The Top 15 Rejected Home Craft Ideas



Hand-woven Beef Jerky Tablecloth

The Hamster 'n' Hot Glue Hairpiece

Sit 'n' Spin Homemade Feces Rorschach cards

Complete set of patio furniture made entirely from AOL promotional CDs

Macrame a fully-functioning Ford Escort using steel wool and Popsicle sticks

Constipation Spoon

Mom's Own Cable Installation Man Candlestick Polishing Kit

Wife-Beading

Michelangelo Junior carve-your-own tombstone kit

Macrame Colostomy Bag

Frosty the Spackleman

Holey Underwear Wind Chimes

Knitted pubic hair blanket for the baby's room

Front lawn Velveeta sculpture depicting Elian's seizure by the INS

and the Number 1 Rejected Home Craft Idea...


Lil' Beaver's Home Bathtub Turd-dam

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