Dear friends,

It is with the saddest heart I pass on the following: Please join me in remembering a great icon--the veteran Pillsbury spokesman. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection & complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71 and was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

The gravesite was piled high with flours. As long-time friend, Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he even still, as a crusty old man, was
considered a roll model for millions. Toward the end it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he was no tart.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Is this true? There is no such thing as the doughboy. He's not real.

It's a joke Brett.. and I thought you weren't 12 years old, lol..

I got it the first time around. Actually the "real" Doughboy is alive and kicking!

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Felix: "Responsibility" is my middle name, Mister!

Oscar: And "Pest" is your FIRST name, Mister!

That is to cute.did you make that up?

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Jo:Blair, you always look so shique and yet so natural, I was thinking you could do somthing with my hair.
Blair:Yeah!Like wash it?
Jo:No!I was going for that brain less look you've got!

Nat:Who wants to be a skiny pencil?I'd rather be a happy magic marker.

Ms.G:Girls!Will you tell me what's been going on here?
Nat:Group sleep walking?
Ms.G:(gives that"Idon't believe you"look)
Blair:Well,you know the first day of school getting settledin and meeting new people....
Tootie:Yeah!!And now comes Miller time!

LOL

Gosh that was funny! I cannot stop crying! If you could have seen me when I read this. I was falling down everywhere with tears coming out of my eyes.
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Quote from the show "AMEN"

Thelma: Well, Rueben you can perform another funeral becasue I got a DEAD MAN in my bed!

Reuben: Well if he died, I know what killed him!

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It's so funny, I laughed my self crazy.

Anyway, I AM THE DOUGHBOY! Just kidding.



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Andy: C'Mon Ms. Garrett, throw us a song.

Ms. G.: Born in the U.S.S.R.

LOL!!! you had me rollin'!!!!
Too funny!

But, one thing: If the doughboy was a crusty old he, then how did he die of a yeast infection? LOL

Originally posted by I'm_NMK:
LOL!!! you had me rollin'!!!!
Too funny!

But, one thing: If the doughboy was a crusty old he, then how did he die of a yeast infection? LOL


Well the doughboy was made with yeast. The yeast could have gone bad.

Normally, I'd make some comment, but I'm not....

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Andy: C'Mon Ms. Garrett, throw us a song.

Ms. G.: Born in the U.S.S.R.

OMG that wuz hillarious! I luv stuff like that!

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(After the fake motorcycle accident)
Jo:My head hurtz a lil
Nat: A Concusion!!!!!!
Jo's dad:The doctor examined her head and found nothing!
Blair:Not even a lil bit of straw!

I just thought I'd bump this. Need some humor on the front page...

Ya'll I have to admitt I laugh just like the pillsbury doughboy and I was like are you serous when I read the this, but it was very funny

I remember this topic! It was posted back when I first came here! Aw... memories...

LOL.... your funny TJ http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

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That was joke, right? ...because I LOVE those Dough Boy commericals! He's sooo cute

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I'm not deaf,I'm just ignoring you!~sticker from "Talk, Talk, Talk"
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I don't care who's fault it is! I'm the one who has to tell a guy, the size of a skyscraper that his livingroom looks like seaworld!~Jo Polniazcek
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I've got PMS and a gun, any questions?~Jinny Exstead

Originally posted by King31:
I just thought I'd bump this. Need some humor on the front page...

good point; I got that in a chain letter back in March and you should have seen me, I started LaughingMFAO. TJ did you make that up?


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°·.*¤*-Karli Cauble-the Lisa Cult-*¤*.·°

**In the year 2005, Lauren and I are driving to California to beg and pleed Lisa Whelchel and Nancy McKeon to become our mothers. She will become "Lauren McKeon" and I will become "Karli-wait a minute. I can't become 'Karli Cauble' AGAIN, can I???" Oh well, Just remember us as the "Cauble/McKeon kids!!"**

This song shows an important message

*Look at me, You may think you see who I really am, but you'll never know me. Every day it's as if I play a part. Now I see if I wear a mask, I can fool the world, but I cannot fool my heart. Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me? When will my reflection show who I am inside? I am now in a world where I have to hide my heart, and what I believe in. But somehow, I will show the world what's inside my heart, and be loved for who I am. Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me? Why is my reflection someone I don't know? Must I pretend that I'm someone else, for all time? When will my reflection show who I am inside? There's a heart that must be free to fly. That burns with a need to know the reason why. Why must we all conceal,
what we think, how we feel? Must there be a secret me, I'm forced to hide? I won't pretend that I'm someone else, for all time. When will my reflection show who I am inside, when will my reflection show who I am inside?*

*I Pledge of Allidgence to Lisa Whelchel, the best actress in the world. And to the republic, for which she stands, one nation, loving Lisa, forever and ever, Amen*

No I did not write it, I received it in a forward.

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LOL!
That is hilarious!

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*~°~* Montana Ponine *~°~*

Chrissy: What part of the body do brains come from?
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Terri: Meet our dear friends from France, Pierre and..uh...
Jack: Fifi.
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Blair: Look, I know a phony when I see one.
Jo: You should. You spent enough time looking in the mirror.
LOL http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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If y'all care, here is a cute web page that has this on it, with lots of pictures and "Taps" playing in the background. Enjoy!

Dough Boy is Dead (http://www.dobhran.com/humor/GRhumor143.htm)

Here's the url if you prefer to copy and paste: http://www.dobhran.com/humor/GRhumor143.htm

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Haha!

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, The Pillsbury Doughboy, died
yesterday of a severe yeast infection and complications
from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a slightly greased coffin. Dozens
of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth,
the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, the
Hostess Twinkies, and many others. The graveside was
piled high in flours as longtime friend Aunt Jemima
delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who
"never knew how much he was kneaded".

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later
life was filled with many turnovers. He was not
considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his
dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty
old man, he was a roll model to millions. Doughboy is
survived by his second wife, Play Dough. They have two
children and one in the oven. The funeral was held at
350 for about twenty minutes.

:lol:

:lol:

Very funny. Nice job.
I can't wait until the "E True Hollywood Story" comes out.

;)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
poor doughboy....

where should i send flours?

Originally posted by TJL
:lol:

Very funny. Nice job.
I can't wait until the "E True Hollywood Story" comes out.

;)

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Originally posted by Titania

poor doughboy....

where should i send flours?

Another good one!

:lol:

Originally posted by TJL


Another good one!

:lol:


Yups!!!!!!!!!!!:lol:

Poor doughboy

ummm send the flours to

12802 Pillsbury Rd
POQ Box
Myheartto,Urs 12902

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

man r u guyz funny!! :lol: :lol: i cant think of ne thing

Thanks!!!!!!!:D :lol:

TJ did this a while ago and a bunch of people though it was real LOL!

How sad. I always knew it was the repeated bely pokes that would do him in.

LOL :lol:

I read something like that before......... :lol:

At least he's in peace now and he no longer has to fear being eaten alive.

LOL. :lol: I remember that.

Originally posted by WingsFan
At least he's in peace now and he no longer has to fear being eaten alive.
I always thought he'd look good baked!

Originally posted by Max Whittaker

I always thought he'd look good baked!
He'd taste good too! :D

ROTFLMAO! :lol: :lol: :lol:

The Pillsbury Doughboy thread was the first ever topic on Chit Chat.. ah memories..

Originally posted by TJ
The Pillsbury Doughboy thread was the first ever topic on Chit Chat.. ah memories.. They sure are...Congrat's on your 2800th post!:D

Congrats TJ!!!!!!:D

Originally posted by TJ
The Pillsbury Doughboy thread was the first ever topic on Chit Chat.. ah memories..

It was?! Oh Jeeze....I didn't even know it was posted here before. Whoops, sorry :blush:

Originally posted by Babes_Kay


It was?! Oh Jeeze....I didn't even know it was posted here before. Whoops, sorry :blush:
Karli you don't remember that? Wow...I remember it like it was yesterday... *sigh* I'm a little too fond of memories.

He must have been "burnt-out" after all those commercials and all that "belly-aching", I knew it would get to him one day, LOL.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Originally posted by Impressions
He must have been "burnt-out" after all those commercials and all that "belly-aching", I knew it would get to him one day, LOL.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Very creative, I enjoyed reading that. :lol:

It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news:

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he was still a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly dad, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

LOLOLOL!!!:lol: :happyface

RIP doughy . . i always wanted to rip your belly open and eat the goodness inside.

:rofl: I mean awww :(.

This is a sad day! :crying:

ahah thas cute :lol: sad.

aww how sad i think i will eat a dinner roll in his memory

How sad.

I may never count carbs again...

;)

That's not very original. :)

That was actually the first thread I ever posted on Chit Chat over 5 years ago.. the thread that began it all for Chit Chat.

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=18480

RIP Pilsbury Doughboy. :rip:

Aw....that's so sad. Earlier, I was just poking my lil sister in the stomach like she was the Pilsbury Doughboy! :mrtarver:

Five years to the day, actually. Wow, good timing.

71 and a bun in the oven?

Go Doughboy!

R.I.P. Doughboy. :crying: :rofl:

71 and a bun in the oven?

Go Doughboy!
AHAHAHA. That was a good one. :rofl:

At yeast he went quickly...

And he worked hard, those 71 years! He was no loafer...

In his final hours, he clung to his favorite motto: "Better dead than bread!"

Just wait for the tell-all book to come out! Doughboy, they say, liked to have his cake and eat it, too...

Ouch. Punning HURTS...

That's not very original. :)

That was actually the first thread I ever posted on Chit Chat over 5 years ago.. the thread that began it all for Chit Chat.

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=18480
Well pardon me for living.

:rofl: :brent