May your Christmas tree squirt out plenty of spruce juice ! If you are cutting down your own tree, make sure you get a permit from Kimball first, a bush-beating permit, that is. And don't forget to stop by Drucker's and pick up some wax popcorn to string and fiberglass candy canes to suck on, from one year to the next. Finally, when making your fruitcake, remember, the pineapple goes in the middle !

I hope that everyone has a Merry Christmas