View Full Version : "Tomkitten's" 'first poop' goes on display in New York


PrettyinPink55
09-02-2006, 11:05 AM
Wed Aug 30, 5:24 PM ET

NEW YORK (AFP) - Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have yet to show their baby daughter off in public, but eager fans were given an unusual preview with the chance to see a bronze cast depicting her first solid stool.


The scatological sculpture -- more doodoo than Dada -- is purportedly cast from 19-week old Suri's first bowel movement and will be shown at the Capla Kesting gallery in Brooklyn, New York, before being auctioned off for charity.

The artist behind the work, Daniel Edwards, previously courted controversy with a life-size nude sculpture of pop star Britney Spears giving birth on a bearskin rug. That work was shown at the same gallery in April.

"A bronzed cast of baby's first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family," gallery director David Kesting said, adding that he hoped the work would attract bids of up to 25 or 30,000 dollars.

The sculpture, which sits on a wooden mounting with a glass casing, is to be sold on eBay next month with proceeds from the sale going to infant health charity March Of Dimes.

As of Wednesday it had attracted a top bid of 41 dollars.

"Mission: Impossible" star Cruise and Holmes announced Suri's birth in April. The entertainment press, which dubbed the pair "TomKat," has shown a seemingly insatiable appetite for news of the pair and their "TomKitten."

A spokeman for the couple was not immediately available Wednesday to comment on the sculpture.

PrettyinPink55
09-02-2006, 11:06 AM
ABSOLUTELY NUTS!!!!!! :eek:

Ireneparalegal
09-02-2006, 11:21 AM
One word to the sculptor: Mecronium!

Mr. Television
09-02-2006, 11:30 AM
sickning.

dlemond
09-02-2006, 11:41 AM
One word to the sculptor: Mecronium!

Yes, that's true. Been there.

Maybe they are talking about the actual first solid stool.

Anyway, for any wackjob celebrity there is apparently at least one demented artist who is willing to kiss ass in any way, shape, or uhh , form.


I'm just hoping that Tom Cruise endorses this, so that his place in kookdum is sealed.

Ireneparalegal
09-02-2006, 11:53 AM
Why doesn't someone just slap a pile of s**t in his face? You know how some well-known people get pies in their face? Same difference...different smell.

PrettyinPink55
09-02-2006, 12:11 PM
Why doesn't someone just slap a pile of s**t in his face? You know how some well-known people get pies in their face? Same difference...different smell.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Now I'm not opposed to that!!!

80sTrivia
09-04-2006, 07:56 AM
Just how did this guy obtain the alleged stool sample? Dumpster Diving for Dirty Diapers... truly disgusting... :barf:

TheLandfordLunchBox
09-12-2006, 04:13 AM
disgusting.