 05:06 PM
:lol:

The girl my cousin is marrying said that "I have over 40 cousins who are under 18, so there would be far too many people at the wedding if we invited all of our cousins". But I don't really care that much I guess, I don't like either of them anyway :lol:
what a ho bag

Superstar
12-29-2006, 05:27 PM
what a ho bag
:nod:

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-29-2006, 05:32 PM
:grr: My cousin is getting married tomorrow and no "kids" are invited so I can't go. The wedding is a few hours away, so my parents are leaving today and they'll be coming home on Sunday. So that means that I will be in the care of my evil grandmother and my grandpa, but he never says anything anyway -_-
that's gae,why wouldn't they want the whole family there?

Chad22
12-29-2006, 05:42 PM
:lol:

The girl my cousin is marrying said that "I have over 40 cousins who are under 18, so there would be far too many people at the wedding if we invited all of our cousins". But I don't really care that much I guess, I don't like either of them anyway :lol:
Sorry, buddy. You can come to MY wedding.

Superstar
12-29-2006, 05:50 PM
that's gae,why wouldn't they want the whole family there?
cos she's too snobby to have any of us there. She probably wouldn't invite anybody from this side of the family if she could.

Superstar
12-29-2006, 05:50 PM
Sorry, buddy. You can come to MY wedding.
I would be honored to attend the wedding of Chad Doody and Hilary Duff. Thank you Chad.

Courtnee
12-29-2006, 05:51 PM
I would be honored to attend the wedding of Chad Doody and Hilary Duff. Thank you Chad.
forget his. come to MY wedding.


there's gonna be a chocolate fountain.

Superstar
12-29-2006, 05:54 PM
forget his. come to MY wedding.


there's gonna be a chocolate fountain.
:lol:

I shall be an honoree guest at both.

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-29-2006, 06:04 PM
:lol:

I shall be an honoree guest at both.
Forget both of theirs.

Mine will have a chocolate fountain AND a crystal swan. and a waterfall. and bob newhart.

Superstar
12-29-2006, 06:09 PM
Forget both of theirs.

Mine will have a chocolate fountain AND a crystal swan. and a waterfall. and bob newhart.
I hope yer weddings aren't on the same day otherwise I will have to CHOOSE!

Chad22
12-29-2006, 06:18 PM
Forget both of theirs.

Mine will have a chocolate fountain AND a crystal swan. and a waterfall. and bob newhart.
John STAMOS will be attending mine.

Superstar
12-29-2006, 06:23 PM
John STAMOS will be attending mine.
*attends Chad's wedding*

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-29-2006, 06:27 PM
John STAMOS will be attending mine.
mine will have John Stamos AND Bob Saget and that DOG that disappeared halfway through the show. yeah, he's still around.

Superstar
12-29-2006, 06:32 PM
mine will have John Stamos AND Bob Saget and that DOG that disappeared halfway through the show. yeah, he's still around.
will it have those two Olsen bitches?

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-29-2006, 06:38 PM
will it have those two Olsen bitches?
Nah. Kimmy, though.

Superstar
12-29-2006, 06:39 PM
Nah. Kimmy, though.
count me in.

Cactus Jack
12-29-2006, 06:40 PM
:lol:

The girl my cousin is marrying said that "I have over 40 cousins who are under 18, so there would be far too many people at the wedding if we invited all of our cousins". But I don't really care that much I guess, I don't like either of them anyway :lol:
40 cousins under 18!?!?!?!? MAN the guys in her family must be a MAN WHORES


Anyways yeah that sucks


and to teh weddings, Id attend ALL of your wedding

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-29-2006, 06:40 PM
count me in.
hah woooo

Cactus Jack
12-29-2006, 06:42 PM
will it have those two Olsen bitches?
At my wedding there's would be a sign that syas "IF YOU;RE LAST NAME IS OLSEN OR LOHAN YOU ARE NOT INVITED"

Superstar
12-29-2006, 06:43 PM
40 cousins under 18!?!?!?!? MAN the guys in her family must be a MAN WHORES


Anyways yeah that sucks


and to teh weddings, Id attend ALL of your wedding
:lol: I think she has 10 uncles or something

Superstar
12-29-2006, 06:44 PM
At my wedding there's would be a sign that syas "IF YOU;RE LAST NAME IS OLSEN OR LOHAN YOU ARE NOT INVITED"
awesome. That sign should be at everyone's wedding.

Chad22
12-29-2006, 06:47 PM
At my wedding there's would be a sign that syas "IF YOU;RE LAST NAME IS OLSEN OR LOHAN YOU ARE NOT INVITED"
Lindsay Lohan not being at my wedding goes without saying. :lol:

Superstar
12-29-2006, 06:48 PM
Lindsay Lohan not being at my wedding goes without saying. :lol:
Hilary would forbid it:lol:

Cactus Jack
12-29-2006, 06:48 PM
:lol: I think she has 10 uncles or something
LOL wow thats a lot 4 ki....TEENAGERS for each one? wow

Superstar
12-29-2006, 06:52 PM
LOL wow thats a lot 4 ki....TEENAGERS for each one? wow
I might be wrong about it being 40 but I know she has A LOT of cousins :lol:

Cactus Jack
12-29-2006, 07:01 PM
Hilary would forbid it:lol:
Yeah the drinks at the wedding are for them and their familesi and opther celeb friends, not Lindsay

*at the reception something bad happens*

Lindsay : OMIGAH I DRANK ALL DIS WINE OMGOMGOMGOMGLOLZZZZZZZZ *throws up on someone's lap*

Guy: CHAD, THIS REDHEADED SLUT JUST CRASHED IN AND BARFED ON MY LAP?

Chad: WHAT. HAVE. YOU DONE?!?!?!?!?!?!

Hilary: Oh my gawd, Lindsay I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME HERE!

Lindsay : You gonna bring it?

Hilary: OH IT'S ALREADY BEEN BA-ROUGHTEN


Lindsay: Bitch!

*slap*

Hilary : Slut!
*slap*

Lindsay : Whore!

*slap*

Hilary: Skank!

*slap*

Lindsay:HERMAPRHRODITE!

*everyone gasps*

Hilary : WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?

Chad: WHAT?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?


Lindsay: Hilary, you put the "bi" in BIOTCH


Hilary: You put the "zoo" in "jusitzu"

Lindsay: Huh?


Chad: NEVERMIND! LINDSAY! YOU PUT THE "OUT" IN GET OUT IMMEDIATELY!!


Lindsay : Fine!

*she leaves*


Hilary: Ughhh she is so....overweight


Chad : If you call pencils overweight yes

EVERYONE SORRY ABOUT THAT

Jack: Told ya ya shoulda put that sign up


*sign is put up*

Superstar
12-29-2006, 07:02 PM
Yeah the drinks at the wedding are for them and their familesi and opther celeb friends, not Lindsay

*at the reception something bad happens*

Lindsay : OMIGAH I DRANK ALL DIS WINE OMGOMGOMGOMGLOLZZZZZZZZ *throws up on someone's lap*

Guy: CHAD, THIS REDHEADED SLUT JUST CRASHED IN AND BARFED ON MY LAP?

Chad: WHAT. HAVE. YOU DONE?!?!?!?!?!?!

Hilary: Oh my gawd, Lindsay I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME HERE!

Lindsay : You gonna bring it?

Hilary: OH IT'S ALREADY BEEN BA-ROUGHTEN


Lindsay: Bitch!

*slap*

Hilary : Slut!
*slap*

Lindsay : Whore!

*slap*

Hilary: Skank!

*slap*

Lindsay:HERMAPRHRODITE!

*everyone gasps*

Hilary : WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?

Chad: WHAT?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?


Lindsay: Hilary, you put the "bi" in BIOTCH


Hilary: You put the "zoo" in "jusitzu"

Lindsay: Huh?


Chad: NEVERMIND! LINDSAY! YOU PUT THE "OUT" IN GET OUT IMMEDIATELY!!


Lindsay : Fine!

*she leaves*


Hilary: Ughhh she is so....overweight


Chad : If you call pencils overweight yes

EVERYONE SORRY ABOUT THAT

Jack: Told ya ya shoulda put that sign up


*sign is put up*
Hilary: Ughhh she is so....overweight :rofl: :rotflmao:

Cactus Jack
12-29-2006, 07:03 PM
I might be wrong about it being 40 but I know she has A LOT of cousins :lol:
Ah wow!

Cactus Jack
12-29-2006, 07:06 PM
Hilary: Ughhh she is so....overweight :rofl: :rotflmao:
LOL


I frogot to add this


Chad: Hilary that ruled! HI FIVE!

Hilary: IS NICE!


Chad : I LIKE!

Chad22
12-29-2006, 07:13 PM
Yeah the drinks at the wedding are for them and their familesi and opther celeb friends, not Lindsay

*at the reception something bad happens*

Lindsay : OMIGAH I DRANK ALL DIS WINE OMGOMGOMGOMGLOLZZZZZZZZ *throws up on someone's lap*

Guy: CHAD, THIS REDHEADED SLUT JUST CRASHED IN AND BARFED ON MY LAP?

Chad: WHAT. HAVE. YOU DONE?!?!?!?!?!?!

Hilary: Oh my gawd, Lindsay I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME HERE!

Lindsay : You gonna bring it?

Hilary: OH IT'S ALREADY BEEN BA-ROUGHTEN


Lindsay: Bitch!

*slap*

Hilary : Slut!
*slap*

Lindsay : Whore!

*slap*

Hilary: Skank!

*slap*

Lindsay:HERMAPRHRODITE!

*everyone gasps*

Hilary : WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?

Chad: WHAT?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?


Lindsay: Hilary, you put the "bi" in BIOTCH


Hilary: You put the "zoo" in "jusitzu"

Lindsay: Huh?


Chad: NEVERMIND! LINDSAY! YOU PUT THE "OUT" IN GET OUT IMMEDIATELY!!


Lindsay : Fine!

*she leaves*


Hilary: Ughhh she is so....overweight


Chad : If you call pencils overweight yes

EVERYONE SORRY ABOUT THAT

Jack: Told ya ya shoulda put that sign up


*sign is put up*
What the HECK, Man? :lol:

Cactus Jack
12-29-2006, 07:22 PM
What the HECK, Man? :lol:
LOL exactly why would they have such a cliched catfight at Hilary;s own wedding? Oh yeah..

Superstar
12-29-2006, 07:25 PM
LOL exactly why would they have such a cliched catfight at Hilary;s own wedding? Oh yeah..
LOL ya crazy.

Chad22
12-29-2006, 07:27 PM
LOL exactly why would they have such a cliched catfight at Hilary;s own wedding? Oh yeah..
Only catfight I expect to see at my wedding is between TF and EFD.

Superstar
12-29-2006, 07:33 PM
Only catfight I expect to see at my wedding is between TF and EFD.
:rotflmao: that should be interesting.

Cactus Jack
12-29-2006, 07:44 PM
:rotflmao: that should be interesting.
YES :rotflmao:

MaydayMalonesGirl
12-29-2006, 09:04 PM
OMG I'M STUCK IN THE RICH MALL:crying:

EmoJoe
12-29-2006, 09:45 PM
:grr: My cousin is getting married tomorrow and no "kids" are invited so I can't go. The wedding is a few hours away, so my parents are leaving today and they'll be coming home on Sunday. So that means that I will be in the care of my evil grandmother and my grandpa, but he never says anything anyway -_-
:( sucks.

Courtnee
12-29-2006, 10:40 PM
:wave:

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-29-2006, 10:41 PM
ELLO

robyrob
12-29-2006, 11:29 PM
damn this "figure out the album covers game" - it is KILLING me

http://www.capitalradiogroup.com/content/cgi-bin/planetrock_albumquiz/

i now have 48 of 54, but I am TOTALLY stuck

Cactus Jack
12-30-2006, 02:09 AM
damn this "figure out the album covers game" - it is KILLING me

http://www.capitalradiogroup.com/content/cgi-bin/planetrock_albumquiz/

i now have 48 of 54, but I am TOTALLY stuck
:(

Karen*
12-30-2006, 04:37 AM
aw, that's super cutee.

how do you blend more than 2 pictures? :confused:

The way you blend two pictures.

Oh, and thanks! :D

Karen*
12-30-2006, 04:39 AM
awesome :D

Yup! :D

Thanks guys. :D Now I wanna make one for each of the Daughtry guys. I heart them so much. :lol:

Karen*
12-30-2006, 04:40 AM
You did that and the next thing you'd be doing is attending your own funeral.

Then half of the world would be prematurely dead thanks to you. :) Lucky for you though, I actually like the girl.

Karen*
12-30-2006, 04:41 AM
:grr: My cousin is getting married tomorrow and no "kids" are invited so I can't go. The wedding is a few hours away, so my parents are leaving today and they'll be coming home on Sunday. So that means that I will be in the care of my evil grandmother and my grandpa, but he never says anything anyway -_-

That sucks. :(

Karen*
12-30-2006, 04:43 AM
mine will have John Stamos AND Bob Saget and that DOG that disappeared halfway through the show. yeah, he's still around.

Oh hush. Y'alls already attended the wedding of the century when TF and I got married. HOLLER AT YOUR GIRL

Karen*
12-30-2006, 04:44 AM
So...yesterday I got the stomach flu. I threw up four times and I haven't thrown up since second grade and plus I was pretty much bedridden the whole day. It's almost gone now but when I got home guess what...I got a COLD. :grr:

robyrob
12-30-2006, 09:25 AM
So...yesterday I got the stomach flu. I threw up four times and I haven't thrown up since second grade and plus I was pretty much bedridden the whole day. It's almost gone now but when I got home guess what...I got a COLD. :grr:
so no more "vomit-free since '93" ? :( :( :(

robyrob
12-30-2006, 09:44 AM
this one is for YOU Jacko:

http://www.zug.com/pranks/natural/

Superstar
12-30-2006, 11:54 AM
So...yesterday I got the stomach flu. I threw up four times and I haven't thrown up since second grade and plus I was pretty much bedridden the whole day. It's almost gone now but when I got home guess what...I got a COLD. :grr:
sorry Karen :( The last time I remember vomitting was on New Years Day 2000 :lol:

Cactus Jack
12-30-2006, 12:46 PM
sorry Karen :( The last time I remember vomitting was on New Years Day 2000 :lol:
Ditto :(


and last time I remember was...when I had something that had wheat in it, im allergic to wheat and didnt know there was wheat in it.

Cactus Jack
12-30-2006, 12:52 PM
this one is for YOU Jacko:

http://www.zug.com/pranks/natural/
LOL

EmoJoe
12-30-2006, 02:09 PM
i soon will have the entire 2006 Christmas episode of MADtv in my hands! :woohoo: as long as this torrent doesn't take too long :grr:

EmoJoe
12-30-2006, 02:09 PM
sorry Karen :( The last time I remember vomitting was on New Years Day 2000 :lol:
im sorry too, karen :(

last time i remember vomiting was like 2 years ago. *knocks on wood*

EmoJoe
12-30-2006, 02:23 PM
TORRENT UPDATE: 4.2% done LOLL. this is taking forever :(

Cactus Jack
12-30-2006, 02:28 PM
i soon will have the entire 2006 Christmas episode of MADtv in my hands! :woohoo: as long as this torrent doesn't take too long :grr:
Yay! Awesome!



Ill be counting down a la TF and Lynn's torrent, only I hope it doesnt take a month


BTW did you see MadTV yesterday on Comedy Central that groecery store skit was HILARIOUS

EmoJoe
12-30-2006, 02:40 PM
Yay! Awesome!



Ill be counting down a la TF and Lynn's torrent, only I hope it doesnt take a month


BTW did you see MadTV yesterday on Comedy Central that groecery store skit was HILARIOUS
i only watched the 11am one. it was the Season 11 premiere!

and according to BitTorrent, the torrent is going to be ready in 4 hours :lol: so not a month!

EmoJoe
12-30-2006, 03:20 PM
TORRENT UPDATE: 37.8% done

Courtnee
12-30-2006, 03:45 PM
TORRENT UPDATE: 37.8% done
what the heck is torrent?

Courtnee
12-30-2006, 04:10 PM
omg, I have to post this on my [n word]SPACE :rofl:

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/7655/logooy4.jpg

by the way, that is a REAL site. I'm not a racist.

Cactus Jack
12-30-2006, 04:13 PM
i only watched the 11am one. it was the Season 11 premiere!

and according to BitTorrent, the torrent is going to be ready in 4 hours :lol: so not a month!
Ah LOL it was HILARIOSU th one with Elisha Cuthlbert was great too


"This is a 24 parody? UGH :mad:"


"Its not a 24 parody, its a Brady Bunch parody!"



and her to Bobby Lee

"I didnt recognize you! You;re always in a dress!"

Superstar
12-30-2006, 04:55 PM
i soon will have the entire 2006 Christmas episode of MADtv in my hands! :woohoo: as long as this torrent doesn't take too long :grr:
LOL.

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-30-2006, 05:00 PM
Oh hush. Y'alls already attended the wedding of the century when TF and I got married. HOLLER AT YOUR GIRL
:lol:

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-30-2006, 05:01 PM
So...yesterday I got the stomach flu. I threw up four times and I haven't thrown up since second grade and plus I was pretty much bedridden the whole day. It's almost gone now but when I got home guess what...I got a COLD. :grr:
aw feel better soon :mrtarver:

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-30-2006, 05:02 PM
omg, I have to post this on my [n word]SPACE :rofl:

http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/7655/logooy4.jpg

by the way, that is a REAL site. I'm not a racist.
Oh snap :rofl:

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
12-30-2006, 05:03 PM
im sorry too, karen :(

last time i remember vomiting was like 2 years ago. *knocks on wood*
last time I threw up I must've been about 5 years old. *knocks on wood as well*

EmoJoe
12-30-2006, 05:06 PM
what the heck is torrent?

i soon will have the entire 2006 Christmas episode of MADtv in my hands! as long as this torrent doesn't take too long

thats the torrent :lol: its file sharing, only not for just music.

EmoJoe
12-30-2006, 05:07 PM
Ah LOL it was HILARIOSU th one with Elisha Cuthlbert was great too


"This is a 24 parody? UGH :mad:"


"Its not a 24 parody, its a Brady Bunch parody!"



and her to Bobby Lee

"I didnt recognize you! You;re always in a dress!"
that was episode 920! i saw that episode before. that skit was funny but it was a pretty bad episode IMO :(

Superstar
12-30-2006, 05:17 PM
that was episode 920! i saw that episode before. that skit was funny but it was a pretty bad episode IMO :(
:woohoo: