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I found that on the web. Personally, I prefer....

Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and May God Bless You! :tree:

I found that on the web. Personally, I prefer....

Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and May God Bless You! :tree:

I prefer that one too! :D

Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and May God Bless You!

That one gets my vote. :santa:

I give it five Christmas trees
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lol

Well, it's about time we have a politically correct greeting! The old "Merry Christmas" one has outraged me for years. I can't believe that people have the nerve to use it.

Thank goodness for this new and improved version! :)

Merry Christmas everyone LOL. I'd much rather say that to someone than Happy Holidays.

I found that on the web. Personally, I prefer....

Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and May God Bless You! :tree:

That gets my vote, if someone is offended by me telling them Merry Christmas that is THIER problem not mine. It is meant as a sign of good will so take it as that or TFB for them.

PC bites, so

MERRY CHRISTMAS, everybody!!!!

Funny stuff. The pathetic thing is that even though this is a satire, some maniacs actually subscribe to that bullcrap. Think ACLU.

This past Saturday, we had our annual office "Winter Celebration."

Sigh.

Happy Holidays .

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

As someone who comes from a mixed-religious family (my sister's Jewish), I personally don't get offended if someone wishes me a merry christmas, happy kwanza, or anything else! they're trying to be nice...not force their religion on me! I wish people could just relax, espcially during the spirit of the holidays...'cause no matter what religion you are or aren't, the feeling is the same: take care and be happy.

This past Saturday, we had our annual office "Winter Celebration."

Sigh.
lame ohno:

PC bites, so

Exactly, more trouble than it's worth.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, everybody!!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS to you too :santa: :tree:

I'll just say Happy Holidays this way and remembering the 1st Amendment of the USA (but it could the most important amendement of any nation out there!).....



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Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year is fine with me! And, I will continue saying it.

If someone told me Happy Chanukah, then I would wish them back a "Chanukah" or Kwanzaa or whatever. I won't change or force any individual's greeting as long as they won't change or force my greetings. I'll respect anyone's greeting if they respect mine. Period.

See, I used to work at the zoo for their Christmas display, and the first year, I made the mistake of saying Merry Christmas, and this guy just completely YELLED at me, so ever since then, I'm cautious (and wish everyone to be happier and relaxed)

See, I used to work at the zoo for their Christmas display, and the first year, I made the mistake of saying Merry Christmas, and this guy just completely YELLED at me, so ever since then, I'm cautious (and wish everyone to be happier and relaxed)


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Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year is fine with me! And, I will continue saying it.

If someone told me Happy Chanukah, then I would wish them back a "Chanukah" or Kwanzaa or whatever. I won't change or force any individual's greeting as long as they won't change or force my greetings. I'll respect anyone's greeting if they respect mine. Period.


But that's the point you see.......RESPECT is what's missing in today's "neat" world. Full stop.

Happy Hanukkah!

As the Italians say: "BUONE FESTE"!!