1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?






2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.






3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?






4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!






5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.






6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?




7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.






8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?






9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

:lol: :wave:

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No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

I have seen some movies where it would have been more entertaining to stare at the damn floor.;)

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

:lol: :wave:

There is a logical explanation for this for number 9. They(the people you asked the question) themselves could have missed the bus and are waiting for the next bus............................

For number 5, you pay 12 dollars for a movie at the theater? :snob: You're getting ripped off if you pay 12 bucks for a movie while everyone else pays 9 bucks. :snob: Unless you get the early matinee or late morning which is around 7 bucks........

Our matinee is $2.50 and the evening show is $5.00. Of course,w e also have a small cinema with no stadium seating.

Kelly has spoken. :rofl:

Our matinee is $2.50 and the evening show is $5.00. Of course,w e also have a small cinema with no stadium seating.
The highest here is $6, cheapest being $1. :eek3:

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.


Im guilty of this one. Im just that lazy. :lol:

ahh these things....

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
well it's more convenient to have the remote with you so you don't have to get up next time you want to change the channel.


4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
it means the last place they would have thought to look.


5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
people don't always see every millisecond of it....they could be checking their watch, reaching for their candy, etc.

8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
80 or so years of life IS short compared to the millions of years humans have existed.

some of these are ********.

8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?


Obviously you've never been called for jury duty...

;)

Kelly has spoken. :rofl:
:lol: ;)

10. When people say NEVER all the time .. "I never thought about adding sugar" or "Its never happend"

YOU CANT SAY NEVER BECAUSE IT MEANS YOUR SAYING IT WONT EVER HAPPEN,ETC..... I hate being assoicated with mainstream idiots that just follow what eveeryone else does who say "NEVER" ALL THE TIME and sadly I have 1 person in my life like this,it drives me up a wall!!

I generally don't hate people but there's one who I now loathe and despise.

A few years ago, I was friends with a girl, we liked each other and things were going fine, then suddenly one day she rejected me and broke the friendship, I don't know what happened but I suspect that some scumbag in the neighborhood that she knows had something to do with it. Anyhow, now she's hanging out with a gang of guys who look like street thugs, they hang out together and they all do this smoking/vaping crap. One of them might be a boyfriend, I don't know. Seems to me like she's turning herself into a filthy ass slut. I'm probably much better off having nothing to do with her but I'm still furious about the rejection.