why are you asking me?

I'm a cop?

can i eat your donuts?

Umm....that just sounds dirty!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

DO NUT eat my DONUTS :lol: GET IT?? DO NUT???

:confused: :lol: yeah i just got it! but hey, speaking of donuts, have you ever heard the story about big dan the donut man? he ate nothing but donuts for 10 years. he just fell in love with them one day and wouldn't eat anything else. one day he lost his job because he stole a coworkers box of 30 donuts and ate them all in a 5 minute period. with no money, he soon started to rob random donut stores in the area, and was never caught, until one day when he ate too many donuts and got so fat he couldn't fit back through the door. they had to wait for him to lose a little weight before they could get him outta there.

here's a pic of big dan during one of his robberies(he likes to dress like a superhero)...

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/2025/13910wcj4.jpg


and here's his mugshot after they caught up with him, with donut and coffee in hands..

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/9592/fatmanyi7.jpg

:confused: :lol: yeah i just got it! but hey, speaking of donuts, have you ever heard the story about big dan the donut man? he ate nothing but donuts for 10 years. he just fell in love with them one day and wouldn't eat anything else. one day he lost his job because he stole a coworkers box of 30 donuts and ate them all in a 5 minute period. with no money, he soon started to rob random donut stores in the area, and was never caught, until one day when he ate too many donuts and got so fat he couldn't fit back through the door. they had to wait for him to lose a little weight before they could get him outta there.

here's a pic of big dan during one of his robberies(he likes to dress like a superhero)...

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/2025/13910wcj4.jpg


and here's his mugshot after they caught up with him, with donut and coffee in hands..

http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/9592/fatmanyi7.jpg


:brent OMG you guys are so funny!!!! That's the Funny picture I ever seen lol.:lol:

Ewwww!!! Is that suite painted on????

OOps!! I mean suit!!! :lol:

yeah, i think he used spraypaint. but hey, heres a funny story, back when he was a business man, he used to go into work all the time with a painted suite on and no one even noticed, until one day when the air conditioner went out and he started sweating all the paint away. but i can't really get into that right now. but anyways, he recently got out of jail, turned his life around, lost weight, and has just started his new job.


meet dan the donut cop.

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/9569/donutcopfs5.png

:lol: :lol: :lol:

You SOOOOOOOOOO photoshopped that!!!! :lol: :lol:

:rofl:

i wish i did! it's really a halloween costume i found. http://www.buycostumes.com/Donut-Adult/21236/ProductDetail.aspx

i wish i did! it's really a halloween costume i found. http://www.buycostumes.com/Donut-Adult/21236/ProductDetail.aspx

OMG!!!! That looks horrible!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Is that what you're going as this Halloween?
We all know moeeee's going as a pizza!!!

i thought you were going as the donut? im going to be mr potato man. check out my costume...

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/3170/costume2hc0.jpg

How can you breathe in that??? :eek:

Silly, I'm going as a Justin Timberlake stalker!!!

the truth is, i cant breathe in that! i have to take it off every 2 minutes or i will pass out. maybe i should drill some holes in that thing.

But where? Wouldn't that look kinda awkward? :lol:

You could poke out the eyes and put your real eyes where the fake eyes were supposed to be?

that's way too much work. i'll just buy a window air conditioner and try to stick it in there somehow. it'll look cooler than trying to cut out some eyeholes.

How's everyone's summer going?

good here. how about you?

:wave: Good!! I just wish I could make it longer!!! School starts for me in a few weeks!!

that's way too much work. i'll just buy a window air conditioner and try to stick it in there somehow. it'll look cooler than trying to cut out some eyeholes.

Those cost like $50,000,000~~~~!!!!

can i borrow some money??

You still have to pay me back for those 85 boxes of pizza you ordered last month, remember?

oh yeah i forgot about that!

would you like a pizza, i still got a few left...

http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/4326/907274103a7ecc601e2fh8.jpg

It looks like those are empty boxes!!!

did you eat all my pizza before i even had a chance to?!?! i only had one slice!

I think someone else may have been the culprit..... :eek:

there's only one person in the world that would steal that many pizzas, and i think his name is moeeee. i hope it's not true. i was looking forward to them pizzas all night. i had a dream that i was a superhero named was pizza pete, and i wore a cape and delivered pizzas at quick speeds.

Under 15 minutes and they're free??

that's my catchphrase!

If I catch it, do I get a free pizza?

only if you catch it with your mouth. if you catch it with your hands, you get a free 2 liter of soda poured on your head.

Hmmm...I've heard that pouring Moutain Dew on your head can make your hair grow faster.

Don't believe evrything you hear!!! my neighbor, poured mountain dew on his head the other day, and this is what happened...
http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/5442/greenhairop399x600ho8.jpg

no one will go near him now.

At least he's ready for St. Patrick's Day?

isn't that still like 5 months away??

Not unless you pretend it's everyday!!!

If i pretend it's christmas, will you buy me some presents??

That depends...were you naughty or nice?

well i was nice for about 5 days out of the year. is that okay?

Hmmm....you may have to check with Santa. He's pretty strict about things like this...you wouldn't believe how many posers there are out there!!! :eek:

i met santa clause the other day! he was cool. he gave me whatever i asked. i got a watch, a car, a house, food, dogs, cats, airplane, tv's, and a bunch of other stuff that i cant even remember. would you like to see a picture of mr clause?

http://img354.imageshack.us/img354/2664/img3750un4.jpg

He looks kinda tired...

he never gets any sleep. everytime he starts to fall asleep, kids come bother him for presents. hes been awake for the past 5 years.

What up?

nothing much, you?

I'm sorry I've been away the past couple days...I've been trying to find a sleep remedy for poor Santa Clause! He may be too tired come Christmastime!!! :eek:

i dont think santa will be delivering presents this year. i heard he got robbed by the three little elves.

Were they the same elves who kicked the Easter Bunny??

wasnt that the three little stooges?

I found a picture of the three elves who robbed Santa Clause!!!!

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Jonas-Brothers-ta01.jpg

why did they disguise themselves as the jonas brothers?? they look just like them! is that their only disguise?

Nope!!!

Take a look:


http://www.filmstreet.co.uk/uploads/images/Alvin_Chipmonks_big_726.jpg

Nope!!!

Take a look:


http://www.filmstreet.co.uk/uploads/images/Alvin_Chipmonks_big_726.jpg

:lol: Cool picture.

those guys look familiar! the other week they stole redneck teds riding lawnmower. it was a limo lawnmower that he custom made. the whole family could ride on it. like 5 people could probably fit on it.

:lol: Cool picture.

:lol: :lol: Thanks!!!


Why would five people want to ride on a lawnmower? Did they think it was a ride at Disney World?

this lawnmower goes 70 miles an hour, has hydraulics, and a booming stero system.

Snoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop????

snoop dog?

No, I sneezed!!! :p

do you always sneeze like that??

Sometimes I sneeze other rap singers names...what about you?

*Achoooo* Eminem

i havent learned how to sneeze yet!

Didn't they teach you in school???

isn't that something they teach you in college?

Not if you learn it on the streets.

what did i learn?

do you want to see a picture of barack obama trying to surf?

Ummm....why is he surfing on the sand? Or is that really dirty water??

he was trying to show off to all of his fans, and the media. he did a few cartwheels, a backflip, the moonwalk, a handstand, and even a funny george w. bush impersonation. obama wont go any where near the water without his life jacket, and his floaties.

So you like McCan't?

no, im a barack obama supporter.

Right on!!! :wave: :lol: :lol:

I mean, who else can rock a swimming jacket and floaties and not look like....BUSH LOL!!!!

:cool:

:lol:
Now that's my favorite image right there!!!
He's the one who really needs floaties!!!

i heard he wears the floaties when he takes his bubble baths also.

Well who doesn't?? Those bubbles are dangerous!!! :eek:

did you know that he has a canoe in his bathtub also?

A cannon?

canoe?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Isn't that Larry King's bath tub?

i heard from my sources, that larry king likes to take baths in the kitchen sink. he traded his bath tub to the bush for an autograph.

Hey, whats up people?

The sky, birds, bills and the ceiling