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EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 11:15 AM
I can't wait to go shopping Friday morning. We always get up and leave the house at 2am and go to Tupelo. We always return sometime around 10am
that sounds fun. lol i wanna shop in the WEE HOURS.

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 11:16 AM
Well, I'm off to my grandmother's to eat. Be back later. :wave:
already? :eek: we dont leave til like 2.

but...have fun :wave:

Southern Hellraiser
11-23-2006, 11:30 AM
I have a feeling this Thanksgiving wont be spectacular
:yeahthat

Southern Hellraiser
11-23-2006, 11:33 AM
that sounds fun. lol i wanna shop in the WEE HOURS.
Last year, there were people fighting over dumb things like swiffer mops and all that kind of stuff. It was just.....weird.

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 11:34 AM
Last year, there were people fighting over dumb things like swiffer mops and all that kind of stuff. It was just.....weird.
:rofl:

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 11:38 AM
I'll be glad when this terrible year is over, personally.

At least no matter how crappy a year is, it always goes out with holidays.
its been good for me...pretty good, anyway.

Southern Hellraiser
11-23-2006, 11:38 AM
Hey Arnold is on. :D
:D I recorded that while I was sleep. I wish that show came on more often.

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 11:41 AM
They're showing High School Musical today too! :happyface
HSM sucks :snob:

Southern Hellraiser
11-23-2006, 11:42 AM
:lol: sounds cool. black friday.

my best thanksgivings were probably 2003 and 2005. and 2001 even though there was some DRAMA.
Our drama Thanksgivings took place in the mid to late 90's. :lol: It was usually between my mom and my aunt.

Southern Hellraiser
11-23-2006, 11:43 AM
Well, I'm off to my grandmother's to eat. Be back later. :wave:
OK. Enjoy your meal. :wave:

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 11:44 AM
i should put on the parade. but im listening to music.

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 11:44 AM
Our drama Thanksgivings took place in the mid to late 90's. :lol: It was usually between my mom and my aunt.
lol 2001 was drama-ful because of my stupid uncle. i hate that piece of crap. we dont talk to him anymore, thankfully. but it was still a good thanksgiving overall.

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 12:00 PM
im listening to CHRISTMAS MUSIC. its officialy ok to listen to now since its thanksgiving!

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 12:18 PM
im watching the parade. the big ballons are flying after all! :woohoo:

robyrob
11-23-2006, 12:30 PM
they wouldn't let me be in the parade, so I had my OWN parade with the cats :snob:

Cactus Jack
11-23-2006, 12:48 PM
Last year, there were people fighting over dumb things like swiffer mops and all that kind of stuff. It was just.....weird.
LOL


I saw dIANA FREAKING DEGARMO on the parade


LOL it looked liek the marhcuing band was runnign from Dora LOL

Cactus Jack
11-23-2006, 12:50 PM
i cant lol. its on a VIDEOTAPE. that i dont even know where it is. but its funny.
LOL

Cactus Jack
11-23-2006, 12:51 PM
Sounds like me and 2003. :lol:

And Valentines Day 2004....

And the day after Thanksgiving 99, being in Wal Mart at 5 AM.
LOL

Cactus Jack
11-23-2006, 12:52 PM
You should go back in time to 2003 and join us here.
:lol: Seriously


Where's ERIN?

Superstar
11-23-2006, 12:53 PM
:wave:

Mr. Television
11-23-2006, 12:55 PM
Happy Thanksgiving Everybody :wave:

Superstar
11-23-2006, 01:00 PM
Happy Thanksgiving Everybody :wave:
Happy Thanksgiving!

Superstar
11-23-2006, 01:00 PM
Arent they doing that now with alot of 90s celebritys? I heard about the one with Urkel.
I heard about the one about Kel from Kenan and Kel :lol:

Cactus Jack
11-23-2006, 01:01 PM
Happy Thanksgiving Everybody :wave:
Happy Thanksgiving!



Hey Davey, Happy Thanksigivng!


Happy Thanksgiving eveyrone else too!

Cactus Jack
11-23-2006, 01:01 PM
I heard about the one about Kel from Kenan and Kel :lol:
Me too!

Superstar
11-23-2006, 01:01 PM
The Girl Next Door 203
Joe® 136
Superstar 120
Quantum Knight 114
Cactus Jack 110
ThundershearF 69
robyrob 58
Rock Princess 55
Sean McNamara 31
*Pleasant Tomorrow* 26
Polniaczek033 24
KristinHerreraFan 20
.:Dorky_W00tage:. 13
MaydayMalonesGirl 12
TheGreatPretender 6
Girl Meets World 5
xBaByGiRlx 1

After like a month. LOL.
120. Yee-haw.

Cactus Jack
11-23-2006, 01:04 PM
120. Yee-haw.
110!

Superstar
11-23-2006, 01:04 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!



Hey Davey, Happy Thanksigivng!


Happy Thanksgiving eveyrone else too!
Hey Jack :wave: Happy Thanksgiving!

Superstar
11-23-2006, 01:05 PM
LOL Lynn didnt get up in time and one of the workers who was putting the trim on outside could be seen looking in.
:rotflmao:

Superstar
11-23-2006, 01:05 PM
:lol: His new fiancee is 18 years old! Dude. I should be engaged to him.
he's a man-whore.

Superstar
11-23-2006, 01:06 PM
Ashley Tisdale is #1 on my Top 25 Most Played Songs on iTunes.
:( :(

Superstar
11-23-2006, 01:07 PM
Tisdale sounds like somthing related to the Holidays.
it sounds like a disease to me -_-

Cactus Jack
11-23-2006, 01:08 PM
:( :(
Ditto


I watched Monty Python's Life of Brian latsn ight damn it was hilarious



"Just wait till Biggus Dickus hears about this!"

Cactus Jack
11-23-2006, 01:10 PM
That entire scenbe,from IMDB




Pontius Pilate: So, yaw fatha was a Woman? Who was he?
Brian: He was a Centurion, in the Jerusalem Garrisons.
Pontius Pilate: Weally? What was his name?
Brian: 'Naughtius Maximus'.
[the Centurion laughs]
Pontius Pilate: Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison?
Centurion: Well, no, sir.
Pontius Pilate: Well, you sound vewy sure. Have you checked?
Centurion: Well, no, sir. Umm, I think it's a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.
Pontius Pilate: [guard chuckles] What's so funny about "Biggus Dickus? "
Centurion: Well, it's a joke name, sir.
Pontius Pilate: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'.
[guard chuckles]
Pontius Pilate: Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that.
Brian: Can I go now, sir?
[slap]
Brian: Aaah! Eh.
Pontius Pilate: Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this!
[guard chuckles]
Pontius Pilate: Wight! Take him away!
Centurion: Oh, sir, he - he only ...
Pontius Pilate: No, no. I want him fighting wabid, wild animals within a week.
Centurion: Yes, sir. Come on, you.
[takes the guard away as continues laughing histerically]
Pontius Pilate: I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. - - Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...
[another guard chuckles]
Pontius Pilate: ... Dickus?
[more chuckling]
Pontius Pilate: What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... 'Biggus'...
[chuckle]
Pontius Pilate: ... Dickus?
[both guards chuckle]
Pontius Pilate: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'... Incontinentia Buttocks
Pontius Pilate: [Guards are laughing] Stop! What is all this?
Pontius Pilate: [Laughing continues] I've had enough of this wowdy webel sniggewing behaviour. Silence! Call yourselves Pwaetowian guards? You're not - Seize him! Seize him! Blow your noses and seize him!

Memorable Quotes from
Life of Brian (1979)
Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
Reg: **** off! We're the People's Front of Judea
Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Attendee: Brought peace?
Reg: Oh, peace - shut up!
Reg: There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this country of the Romans once and for all.
Dissenter: Uh, well, one.
Reg: Oh, yeah, yeah, there's one. But otherwise, we're solid.
Brian: Have I got a big nose, Mum?
Brian?s mother: Stop thinking about sex!
Brian: I wasn't!
Brian?s mother: You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small? "
Brian: I am NOT the Messiah!
Arthur: I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few.
Reg: If you want to join the People's Front of Judea, you have to really hate the Romans.
Brian: I do!
Reg: Oh yeah, how much?
Brian: A lot!
Reg: Right, you're in.
[a line of prisoners files past a jailer]
Coordinator: Crucifixion?
Prisoner: Yes.
Coordinator: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.
[Next prisoner]
Coordinator: Crucifixion?
Mr. Cheeky: Er, no, freedom actually.
Coordinator: What?
Mr. Cheeky: Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere.
Coordinator: Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then.
Mr. Cheeky: No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really.
Coordinator: [laughing] Oh yes, very good. Well...
Mr. Cheeky: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left.
Wise Man #1: We were led by a star.
Brian's mother: Led by a bottle, you mean.
Suicide Squad Leader: We are the Judean People's Front crack suicide squad! Suicide squad, attack!
[they all stab themselves]
Suicide Squad Leader: That showed 'em, huh?
Brian?s mother: He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
Brian: I'm not a roman mum, I'm a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose, I'm kosher mum, I'm a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it!
Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, **** off!
[silence]
Arthur: How shall we **** off, O Lord?
Ex-Leper: Half a dinare for me bloody life story?
Brian: There's no pleasing some people.
Ex-Leper: That's just what Jesus said, sir.
Ex-Leper: Okay, sir, my final offer: half a shekel for an old ex-leper?
Brian: Did you say "ex-leper"?
Ex-Leper: That's right, sir, 16 years behind a veil and proud of it, sir.
Brian: Well, what happened?
Ex-Leper: Oh, cured, sir.
Brian: Cured?
Ex-Leper: Yes sir, bloody miracle, sir. Bless you!
Brian: Who cured you?
Ex-Leper: Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden, up he comes, cures me! One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by-your-leave! "You're cured, mate." Bloody do-gooder.
Brian: Well, why don't you go and tell him you want to be a leper again?
Ex-Leper: Uh, I could do that sir, yeah. Yeah, I could do that I suppose. What I was thinking was I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the ass to be blunt and excuse my French, sir.
Brian: Please, please, please listen! I've got one or two things to say.
The Crowd: Tell us! Tell us both of them!
Brian: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't NEED to follow ME, You don't NEED to follow ANYBODY! You've got to think for your selves! You're ALL individuals!
The Crowd: Yes! We're all individuals!
Brian: You're all different!
The Crowd: Yes, we ARE all different!
Man in crowd: I'm not...
The Crowd: Sch!
Reg: [arriving at Brian's crucifixion] Hello, Sibling Brian.
Brian: Thank God you've come, Reg.
Reg: Well, I think I should point out first, Brian, in all fairness, we are not, in fact, the rescue committee. However, I have been asked to read the following prepare statement on behalf of the movement. "We the People's Front of Judea, brackets, officials, end brackets, do hereby convey our sincere fraternal and sisterly greetings to you, Brian, on this, the occasion of your martyrdom. "
Brian: What?
Reg: "Your death will stand as a landmark in the continuing struggle to liberate the parent land from the hands of the Roman imperialist aggressors, excluding those concerned with drainage, medicine, roads, housing, education, viniculture and any other Romans contributing to the welfare of Jews of both sexes and hermaphrodites. Signed, on behalf of the P. F. J. , etc. " And I'd just like to add, on a personal note, my own admiration, for what you're doing for us, Brian, on what must be, after all, for you a very difficult time.
Matthias: Look, I don't think it should be a sin, just for saying "Jehovah".
[Everyone gasps]
Jewish Official: You're only making it worse for yourself!
Matthias: Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
Jewish Official: I'm warning you! If you say "Jehovah" one more time (gets hit with rock) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it?
Stoners: She did! She did! (suddenly speaking as men) He! He did! He!
Jewish Official: Was it you?
Stoner: Yes.
Jewish Official: Right...
Stoner: Well you did say "Jehovah. "
[Crowd throws rocks at the stoner]
Jewish Official: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Jehovah. "
[Crowd stones the Jewish Official to death]
Brian: You have to be different!
The Crowd: Yes, we are all different!
Small lonely voice: I'm not!
Brian?s mother: What star sign is he?
Wise Man #2: Capricorn.
Brian?s mother: Capricorn, eh? What are they like?
Wise Man #2: He is the son of God, our Messiah.
Wise Man #1: King of the Jews.
Brian?s mother: And that's Capricorn, is it?
Wise Man #3: No, no, that's just him.
Brian?s mother: Oh, I was going to say, otherwise there'd be a lot of them.
Judith: [on Stan's desire to be a mother] Here! I've got an idea: Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb - which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans' - but that he can have the *right* to have babies.
Francis: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother... sister, sorry.
Reg: What's the *point*?
Francis: What?
Reg: What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies, when he can't have babies?
Francis: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
Reg: It's symbolic of his struggle against reality.
Centurion: You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harboring a known criminal?
Matthias: No.
Centurion: Crucifixion!
Matthias: Oh.
Centurion: Nasty, eh?
Matthias: Could be worse.
Centurion: What you mean "Could be worse"?
Matthias: Well, you could be stabbed.
Centurion: Stabbed? Takes a second. Crucifixion lasts hours. It's a slow, horrible death.
Matthias: Well, at least it gets you out in the open air.
Centurion: You're weird!
Spectator I: I think it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers".
Mrs. Gregory: Aha, what's so special about the cheesemakers?
Gregory: Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.
[Brian is writing graffiti on the palace wall. The Centurion catches him in the act]
Centurion: What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house?
Brian: It says, "Romans go home. "
Centurion: No it doesn't ! What's the latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on !
Brian: Er, "Romanus" !
Centurion: Vocative plural of "Romanus" is?
Brian: Er, er, "Romani" !
Centurion: [Writes "Romani" over Brian's graffiti] "Eunt"? What is "eunt"? Conjugate the verb, "to go" !
Brian: Er, "Ire". Er, "eo", "is", "it", "imus", "itis", "eunt".
Centurion: So, "eunt" is...?
Brian: Third person plural present indicative, "they go".
Centurion: But, "Romans, go home" is an order. So you must use...?
[He twists Brian's ear]
Brian: Aaagh ! The imperative !
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: Aaaagh ! Er, er, "i" !
Centurion: How many Romans?
Brian: Aaaaagh ! Plural, plural, er, "ite" !
Centurion: [Writes "ite"] "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion towards, isn't it?
Brian: Dative !
[the Centurion holds a sword to his throat]
Brian: Aaagh ! Not the dative, not the dative ! Er, er, accusative, "Domum" !
Centurion: But "Domus" takes the locative, which is...?
Brian: Er, "Domum" !
Centurion: [Writes "Domum"] Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times.
Brian: Yes sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
Centurion: Hail Caesar ! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
Pontius Pilate: Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly!
Pontius Pilate: So, yaw fatha was a Woman? Who was he?
Brian: He was a Centurion, in the Jerusalem Garrisons.
Pontius Pilate: Weally? What was his name?
Brian: 'Naughtius Maximus'.
[the Centurion laughs]
Pontius Pilate: Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison?
Centurion: Well, no, sir.
Pontius Pilate: Well, you sound vewy sure. Have you checked?
Centurion: Well, no, sir. Umm, I think it's a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.
Pontius Pilate: [guard chuckles] What's so funny about "Biggus Dickus? "
Centurion: Well, it's a joke name, sir.
Pontius Pilate: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'.
[guard chuckles]
Pontius Pilate: Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that.
Brian: Can I go now, sir?
[slap]
Brian: Aaah! Eh.
Pontius Pilate: Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this!
[guard chuckles]
Pontius Pilate: Wight! Take him away!
Centurion: Oh, sir, he - he only ...
Pontius Pilate: No, no. I want him fighting wabid, wild animals within a week.
Centurion: Yes, sir. Come on, you.
[takes the guard away as continues laughing histerically]
Pontius Pilate: I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. - - Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...
[another guard chuckles]
Pontius Pilate: ... Dickus?
[more chuckling]
Pontius Pilate: What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... 'Biggus'...
[chuckle]
Pontius Pilate: ... Dickus?
[both guards chuckle]
Pontius Pilate: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'... Incontinentia Buttocks
Pontius Pilate: [Guards are laughing] Stop! What is all this?
Pontius Pilate: [Laughing continues] I've had enough of this wowdy webel sniggewing behaviour. Silence! Call yourselves Pwaetowian guards? You're not - Seize him! Seize him! Blow your noses and seize him!


LOL Pontius has a lisp thingy so his R's are W's

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 01:11 PM
:wave:
:wave:

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 01:12 PM
That entire scenbe,from IMDB




Pontius Pilate: So, yaw fatha was a Woman? Who was he?
Brian: He was a Centurion, in the Jerusalem Garrisons.
Pontius Pilate: Weally? What was his name?
Brian: 'Naughtius Maximus'.
[the Centurion laughs]
Pontius Pilate: Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison?
Centurion: Well, no, sir.
Pontius Pilate: Well, you sound vewy sure. Have you checked?
Centurion: Well, no, sir. Umm, I think it's a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.
Pontius Pilate: [guard chuckles] What's so funny about "Biggus Dickus? "
Centurion: Well, it's a joke name, sir.
Pontius Pilate: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'.
[guard chuckles]
Pontius Pilate: Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that.
Brian: Can I go now, sir?
[slap]
Brian: Aaah! Eh.
Pontius Pilate: Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this!
[guard chuckles]
Pontius Pilate: Wight! Take him away!
Centurion: Oh, sir, he - he only ...
Pontius Pilate: No, no. I want him fighting wabid, wild animals within a week.
Centurion: Yes, sir. Come on, you.
[takes the guard away as continues laughing histerically]
Pontius Pilate: I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. - - Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...
[another guard chuckles]
Pontius Pilate: ... Dickus?
[more chuckling]
Pontius Pilate: What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... 'Biggus'...
[chuckle]
Pontius Pilate: ... Dickus?
[both guards chuckle]
Pontius Pilate: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'... Incontinentia Buttocks
Pontius Pilate: [Guards are laughing] Stop! What is all this?
Pontius Pilate: [Laughing continues] I've had enough of this wowdy webel sniggewing behaviour. Silence! Call yourselves Pwaetowian guards? You're not - Seize him! Seize him! Blow your noses and seize him!

Memorable Quotes from
Life of Brian (1979)
Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
Reg: **** off! We're the People's Front of Judea
Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Attendee: Brought peace?
Reg: Oh, peace - shut up!
Reg: There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this country of the Romans once and for all.
Dissenter: Uh, well, one.
Reg: Oh, yeah, yeah, there's one. But otherwise, we're solid.
Brian: Have I got a big nose, Mum?
Brian?s mother: Stop thinking about sex!
Brian: I wasn't!
Brian?s mother: You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small? "
Brian: I am NOT the Messiah!
Arthur: I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few.
Reg: If you want to join the People's Front of Judea, you have to really hate the Romans.
Brian: I do!
Reg: Oh yeah, how much?
Brian: A lot!
Reg: Right, you're in.
[a line of prisoners files past a jailer]
Coordinator: Crucifixion?
Prisoner: Yes.
Coordinator: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.
[Next prisoner]
Coordinator: Crucifixion?
Mr. Cheeky: Er, no, freedom actually.
Coordinator: What?
Mr. Cheeky: Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere.
Coordinator: Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then.
Mr. Cheeky: No, I'm just pulling your leg, it's crucifixion really.
Coordinator: [laughing] Oh yes, very good. Well...
Mr. Cheeky: Yes I know, out of the door, one cross each, line on the left.
Wise Man #1: We were led by a star.
Brian's mother: Led by a bottle, you mean.
Suicide Squad Leader: We are the Judean People's Front crack suicide squad! Suicide squad, attack!
[they all stab themselves]
Suicide Squad Leader: That showed 'em, huh?
Brian?s mother: He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
Brian: I'm not a roman mum, I'm a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose, I'm kosher mum, I'm a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it!
Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, **** off!
[silence]
Arthur: How shall we **** off, O Lord?
Ex-Leper: Half a dinare for me bloody life story?
Brian: There's no pleasing some people.
Ex-Leper: That's just what Jesus said, sir.
Ex-Leper: Okay, sir, my final offer: half a shekel for an old ex-leper?
Brian: Did you say "ex-leper"?
Ex-Leper: That's right, sir, 16 years behind a veil and proud of it, sir.
Brian: Well, what happened?
Ex-Leper: Oh, cured, sir.
Brian: Cured?
Ex-Leper: Yes sir, bloody miracle, sir. Bless you!
Brian: Who cured you?
Ex-Leper: Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden, up he comes, cures me! One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by-your-leave! "You're cured, mate." Bloody do-gooder.
Brian: Well, why don't you go and tell him you want to be a leper again?
Ex-Leper: Uh, I could do that sir, yeah. Yeah, I could do that I suppose. What I was thinking was I was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. You know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the ass to be blunt and excuse my French, sir.
Brian: Please, please, please listen! I've got one or two things to say.
The Crowd: Tell us! Tell us both of them!
Brian: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't NEED to follow ME, You don't NEED to follow ANYBODY! You've got to think for your selves! You're ALL individuals!
The Crowd: Yes! We're all individuals!
Brian: You're all different!
The Crowd: Yes, we ARE all different!
Man in crowd: I'm not...
The Crowd: Sch!
Reg: [arriving at Brian's crucifixion] Hello, Sibling Brian.
Brian: Thank God you've come, Reg.
Reg: Well, I think I should point out first, Brian, in all fairness, we are not, in fact, the rescue committee. However, I have been asked to read the following prepare statement on behalf of the movement. "We the People's Front of Judea, brackets, officials, end brackets, do hereby convey our sincere fraternal and sisterly greetings to you, Brian, on this, the occasion of your martyrdom. "
Brian: What?
Reg: "Your death will stand as a landmark in the continuing struggle to liberate the parent land from the hands of the Roman imperialist aggressors, excluding those concerned with drainage, medicine, roads, housing, education, viniculture and any other Romans contributing to the welfare of Jews of both sexes and hermaphrodites. Signed, on behalf of the P. F. J. , etc. " And I'd just like to add, on a personal note, my own admiration, for what you're doing for us, Brian, on what must be, after all, for you a very difficult time.
Matthias: Look, I don't think it should be a sin, just for saying "Jehovah".
[Everyone gasps]
Jewish Official: You're only making it worse for yourself!
Matthias: Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
Jewish Official: I'm warning you! If you say "Jehovah" one more time (gets hit with rock) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it?
Stoners: She did! She did! (suddenly speaking as men) He! He did! He!
Jewish Official: Was it you?
Stoner: Yes.
Jewish Official: Right...
Stoner: Well you did say "Jehovah. "
[Crowd throws rocks at the stoner]
Jewish Official: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Jehovah. "
[Crowd stones the Jewish Official to death]
Brian: You have to be different!
The Crowd: Yes, we are all different!
Small lonely voice: I'm not!
Brian?s mother: What star sign is he?
Wise Man #2: Capricorn.
Brian?s mother: Capricorn, eh? What are they like?
Wise Man #2: He is the son of God, our Messiah.
Wise Man #1: King of the Jews.
Brian?s mother: And that's Capricorn, is it?
Wise Man #3: No, no, that's just him.
Brian?s mother: Oh, I was going to say, otherwise there'd be a lot of them.
Judith: [on Stan's desire to be a mother] Here! I've got an idea: Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb - which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans' - but that he can have the *right* to have babies.
Francis: Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother... sister, sorry.
Reg: What's the *point*?
Francis: What?
Reg: What's the point of fighting for his right to have babies, when he can't have babies?
Francis: It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.
Reg: It's symbolic of his struggle against reality.
Centurion: You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harboring a known criminal?
Matthias: No.
Centurion: Crucifixion!
Matthias: Oh.
Centurion: Nasty, eh?
Matthias: Could be worse.
Centurion: What you mean "Could be worse"?
Matthias: Well, you could be stabbed.
Centurion: Stabbed? Takes a second. Crucifixion lasts hours. It's a slow, horrible death.
Matthias: Well, at least it gets you out in the open air.
Centurion: You're weird!
Spectator I: I think it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers".
Mrs. Gregory: Aha, what's so special about the cheesemakers?
Gregory: Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.
[Brian is writing graffiti on the palace wall. The Centurion catches him in the act]
Centurion: What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house?
Brian: It says, "Romans go home. "
Centurion: No it doesn't ! What's the latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on !
Brian: Er, "Romanus" !
Centurion: Vocative plural of "Romanus" is?
Brian: Er, er, "Romani" !
Centurion: [Writes "Romani" over Brian's graffiti] "Eunt"? What is "eunt"? Conjugate the verb, "to go" !
Brian: Er, "Ire". Er, "eo", "is", "it", "imus", "itis", "eunt".
Centurion: So, "eunt" is...?
Brian: Third person plural present indicative, "they go".
Centurion: But, "Romans, go home" is an order. So you must use...?
[He twists Brian's ear]
Brian: Aaagh ! The imperative !
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: Aaaagh ! Er, er, "i" !
Centurion: How many Romans?
Brian: Aaaaagh ! Plural, plural, er, "ite" !
Centurion: [Writes "ite"] "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion towards, isn't it?
Brian: Dative !
[the Centurion holds a sword to his throat]
Brian: Aaagh ! Not the dative, not the dative ! Er, er, accusative, "Domum" !
Centurion: But "Domus" takes the locative, which is...?
Brian: Er, "Domum" !
Centurion: [Writes "Domum"] Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times.
Brian: Yes sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
Centurion: Hail Caesar ! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
Pontius Pilate: Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly!
Pontius Pilate: So, yaw fatha was a Woman? Who was he?
Brian: He was a Centurion, in the Jerusalem Garrisons.
Pontius Pilate: Weally? What was his name?
Brian: 'Naughtius Maximus'.
[the Centurion laughs]
Pontius Pilate: Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison?
Centurion: Well, no, sir.
Pontius Pilate: Well, you sound vewy sure. Have you checked?
Centurion: Well, no, sir. Umm, I think it's a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.
Pontius Pilate: [guard chuckles] What's so funny about "Biggus Dickus? "
Centurion: Well, it's a joke name, sir.
Pontius Pilate: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'.
[guard chuckles]
Pontius Pilate: Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that.
Brian: Can I go now, sir?
[slap]
Brian: Aaah! Eh.
Pontius Pilate: Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this!
[guard chuckles]
Pontius Pilate: Wight! Take him away!
Centurion: Oh, sir, he - he only ...
Pontius Pilate: No, no. I want him fighting wabid, wild animals within a week.
Centurion: Yes, sir. Come on, you.
[takes the guard away as continues laughing histerically]
Pontius Pilate: I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. - - Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...
[another guard chuckles]
Pontius Pilate: ... Dickus?
[more chuckling]
Pontius Pilate: What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... 'Biggus'...
[chuckle]
Pontius Pilate: ... Dickus?
[both guards chuckle]
Pontius Pilate: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'... Incontinentia Buttocks
Pontius Pilate: [Guards are laughing] Stop! What is all this?
Pontius Pilate: [Laughing continues] I've had enough of this wowdy webel sniggewing behaviour. Silence! Call yourselves Pwaetowian guards? You're not - Seize him! Seize him! Blow your noses and seize him!


LOL Pontius has a lisp thingy so his R's are W's
awesome!

*doesnt read*

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 01:13 PM
Happy Thanksgiving Everybody :wave:
Happy Thanksgiving!

Chad22
11-23-2006, 01:26 PM
I'm back.

Chad22
11-23-2006, 01:29 PM
they wouldn't let me be in the parade, so I had my OWN parade with the cats :snob:
LOL

LOL it looked liek the marhcuing band was runnign from Dora LOL

LOL

:lol: Seriously


Where's ERIN?

I talked to her on MSN last week and she said she probably wouldnt make it cause shes visiting relatives. Said she was gonna try, but I guess she couldnt. :(

Chad22
11-23-2006, 01:32 PM
Did TF fall asleep? :lol:

Superstar
11-23-2006, 01:50 PM
my parents are getting mad at each over a football argument. o_O
:rofl: I don't know why but thats funny.

Superstar
11-23-2006, 01:57 PM
awesome!

*doesnt read*
LOL. I didn't read it either. Its too long for my lazy lazy eyes :lol:

Superstar
11-23-2006, 01:57 PM
I'm back.
welcome back.

Chad22
11-23-2006, 01:59 PM
LOL. I didn't read it either. Its too long for my lazy lazy eyes :lol:
Yeah, I don't care either.

Superstar
11-23-2006, 02:01 PM
Yeah, I don't care either.
poor Jacko :(

Cactus Jack
11-23-2006, 02:07 PM
LOL. I didn't read it either. Its too long for my lazy lazy eyes :lol:
LOL I only meantr to copy and paste one part oops but thats fine

Cactus Jack
11-23-2006, 02:07 PM
[QUOTE=Quantum Knight


I talked to her on MSN last week and she said she probably wouldnt make it cause shes visiting relatives. Said she was gonna try, but I guess she couldnt. :([/QUOTE]
Ah :(

Chad22
11-23-2006, 02:08 PM
LOL I only meantr to copy and paste one part oops but thats fine
Riiiight.

Superstar
11-23-2006, 02:11 PM
LOL I only meantr to copy and paste one part oops but thats fine
OH :lol:

Cactus Jack
11-23-2006, 02:12 PM
OH :lol:
:lol: Yeah

Cactus Jack
11-23-2006, 02:13 PM
Riiiight.
LOL

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 02:20 PM
I'm back.
welcome back. how was the FOOD?

Chad22
11-23-2006, 02:20 PM
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Quantum Knight*, Cactus Jack+

Chad22
11-23-2006, 02:21 PM
welcome back. how was the FOOD?
Pretty good. Turkey, ham, stuffing, potatos, cranberry sauce, rolls, banana bread, and lemon pie. There was other stuff, but thats what I had.

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 02:22 PM
What's Going On?
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Quantum Knight*, Cactus Jack+
lol same here. only replace Quantum Knight with JoeŽ

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 02:22 PM
Pretty good. Turkey, ham, stuffing, potatos, cranberry sauce, rolls, banana bread, and lemon pie. There was other stuff, but thats what I had.
awesome :woohoo:

we're leaving for my aunts house at 2. so i have to get ready in like 10 minutes.

Chad22
11-23-2006, 02:24 PM
awesome :woohoo:

we're leaving for my aunts house at 2. so i have to get ready in like 10 minutes.
Awesome. Tell your Aunt that Chad says hi.

Seriously, Do it.

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 02:24 PM
Awesome. Tell your Aunt that Chad says hi.

Seriously, Do it.
:lol: uhh, ok!

Chad22
11-23-2006, 02:25 PM
:lol: uhh, ok!
And when you get back, I DEMAND to know what her responce is.

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 02:26 PM
And when you get back, I DEMAND to know what her responce is.
FINE.

Chad22
11-23-2006, 02:27 PM
FINE.
ALRIGHT THEN, HAVE A GOOD TIME.

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 02:29 PM
ALRIGHT THEN, HAVE A GOOD TIME.
im not leavin yet :snob:

Chad22
11-23-2006, 02:30 PM
im not leavin yet :snob:
Didnt say you HAD to.

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 02:31 PM
Didnt say you HAD to.
O RLY

Chad22
11-23-2006, 02:33 PM
O RLY
That is so 2005.

And I didnt like it then either.

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 02:34 PM
That is so 2005.

And I didnt like it then either.
:eek:

Chad22
11-23-2006, 02:36 PM
:eek:
Yep. No generic crap for this man.

Cactus Jack
11-23-2006, 02:38 PM
Pretty good. Turkey, ham, stuffing, potatos, cranberry sauce, rolls, banana bread, and lemon pie. There was other stuff, but thats what I had.
AWESOME!

Cactus Jack
11-23-2006, 02:39 PM
:eek:
Ditto!:eek:

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 02:41 PM
Yep. No generic crap for this man.
So This is Christmas.

Chad22
11-23-2006, 02:41 PM
Ditto!:eek:

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 02:42 PM
c
lol Ned in a Chef's Hat :lol:

Cactus Jack
11-23-2006, 02:42 PM
LOL

Chad22
11-23-2006, 02:43 PM
lol Ned in a Chef's Hat :lol:
Classic. :lol:

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 02:44 PM
hey Chad, what's the iTeacher on Ned's Declassified?

Chad22
11-23-2006, 02:45 PM
hey Chad, what's the iTeacher on Ned's Declassified?
Which one?

Cactus Jack
11-23-2006, 02:45 PM
hey Chad, what's the iTeacher on Ned's Declassified?
New crush Joe?




jk ;)

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 02:47 PM
Which one?
i dont know. but someone from MadTV plays them and ive never seen them on there.

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 02:47 PM
New crush Joe?




jk ;)
yeah i totally have the huge hots for mo collins!

Chad22
11-23-2006, 02:48 PM
i dont know. but someone from MadTV plays them and ive never seen them on there.
Not sure.

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 02:48 PM
ok...im gonna get ready, then go to my aunt's house. be back later :wave:

Cactus Jack
11-23-2006, 02:49 PM
ok...im gonna get ready, then go to my aunt's house. be back later :wave:
:wave:



LOL Mo Collins on Ned's Declassifid

Chad22
11-23-2006, 02:51 PM
ok...im gonna get ready, then go to my aunt's house. be back later :wave:
Bye.

Chad22
11-23-2006, 03:01 PM
Step by Step is on. I haven't watched this in forever. :lol:

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 03:01 PM
i have some spare minutes

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 03:02 PM
Nicole was a very cool person. Nice, very funny, extremely talented. She was a very good singer and actress. Out of the people that I knew in Full Frontal Comedy, she seemed more like she would spend her time on Broadway rather than in sketch comedy in LA. That was my impression, at least. Not a smoker or much of a drinker, related to religious upbringing, if I recall. Not that she wouldn't go to parties. Having not had any contact since 2000 though, I really don't know what she's like these days. I hope she hasn't changed in the important ways.

<3 someone who went to college with Nicole Parker wrote that. She is MY type of girl.

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 03:03 PM
ok im leaving now :wave:

Chad22
11-23-2006, 03:04 PM
<3 someone who went to college with Nicole Parker wrote that. She is MY type of girl.
Yeah...Except the fact that if she was in college, shes way too old for you. :lol:

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 03:07 PM
Yeah...Except the fact that if she was in college, shes way too old for you. :lol:
i dont plan on doing anything with her. just crushing :woohoo:

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 03:09 PM
lol ok...im REALLY leaving now. bye :wave:

Chad22
11-23-2006, 03:14 PM
lol ok...im REALLY leaving now. bye :wave:
Ok.

*Waits 3 minutes for you to come back*

Cactus Jack
11-23-2006, 03:39 PM
lol ok...im REALLY leaving now. bye :wave:
Bye!:wave:

Cactus Jack
11-23-2006, 03:40 PM
Yeah...Except the fact that if she was in college, shes way too old for you. :lol:
LOL I said the exactr same thing the other night

Superstar
11-23-2006, 03:41 PM
Awesome. Tell your Aunt that Chad says hi.

Seriously, Do it.
that would be hilarious.

Superstar
11-23-2006, 03:42 PM
lol Ned in a Chef's Hat :lol:
I didn't even recognize who it was :lol:

robyrob
11-23-2006, 03:46 PM
HAY GUYS! DONT FORGET TO EAT YER VEGETETABELS!!!!!

Cactus Jack
11-23-2006, 03:47 PM
HAY GUYS! DONT FORGET TO EAT YER VEGETETABELS!!!!!
LOL great av

Superstar
11-23-2006, 04:02 PM
HAY GUYS! DONT FORGET TO EAT YER VEGETETABELS!!!!!
k.

Cactus Jack
11-23-2006, 04:03 PM
HAY GUYS! DONT FORGET TO EAT YER VEGETETABELS!!!!!
LOL great av

Superstar
11-23-2006, 04:07 PM
LOL great av
You said that already duuuuuude. :lol:

Cactus Jack
11-23-2006, 04:12 PM
You said that already duuuuuude. :lol:
THis is what happens when you have two windows up and thought your post didnt go through then when you finalyl click post reply you see the original post. :bonk: But yeah I did LOL

KristinHerreraFan
11-23-2006, 04:16 PM
hi

Superstar
11-23-2006, 04:16 PM
THis is what happens when you have two windows up and thought your post didnt go through then when you finalyl click post reply you see the original post. :bonk: But yeah I did LOL
LOL. That has been happening to me alot lately :lol:

Superstar
11-23-2006, 04:17 PM
hi
you have a new avatar? :eek:

Karen*
11-23-2006, 04:22 PM
:wave: Happy Thanksgiving y'all!

Cactus Jack
11-23-2006, 04:23 PM
LOL. That has been happening to me alot lately :lol:
LOL ah :lol:

Karen*
11-23-2006, 04:24 PM
You always complain this place is dead, so now you're gonna go SLEEP when its active. :lol:

I know. :lol: I didn't wanna leave, but I needed my sleep!

Karen*
11-23-2006, 04:25 PM
:lol: About 4 or 5 PM here.

Same here.

Superstar
11-23-2006, 04:26 PM
:wave: Happy Thanksgiving y'all!
:wave:

Karen*
11-23-2006, 04:26 PM
I don't think I've EVER missed it. Even in 1997, I watched the parade before falling asleep.

I don't watch the Thanksgiving parade.

Karen*
11-23-2006, 04:27 PM
Hai, I'm Jack :wave:

:lol:

Karen*
11-23-2006, 04:28 PM
HAPPY Thankzgiving Guys!!

hope everyone has a guud turkey to day.

i still have to go buy: an onion (big), a pecan pie (which i dont really like but Robyn THINKS i do), brussel sprouts (which i am the ONLY one that likes them, so Im getting a 10 pound bag), and beef boullion cubes (they're for the BAAD kids)

:lol:

Karen*
11-23-2006, 04:29 PM
I also think Helga's mother suffers from depression.
I think so too.

Karen*
11-23-2006, 04:30 PM
lol my BECAUSE OF YOU thread.

LOL, Joe's Kelly/Carrie obsession days.

Superstar
11-23-2006, 04:31 PM
LOL, Joe's Kelly/Carrie obsession days.
those were the good ol' days.

Karen*
11-23-2006, 04:31 PM
raining here :mrtarver: i hope it clears up tonight, its become a TRADITION to go for a walk after dessert on thanksgiving.

It was raining hella hard here last night, but now it's sunny! :woohoo:

Karen*
11-23-2006, 04:32 PM
those were the good ol' days.

LOL, I guess. It was better earlier this year in terms of the activity on this board.

Superstar
11-23-2006, 04:33 PM
LOL, I guess. It was better earlier this year in terms of the activity on this board.
yeah. The board was really active until about August, and then the place just died :(

Karen*
11-23-2006, 04:34 PM
WELL EXCUSE ME FOR WANTING TO VIEW YOUR FATHER EATING CRANBERRY SAUCE AND STUFFING.

:eek: You're OBSESSED.

Karen*
11-23-2006, 04:34 PM
yeah. The board was really active until about August, and then the place just died :(

Yeah, but at least now it's more active than it was in the past couple of months. :lol:

Karen*
11-23-2006, 04:35 PM
HSM sucks :snob:

God, SHUT. UP. Just cuz you don't like it doesn't mean you gotta rain down on my parade. :happyface

Karen*
11-23-2006, 04:37 PM
he's a man-whore.

LOL, back in 04 he was like "I'd never get together with Hilary Duff cuz she's the same age as my little sister." Now he goes out and does THIS. What. the. phuc. :mad:

Karen*
11-23-2006, 04:37 PM
:( :(

:mooner:

Karen*
11-23-2006, 04:39 PM
Pretty good. Turkey, ham, stuffing, potatos, cranberry sauce, rolls, banana bread, and lemon pie. There was other stuff, but thats what I had.

:drool: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Superstar
11-23-2006, 04:39 PM
Yeah, but at least now it's more active than it was in the past couple of months. :lol:
yup. I hope this that everyone will stick around instead of going back to MSN/AIM/whatever.

Karen*
11-23-2006, 04:40 PM
Step by Step is on. I haven't watched this in forever. :lol:

OMG I LOVE Step by Step.

Superstar
11-23-2006, 04:41 PM
God, SHUT. UP. Just cuz you don't like it doesn't mean you gotta rain down on my parade. :happyface
LOL. I think its kinda funny that HSM seems to appeal to people in their late teens/early 20's as much as it appeals to young kids. I was in a record store last week, and the HSM soundtrack was playing on the CD player, and the lady at the register was like 24 and she was singing along to We're All In This Together. I basically laughed in her face.

Karen*
11-23-2006, 04:41 PM
HAY GUYS! DONT FORGET TO EAT YER VEGETETABELS!!!!!

No. :snob:

Superstar
11-23-2006, 04:42 PM
LOL, back in 04 he was like "I'd never get together with Hilary Duff cuz she's the same age as my little sister." Now he goes out and does THIS. What. the. phuc. :mad:
Like I said, he's a total man-whore. :lol:

Karen*
11-23-2006, 04:42 PM
LOL. I think its kinda funny that HSM seems to appeal to people in their late teens/early 20's as much as it appeals to young kids. I was in a record store last week, and the HSM soundtrack was playing on the CD player, and the lady at the register was like 24 and she was singing along to We're All In This Together. I basically laughed in her face.

:lol:

Well, HSM just came out earlier this year, but I didn't watch it when it premiered. I saw it the summer before I started college and I guess it just carried over, LOL.

Karen*
11-23-2006, 04:42 PM
Like I said, he's a total man-whore. :lol:

SOOPER man-whore.

Superstar
11-23-2006, 04:43 PM
:mooner:
*reports post*

Superstar
11-23-2006, 04:45 PM
:lol:

Well, HSM just came out earlier this year, but I didn't watch it when it premiered. I saw it the summer before I started college and I guess it just carried over, LOL.
I've seen about the last 20 minutes. I wanted to see them sing Breaking Free cos I actually like that song.

Karen*
11-23-2006, 04:47 PM
*reports post*

LOL. MEANIE.

Karen*
11-23-2006, 04:47 PM
I've seen about the last 20 minutes. I wanted to see them sing Breaking Free cos I actually like that song.

Yaaaayyy Davey likes an HSM song. :happyface

Superstar
11-23-2006, 04:49 PM
LOL. MEANIE.
I don't like getting mooned -_-

Karen*
11-23-2006, 04:50 PM
I don't like getting mooned -_-
Then cover your eyes.

Superstar
11-23-2006, 04:51 PM
Yaaaayyy Davey likes an HSM song. :happyface
I considered putting it on my iPod but I decided against it. :lol:

Superstar
11-23-2006, 04:51 PM
Then cover your eyes.
LOL. *puts bag over head*

Karen*
11-23-2006, 04:52 PM
I considered putting it on my iPod but I decided against it. :lol:

LOL, what kind of iPod do you have?

Karen*
11-23-2006, 04:52 PM
LOL. *puts bag over head*

Good.

Karen*
11-23-2006, 04:53 PM
Speaking of HSM, Monique Coleman (the one who made it on Dancing with the Stars) is 26 years old. :eek: I so did not know that.

Superstar
11-23-2006, 04:54 PM
LOL, what kind of iPod do you have?
I have a 30GB video. I only have about 600 songs and about 10 videos :lol:

Superstar
11-23-2006, 04:54 PM
Good.
LOL.

Karen*
11-23-2006, 04:55 PM
I have a 30GB video. I only have about 600 songs and about 10 videos :lol:
Wow, if I had that, I'd fill it up. :lol:

I have a 2GB Nano, but I've got like 1000+ songs in my library, so I have to delete songs in my iPod whenever I wanna add new ones. =/

Superstar
11-23-2006, 04:56 PM
Speaking of HSM, Monique Coleman (the one who made it on Dancing with the Stars) is 26 years old. :eek: I so did not know that.
She does NOT look that old :lol: She looks about 19.

I read that Raven was supposed to be on Dancing With The Stars this season but she was tour so they got Monique instead. :lol:

Karen*
11-23-2006, 04:56 PM
I think I found my favorite song on the Daughtry album. :mrtarver:

Karen*
11-23-2006, 04:57 PM
She does NOT look that old :lol: She looks about 19.

I read that Raven was supposed to be on Dancing With The Stars this season but she was tour so they got Monique instead. :lol:

I know. I was so surprised when I found out. :lol:

Awww. I hope she gets to do that show one day. That'd be interesting to watch.

Superstar
11-23-2006, 04:58 PM
Wow, if I had that, I'd fill it up. :lol:

I have a 2GB Nano, but I've got like 1000+ songs in my library, so I have to delete songs in my iPod whenever I wanna add new ones. =/
I know I should, but I only listen to about 50 songs regularly :lol: The total should be over 700 after Christmas though.

Superstar
11-23-2006, 04:58 PM
I think I found my favorite song on the Daughtry album. :mrtarver:
:woohoo: Its a truly great day.

Karen*
11-23-2006, 04:59 PM
I know I should, but I only listen to about 50 songs regularly :lol: The total should be over 700 after Christmas though.

Awesomeness.

Karen*
11-23-2006, 04:59 PM
:woohoo: Its a truly great day.

Daughtry brings me great joy.

Superstar
11-23-2006, 05:00 PM
I know. I was so surprised when I found out. :lol:

Awww. I hope she gets to do that show one day. That'd be interesting to watch.
Yeah, it would be great if she did get to do the show. The only dancing I've ever see her do was in the Cheetah Girls, so it would be cool to see her doing different styles of dancing. :lol:

Superstar
11-23-2006, 05:01 PM
Awesomeness.
It'll take years for me to reach 1000 :lol:

Superstar
11-23-2006, 05:03 PM
Daughtry brings me great joy.
I'm very pleased for you.

Superstar
11-23-2006, 05:07 PM
LOL I googled Monique Coleman. Her face here is hilarious:
http://www.studentsoftheworld.info/sites/misc/img/3405_zacclip20.jpg

Karen*
11-23-2006, 05:12 PM
LOL I googled Monique Coleman. Her face here is hilarious:
http://www.studentsoftheworld.info/sites/misc/img/3405_zacclip20.jpg

:rofl:

Superstar
11-23-2006, 05:14 PM
:rofl:
she looks kinda mad. :lol:

Karen*
11-23-2006, 05:15 PM
she looks kinda mad. :lol:
Mad cuz she's with Zac Efron, LOL.

Superstar
11-23-2006, 05:19 PM
Mad cuz she's with Zac Efron, LOL.
"Boy get that damn camera outta my face" :lol:

Superstar
11-23-2006, 05:23 PM
I gotta go. I might be back a little later :bye:

Karen*
11-23-2006, 05:24 PM
"Boy get that damn camera outta my face" :lol:
LOL, that does sound like something she'd say in that pic. :lol:

Anyways, I'm gonna go now. Happy Thanksgiving if I don't see you later, Davey. :wave:

Karen*
11-23-2006, 05:24 PM
I gotta go. I might be back a little later :bye:

:lol: We posted our goodbyes at the same time. K. Later. :bye:

Cactus Jack
11-23-2006, 05:33 PM
"Boy get that damn camera outta my face" :lol:
LOL or

"GEEZ put a SHIRT ON "

Cactus Jack
11-23-2006, 05:36 PM
yup. I hope this that everyone will stick around instead of going back to MSN/AIM/whatever.
111;00 P,M

Joe: LETS GO ON MSN!!!!!!11



jk ;)

Stormtracker TF
11-23-2006, 06:17 PM
Been a great Thanksgiving, and oddly enough, we havent eaten yet. :lol: But it's gonna be awesome. I cant wait. Hope everyone else's is going as well as mine has to far.

Stormtracker TF
11-23-2006, 06:24 PM
Tradition.

Cactus Jack
11-23-2006, 06:26 PM
Been a great Thanksgiving, and oddly enough, we havent eaten yet. :lol: But it's gonna be awesome. I cant wait. Hope everyone else's is going as well as mine has to far.
Mine is!:D


Awesome av :lol:

Stormtracker TF
11-23-2006, 06:35 PM
Mine is!:D


Awesome av :lol:
:thumbsup:

Cactus Jack
11-23-2006, 07:01 PM
:thumbsup:
:D

Southern Hellraiser
11-23-2006, 07:09 PM
HAY GUYS! DONT FORGET TO EAT YER VEGETETABELS!!!!!
puke:

Southern Hellraiser
11-23-2006, 07:11 PM
Same here.
We had our dinner at 1. :lol:

Southern Hellraiser
11-23-2006, 07:15 PM
Been a great Thanksgiving, and oddly enough, we havent eaten yet. :lol: But it's gonna be awesome. I cant wait. Hope everyone else's is going as well as mine has to far.
Thanks. :) Yeah, my Thanksgiving turned out better than what I expected.

Stormtracker TF
11-23-2006, 07:23 PM
Thanks. :) Yeah, my Thanksgiving turned out better than what I expected.
Awesome. Glad to hear that.

Still waiting for my food. This has to be a record. :lol:

Stormtracker TF
11-23-2006, 07:44 PM
Awesome. Glad to hear that.

Still waiting for my food. This has to be a record. :lol:
Actually, no. One time there was a DISASTER and we ate at like midnight. Wasnt a bad Thanksgiving at all actually. LOL

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 07:44 PM
*is posting from his aunt's house*

Stormtracker TF
11-23-2006, 07:44 PM
*is posting from his aunt's house*
What's poppin', Jose?

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 07:44 PM
Awesome. Glad to hear that.

Still waiting for my food. This has to be a record. :lol:
we havent eaten yet either. but we're eating in like 2 minutes

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 07:45 PM
What's poppin', Jose?
nothing much, about to enjoy some thanksgiving dinner :woohoo: its been a good thanksgiving so far.

Stormtracker TF
11-23-2006, 07:45 PM
we havent eaten yet either. but we're eating in like 2 minutes
Same.

Stormtracker TF
11-23-2006, 07:45 PM
nothing much, about to enjoy some thanksgiving dinner :woohoo: its been a good thanksgiving so far.
Also same.

I wasnt expecting much really, but it's been great and will only get better. :D

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 07:46 PM
we havent eaten yet either. but we're eating in like 2 minutes
we had an APPETIZER though. homemade chicken soup. and au'doervs (or however you spell it)

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 07:47 PM
Also same.

I wasnt expecting much really, but it's been great and will only get better. :D
awesome :)

ok im gonna go downstairs now since we're about ready to eat. be back later :wave:

Stormtracker TF
11-23-2006, 07:47 PM
we had an APPETIZER though. homemade chicken soup. and au'doervs (or however you spell it)
I've eaten nothing but a mini-marshmellow in the last 24 hours. :lol:

Oh, and if it counts, a half-exploded coffee. Long story.

Stormtracker TF
11-23-2006, 07:47 PM
awesome :)

ok im gonna go downstairs now since we're about ready to eat. be back later :wave:
Later, Happy Thanksgiving. :wave:

Stormtracker TF
11-23-2006, 07:55 PM
Finally time for Dinner! Be back later. :king:

Southern Hellraiser
11-23-2006, 08:04 PM
Awesome. Glad to hear that.

Still waiting for my food. This has to be a record. :lol:
I'm ready for Saturday because we start putting up Christmas decorations then.

Finally time for Dinner! Be back later. :king:
OK, later. :wave: Enjoy!

Chad22
11-23-2006, 08:15 PM
Just woke up from my annual Thanksgiving afternoon nap.

Chad22
11-23-2006, 08:15 PM
*is posting from his aunt's house*
Tell your Aunt I said hi yet?

Chad22
11-23-2006, 08:23 PM
I'm ready for Saturday because we start putting up Christmas decorations then.
Wish we did it that early. My Mom's not really a "Christmasy" person.

Stormtracker TF
11-23-2006, 08:58 PM
Oh man, that was great. Had Turkey, Stuffing, Ham, Baked Macaroni and Cheese, Broccoli, A Roll, Baked Beans, some Cranberry Sauce, and just now a big piece of Pecan Pie.

Just getting started. :lol: Ahhh, nothing like Thanksgiving. :D

Chad22
11-23-2006, 08:59 PM
Oh man, that was great. Had Turkey, Stuffing, Ham, Baked Macaroni and Cheese, Broccoli, A Roll, Baked Beans, some Cranberry Sauce, and just now a big piece of Pecan Pie.

Just getting started. :lol: Ahhh, nothing like Thanksgiving. :D
LOL You having a similar meal to 2003's.

Stormtracker TF
11-23-2006, 09:00 PM
Wish we did it that early. My Mom's not really a "Christmasy" person.
Not sure when we're doing our Christmas tree. Might be in a few days. Still a bit early despite it being Thanksgiving. It's somewhat earlier than recent years.

Stormtracker TF
11-23-2006, 09:00 PM
LOL You having a similar meal to 2003's.
LOL

It was similar, and it was delicious.

Chad22
11-23-2006, 09:02 PM
LOL

It was similar, and it was delicious.
Sounds it. Mine was also.

Not too long now and I'll be having more.

Stormtracker TF
11-23-2006, 09:04 PM
Sounds it. Mine was also.

Not too long now and I'll be having more.
Can't wait until I find more room. Having all that food around is extremely tempting. :lol:

Chad22
11-23-2006, 09:05 PM
Can't wait until I find more room. Having all that food around is extremely tempting. :lol:
:lol: Yeah. Thanksgiving is awesome, and so is the day after. Then, the day after that you don't even wanna SEE turkey again until Christmas.

Stormtracker TF
11-23-2006, 09:09 PM
:lol: Yeah. Thanksgiving is awesome, and so is the day after. Then, the day after that you don't even wanna SEE turkey again until Christmas.
LOL Yeah, but those three days you actually are pigging out are great.

Chad22
11-23-2006, 09:12 PM
Watching Recess: Schools Out. :lol:

Stormtracker TF
11-23-2006, 09:14 PM
Watching Recess: Schools Out. :lol:
Mikey LOL

Chad22
11-23-2006, 09:15 PM
Mikey LOL
LOL

Stormtracker TF
11-23-2006, 09:31 PM
Be back later. I'm gonna get some more food and stuff. :wave:

Chad22
11-23-2006, 09:34 PM
Be back later. I'm gonna get some more food and stuff. :wave:
*TF wakes up tommorow covered in vomit*

Stormtracker TF
11-23-2006, 09:34 PM
*TF wakes up tommorow covered in vomit*
LOL

Well that'd sure make this Thanksgiving memorable.

Chad22
11-23-2006, 09:35 PM
LOL

Well that'd sure make this Thanksgiving memorable.
You should make that your GOAL.

Stormtracker TF
11-23-2006, 09:36 PM
You should make that your GOAL.
Least I wont be awake to suffer. :lol:

Southern Hellraiser
11-23-2006, 09:41 PM
Oh man, that was great. Had Turkey, Stuffing, Ham, Baked Macaroni and Cheese, Broccoli, A Roll, Baked Beans, some Cranberry Sauce, and just now a big piece of Pecan Pie.

Where did that come from? :lol:

Cactus Jack
11-23-2006, 10:02 PM
Oh man, that was great. Had Turkey, Stuffing, Ham, Baked Macaroni and Cheese, Broccoli, A Roll, Baked Beans, some Cranberry Sauce, and just now a big piece of Pecan Pie.

Just getting started. :lol: Ahhh, nothing like Thanksgiving. :D
Sounds AWESOME!

Stormtracker TF
11-23-2006, 10:04 PM
Where did that come from? :lol:
NO idea.

Chad22
11-23-2006, 10:14 PM
I want more food...but I'm too lazy to go through the dishes and get some. :(

Southern Hellraiser
11-23-2006, 10:14 PM
NO idea.
Oh, my bad. lol I thought you were repeating that quote that Chad does.


EXCELLENT. I had Turkey, tons of Stuffing, a Roll, Some Ham, Baked Beans, Broccoli, a Little Potato Salad and a Slice of Carmel Apple Pecan Cheesecake. Needless to say were all stuffed.

Stormtracker TF
11-23-2006, 10:19 PM
I want more food...but I'm too lazy to go through the dishes and get some. :(
LOL I'm too tired to even eat. I think I'm gonna hold out until tomorrow and eat some more then. :lol:

Stormtracker TF
11-23-2006, 10:19 PM
Oh, my bad. lol I thought you were repeating that quote that Chad does.
Needless to say, we were all stuffed.

Chad22
11-23-2006, 10:26 PM
Needless to say, we were all stuffed.
Needless to say, you were all stuffed.

*InThisMoment*
11-23-2006, 10:26 PM
Happy Thanksgiving.
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a380/DorkyW00tage/congrats.png

Stormtracker TF
11-23-2006, 10:28 PM
Needless to say, you were all stuffed.
Needless to say, needless to say. I say.

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 10:30 PM
hey, moms! :wave:

*InThisMoment*
11-23-2006, 10:30 PM
hey, moms! :wave:
Hi, son!

Chad22
11-23-2006, 10:31 PM
hey, moms! :wave:
What did your Aunt say in responce to my greeting?

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 10:35 PM
MY dinner:

turkey, cranberry sauce, stuffing, biscuts, string beans, sweet potatoes, regular potatoes (not sure what youd call it) and a blueberry tart for dessert. and some marble cake.

needless to say, we were all stuffed!

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 10:35 PM
What did your Aunt say in responce to my greeting?
i forgot to tell her! but im still at her house. so...

Chad22
11-23-2006, 10:37 PM
i forgot to tell her! but im still at her house. so...
Do it NOW.

Chad22
11-23-2006, 10:37 PM
MY dinner:

turkey, cranberry sauce, stuffing, biscuts, string beans, sweet potatoes, regular potatoes (not sure what youd call it) and a blueberry tart for dessert. and some marble cake.

needless to say, we were all stuffed!
*Not impressed*

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 10:38 PM
Oh man, that was great. Had Turkey, Stuffing, Ham, Baked Macaroni and Cheese, Broccoli, A Roll, Baked Beans, some Cranberry Sauce, and just now a big piece of Pecan Pie.

Just getting started. :lol: Ahhh, nothing like Thanksgiving. :D
you eat macaroni and cheese and baked beans on THANKSGIVING?

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 10:38 PM
*Not impressed*
your moms not impressed.

Chad22
11-23-2006, 10:39 PM
your moms not impressed.
I'm guessing she isnt.

Stormtracker TF
11-23-2006, 10:39 PM
you eat macaroni and cheese and baked beans on THANKSGIVING?
Got a problem with that, n00b?

Chad22
11-23-2006, 10:39 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZpQuqcIhdQ

*InThisMoment*
11-23-2006, 10:39 PM
your moms not impressed.
that mother of yours.

Chad22
11-23-2006, 10:40 PM
you eat macaroni and cheese and baked beans on THANKSGIVING?
Actually, that seems kinda funny to me too. :lol:

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 10:40 PM
that mother of yours.
:eek:

Stormtracker TF
11-23-2006, 10:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZpQuqcIhdQ
LOL That large lobster that flew out of the window.

*InThisMoment*
11-23-2006, 10:41 PM
:eek:
she lookin thick az HELL tonite http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a380/DorkyW00tage/neyoisjolly.gif

Stormtracker TF
11-23-2006, 10:42 PM
Actually, that seems kinda funny to me too. :lol:
I thought it was at first too, but its kinda become a tradition the past several years.

Chad22
11-23-2006, 10:43 PM
LOL That large lobster that flew out of the window.
LOL For some reason I laugh hard at that bald guy smiling and shaking his head.

EmoJoe
11-23-2006, 10:43 PM
ok im gonna go downstairs with the FAMILIA...i shall be back later most likely :wave:

Stormtracker TF
11-23-2006, 10:44 PM
ok im gonna go downstairs with the FAMILIA...i shall be back later most likely :wave:
Your Dad feasting on Thanksgiving LOL

*InThisMoment*
11-23-2006, 10:45 PM
ok im gonna go downstairs with the FAMILIA...i shall be back later most likely :wave:
Ok. I just remembered.. this Christmas I'm spending the holiday with a real life italian family! Your family.

Chad22
11-23-2006, 10:46 PM
Your Dad feasting on Thanksgiving LOL
LOL

Stormtracker TF
11-23-2006, 10:46 PM
LOL
I dont see where that's funny.

Chad22
11-23-2006, 10:48 PM
I dont see where that's funny.
It wasnt SUPPOSED to be funny.

Stormtracker TF
11-23-2006, 10:49 PM
It wasnt SUPPOSED to be funny.
*Still laughs hard at his Dad eating Thanksgiving dinner while wearing an Italian Mob suit*

Stormtracker TF
11-23-2006, 10:50 PM
I think I'm gonna go to bed since I'm REALLY tired. It's been a great day. Sad it has to end, but I'm beat. Hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving. :wave:

Chad22
11-23-2006, 10:51 PM
I think I'm gonna go to bed since I'm REALLY tired. It's been a great day. Sad it has to end, but I'm beat. Hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving. :wave:
Night, TFio.

*InThisMoment*
11-23-2006, 10:53 PM
I dont see where that's funny.
I nevah said it was funny! /Joe

Chad22
11-23-2006, 11:04 PM
I nevah said it was funny! /Joe
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=1490318

Cactus Jack
11-23-2006, 11:04 PM
MY dinner:

turkey, cranberry sauce, stuffing, biscuts, string beans, sweet potatoes, regular potatoes (not sure what youd call it) and a blueberry tart for dessert. and some marble cake.

needless to say, we were all stuffed!
Soudns pretty good!

Cactus Jack
11-23-2006, 11:05 PM
Needless to say, we were all stuffed.
Needless to say,I am all stuffed!

Chad22
11-23-2006, 11:12 PM
Needless to say,I am all stuffed!
Yep.

*Jack's head hangs over Chad's fireplace*

Cactus Jack
11-23-2006, 11:13 PM
Yep.

*Jack's head hangs over Chad's fireplace*
:lol: