I'm sure this was already posted on the Saved By The Bell board, but it's pretty newsworthy I think, so I thought I'd post it here as well. LOL!!

Well, this is one way for Dustin Diamond to overcome his image as the popular '80s "Saved by the Bell" geekazoid Screech.

The former child star joins the ranks of Paris Hilton, Tommy Lee and Colin Farrell as the celebrity star of his very own a sex tape, reports the New York Daily News Daily Dish.

Entertainment agent David Hans Schmidt acquired the rights to the video, which features Diamond in a menage a trois with two women. Although most of the raunchy details have been kept under wraps, word is that some "bodily functions" and the "Dirty Sanchez" are featured acts in the sex romp.

"Just when you think you have seen everything in this business," says Schmidt, "mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it."

He is currently shopping the 40-minute video -- with the working title "Saved by the Smell" -- around town to Larry Flynt, Vivid or other major adult video distributors.

Unlike other celebrities, Diamond may not have a problem with the illicit video falling into the public's hands.

"I haven't seen the tape," says the actor's manager, Roger Paul. "I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings."

Diamond, 29, is best known for playing the rather scrawny and annoying Samuel "Screech" Powers on the teen sitcom "Saved by the Bell" and all its spinoffs. In 2002, he went on "Celebrity Boxing 2" to take down "Welcome Back, Kotter" actor Ron Palillo, aka Horshack, and appeared as himself in the film "Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star." He's scheduled to appear on an upcoming episode of ABC's new sitcom "The Knights of Prosperity."

In June, Diamond claimed that because of a foreclosure, he would soon be homeless. He began to sell T-shirts reading, "I paid $15.00 to save Screeech's [sic] house," to raise funds, went on the Howard Stern show to plead his cause and even planned a telethon before suspicioous behavior halted his efforts. In Septmeber, the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel reported that while the foreclosure was real, Diamond's imminent homelessness was exaggerated and that the whole thing was a publicity stunt.

Oddly enough, in one of the audio files that online fans were invited to download to support the cause, the actor could be heard saying, "This is Dustin Diamond," goes my favorite one. "Please buy a T-shirt from getdshirts.com. I really don't wanna do porn."

I saw a thing on E! not too long ago, where Dustin was selling tshirts in hopes of saving his house, which apparantely he was about to lose. He got alot of money off people from selling those stupid shirts, so I'm sure this is just another way for him to make a fast buck off his fans.

I like watching porn, but that's one video I'm going to miss.

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!puke:

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!puke:

My sentiments exactly!! :lol:

Can you imagine this guy sporting a dirty sanchez??. :rotflmao:

Nightmarish!!

sick

Can you imagine this guy sporting a dirty sanchez??. :rotflmao:
Oh, my gosh!!! Now, that is pretty scary and creepy and...well, too many words. Weird... :eek:

:barf:

The sad thing is that this is probably a bestseller. All the girls who grew up on Saved By The Bell want to get themselves some Screech. :lol: ;)

Can you imagine this guy sporting a dirty sanchez??. :rotflmao:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Can you imagine this guy sporting a dirty sanchez??. :rotflmao:

:rofl:

Anyway, that's gross, but I feel kinda bad for the guy. Why would he wanna sink that low to get away from being typecasted as Screech? There are probably other acting roles out there for him to pursue. Who's going to be next in this conspiracy? STEVE URKEL?!

Reminds me of the Sylvester Stallone porno-movie/tape during the 70's. Yes, Rocky Balboa/John Rambo/Sylvester Stallone used to be a porn star, too. Screetch/Dustin Diamond already joined the dirty movie, aka porno ranks, too?

Let's see...
Should I watch Screech get it on, or stare at the blazing sun for about an hour?

I'll be outside if anyone needs me.

Can you imagine this guy sporting a dirty sanchez??. :rotflmao:


:rofl:

I like watching porn, but that's one video I'm going to miss.

:brent :p

:barf: :barf: :barf:

Let's see...
Should I watch Screech get it on, or stare at the blazing sun for about an hour?

I'll be outside if anyone needs me.
:lol:

there is probably alot of screeching on that tape but i bet its not the kind he did on saved by the bell

Can you imagine this guy sporting a dirty sanchez??. :rotflmao:

This is just a guess, but I dont think he'd be the receiver of the dirty sanchez.
Someone watch and let us know.

This is just a guess, but I dont think he'd be the receiver of the dirty sanchez.
Someone watch and let us know.

Me neither. I'm guessing he'll be the one with the chocolate mustache. :lol:

Me neither. I'm guessing he'll be the one with the chocolate mustache. :lol:

well i hope not, since it seems most of the time the moustahce is made with the male anatomy...finger sometimes too.

puke:

Can you imagine this guy sporting a dirty sanchez??. :rotflmao:


:lol:

:lol:


there is probably alot of screeching on that tape but i bet its not the kind he did on saved by the bell

there is probably alot of screeching on that tape but i bet its not the kind he did on saved by the bell

:brent!!!!!!!!!!

Gives a whole new meaning to the name SCREECH

saaay... does anybody else smell a comeback here?

Gross. Ugh, my God. There goes my appetite.

Oh Goodness! :lol: This is just extremely disturbing!!! :lol:
Screech and Sex Tap-- didn't think I'd ever see those words in the same sentence!!

No thanks! :lol: :barf:


Thanks Jen. :) At least one person found what I said to be funny. :lol:

:barf:

The sad thing is that this is probably a bestseller. All the girls who grew up on Saved By The Bell want to get themselves some Screech. :lol: ;)
Aww SICK!!!

*pukes all over everything*

Aww SICK!!!

*pukes all over everything*


I don't know. If the woman who played Karen on Step By Step (Angela Watson) made a sex video, I'd probably buy it.:lol: She was the only reason to watch that awful show. :lol:

Just kidding. ;) Well, about the sex video part, not the part about Karen being the only reason to watch the show. :lol:

I don't know. If the woman who played Karen on Step By Step (Angela Watson) made a sex video, I'd probably buy it.:lol: She was the only reason to watch that awful show. :lol:

Just kidding. ;) Well, about the sex video part, not the part about Karen being the only reason to watch the show. :lol:
Well if it had been Zack...

:lol: j/k

Well if it had been Zack...

:lol: j/k
:lol:

Ok...wow um I'm gonna pretend I never read this thread and try to erase it off my life. puke:

Ah...here we go. :D

Ah...here we go. :D
Christine Lakin (Al) is much more attractive. :snob:

Haha, this reminds me of Rodney Carington...

"PEE ON ME!"
"Na, na, I ain't gonna pee on you. I'll let the dog pee on you"

Christine Lakin (Al) is much more attractive. :snob:


No she wasn't. :lol:

Dustin should have started with some Trampling Videos instead of actual sex-lol Trampling is when women walk on men with their shoes off

Christine Lakin (Al) is much more attractive. :snob:
wow, she went and turned gorgeous.

No she wasn't. :lol:

Well, I thought so. :happyface

Dustin should have started with some Trampling Videos instead of actual sex-lol Trampling is when women walk on men with their shoes off

:lol:

Well, I thought so. :happyface

You have to remember though when Step By Step premiered I was already a sophomore in high school, so Al was a little young for me.:lol: I was far more interested in Karen and Dana. :lol:

Dustin should have started with some Trampling Videos instead of actual sex-lol Trampling is when women walk on men with their shoes off


Solomen, I don't even want to know how you know this. :lol:

Solomen, I don't even want to know how you know this. :lol:

No you don't. :p

How does he expect to sell a porn video without at least a cameo appearance by Zack and Slater???

Solomen, I don't even want to know how you know this. :lol:


It was on HBO-lol

It was on HBO-lol

Oh :lol:

That is nuts LOL

You have to remember though when Step By Step premiered I was already a sophomore in high school, so Al was a little young for me.:lol: I was far more interested in Karen and Dana. :lol:

LOL, good point. :lol:

Screech the loser doing porn ? He's ugly as hell, i mean if you want to get someplace in there you have to have the looks, like Matthew Rush or Ben Harper. Ooh those 2 are real pieces of man.

Screech the loser doing porn ? He's ugly as hell

Well, so is Ron Jeremy, but he still ended up being one of the most popular porn stars. Of course, his looks weren't what made him famous!!!:p

Well, so is Ron Jeremy, but he still ended up being one of the most popular porn stars. Of course, his looks weren't what made him famous!!!:p

Are you implying screech has a little something extra down there?

Are you implying screech has a little something extra down there?

:lol: :lol:

um, I mean, EWWWWWW!!;)

No, I was talking more about looks. I don't even want to think about Screech's "endowments", if he has any!!!:p

Gives a whole new meaning to the name SCREECH
Eeeeew!

This thread sure is popular. :lol: 4 pages. :eek:

The worst thing is that BetUS.com paid major $$$ for the rights.

When the Tiffani Thiessen or Elizabeth Berkley sex tapes come out, then I'll be interested.:D

Very interested.;)

It could be worse.

It could have been Bea Arthur.

well i supposed i would watch it out of curiousity

i mean i cannot imagine screech nude :lol: :lol: :lol:

Screech made it with 2 women at once.

Further proof that star-struck women have no dignity...

These women probably would not have given Dustin the time of day had he been handing out smiley-face stickers and welcoming you to Wal-mart. (which, at this rate, is probably what he'll end up doing soon)

People amaze me...

When the Tiffani Thiessen or Elizabeth Berkley sex tapes come out, then I'll be interested.:D

Very interested.;)

It did already... ten years ago. It's called "Showgirls."

Screech made it with 2 women at once.

Further proof that star-struck women have no dignity...

These women probably would not have given Dustin the time of day had he been handing out smiley-face stickers and welcoming you to Wal-mart. (which, at this rate, is probably what he'll end up doing soon)

People amaze me...
Here here. I was thinking the same thing. I mean...eww. He looks like he could be one of those geeks who sits and plays video/PC games for 65 hours straight without showering. puke: Not exactly a turn on.

It could be worse.

It could have been Bea Arthur.
Oh geez *shudders*

Oh geez *shudders*
Hey :lol:

Hey :lol:
Oh yeah :lol: I forgot you made that video

Oh yeah :lol: I forgot you made that video
Shhhhh. I don't want that to get out. :lol:

Can you imagine this guy sporting a dirty sanchez??. :rotflmao:
Brad!!! I am truly shocked that you know what a Dirty Sanchez is!!!:eek: :lol:

Yeah, that's definitely something I can live without seeing - Screech having sex at all, let alone that!

Are you implying screech has a little something extra down there?


Living proof that the Lord works in mysterious ways.

Also has one helluva sense of humour!! ;)

Living proof that the Lord works in mysterious ways.

Also has one helluva sense of humour!! ;)
dammit, Cathy. Where have you been? :mad:

How does he expect to sell a porn video without at least a cameo appearance by Zack and Slater???
:rofl:

dammit, Cathy. Where have you been? :mad:


Makin' porns with nerds like Screech, Boner and Skippy!!! :happyface :lol:

Makin' porns with nerds like Screech, Boner and Skippy!!! :happyface :lol:
In that case, your forgiven. But next time leave a note. ;) :p

In that case, your forgiven. But next time leave a note. ;) :p
:lol: Will do!!

(and they don't call him "Boner" for nothing!)

:lol: Will do!!

(and they don't call him "Boner" for nothing!)
:grineyes:

It could be worse.

It could have been Bea Arthur.

I'd rather it be Bea Arthur than Scott Baio.:eek: :eek: :eek:

Shhhhh. I don't want that to get out. :lol:
Well, too bad its out





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