my rapping made everyone leave. im better than kfed

The cat needs to stop hissing at Dolce.

my rapping made everyone leave. im better than kfed
I cant type with just one hand b!

lol never happened to me.



Oh and BTW guys, Karly's in on SS for this year. I just have to wait on an answer from Sarah and Jeff.
I talked to Jeff yesterday.

AllIWantIsYourClutch 267
-*Forever*- 203
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ 73


KT we are pathetic.
:lol: Pretty much.

yeah but whats laaaame about school here is that my "friends" dont drink but tthey wont even go out with people who do, so we never do anything. U of I was so much fun because we did something.
I'm probably not going to go out with people who drink... but it depends. Like, here, I won't because Genna called me drunk once and it was the most disturbing thing I've ever heard. EVER. So I refuse to hang around when she's drinking.

This song is amazinggggggg omg Nathan why are you so amazing.

Nathan - Sing it!
Random guy - Free!
Nathan - Spell it!
Random guy - F-R-DOUBLE...
Nathan - NO THE LONG WAY!!!!
Random guy - F-R-E-E!!

:lol:

I talked to Jeff yesterday.
He's in?

GUESS WHOS BACK IN THE LOUNGE.

GUESS WHOS IN OUR ROOM WATCHING FOOTBALL AND BEING LOUD.

GUESS WHO IS SITTING ON MY GODAMN BED AGAIN

GUESS WHOS BACK IN THE LOUNGE.

GUESS WHOS IN OUR ROOM WATCHING FOOTBALL AND BEING LOUD.

GUESS WHO IS SITTING ON MY GODAMN BED AGAIN
:( Can't you get a new roommate before the year ends?

:( Can't you get a new roommate before the year ends?
I could, technically. but id rather not. that would just cause unnecessary conflict

oh GOD. im doing this biology lab and they give you these websites to go to and they have some really not appealing pictures of STDs

CHILDREN: Newborn infants can get Gonorrhea eye infection (conjunctivitis) as they pass through an infected mother's birth canal. This leads to terrible pus and potential blindness if not treated. This is one reason ALL newborns get an antibiotic ointment put into their eyes immediately after being born.

EW I DID NOT NEED A PICTURE OF THAT

I really hope no one comes up behind me.

These herpes pictures are making me nauseous.

EW GENITAL WARTS IS WORSE OMG

For those not wanting to wait to see if they disappear on their own (e.g., most people)...


that made me laugh.

http://www.bioconcepts.ilstu.edu/

thats my favorite website.

not. damn you.

oh GOD. im doing this biology lab and they give you these websites to go to and they have some really not appealing pictures of STDs
Link please.

OMG CLAY AIKEN ON STARLITE.

I CANT LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

CLAY AIKEN I LOVE YOU.

Sigh the fangirl is coming out of me. Ive missed it.

I havent listened to his new CD in like... over a month. I should put it in my car.

Even though it is one of the worst CDs ever.

Im just giddy to see Clays name.

WHOO BILLY OCEAN.

Caribbean Queen!

Now we're sharing the same dreaaaaaaaaam

Now I just need to hear JT and Im set.

hahahaha http://www.afraidtoask.com/std.html

ugh im making soup and watching chicago. f life.

Ugggggh its not even 6.

Leanne is the dumbest person I know.
Look at the time between her messages....5 minutes after I say "yeah im crying" she asks if im being sarcastic.

tradingm o o ses (5:39:14 PM): woooooooo viva variety
tradingm o o ses (5:39:19 PM): i dont think the jackster is going
Superwan40 (5:39:53 PM): aw
tradingm o o ses (5:40:04 PM): yeah im crying
tradingm o o ses (5:43:56 PM): so do you want to eat dinner or something before the thingy?
Superwan40 (5:45:42 PM): what? oh were you being sarcastic?
tradingm o o ses (5:45:55 PM): im never sarcastic about food
Superwan40 (5:46:16 PM): no about the crying
tradingm o o ses (5:46:20 PM): hahahahahaaaaaaa
tradingm o o ses (5:46:24 PM): YES I WAS BEING SARCASTIC
Superwan40 (5:46:43 PM): okay lol
Superwan40 (5:46:47 PM): just checking

ugh im making soup and watching chicago. f life.
CHICAGO.

Leanne is the dumbest person I know.
Look at the time between her messages....5 minutes after I say "yeah im crying" she asks if im being sarcastic.

tradingm o o ses (5:39:14 PM): woooooooo viva variety
tradingm o o ses (5:39:19 PM): i dont think the jackster is going
Superwan40 (5:39:53 PM): aw
tradingm o o ses (5:40:04 PM): yeah im crying
tradingm o o ses (5:43:56 PM): so do you want to eat dinner or something before the thingy?
Superwan40 (5:45:42 PM): what? oh were you being sarcastic?
tradingm o o ses (5:45:55 PM): im never sarcastic about food
Superwan40 (5:46:16 PM): no about the crying
tradingm o o ses (5:46:20 PM): hahahahahaaaaaaa
tradingm o o ses (5:46:24 PM): YES I WAS BEING SARCASTIC
Superwan40 (5:46:43 PM): okay lol
Superwan40 (5:46:47 PM): just checking
I love that you said "I'm never sarcastic about food." :lol:

Spencer and Genna broke up, wtf.

WHERE ARE YOU LOSERS.

I feel like death. And I took two benadryl hopefully ill sleep till like 9:30. yeahhh ambition is cool.

My friend Kassie's mom died on Friday...I might go home this weekend for her funeral...:(

My friend Kassie's mom died on Friday...I might go home this weekend for her funeral...:(
:( That sucks.

WHERE ARE YOU LOSERS.
Kicking back a few Heinekens, eating nachos and watching my Animaniacs DVD set. Great way to finish up my weekend. :D

I do not want to go to school tomorrow. At all. UGGHHHHH.

I LOVE HOW YOU ALL JUST APPEAR WHEN I GO WHERE ARE YOU. ROFL x 10.

I do not want to go to school tomorrow. At all. UGGHHHHH.
Ditto. Ugh.

AND I JUST GOT ONLINE THATS WHY IM HERE!!!!!!!!11111ONEELEVENTY!!!1345

:( That sucks.
I know...I feel so bad for her. Her dad died when we were in 3rd grade...Then like last year, her mom moved somewhere else and she had to stay with her grandparents. And this year she goes to UCLA, so she had to like fly home and stuff...ughh...

I know...I feel so bad for her. Her dad died when we were in 3rd grade...Then like last year, her mom moved somewhere else and she had to stay with her grandparents. And this year she goes to UCLA, so she had to like fly home and stuff...ughh...
AWWWWW :( :bighug: for her even though I don't know her.

I watched a squirrel die today. It was traumatizing.

I might pass out pretty soon...helloo benadryl.

night night.

So I'm talking to my sister, who is drinking Mountain Dew Code Red. I go, "What the hell is that about?!" and I glance over and all of a sudden, she's got Code Red SPRAYING out of her mouth all over the stove. IT WAS SO DAMN FUNNY.

IM DYING.

So here's my plan for the day.

Go to biology lab.
Make soup.
Go to math.
Go to Spanish.
Hopefully get out of spanish really really early because we have a test on wednesday.
Come back here.
Lay in my bed for the rest of the night.
Watch the DH I missed.
sleep.

i feel like death.

I watched a squirrel die today. It was traumatizing.
AMY NO :(

HEADACHE

Aww... looks like the lot of us are feeling like **** today. I've got cramps, like I have a stomach bug or something. I was trying not to double over in pain in my bio class this morning. :(

Aww... looks like the lot of us are feeling like **** today. I've got cramps, like I have a stomach bug or something. I was trying not to double over in pain in my bio class this morning. :(
I AM SO BORED OMG.

And ew omg I smell so bad. Must take shower now.

No really, Ive never smelt like such filth before.

Lastnight my mother asked me if my hair was wet or greasy. Ha it was greasy.

Ok this is sick Ima clean up.

Lastnight my mother asked me if my hair was wet or greasy. Ha it was greasy.
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=1841970

Aww... looks like the lot of us are feeling like **** today. I've got cramps, like I have a stomach bug or something. I was trying not to double over in pain in my bio class this morning. :(
YAH SRSLY I stayed home then my lovely friend Genna comes and drags my ass up to the school for practise, WHICH I ENDED UP NOT EVEN HAVING.

DH was INTENSE

DH was INTENSE
DUDE YEAH IT WAS. I don't even watch that show anymore.

Oh, by the way. Dr. 90210 is on tonight. DON'T FORGET.


I like how they spelled Hayley Rey's first name wrong in the description. :grr:

Dr. 90210
E! Entertainment Television Nov 06 09:00pm Add to My Calendar
Series/Reality, 60 Mins.

"An Officer and a Gentle Woman" Episode #406.
A parole officer gets breast implants; Harley decides to return to acting.

Original Airdate: November 6, 2006.

I don't want to go to class tonight. But I skipped one class already today so I really should go.

DUDE YEAH IT WAS. I don't even watch that show anymore.
I just watched it on itunes. OH GOD. i cried. /lame.

Lindsay was supposed to find out the sex of her baby today but it was all curled up in a little ball so the doctor couldn't tell. She told me that and I was bummed out, I want to know.

Ok, for real. Time for class.

MEG STOP HARASSING ME.

JACKIE IS SUCH A FAKE

SHE MAKES FUN OF ME FOR EVERYTHING I LIKE AND SHES HERE SINGING CLAY WITH ME.

JACKIE IS SUCH A FAKE

SHE MAKES FUN OF ME FOR EVERYTHING I LIKE AND SHES HERE SINGING CLAY WITH ME.
OH JESUS THAT SOUNDS LIKE EVERY FRIEND I'VE EVER HAD

In college, I will be known as "that crazy girl who has pictures of Nathan Lane all over her dorm" and that will be that.

Oh, by the way. Dr. 90210 is on tonight. DON'T FORGET.


I like how they spelled Hayley Rey's first name wrong in the description. :grr:

Dr. 90210
E! Entertainment Television Nov 06 09:00pm Add to My Calendar
Series/Reality, 60 Mins.

"An Officer and a Gentle Woman" Episode #406.
A parole officer gets breast implants; Harley decides to return to acting.

Original Airdate: November 6, 2006.
Im watching 90210 right now! Beverly Hills, 90210.

MSN LIVE SPACES IS THE BIGGEST PAIN IN MY BALLS.

Maybe if my town carried more than just dial up, this would actually work.

*curls into little ball and cries*

I got a thing from Sprint today that I can save 10% every bill if I extend my contract for 2 more years.

I got a thing from Sprint today that I can save 10% every bill if I extend my contract for 2 more years.
I dunno if I wanna keep Sprint though.

1. I cant text when Im roaming
2. Im roaming here, work, and everywhere in between
3. I want the new red razr

I need to find out about T Mobile, Verizon, and US Cellular. Somebody help me. Yall know Im not good with this stuff.

I need to find out about T Mobile, Verizon, and US Cellular. Somebody help me. Yall know Im not good with this stuff.
Verizon's good.

Ick Dolce farted.

Verizon's good.
YA IN NY. I need to find out what would be best for me in this area/Conway NH area.

I have to do Bialyboo UHHHMMMMM NOW.

Ick Dolce farted.
Ew dog farts are the worst. ESPECIALLY THORMAX'S.

I have to do Bialyboo UHHHMMMMM NOW.
I'm gonna do the movie cover. It'll be exciting!

Im watching 90210 right now! Beverly Hills, 90210.
lolerz.

I watched that quite often in the 1990s.

:banana: I already have a little buzz going, and I'm gonna pop open another one within the hour.

Its so nice to lay in Tims arms and listen to starlite.

Ya, so I got this random text five minutes ago and I have noooooo idea who it is from, because I don't have the # entered into my contact list in my phone. wtf. I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeever give my number out online. So I have no idea wtf got my number.

ohhh tim you crack me up.

Carrie better perform soon.

WHOOOOOOO CONGA cant type that fast.

Ew dog farts are the worst. ESPECIALLY THORMAX'S.
Mmmm mine are pretty special.

Someone buy me a pair of Uggs.

AHHHHHHHH DANCING WITH THE STARS.

God CMA's are so boring.

If one more CMA bumpkin says Y'ALL one more time.

Ahhhhhhh Michael Buble.

Let me go hooooooooooooooooooooooooooome.

OMG I LOVE THIS SONG.

Would I lie to baby would I lie to you oh yeah!

I know I should eat but my stomach hurts.

Too much awkward tension in this apartment. I suppose it's my fault since I haven't said a word to Rachel since Wednesday but still.

I'm gonna do the movie cover. It'll be exciting!

If one more CMA bumpkin says Y'ALL one more time.
HEY. I SAY Y'ALL ALLLLLLLLLLL THE TIME.

That's awesome!

Yeah, let's pretend I quoted KT.

HEY. I SAY Y'ALL ALLLLLLLLLLL THE TIME.

I say y'all a lot. But then again, I am just a redneck at heart. :lol:

OW MY TOE.

********whorebitchslut********************damn****whoreowbitchmother****er

All I want to do is see Carrie Underwood perform.

But nooo Im stuck watching about 20 other people I dont want to see.

Rascall Flatts didnt even sing my song.

Im so friggan sick of Far Away. And Lips Of An Angel.

********whorebitchslut********************damn****whoreowbitchmother****er

My virgin ears! ;)

I thought this MSN Live **** was working for me but I guess not.

Rascall Flatts didnt even sing my song.

Which one is your song?

My virgin ears! ;)
Bout a week late!

Which one is your song?
What Hurts The Most.

I ate 2 bags of Fresh Express salads today.

Looking at old pics of me tan make me sad.

Bout a week late!

:rofl: Nice. I was actually thinking I was going to get some sort of response like that when I posted that.

Looking at old pics of me tan make me sad.
Especially when Im wearing my fav. sunglasses I lost in ****ing Holland.

Especially when Im wearing my fav. sunglasses I lost in ****ing Holland.
Holland sounds better than saying Epcot.

:rofl: Nice. I was actually thinking I was going to get some sort of response like that when I posted that.
:lol:

What Hurts The Most.

Ohh, that's a good one. My current favorite is My Wish.

Holland sounds better than saying Epcot.

Yeah it does. For a second you actually got me thinking, "When did she go to Holland?"

UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHOUFIHDJFDSFDS JI :cuss:

Ohh, that's a good one. My current favorite is My Wish.
Thats what they sang.

Ahhh, I don't know what to say to her and this silence is killing me.

Yeah it does. For a second you actually got me thinking, "When did she go to Holland?"
LOlll

Ahhh, I don't know what to say to her and this silence is killing me.
Hate when that happens. Akkkkkwaaaaaaaaard.

Thats what they sang.

I had every intention of watching the CMA's tonight but when I realized I missed the first 45 minutes I was just like, screw it.

Hate when that happens. Akkkkkwaaaaaaaaard.

Yeah and it's even worse when she's always there because we live together.

Yeah it does. For a second you actually got me thinking, "When did she go to Holland?"
ME TOO!! :lol:

ME TOO!! :lol:

Alright, we're slow together! *high five*

Alright, we're slow together! *high five*
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS [/Carmen Ghia]

All of y'all need to see The Producers so you understand my jokes.

Ok, she went in her room for the night. Missed the opportunity to talk today. We are bound to talk tomorrow, we have a 3 hour class together.

I wish I had a printer so I could cover the wall behind my bed with pictures of Nathan SIGHHHHHH.

Ok, she went in her room for the night. Missed the opportunity to talk today. We are bound to talk tomorrow, we have a 3 hour class together.
:( Dude that sucks so much. :bighug:

:( Dude that sucks so much. :bighug:

I guess I don't know what to say because I'm not going to apologize for something that I am not going to change. Yeah, I'm sorry I hurt her but unless I change myself, I'm just going to end up hurting her again. And maybe I'm just stubborn, but I don't see why I have to change just to please her.

I guess I don't know what to say because I'm not going to apologize for something that I am not going to change. Yeah, I'm sorry I hurt her but unless I change myself, I'm just going to end up hurting her again. And maybe I'm just stubborn, but I don't see why I have to change just to please her.
You don't. You're right in this situation. She's being a baby.

You don't. You're right in this situation. She's being a baby.

Ok. Thank you. Because it's true, short of changing myself I feel like she will never be happy with me.

My virgin ears! ;)
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. :p Said the girl who announced to us that she finally rode the love horse for the first time last week ;)

:lol:

God CMA's are so boring.
Too bad Brooks and Dunn won everything.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. :p Said the girl who announced to us that she finally rode the love horse for the first time last week ;)

:lol:

:lol: I knew that announcement would come back to bite me in the ass.

All I want to do is see Carrie Underwood perform.
She was like the first one to perform.

:lol: I knew that announcement would come back to bite me in the ass.
:lol: It's all good. ;) I wish my situation the first time had been different, but it's all good now.

ITUNES CAN SUCK IT.

omg i just had a nightmare

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. :p Said the girl who announced to us that she finally rode the love horse for the first time last week ;)

:lol:
THE LOVE HORSE!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I haven't written my NaNo in forever UGH I'm never going to finish in time.

I need to go to bed. I REALLY WISH I HAD A PRINTER UGGHHHH EVERYTIME I LOOK AT MY AVATAR I WISH THAT.

Reminder to self - look at this site later.

http://www.angelfire.com/celeb2/nathanlane/

THE LOVE HORSE!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:D I think I made that one up. :lol:

O **** HAHAHAHA I have E! News on right now and OMG THEY JUST COMPARED CLAY AIKEN AND PEE WEE HERMAN PAUL REUBENS.

So I wasn't ****ing crazy in thinking that they resembled each other. HA.

omg i just had a nightmare
hold me

hold me
*holds Timmy* It'll be okay, honey... It'll be okay. You just had a bad dream.

my neigbor is watching porn. on his big screen with his shades open.

my neigbor is watching porn. on his big screen with his shades open.
FREE PR0N!!!!!!!!1

THE LOVE HORSE!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That reminds me when Lindsay wrote a sex scene in her story and she used the phrase, "and she rode that stallion into pleasure town."

http://www.fisher-price.com/fp.aspx?st=8001&e=sesstProduct&selCat=ss_tmx&pid=35910

click "see it in action"

funniest. thing. ever.

yesterday i was walking into the building where my bio lab is and there was this big flyer for ruben studdards concert in bloomington and his face took up the whole paper and i laughed to myself.

will ferrell + POTO = my hero for life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkxRsrpsAcQ

will ferrell + POTO = my hero for life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkxRsrpsAcQ
I watched that lastnite for Britney.

She was like the first one to perform.WHAT. This is what I get for watching starlite at the beginning.

JANUARY 16th AND 17th GUYS. FOUR HOURS!

Oohh I think I have to poop.

I think today Ill take Dolce for a ride.

My God we've been up for like, 30 minutes and hes already taken 4 craps.

Im so excited for Idol. Its like what I live for.

I dunno what Im gonna do with myself when the show ends. Ugh Ill probably be admitted to Promises.

My God we've been up for like, 30 minutes and hes already taken 4 craps.

Good Lord, what do you feed that dog?

Good Lord, what do you feed that dog?
Dry puppy food!

I wanna go for a drive, but I dont know where.

Going to Shaws would require me to put on makeup and fix my hair.

Going to Shaws would require me to put on makeup and fix my hair.
And put on a bra.

Its so nice for a week not to have to blowdry my hair.

Though my time here has been less than thrilling.

Theres nowhere to drive around here. This state sucks.

I could go up the notch but that would take too long. And use up my gas.

I havent gotten gas since last Wednesday and its still full. God Ive gone nowhere.

This is so boring. Especially when I have no money.

Everyones either away or mobile.

o0o0o Beckys not. *bugs her*

LOL Dolce is barking at the Lucille Ball poster my mother has.

LOL Dolce is barking at the Lucille Ball poster my mother has.

I have that poster!

So Rachel and I are talking again. Although we never talk about the issue at hand.

.
AWWWWWWWWW! Too cute. :lol:

I wish I could stop being sick now.

I can't even force myself to study right now. It needs to be Thanksgiving.

I can't even force myself to study right now. It needs to be Thanksgiving.
yeaaaahh...i have a spanish test tomorrow that im going to fail and i havent opened the book. and i have to give a mini-speech in...an hour and a half...and i havent started that. i just want to lay down and die

That reminds me when Lindsay wrote a sex scene in her story and she used the phrase, "and she rode that stallion into pleasure town."
DUDE I ALMOST BUSTED OUT LAUGHING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COMPUTER LAB AT SCHOOL DO NOT DO THAT TO ME OMG :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

DUDE I ALMOST BUSTED OUT LAUGHING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE COMPUTER LAB AT SCHOOL DO NOT DO THAT TO ME OMG :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:lol: Come on, that is good stuff.

So studying is not happening. I hope I know this stuff.

Off to take this exam. Wish me luck.

Off to take this exam. Wish me luck.
Get me an A! Or atleast a low C.

I can't even force myself to study right now. It needs to be Thanksgiving.
Agreed. I bet I bombed my history test this morning and I'll probably just barely pass the religion test I need to make up at 2:30pm (1:15pm now). And I don't care. I want it to be Xmas break already.

STORY TIME! Gather 'round, kiddies. Allison has a fun story to share with you guys.

So, I was sitting in the school lunch room, having lunch (skipping religion and government... la la la la, but within reason because my captionist went home sick). I was sitting at this two-person bench table that was right by the enterance to the lunch room. Across from me, three feet away, was this table. There was nobody there when I sat down with my lunch and a book. I kept on eating my lunch and reading my book... then when I was done eating, I pushed my tray aside and continued reading from my book.

I finally looked up, and there was this FATASS guy sitting at the table across from me, his back turned to me. But the way he was sitting, I could see his tray and part of his face but he couldn't see me. OMG... his lunch tray. I fought back my vomit when I saw what was on his tray and immediately took a pic and texted it, along with a description of what the lardass was eating, to Tim. He was in class when I texted the pic to him and he says he laughed his ass off. Just wait until I get home to put up the picture :lol:

Seriously... this guy earned the fatass of the year title. His lunch was NOT healthy AT ALL. He opened a bag of spicy nacho Doritos along the side and POURED sauce (don't know what kind) into it and MIXED IT UP and ate the Doritos out of that bag WITH A FORK. **** I WANTED TO ****ING VOMIT. Then he had like two ENORMOUS candy bars AND this really gross-looking chocolate custard cake that had this HUGE THICK layer of whipped cream on top OMG. And what did he have to wash down his terrifically heart attack-inducing lunch with? TWO CUPS OF MELLO YELLO.

Good mother of god, I was fighting back my vomit when I texted all that to Tim. GROSS GROSS GROSS. WHO EATS THAT GARBAGE ALL AT ONCE FOR LUNCH.

Oh yeah, and what did I have for lunch? Cheese sticks with marinara sauce for dipping (only heart attack-inducing food I brought), veggies, a gigantic banana and water. I'm a good girl.

anyone here good at rewording thigs? :D

STORY TIME! Gather 'round, kiddies. Allison has a fun story to share with you guys.

So, I was sitting in the school lunch room, having lunch (skipping religion and government... la la la la, but within reason because my captionist went home sick). I was sitting at this two-person bench table that was right by the enterance to the lunch room. Across from me, three feet away, was this table. There was nobody there when I sat down with my lunch and a book. I kept on eating my lunch and reading my book... then when I was done eating, I pushed my tray aside and continued reading from my book.

I finally looked up, and there was this FATASS guy sitting at the table across from me, his back turned to me. But the way he was sitting, I could see his tray and part of his face but he couldn't see me. OMG... his lunch tray. I fought back my vomit when I saw what was on his tray and immediately took a pic and texted it, along with a description of what the lardass was eating, to Tim. He was in class when I texted the pic to him and he says he laughed his ass off. Just wait until I get home to put up the picture :lol:

Seriously... this guy earned the fatass of the year title. His lunch was NOT healthy AT ALL. He opened a bag of spicy nacho Doritos along the side and POURED sauce (don't know what kind) into it and MIXED IT UP and ate the Doritos out of that bag WITH A FORK. **** I WANTED TO ****ING VOMIT. Then he had like two ENORMOUS candy bars AND this really gross-looking chocolate custard cake that had this HUGE THICK layer of whipped cream on top OMG. And what did he have to wash down his terrifically heart attack-inducing lunch with? TWO CUPS OF MELLO YELLO.

Good mother of god, I was fighting back my vomit when I texted all that to Tim. GROSS GROSS GROSS. WHO EATS THAT GARBAGE ALL AT ONCE FOR LUNCH.

Oh yeah, and what did I have for lunch? Cheese sticks with marinara sauce for dipping (only heart attack-inducing food I brought), veggies, a gigantic banana and water. I'm a good girl.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. But :drool: DORITOS.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. But :drool: DORITOS.
Speaking of fat people [me] and overeating [me], yesterday was my day of getting back on track. Except I picked a ****ty time to do it because I have my period, and while its a mellow one, my appetite goes through the roof. Ive been grazing food all day, but Ive made sure its all healthy stuff so I dont feel as bad. Theres a mini bag of Doritos that have my name on it but I wont cave in! I just ate my supper and its now only 4pm, but thats how hungry Ive been. Suuuuuuuuuucks. I will NOT gain back the weight I already lost this year.

Speaking of fat people [me] and overeating [me], yesterday was my day of getting back on track. Except I picked a ****ty time to do it because I have my period, and while its a mellow one, my appetite goes through the roof. Ive been grazing food all day, but Ive made sure its all healthy stuff so I dont feel as bad. Theres a mini bag of Doritos that have my name on it but I wont cave in! I just ate my supper and its now only 4pm, but thats how hungry Ive been. Suuuuuuuuuucks. I will NOT gain back the weight I already lost this year.
And yes I have my period again.

And yes I have my period again.

My period better come soon or I am going to go nuts.

Agreed. I bet I bombed my history test this morning and I'll probably just barely pass the religion test I need to make up at 2:30pm (1:15pm now). And I don't care. I want it to be Xmas break already.

Indeed it does. Bring on the middle of December!

i like how i turn on the news and the top story is britney filing for divorce

Ive still managed to keep the 25 pounds off though, give or take 3-4 depending on my week, but gah that was

i like how i turn on the news and the top story is britney filing for divorce
WHAT.

Ive still managed to keep the 25 pounds off though, give or take 3-4 depending on my week, but gah that was
n't my goal for the year. YFIUJDS

My period better come soon or I am going to go nuts.
Uh oh.

did anyone watch the elmo video? ITS SO FUNNY I PROMISE.

http://www.fisher-price.com/fp.aspx?st=8001&e=sesstProduct&selCat=ss_tmx&pid=35910

i like how i turn on the news and the top story is britney filing for divorce

What a wonderful world we live in.

Uh oh.

I know nothing is wrong, but I still am a little late.

I know nothing is wrong, but I still am a little late.
Has happened to me before. Been doing the horizontal hokey pokey almost seven months now. If I wasn't careful like I was the first time, I'd be six months along, but I'm not.

It's just stress, I'm sure. And besides, you wouldn't know if you're with child until your next cycle anyway. You have to be ovulating in order for that to happen, and that takes a while.

http://perezhilton.com/topics/music_minute/this_is_why_we_love_live_television_20061107.php#comments

HILARIOUS.

And wtf!? is carrie dating anthony?!?!?!?

Has happened to me before. Been doing the horizontal hokey pokey almost seven months now. If I wasn't careful like I was the first time, I'd be six months along, but I'm not.

It's just stress, I'm sure. And besides, you wouldn't know if you're with child until your next cycle anyway. You have to be ovulating in order for that to happen, and that takes a while.

Yeah, I know it's just stress. Because if anything did happen, it would have happened before we ever had sex and the time where his stuff got near me. I know the chances of getting pregnant from that are slim to none but I can't help but think about it.

OKAY! I'm home, kiddies! Here's the picture. I drew arrows and numbers that go counterclockwise, starting from left of the lardass.

1 - Mr. Lardass is sipping his first cup of Mello Yello through a straw.

2 - Second cup of Mello Yello.

3 - Chocolate custard pie with HUGE THICK-ASS whipped cream layer on top. BARF.

4 - Candy bars AND his Dorito soup (Doritos not visible in picture, candy bars are barely visible, but they're there, believe me).

5 - Mr. Lardass himself.

And, I'm pretty sure he doesn't have a thyroid problem or whatever-the-hell-it-is that's genetic. JUST LOOK AT HIS IDEA OF A HEALTHY LUNCH.

Yeah, I know it's just stress. Because if anything did happen, it would have happened before we ever had sex and the time where his stuff got near me. I know the chances of getting pregnant from that are slim to none but I can't help but think about it.

Yeah, exactly. Just when I'm starting to freak out, HELLO AUNT FLO. I used to worry about that until I got some real birth control. Now I can do the horizontal hokey pokey, bareback. :lol: Okay, you didn't want to hear that. But it's a real big plus. :)

crystal is doing my work for me

<3

Yeah, exactly. Just when I'm starting to freak out, HELLO AUNT FLO. I used to worry about that until I got some real birth control. Now I can do the horizontal hokey pokey, bareback. :lol: Okay, you didn't want to hear that. But it's a real big plus. :)

I'm going to wait to go on birth control until summer. I can live with using condoms until then.

did anyone watch the elmo video? ITS SO FUNNY I PROMISE.

http://www.fisher-price.com/fp.aspx?st=8001&e=sesstProduct&selCat=ss_tmx&pid=35910

The video is loading right now!! God, it takes forever.

:lol: Before they show the full-body shot of Elmo, it looks like he's doing something really obscene. God, my mind is in the gutter today.

I'm going to wait to go on birth control until summer. I can live with using condoms until then.
that nightmare i posted i had was that i got this girl pregnant. i called her to make sure I was buggin

that nightmare i posted i had was that i got this girl pregnant. i called her to make sure I was buggin

Ohh. It sucks when you wake up from nightmares and don't know if it was a dream or real.

I'm going to wait to go on birth control until summer. I can live with using condoms until then.
Excellent. :D You got a good head on your shoulders. AND so does Anthony. The first guy I was seeing earlier this year... Pfffft. When it came to condoms, he was such a crybaby. Not worth my time. :rolleyes: **** YOU JACKASS. CONDOMS ARE SIX FIFTY FOR A 12-PACK. BIRTH CONTROL IS WAAAAAAAAY MORE THAN THAT. Go get yourself infected with AIDS. Stupid jackass.

crystal is doing my work for me

<3
The M&Ms in the vagina is a nice touch. Extra credit right there.

that nightmare i posted i had was that i got this girl pregnant. i called her to make sure I was buggin
You told me you were a virgin!

UGGGH my dad was talking to his parents today since its my gma's bday tomorrow and evidently they were asking how I was doing because he said something along the lines of 'shes getting out. Shes been hanging out with this one guy.' And then something about 'we'll see' God they probably want to meet him now.

Excellent. :D You got a good head on your shoulders. AND so does Anthony. The first guy I was seeing earlier this year... Pfffft. When it came to condoms, he was such a crybaby. Not worth my time. :rolleyes: **** YOU JACKASS. CONDOMS ARE SIX FIFTY FOR A 12-PACK. BIRTH CONTROL IS WAAAAAAAAY MORE THAN THAT. Go get yourself infected with AIDS. Stupid jackass.

Yeah, obviously no guy is a fan of condoms but you gotta do what you gotta do. That's exactly how Lindsay got pregnant; Mike didn't like to wear condoms and she ended up getting pregnant before she could start birth control.

PS i'm "writing" aka copying a paper on Rain Man. I'm attaching a photo of mms at the end

Yeah, obviously no guy is a fan of condoms but you gotta do what you gotta do. That's exactly how Lindsay got pregnant; Mike didn't like to wear condoms and she ended up getting pregnant before she could start birth control.
Yea, I don't know any other gals who are fans of 'em too (I'm not), but they work.

Better safe than sorry.

PS i'm "writing" aka copying a paper on Rain Man. I'm attaching a photo of mms at the end

:rotflmao: :rofl: so that's what "the paper" was about :lol: That's ****ing awesome.

The video is loading right now!! God, it takes forever.

:lol: Before they show the full-body shot of Elmo, it looks like he's doing something really obscene. God, my mind is in the gutter today.
they showed it on the view a few times for some charity thing and the whole audience just started cracking up at first because it looked dirty.

Yea, I don't know any other gals who are fans of 'em too (I'm not), but they work.

Better safe than sorry.



:rotflmao: :rofl: so that's what "the paper" was about :lol: That's ****ing awesome.


my friend had the guy last year so im just rewording hers. i better not get caught ha

they showed it on the view a few times for some charity thing and the whole audience just started cracking up at first because it looked dirty.
No kidding. Well, now I know Elmo is a righty for that kind of stuff because did you notice how his left arm was immobile the whole time? That's just wrong. :lol:

I ate the bag of Doritos. IMSOHUNGRY. No sauce with it though.

OKAY! I'm home, kiddies! Here's the picture. I drew arrows and numbers that go counterclockwise, starting from left of the lardass.

1 - Mr. Lardass is sipping his first cup of Mello Yello through a straw.

2 - Second cup of Mello Yello.

3 - Chocolate custard pie with HUGE THICK-ASS whipped cream layer on top. BARF.

4 - Candy bars AND his Dorito soup (Doritos not visible in picture, candy bars are barely visible, but they're there, believe me).

5 - Mr. Lardass himself.

And, I'm pretty sure he doesn't have a thyroid problem or whatever-the-hell-it-is that's genetic. JUST LOOK AT HIS IDEA OF A HEALTHY LUNCH.
I like that red coat in the back.

I like that red coat in the back.
Speaking of red, I decided I want the red razr. Now I just need to decide on what company I want to switch to.

Speaking of red, I decided I want the red razr. Now I just need to decide on what company I want to switch to.
Theres some other company called Alltell too. No idea who they are.

Verizon is probably my best bet when it comes to getting a signal, but US Cellular is good around here too Ive heard. Y*FDOiu hkfdsfd S.

Theres some other company called Alltell too. No idea who they are.
Alltel.

It's the 2nd biggest provider here. Half my friends have Alltel. The guy I'm seeing right now has Alltel too and he has had some mad insane problems with his texting... not sure I like Alltel.

I like that red coat in the back.
That was the dean of instructors going through the lunch line :lol:

Me and my mother are going to vote after Dr.Phil. Its all about priorities.

No idea who Im voting for either I could really care less. Maybe Ill just check off the blank space and write Taylor Hicks.

Okay, so read this entry.

http://community.livejournal.com/tmi_chix/2576959.html

Now click on the little person icon next to the poster's username. I WANT TO CRY NOW WHY DO THEY DO THAT SO YOUNG.

Alltel.

It's the 2nd biggest provider here. Half my friends have Alltel. The guy I'm seeing right now has Alltel too and he has had some mad insane problems with his texting... not sure I like Alltel.
Sucks because in order to get full service [no roaming], I have to either be in like, Portland, or start heading south to where I used to live. Verizon doesnt roam and I dont think US Cellular does either, I just want to be able to text since you cant roaming. I dont care whether or not I get a signal at home since I have a landline, but itd be nice for at work especially where I get out late and friends try to call me. Because people actually try and call me now. I feel so special.

Okay, so read this entry.

http://community.livejournal.com/tmi_chix/2576959.html

Now click on the little person icon next to the poster's username. I WANT TO CRY NOW WHY DO THEY DO THAT SO YOUNG.
Ewww.

That was the dean of instructors going through the lunch line :lol:
:lol:. Its pretty. Steal it.

http://perezhilton.com/topics/music_minute/this_is_why_we_love_live_television_20061107.php#comments

CRYSTAL ANSWER MY QUESTION.

are carrie and anthony dating? and did you seeeeeeee that video?