Horror Movie Survival Guide

When it appears that you have killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead.

If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church that was used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed necrophilia or satanic practices in your house move away immediately.

Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

Do not search the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.

If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, or if they speak to you using a voice which is other than their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. NOTE: It will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared.

When you have the benefit of numbers, never pair off and go it alone.

As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.

Never stand in, on, above, below, beside, or anywhere near a grave, tomb, crypt, mausoleum, or other house of the dead.

If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life.

If appliances start operating by themselves, move out.

Do not take anything from the dead.

If you find a town which looks deserted, it's probably for a reason. Take the hint and stay away.

Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you are doing.

If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.

If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, get away from them as fast as possible.

Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (God help you if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.

If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help.

Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any device made from deceased companions.

Harvey

Horror Movie Survival Guide

When it appears that you have killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead.

If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church that was used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed necrophilia or satanic practices in your house move away immediately.

Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

Do not search the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.

If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, or if they speak to you using a voice which is other than their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. NOTE: It will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared.

When you have the benefit of numbers, never pair off and go it alone.

As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.

Never stand in, on, above, below, beside, or anywhere near a grave, tomb, crypt, mausoleum, or other house of the dead.

If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life.

If appliances start operating by themselves, move out.

Do not take anything from the dead.

If you find a town which looks deserted, it's probably for a reason. Take the hint and stay away.

Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you are doing.

If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.

If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, get away from them as fast as possible.

Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (God help you if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.

If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help.

Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any device made from deceased companions.

Harvey



I saw this horror movie on Saturday-"Yankees Get Destroyed in First Round"


LOL It was very scary

I saw this horror movie on Saturday-"Yankees Get Destroyed in First Round"


LOL It was very scary


:rofl:

I saw this horror movie on Saturday-"Yankees Get Destroyed in First Round"


LOL It was very scary
:lol:

I saw this horror movie on Saturday-"Yankees Get Destroyed in First Round"


LOL It was very scary


:lol: :lol:

Poor Ol' Harv. This is what happens when you run off at the mouth.

I saw this horror movie on Saturday-"Yankees Get Destroyed in First Round"


LOL It was very scary
It looked like a comedy to me. :lol:

You guys, can we PLEASE stop the Harv bashing? It's gone on too long in my opinion. This thread doesn't even have anything to do with sports.

Same thing goes on the sports board or any other board. He does not have to reply to your posts if he doesn't want to.

You guys, can we PLEASE stop the Harv bashing? It's gone on too long in my opinion. This thread doesn't even have anything to do with sports.

Same thing goes on the sports board or any other board. He does not have to reply to your posts if he doesn't want to.

Yea, it's all right if you keep it short.

Harvey

LOL yeah, portals to HELL are a good thing to steer clear of. lol.

You guys, can we PLEASE stop the Harv bashing? It's gone on too long in my opinion. This thread doesn't even have anything to do with sports.

Same thing goes on the sports board or any other board. He does not have to reply to your posts if he doesn't want to.



Brian Harvey is not allowed on the Sports Board anymore-LOL

You guys, can we PLEASE stop the Harv bashing? It's gone on too long in my opinion. This thread doesn't even have anything to do with sports.

Same thing goes on the sports board or any other board. He does not have to reply to your posts if he doesn't want to.

Guess English is not Solomon's primary language.

Harvey

Guess English is not Solomon's primary language.

Harvey



Well there you are you Fake Sports Fan-lol We are waiting for you at the Sports Board but you won't come. Why not?

W.

Brian it isn't just this thread, hes being doing it all day

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?p=3343669&posted=1#post3343669


Some really mature behaviour here.

Follow a user around and jab, poke, and antagonize him.

Nice that after TJ requested the arguing and bickering to stop, Harvey can post a joke in a random area and not once but twice Solomon has to follow around nipping at his heels to insult him.

and when the modeartor Brian asks you to stop, forget ignoring tj, you ignore brian as well and just do the same thing in a differnt post.
Bravo Solomon--

Lighten up just a bit. He's getting what he gave out. He's not man enough to come to the sports board anymore because his mouth over ran his ass. It's just a little bit of what he gave to everyone else. It won't last forever. Well.......maybe just until the Yanks finally win a series again!!:D

Brian it isn't just this thread, hes being doing it all day

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?p=3343669&posted=1#post3343669


Some really mature behaviour here.

Follow a user around and jab, poke, and antagonize him.

Nice that after TJ requested the arguing and bickering to stop, Harvey can post a joke in a random area and not once but twice Solomon has to follow around nipping at his heels to insult him.

and when the modeartor Brian asks you to stop, forget ignoring tj, you ignore brian as well and just do the same thing in a differnt post.
Bravo Solomon--

Just goes to show that not everyone grows out of Bullying.

J

Just goes to show that not everyone grows out of Bullying.

J

Ah, the ignorant amoung us chime in.....:rolleyes:

Brian has pointed out when threads were off topic in my area, and he has struggled for respect in other forums other than politics- here he gives his opinion, and what does solomon do? he goes to another thread and does the same thing elsewhere- its rude to a member to do it and rude to a moderator who voloutneers his time, when he has a family-and just keeps going.


I know the difference of a joke, and I also know the rules of the board-
and I also know a little something about tact and acting like an adult.


When a user posts in a forum about something completely off topic, and another user just keeps bringing up the same jabs over and over, it isn't funny, it gets old-
You guys wanna tease and joke around, fine- but respect a time and a place- and try to respect when enough is enough- is all I am saying.

I'm not trying to moderate this section, I just think a user is being mocked and a modeartor who spoke up was ignored- and I know how both instances feel - and I just think its a shame thats all some people have time to do.

It wastes their time, and our time as members and moderators.