8:00 am - 8:36 am MASH: "M*A*S*H - The Pilot": CC
TV-PG
A wild raffle is conducted to raise a $1000 tuition for a Korean houseboy (Patrick Adiarte).

8:36 am - 9:12 am MASH: "To Market, To Market": CC
TV-PG
Hawkeye and Trapper dabble in the black market for medical supplies and offer Henry's desk as currency.

9:12 am - 9:48 am MASH: "Requiem For A Lightweight": CC
TV-PG
To keep a nurse (Marcia Strassman) at the 4077th, Trapper is conned into the ring to box another unit's resident thug (Mike McGirr).

9:48 am - 10:24 am MASH: "Chief Surgeon Who?": CC
TV-PG
When Hawkeye is named chief surgeon, Frank and Hot Lips call on a general (Sorrell Booke) to witness the 4077th's hijinks. Jamie Farr makes his first appearance as the cross-dressing Cpl. Maxwell Q. Klinger in this episode.

10:24 am - 11:00 am MASH: "The Moose": CC
TV-PG
Hawkeye and Trapper conspire to free a Korean girl (Virginia Lee) from a life as a "moose," or indentured servant, to a GI (Paul Jenkins).

11:00 am - 11:36 am MASH: "Yankee Doodle Doctor": CC
TV-PG
Hawkeye dismisses a filmmaker's version of life at the 4077th as propaganda and decides to produce his own film.
11:36 am - 12:12 pm MASH: "Bananas, Crackers and Nuts": CC
TV-PG
Hawkeye decides insanity is the best policy for a little R & R, but at first all it gets him is an examination from a shrink (Stuart Margolin).
12:12 pm - 12:48 pm MASH: "Cowboy": CC
TV-PG
A series of "accidents," including an exploding latrine and a runaway jeep, makes it clear that someone's gunning for Henry.
12:48 pm - 1:24 pm MASH: "Henry, Please Come Home": CC
TV-PG
The camp's high efficiency rating gets Henry transferred, but Frank's stint as CO is worse than anything the North Koreans can dish out.
1:24 pm - 2:00 pm MASH: "I Hate a Mystery": CC
TV-PG
The 4077th gets caught up in a whodunit about a rash of petty thefts, with the baleful eye of suspicion falling on Hawkeye.
2:00 pm - 2:36 pm MASH: "Germ Warfare": CC
TV-PG
Hawkeye and Trapper sneak blood from Frank for a transfusion, then worry when the recipient exhibits symptoms of hepatitis.
2:36 pm - 3:12 pm MASH: "Dear Dad": CC
TV-PG
Hawkeye's letter to his father details the Christmas season at the 4077th, which includes Radar mailing a jeep home piece by piece, Henry's sex lecture and Hawkeye dressed as Santa Claus attending to a wounded soldier on the battlefield.
3:12 pm - 3:48 pm MASH: "Edwina": CC
TV-PG
The nurses declare themselves off-limits until the klutzy Edwina (Arlene Golonka) gets a date, and it's Hawkeye who draws the short straw.
3:48 pm - 4:24 pm MASH: "Love Story": CC
TV-PG
Radar gets a "Dear John" letter from home, then asks for Hawkeye's help when he falls for a nurse (Kelly Jean Peters) with a love for the classics.
4:24 pm - 5:00 pm MASH: "Tuttle": CC
TV-PG
The 4077th sings the praises of an imaginary captain, invented by Hawkeye and Trapper to cover their donations to an orphanage.
5:00 pm - 5:36 pm MASH: "The Ringbanger": CC
TV-PG
While a casualty-callous colonel (Leslie Nielsen) recovers in post-op, Hawkeye and Trapper plot to take him out of action and spread rumors about the rest of the staff to gain his confidence.
5:36 pm - 6:12 pm MASH: "Sometimes You Hear The Bullet": CC
TV-PG
Hawkeye's emotions run the gamut when an old friend (James Callahan) shows up in Korea to write a book about the war, and again when he's forced to confront a private (Ron Howard) who faked his age to enlist.
6:12 pm - 6:48 pm MASH: "Dear Dad, Again": CC
TV-PG
Hawkeye recounts more incidents in another letter to his dad, including his naked foray into the mess tent, the tale of a man impersonating a surgeon and Radar's quest for his diploma.
6:48 pm - 7:24 pm MASH: "The Long-John Flap": CC
TV-PG
During a particularly frigid Korean cold snap, a pair of long johns becomes a hot commodity and makes the rounds at the 4077th. This is the first episode written by Alan Alda.
7:24 pm - 8:00 pm MASH: "The Army-Navy Game": CC
TV-PG
The annual Army-Navy game has everyone's undivided attention - but then an unexploded shell lands in the compound.

8:00 pm - 9:00 pm Walker Texas Ranger: "One Riot, One Ranger, Part 1 of 2": CC
TV-PG V
Walker's new partner, Trivette, has a history with a suspect in a bank robbery that left another Ranger dead.
9:00 pm - 10:00 pm Walker Texas Ranger: "One Riot, One Ranger, Part 2 of 2": CC
TV-PG V
Walker's new partner, Trivette, has a history with a suspect in a bank robbery that left another Ranger dead.
10:00 pm - 11:00 pm Walker Texas Ranger: "Borderline": CC
TV-PG V
Alex gets a threat from the first man she sent to prison, but she has no proof he's the same man who's stalking her.
11:00 pm - Midnight Walker Texas Ranger: "A Shadow in the Night": CC
TV-PG V
A Congressman's connection to a murder in the Japanese underworld makes him a target of a friend of Walker.
Midnight - 1:00 am Walker Texas Ranger: "Bounty": CC
TV-PG V
Walker trails a bounty hunter who's after money stolen by a bail jumper.
1:00 am - 2:00 am Walker Texas Ranger: "Storm Warning": CC
TV-PG V
Trivette must go along with a hostage-taking incident when convicts en route to prison escape during a storm.
2:00 am - 3:00 am Walker Texas Ranger: "Crime Wave Dave": CC
TV-PG V
A crooked parole officer threatens one of his parolees, who's also a friend of Walker's.