View Full Version : Flatulant passenger grounds flight


Brad Russ
12-07-2006, 07:15 PM
NASHVILLE, Tenn., Dec 6 (Reuters Life!) - It may be one problem airline security officials never envisioned -- a passenger lighting matches in flight to mask odors from her flatulence.

The woman's actions resulted in an emergency landing on Monday in Nashville of an American Airlines flight bound for Dallas from Washington, D.C., said Lynne Lowrance, a spokeswoman for Nashville's airport.

Other passengers reported the odor of burned matches, but the woman was not forthcoming when asked about it, Lowrance said on Wednesday.

"Of course, she was scared and embarrassed but all the passengers had to disembark, all the luggage had to be searched, a canine team was brought in, and about three hours were consumed in sorting out the situation," she said.

The woman was not allowed back on the flight and barred from flying on American Airlines, Lowrance said.

"Since there was no malice involved and the incident was accidental, she was not charged with anything," she said.

Passengers are permitted four books of paper safety matches on a plane but cannot light them during flight, Lowrance said.

"I've had calls from people all over the country about this," she said. "And I don't have the answer to this problem."

:lol:

~LadyJess~
12-07-2006, 07:21 PM
:lol: That's great. But you know, if you're that gassy what's more embarrasing...having people smell it or grounding the flight and being barred from American Airlines?

Janice
12-07-2006, 10:16 PM
LOL! :fart: :blush:

Lamont
12-07-2006, 10:18 PM
hmmmm i didnt know i was on that flight....

Brad Russ
12-07-2006, 11:12 PM
LOL! :fart: :blush:

:rofl:

tdf4077
12-08-2006, 12:40 AM
um..so you can have 4 books of matches ("so long as you don't light them in flight") but watch out if you bring along a 4 oz. bottle of foundation? um...so, under that same thinking, why can't someone bring on a weapon (so long as they don't use it)?

sara
12-08-2006, 02:32 AM
So she wasted everyone's time and money instead of just admitting why she was lighting the matches, how inconsiderate.

Stormtracker TF
12-08-2006, 04:53 AM
Now THAT is an odd story.

80sTrivia
12-08-2006, 07:11 AM
Yikes... how embarrassing... :eek:

dragster58
12-08-2006, 10:29 AM
FLATULANCE SUX!!!

FOLrocks1
12-08-2006, 10:37 AM
That's great. I saw this on one of the Tonight Shows the other night, can't remember which one.

Brad Russ
12-08-2006, 06:14 PM
FLATULANCE SUX!!!

Yep, it stinks too. LOL!!