Just basically to kill time, but see how you could describe episodes with titles that desribed other plotlines.

1. The One Where Chandler Can't Get It Up
2. The One Where Joey is Cut Out Of Law & Order
3. The One With Phoebe's Bald Friend
4. The One Where Gandolf Doesn't Show
5. The One With Heston's Shower
6. The One Where Ross Says Rachel
7. The One Where Joey's A "Sex Addict"
8. The One Where They Don't Know We Know They Know
9. The One Where Sick Monica Wants Sex
10. The One With the Weather Bitch