Talk like a Pirate Day!!!!
http://www.talklikeapirate.com

Here's hoping Seth has a pirate theme up his sleeve this year!!

Oh God, that debut episode of Wife Swap...that really should be interesting. :lol:

Arr, it's back.

Don't draw attention to yourselves...Peter Pan still has a bone to pick with pirates! I'm sure no one wants to take him on.

It is funny hearing pirate talk with a southern accent here in VA :lol:

Ahoy!

I missed the Wife Swap.

Blow me down.

Ahoy!

I missed the Wife Swap.

Blow me down.
Speakign of Blow Me Down


Here's a pirate parody for ye knaves




Blow Me Down
(Written by Spaff, Performed by Robert Lund)

I have a parrot
Perched on my arm
A peg on my leg and a patch on my eye and hate mail from State Farm
I'm well-versed in English
I went to Purdue
But since I'm a pirate, convention demands that I speak like one too
So...

Blow me down!
Ho, avast ye swabs!
Arrr, matey!
Wench, fetch me grog! Wench, fetch me grog!

I memorize Shakespeare
I read Strunk & White
It helps pass the time on the nights I don't plunder and pillage and fight
So perhaps I should speak right
Yeah, proper and prim
But pirates score treasure and wenches and rum so it pays to blend in
Yo-ho! Yo-ho!...

Blow me down!
Aye, ye bilge drinkerr!
Walk yon plank!
Ye scurvy cur! Foul scurvy cur!

You say I need Right Guard
A shower and shave
I'll scuttle yer festerin' gob with me cutlass, ye landlubber knave!
And I'll talk like me hearties!
It's a bounty marr fun!
I'll hoist up me skull and crossbones and keel-haul ya, ye mangy harr son!
Yo-ho! Yo-ho!...

Blow me down! (All ye scallywags'll drown)
Arr, ye bilge drinkerr! (Yer a bilge-rat varmint, sir)
Walk yon plank! (Ye'll swim with Davy Jones!)
Ye scurvy cur! Foul swashbucklerr!
Oh...

Blow me down! (Arr, shiver me timbers down)
Ho, avast ye swabs! (Arr, avast ye salty dogs)
Arrr, matey! (Arr-harr, ahoy, matey!)
Wench, fetch me grog! Fetch high-proof grog!
[et ceterrrra]


mp3

Blow Me Down (http://www.spaff.com/mp3/Blow%20Me%20Down%20(~%20Hold%20Me%20Now.mp3))

And yers truly's

Walkin the Plank Tonight
(parody of "Wanted Dead or Alive" by Bon Jovi )
Ya filthy knave
Whyd you tell me to shave?
See the planks That we pass by all day
My matey's face, octopus like Davy Jones
While I was sleepin last night,you drank all my rum

Cause Ill tell ya
Drink all my rum one more time
Or you're walkin the plank tonight
Yer walkin the plank tonight

Ahoy matey! My rum must last all day
And the wenches I seek, give me cooked fish on a plate
I got all my gold today
In a treasure chest,wont sink
When you think Im done with rum, you pour it down a sink

Im a pirate
On a wooden ship I sail
But youre walkin the plank tonight
Yer walkin (walkin ) the plank tonight

Im a pirate
On a wooden ship I sail
But youre walkin the plank tonight
Yer walkin (walkin ) the plank tonight


I swim these seas, green feathered parrot on my arm
Its not a sparrow, and Im no Captain Jack
You hid the treasure ,WHERE?!?!, I just have to go say "ARRRRRRRR"
See all of those filthy planks? YEAH YOULL WALK THEM ALL!!!!

Well that's it, BOY! You should know the treasure's MINE
NOW YOU'RE WALKIN (WALKIIIIN) THE PLANK TONIGHT!
Goin down boy, Davy Jones by your side
Go walk yon plank tonight
Walkin the plank tonight
Yeah youll walk,the plank tonight
Wont survive, the plank tonight
The plank tonight
Yon plank tonight
That plank tonight
PLANK'S TO THE RIGHT

Sixteen men on a dead man's chest...yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

(Captain)

Avast there mates, ye're sailin' with Long John Black Beard, Peg-Leg, Patch-Eye Hook, scourge of the bounding main. Bloodthirstiest, black-heartiest pirate captain ever sailed the seven seas, ha, ha, ha! What say ye we hoist the Jolly Roger, heel over the yonder Spanish galleon. Lay a few broadsides agin' her timers, swing over on these here lanyards with our cutlasses in our teeth cut 'em to ribbons and split the booty. What say ye to that, me hearties? Heh! Ha, ha, ha, ha!
(Twit)

I don't like it....
(Captain)

You don't like it?
(Twit)

I don't like it and I don't wanna do it. It's tacky,...tacky, tacky...and don't look at me that way
(Captain)

Well, if you don't like it, what do you want?
Chorus I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver-buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants
I want to sing and dance
(Captain)

You want to sing and dance, heh! You don't like plundering, aye? Well, shiver me timbers 'ow 'bout treasuring, huh? Rubies, emeralds and pearls, gold doubloons and British sovereigns. Silver chalices encrusted with diamonds and jewels, necklaces and bracelets of every shape and size, fit for the crown heads of Europe, aye? And all buried in a pirate's chest and I just happen to know where. How about that me bloodthirsty buckos, heh? Ha, ha, ha!
(Twit)

I don't like it.....
(Captain)

You don't like it?
(Twit)

I don't like it and I don't want it....
(Captain)

He don't want it
(Twit)

And I won't do it...I'm an artiste
(Captain)

An artiste, well mister artiste, what do you want?
Chorus I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver-buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants
I want to sing and dance
(Captain)

Now, listen hear! This ain't no floating Gilbert and Sullivan show, you know for some little flittin' tinkerbell. This here be a black-hearted pirate ship and I would have you keel-hauled if you weren't me own flesh and blood you little twit! So you don't like plunderin' aye?.....
(Twit)

I don't like it.....
(Captain)

And you don't want no treasurin' ah?.....
(Twit)

I don't want it.....
(Captain)

And you probably don't want no groggin' and revelin' and wrenchin' and rummin' either I suppose?
(Twit)

Well, deep down....you want to know the truth? It's not me, I don't want it.....
(Captain)

Well, what do you want...as if I didn't already bleein know?
(Twit)

I want to sing and dance and.....
(Captain)

I know, I know...and wear your tight little shiny pants. Huh! Okay...we'll all sing and dance (pirates grumble)... I said we'll all sing and dance (pirates grumble)... Or you'll walk the plank,...one - two - free
(Chorus in pirates' voices)
Chorus I want to sing and dance, I want to sing and dance
I want to be a pirate in the Pirates of Penzance
Wear me silver-buckled slippers and me tight shiny pants
I want to sing and dance
(Over chorus, you hear the Captain and twit's voice say)
(Twit)

I like it....I like it
(Captain)

I kinda like it me own self
(Twit)

Thought you would

Sixteen men on a dead man's chest...yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

(Twit)

I don't like rum...
(Captain)

You don't like rum?
(Twit)

Well no, actually...well, I might like a little Perrier
(Captain)

A little Perrier?
(Twit)

With a lime in it...
(Captain)

A lime in it?..... He wants a lime in it.....
(Twit)

Well, do you have any Escargot?
(Captain)

Escar..what?
(Twit)

What's the soup today?...
(Captain)

Soup!?
(Twit)

Might have a bit of a salad too!...
(Captain)

Well, how about a bleeding fingerbowl?
(Twit)

Maybe a croissant!...Is that right? Those French make everything so hard! Why didn't they just call it a bun?


(fade out)

:rotflmao: Whats that a pirate-y of?

its actualy a song by Ray Stevens. Download it, its funny.

its actualy a song by Ray Stevens. Download it, its funny.
Ah LOL


See what I posted?

Ah LOL


See what I posted?

Yeah :lol:

Yeah :lol:
Awesome, both?

Yep both of em.

Yep both of em.
Awesome!

Listened to Blow Me Down too?

If you wanna vote on thoset two paordies


www.amiright.com/parody/80s/thompsontwins9.shtml


and



www.amiright.com/parody/80s/bonjovi57.shtml

I always miss this day. God damn.

Here's a picture of my girlfriend, Sally the crazy pirate lady. She talks like a pirate all the time and it annoys me. One time i threw her sword away and she built a new one out of aluminum foil just to make me mad...It worked.


http://www.ursulascostumes.com/Adult/01547_GOTHIC_PIRATE_LADY.jpg

Arrrrr. :lol: