I'm a little reluctant to put this on here, but I'll give it a try.

For some dumb reason, my brain made up these lyrics for the "Sanford & Son" theme.

OK... :blush: <ahem> here goes...

Starting at the intro:

(It's Fred G. Sanford.)
(It's Fred G. Sanforrrrrrd... and sonnnnn...)

Fred G. Sanford
Fred G. Sanford and his son
Fred G. Sanford
Fred G. Sanford and his son
Fred G. Sanford and his dum-my son
Expertly played by, the great Demond Wilson...

As long as I don't press the submit button, I guess I'll be allright.

That was funny .. how about this

His name is Sanford
Fred G. Sanford and his lives with his sonny
And the sonny is a dummy

He Moved form St. Louis to Watts
Anything you want to buy you know he's got