F.R.I.E.N.D.Sforever
10-25-2006, 01:58 PM
The one with the death of janice!
(chandler is sitting at the table in his apartment reading the paper with a cup of coffee.)
(joey enters)
joey:hello everyone(grins)
chandler:everyone?i am everyone?god i feel loved.
joey:oh it's just you.
chandler:why thanks very much best buddie of myn.
joey:no problem(wlaks out with a carton of milk.
(chandler runs into the bedroom to monica to tell her about joeys rudness)
monica:yes?
chandler:joey joey joey....JOEY!
monica:i gather you can say the name joey,your getting as good as ben when it comes to talking.
chandler:well....well i um i dont really have any quik wit to say back damn it (chandler in a failing attemp to out wit monica like normal.)
monica:honey what dress sholud i wear out to the boating club tonight?
chandler:(kneeling on bed)well i personaly think that skin one you have on always isnt worth hiding!
monica:your saying i should go naked?
chandler:(smiles)
monica:forget it my brothers going to be their.
chandler:ew no forget it(leans backwards in disgust and falls of bed.
chandler:THAT was meant to happen.
(in joeys apartment with rachel and pheobe)
pheobe:oh no.
rachel:what?
joey:hehe
rachel:and what the hell?
joey:just thinking what it would be like with us 3 as a couple.
rachel:joey you no that if its us 3 its not a couple.
joey:(laughs uneasily)yea i new that(looks down at his milk)
pheobe:anyway i was thinking about the boat thing we got to go to tonight.
rachel:cant we say were sick ?
joey:no
pheobe:well, why not?
joey:because janice will be there and chandler doesnt no,i want to see his face.
rachel:im soo going
pheobe:count me in totally!
8pm arriving at the boating club.
ross:i have to go pee.
monica:the loos are right over there(points in direction of loo)
chandler:ahhhhh(does stoopid dance thing)
rachel joey and pheobe fall about laughing.
chandler:(turns to them)did you no she was coming as special guest from the boat.
joey:(mutters)maybe
chandler:(turns to walk out before a man gets up on stage and starts to talk into the mic)
man:hello,i no you were all expecting lady janice
chandler:(under his breath)god i hope shes died or something on the boat)
monica:(hits chandler)
man:but she has fallen of the boat and to her death im sorry but can i ask you all to go home.
(friends exit in shock)
next episode:the one were chandler think its his fault.
(chandler is sitting at the table in his apartment reading the paper with a cup of coffee.)
(joey enters)
joey:hello everyone(grins)
chandler:everyone?i am everyone?god i feel loved.
joey:oh it's just you.
chandler:why thanks very much best buddie of myn.
joey:no problem(wlaks out with a carton of milk.
(chandler runs into the bedroom to monica to tell her about joeys rudness)
monica:yes?
chandler:joey joey joey....JOEY!
monica:i gather you can say the name joey,your getting as good as ben when it comes to talking.
chandler:well....well i um i dont really have any quik wit to say back damn it (chandler in a failing attemp to out wit monica like normal.)
monica:honey what dress sholud i wear out to the boating club tonight?
chandler:(kneeling on bed)well i personaly think that skin one you have on always isnt worth hiding!
monica:your saying i should go naked?
chandler:(smiles)
monica:forget it my brothers going to be their.
chandler:ew no forget it(leans backwards in disgust and falls of bed.
chandler:THAT was meant to happen.
(in joeys apartment with rachel and pheobe)
pheobe:oh no.
rachel:what?
joey:hehe
rachel:and what the hell?
joey:just thinking what it would be like with us 3 as a couple.
rachel:joey you no that if its us 3 its not a couple.
joey:(laughs uneasily)yea i new that(looks down at his milk)
pheobe:anyway i was thinking about the boat thing we got to go to tonight.
rachel:cant we say were sick ?
joey:no
pheobe:well, why not?
joey:because janice will be there and chandler doesnt no,i want to see his face.
rachel:im soo going
pheobe:count me in totally!
8pm arriving at the boating club.
ross:i have to go pee.
monica:the loos are right over there(points in direction of loo)
chandler:ahhhhh(does stoopid dance thing)
rachel joey and pheobe fall about laughing.
chandler:(turns to them)did you no she was coming as special guest from the boat.
joey:(mutters)maybe
chandler:(turns to walk out before a man gets up on stage and starts to talk into the mic)
man:hello,i no you were all expecting lady janice
chandler:(under his breath)god i hope shes died or something on the boat)
monica:(hits chandler)
man:but she has fallen of the boat and to her death im sorry but can i ask you all to go home.
(friends exit in shock)
next episode:the one were chandler think its his fault.