T-Greg
09-12-2006, 01:42 PM
on 2 CDs if anyone is interested. I'm sure everyone has heard some of them. They are funny and witty:
CD1
1. Mr. Tuxedo Shop Tux Renter
2. Mr. Way Too Much Cologne Wearer
3. Mr. Used Car Lot Auto Salesman
4. Mr. Toilet Paper Re-filler
5. Mr. Tiny Thong Bikini Wearer
6. Mr. Taco Salad Inventor
7. Mr. Supermarket Free Sampler Guy
8. Mr. Sports Fan Face Painter
9. Mr. Souvenir Snow Globe Maker
10. Mr. Professional Figure Skater
11. Mr. Parade Float Driver
12. Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator
13. Mr. Next Day Carpet Installer
14. Mr. Horse Drawn Carriage Driver
15. Mr. Centerfold Retoucher
16. Mr. All You Can Eat Buffet Inventor
17. Mr. Beach Metal Detector Guy
18. Mr. Athletic Groin Protector Inventor
19. Mr. In Your Car Nose Picker
20. Mr. Push Up Bra Inventor
21. Mr. Over the Top Carb Counter
22. Mr. Really, Really Bad Dancer
23. Mr. Giant Pocket Knife Inventor
24. Mr. Fancy Coffee Shop Coffee Pourer
25. Mr. Wedding Band Guitar Player
26. Mr. Handlebar Moustache Wearer
27. Mr. Male Fur Coat Wearer
28. Mr. Camouflage Suit Maker
29. Mr. Company Computer Guy
30. Mr. Edible Underwear Maker
31. Mr. Inflatable Pink Gorilla
32. Mr. Hollywood Plastic Surgeon
33. Mr. Multi-Color Sweater Wearer
34. Mr. Highway Line Painter
35. Mr. Furniture Assembly Manual Writer
36. Mr. Pro Sports Heckler
37. Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer
38. Mr. Homemade Pontoon Boat Builder
39. Mr. Pet Toy Designer
40. Mr. Discount Airline Pilot Guy
41. Mr. Foam Finger Maker
42. Mr. Bowling Shoe Giver Outer
43. Mr. Garden Gnome Maker
44. Mr. Pro Wrestling Wardrobe Designer
45. Mr. Pro Football Coach Cord Carrier
46. Mr. Fortune Cookie Fortune Writer
47. Mr. Losing Locker Room Reporter
48. Mr. Chinese Food Delivery Guy
49. Mr. Major League Infield Raker
50. Mr. Really Bad Toupee Wearer
51. Mr. Supermarket Deli Meat Slicer
52. Mr. Foot-long Hot Dog Inventor
53. Mr. Outside Stadium Peanut Seller
54. Mr. Fake Tattoo Maker
55. Mr. Pickled Pig’s Feet Eater
56. Mr. Inspiration Poster Writer
57. Mr. Bass Plaque Maker
58. Mr. Baseball Designated Hitter
59. Mr. Airline Meal Chef
60. Mr. Really Big Pet Snake Owner
CD2
1. Mr. Pit Crew Water Bottle Squirter
2. Mr. Boombox Carrying RollerSkater
3. Mr. Cruise Ship Entertainer
4. Mr. Dishonest Cable TV Hooker upper
5. Mr. Movie Theater Ticket Ripper Upper
6. Mr. Really Stinky Breath Breather Outer
7. Mr. Souvenir Snow Globe Maker
8. Mr. Bumper Sticker Writer
9. Mr. Hawaiian Shirt Pattern Designer
10. Mr. Parking Attendant Flashlight Waver
11. Mr. Putt Putt Golf Course Designer
12. Mr. Wrecking Ball Operator
13. Mr. Jelly Donut Filler
14. Mr. Driving Range Ball Picker Upper
15. Mr. Underwear Inspector #12
16. Mr. Hot Dog Eating Contest Contestant
17. Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer
18. Mr. Backyard Bug Zapper Inventor
19. Mr. Basketball Court Sweat Wiper Upper
20. Mr. Male Football Cheerleader
21. Mr. Bumper Sticker Writer
22. Mr. Cargo Pants Designer
23. Mr. Discount Suit Salesman
24. Mr. Gasoline BBQ Starter
25. Mr. Jean Shorts Inventor
26. Mr. Kiss-Me-I'm-Irish Pin Wearer
27. Mr. Professional Figure Skater
28. Mr. Over Zealous Foul Ball Catcher
29. Mr. Paranoid of the Ocean Guy
30. Mr. Golfball Washer Inventor
31. Mr. Ceremonial First Pitch Thrower Outer
32. Mr. Professional Movie Extra Guy
33. Mr. Supermarker Produce Putter-Outer
34. Mr. Mannequin Dresser Upper
35. Mr. Tiny Dog Clothing Manufacturer
36. Mr. Hot Stock Tip Giver Outer
37. Mr. Nosebleed Seat Section Guy
38. Mr. King of the Karaoke Mic
39. Mr. Bathroom Stall Dirty Writer
40. Mr. Grossery Store Cart Wrangler
41. Mr. Miniature Train Modeler
42. Mr. Really loud cell phone talker guy
43. Mr. Frozen turkey helpline guy
44. Mr. Humungous pumpkin grower guy
45. Mr. Gangster rapper posse member
46. Mr. Moped super upper
47. Mr. Airport Baggage handler guy
48. Mr. Electric carving knife invertor
49. Mr. Egg Nog inventor
50. Mr. Boneless buffalo wing inventor
51. Mr. half time shooting contest contestant
52. Mr. after halloween costume shop salesman
53. Mr. Mail order bride orderer
54. Mr. Way too Proud of Texas Guy
55. Mr. Fantasy Football Manager
56. Mr. Hair Gel Overgeller
57. Mr. Indecisive Food Orderer Guy
CD1
1. Mr. Tuxedo Shop Tux Renter
2. Mr. Way Too Much Cologne Wearer
3. Mr. Used Car Lot Auto Salesman
4. Mr. Toilet Paper Re-filler
5. Mr. Tiny Thong Bikini Wearer
6. Mr. Taco Salad Inventor
7. Mr. Supermarket Free Sampler Guy
8. Mr. Sports Fan Face Painter
9. Mr. Souvenir Snow Globe Maker
10. Mr. Professional Figure Skater
11. Mr. Parade Float Driver
12. Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator
13. Mr. Next Day Carpet Installer
14. Mr. Horse Drawn Carriage Driver
15. Mr. Centerfold Retoucher
16. Mr. All You Can Eat Buffet Inventor
17. Mr. Beach Metal Detector Guy
18. Mr. Athletic Groin Protector Inventor
19. Mr. In Your Car Nose Picker
20. Mr. Push Up Bra Inventor
21. Mr. Over the Top Carb Counter
22. Mr. Really, Really Bad Dancer
23. Mr. Giant Pocket Knife Inventor
24. Mr. Fancy Coffee Shop Coffee Pourer
25. Mr. Wedding Band Guitar Player
26. Mr. Handlebar Moustache Wearer
27. Mr. Male Fur Coat Wearer
28. Mr. Camouflage Suit Maker
29. Mr. Company Computer Guy
30. Mr. Edible Underwear Maker
31. Mr. Inflatable Pink Gorilla
32. Mr. Hollywood Plastic Surgeon
33. Mr. Multi-Color Sweater Wearer
34. Mr. Highway Line Painter
35. Mr. Furniture Assembly Manual Writer
36. Mr. Pro Sports Heckler
37. Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer
38. Mr. Homemade Pontoon Boat Builder
39. Mr. Pet Toy Designer
40. Mr. Discount Airline Pilot Guy
41. Mr. Foam Finger Maker
42. Mr. Bowling Shoe Giver Outer
43. Mr. Garden Gnome Maker
44. Mr. Pro Wrestling Wardrobe Designer
45. Mr. Pro Football Coach Cord Carrier
46. Mr. Fortune Cookie Fortune Writer
47. Mr. Losing Locker Room Reporter
48. Mr. Chinese Food Delivery Guy
49. Mr. Major League Infield Raker
50. Mr. Really Bad Toupee Wearer
51. Mr. Supermarket Deli Meat Slicer
52. Mr. Foot-long Hot Dog Inventor
53. Mr. Outside Stadium Peanut Seller
54. Mr. Fake Tattoo Maker
55. Mr. Pickled Pig’s Feet Eater
56. Mr. Inspiration Poster Writer
57. Mr. Bass Plaque Maker
58. Mr. Baseball Designated Hitter
59. Mr. Airline Meal Chef
60. Mr. Really Big Pet Snake Owner
CD2
1. Mr. Pit Crew Water Bottle Squirter
2. Mr. Boombox Carrying RollerSkater
3. Mr. Cruise Ship Entertainer
4. Mr. Dishonest Cable TV Hooker upper
5. Mr. Movie Theater Ticket Ripper Upper
6. Mr. Really Stinky Breath Breather Outer
7. Mr. Souvenir Snow Globe Maker
8. Mr. Bumper Sticker Writer
9. Mr. Hawaiian Shirt Pattern Designer
10. Mr. Parking Attendant Flashlight Waver
11. Mr. Putt Putt Golf Course Designer
12. Mr. Wrecking Ball Operator
13. Mr. Jelly Donut Filler
14. Mr. Driving Range Ball Picker Upper
15. Mr. Underwear Inspector #12
16. Mr. Hot Dog Eating Contest Contestant
17. Mr. 80 SPF Sunblock Wearer
18. Mr. Backyard Bug Zapper Inventor
19. Mr. Basketball Court Sweat Wiper Upper
20. Mr. Male Football Cheerleader
21. Mr. Bumper Sticker Writer
22. Mr. Cargo Pants Designer
23. Mr. Discount Suit Salesman
24. Mr. Gasoline BBQ Starter
25. Mr. Jean Shorts Inventor
26. Mr. Kiss-Me-I'm-Irish Pin Wearer
27. Mr. Professional Figure Skater
28. Mr. Over Zealous Foul Ball Catcher
29. Mr. Paranoid of the Ocean Guy
30. Mr. Golfball Washer Inventor
31. Mr. Ceremonial First Pitch Thrower Outer
32. Mr. Professional Movie Extra Guy
33. Mr. Supermarker Produce Putter-Outer
34. Mr. Mannequin Dresser Upper
35. Mr. Tiny Dog Clothing Manufacturer
36. Mr. Hot Stock Tip Giver Outer
37. Mr. Nosebleed Seat Section Guy
38. Mr. King of the Karaoke Mic
39. Mr. Bathroom Stall Dirty Writer
40. Mr. Grossery Store Cart Wrangler
41. Mr. Miniature Train Modeler
42. Mr. Really loud cell phone talker guy
43. Mr. Frozen turkey helpline guy
44. Mr. Humungous pumpkin grower guy
45. Mr. Gangster rapper posse member
46. Mr. Moped super upper
47. Mr. Airport Baggage handler guy
48. Mr. Electric carving knife invertor
49. Mr. Egg Nog inventor
50. Mr. Boneless buffalo wing inventor
51. Mr. half time shooting contest contestant
52. Mr. after halloween costume shop salesman
53. Mr. Mail order bride orderer
54. Mr. Way too Proud of Texas Guy
55. Mr. Fantasy Football Manager
56. Mr. Hair Gel Overgeller
57. Mr. Indecisive Food Orderer Guy