Does anyone know what happened to Kelly? She hasn't been around here in over three weeks. I'm starting to worry that something may have happened to her.

I have no clue. I am VERY WORRIED. I went to her Nancy board and she hasn't been there either. She hasn't been to myspace since the first week of August. KELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I haven't seen her on MySpace either, like Irene said. She usually always posts bulletins.

I hope everything is okay!!! :(

I remember she said she was moving into a new house, you cnat ezxactly do that in a week and have internet :lol: takes time


Or maybe she has a job so she can make big bucks and bu ystock in the Heinz Tomato Ketchup comapny :lol:

I hope so. I really hope nothing bad or major happened to her.

Yeah, she was moving, wasn't she? You'd think she would have said something though, like, bye guys, I'll be back in a few weeks.

Yeah but she hasn't been on Myspace since August 4th, thats almost a month!!

I hope she's okay. :(

Yeah, I hope she's okay. It's not like her to not mention her whereabouts.

I hope she's ok, wherever she is :)

EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bighug:

I missed you all so much!!!

RIGHT when I posted about me moving into a new house, my computer went bazerk, AGAIN! I had no way of contacting everyone here about where I was. I'm fine, but it took forever to get my computer back. We just picked it up today and I can go on with my life FINALLY! :D Omg I haven't been here in a month, WHAT'S GOING ON?? Gimme the scoop!

EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bighug:

I missed you all so much!!!

RIGHT when I posted about me moving into a new house, my computer went bazerk, AGAIN! I had no way of contacting everyone here about where I was. I'm fine, but it took forever to get my computer back. We just picked it up today and I can go on with my life FINALLY! :D Omg I haven't been here in a month, WHAT'S GOING ON?? Gimme the scoop!
WHOO HOO...MY CHICA IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!! I MISSED YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D :D :D :D

EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bighug:

I missed you all so much!!!

RIGHT when I posted about me moving into a new house, my computer went bazerk, AGAIN! I had no way of contacting everyone here about where I was. I'm fine, but it took forever to get my computer back. We just picked it up today and I can go on with my life FINALLY! :D Omg I haven't been here in a month, WHAT'S GOING ON?? Gimme the scoop!
WELCOME BACK!

EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bighug:

I missed you all so much!!!

RIGHT when I posted about me moving into a new house, my computer went bazerk, AGAIN! I had no way of contacting everyone here about where I was. I'm fine, but it took forever to get my computer back. We just picked it up today and I can go on with my life FINALLY! :D Omg I haven't been here in a month, WHAT'S GOING ON?? Gimme the scoop!
Welcome back!!!!! Yes, everyone was wondering what had happened. Good to see you are okay.....and back in groove! :D

welcome back kelly i know what its like to be without a computer i didnt have net access for about 7 months a couple of years ago and i was really bored :wave:

Hey, it is great to see you back, Kelly. I was afraid that you were never coming back. It would not have been the same without you. :)

I'm glad you're safe and sound Kelly. We've missed you. Welcome back. :wave:

Welcome back! :wave: I don't think I'd be able to live that long without computer access!! Oh how sad is that?

Thanks everyone! It's nice to know people are thinking about you! :D:wave:

EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bighug:

I missed you all so much!!!

RIGHT when I posted about me moving into a new house, my computer went bazerk, AGAIN! I had no way of contacting everyone here about where I was. I'm fine, but it took forever to get my computer back. We just picked it up today and I can go on with my life FINALLY! :D Omg I haven't been here in a month, WHAT'S GOING ON?? Gimme the scoop!
I dont wanna know what you did with kethcup bottles during your absence, or do I? ;)

I dont wanna know what you did with kethcup bottles during your absence, or do I? ;)
Well, let's just say, I was REALLY bored! :D;) :p

Well, let's just say, I was REALLY bored! :D;) :p
OK!:D


I also just suspected that sicne you were moving and it takes a hwile you just dcided to take a break


LOL
Kelly : oh, yeah HEINZ!!! COME ON HEINZIE!!! COME ON KETCHUP! I DONT CARE IF YOURE 57 GET ON MY BEEF! OOH WHERES THE BEEF? Oh yeah whats that site I go to? Sitcoms Ketchup? Sitcoms Online? YEAH THATS IT! Il lgo there after Im done with you


*a month later*


Better go to that site

OK!:D


I also just suspected that sicne you were moving and it takes a hwile you just dcided to take a break


LOL
Kelly : oh, yeah HEINZ!!! COME ON HEINZIE!!! COME ON KETCHUP! I DONT CARE IF YOURE 57 GET ON MY BEEF! OOH WHERES THE BEEF? Oh yeah whats that site I go to? Sitcoms Ketchup? Sitcoms Online? YEAH THATS IT! Il lgo there after Im done with you


*a month later*


Better go to that site

:lol: :brent Now I know what I've missed so much! :)

:lol: :brent Now I know what I've missed so much! :)
LOL ok!

There are some really weird people here. :lol:

There are some really weird people here. :lol:
:lol: Thanks Mike ,although, youre just now realizing that?

There are some really weird people here. :lol:
All hail whackos!

:lol: Thanks Mike ,although, youre just now realizing that?

I've always been kind of a slow learner, Jack. :lol:

All hail whackos!

:seeya:

:lol:

All hail whackos!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!:woohoo: I AM PROUD TO BE A WHACKO!!!!!!


Kelly: Could one of oyu whackos gimme the freakin KETCHUP?


Jack: Sure!


*gives her ketchup but that label Heinz 157.....Years old, Meaning Its Litearally that old*


Kelly: I said HEINZ 57!


Joe: Ok then! *shares Ketchup with Kelly*


Jack: Ok, I think we got it


TF: Yup

*they leave as other ketchup bottles are shown all of a sudden Nacy McKeon shows up*


Nancy: Here it is

Tootie: This makes me a saaaaaaaaaaaaaad panda, but I want it anyways!

Geez, thanks a lot for that image. :lol: j/k

Tell me about it. :lol:

Geez, thanks a lot for that image. :lol: j/k
:lol:

Geez, thanks a lot for that image. :lol: j/k
:lol:

LOL maybe tomorrow Ill have my partners in crime co-mess with you people

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!:woohoo: I AM PROUD TO BE A WHACKO!!!!!!


Kelly: Could one of oyu whackos gimme the freakin KETCHUP?


Jack: Sure!


*gives her ketchup but that label Heinz 157.....Years old, Meaning Its Litearally that old*


Kelly: I said HEINZ 57!


Joe: Ok then! *shares Ketchup with Kelly*


Jack: Ok, I think we got it


TF: Yup

*they leave as other ketchup bottles are shown all of a sudden Nacy McKeon shows up*


Nancy: Here it is

Tootie: This makes me a saaaaaaaaaaaaaad panda, but I want it anyways!
:rotflmao: :lol: :yourock: :brent :brent

This site is dead tonight. I think the four of us are the only ones here. :lol:

Wow, it is 12:46. :eek: This is the latest I have been up in a loooong time. :lol:

:rotflmao: :lol: :yourock: :brent :brent
LOL

I take it oyu read Tootie's posts in our thread? LOL

This site is dead tonight. I think the four of us are the only ones here. :lol:

Wow, it is 12:46. :eek: This is the latest I have been up in a loooong time. :lol:
No we're not really

No we're not really

Maybe we just scared everyone away. :lol:

*looks around*

I'm the only one here. :eek:

I'm here.


I thought that everyone had left me. :lol: It made me feel like no one likes me anymore. :lol: ;)

Kelly Ketchup is here! :D

KELLY KETCH UP IN

THE CASE OF THE MISSING KETCHUP BOTTLE

Kelly: The ketchup is gone :(

Jack: What? Some jerkazoid stole your ketchup?



Joe: WHAT WHO TOOK THE KETCHUP? We've been running this All Ketchup Store for years now!


Joe: Youre right, we need to get someone on the case

Jack: We need to find someone..sort of smart, not really dim wittered, but not a real dumb phuc

Joe: I know just the man

Jack: Are you are you thinking who Im thinking?

Kelly: Is it?

All 3: INSPECTOR TF

*A hard rock version of The Pink Panther theme plays as TF is shows walkign in an alley*

TF: *sees the,*: What do you need?

Jack: Someone stole the ketchup?

TF: Oh who? Some scurvy son of a bitch?


Joe: Yes!


Jack: OK!

Mike: THE KETCHUP IS GONE!

TF : i know, Im on it, when Im asked something, I do it, I get **** done quciker than...well Il get this done quciker than anything

Joe: You procrastinate on everything

TF: This is ketchup bottles

Joe: Yeah

Jack: Ditto

Kelly: WHO?

TF: Elementary my dears, elementary

*later*

*aguy is shown in a room with ketchup bottles*

Man: OH YEAH! I GOT DA KETCHUP BOTTLES UP IN HERE!
Oh yeah theyre never gonna get them back

TF: YOU!!!!!!!!

Man: AAAAAH INSPECTOR

TF: Why did you steal every bottle of ketchup from.....The All Ketchup Mart?

Man: I dont know

TF: WHAT DO OYU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW?!?!?!?!?!

Man: I...

TF: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!?!?!?

Man : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH *coniutes screaming as T's shadow hovers over him*

TF ; GIVE...BACK...THE KETCHUP

*later*

TF: Heres your ketchup

Asian Man; Ive been wiarting all my ife for an all ketchup store!


All : You got it!



..A preview of the next episode


James Avery:AGIMME THE KETCHUP
Nancy McKeon: NO!

LOL imagine people looknig in this thread tomorrow going: THE HEL?!?!?!?! when they see these lOL

KELLY KETCH UP IN

THE CASE OF THE MISSING KETCHUP BOTTLE

Kelly: The ketchup is gone :(

Jack: What? Some jerkazoid stole your ketchup?



Joe: WHAT WHO TOOK THE KETCHUP? We've been running this All Ketchup Store for years now!


Joe: Youre right, we need to get someone on the case

Jack: We need to find someone..sort of smart, not really dim wittered, but not a real dumb phuc

Joe: I know just the man

Jack: Are you are you thinking who Im thinking?

Kelly: Is it?

All 3: INSPECTOR TF

*A hard rock version of The Pink Panther theme plays as TF is shows walkign in an alley*

TF: *sees the,*: What do you need?

Jack: Someone stole the ketchup?

TF: Oh who? Some scurvy son of a bitch?


Joe: Yes!


Jack: OK!

Mike: THE KETCHUP IS GONE!

TF : i know, Im on it, when Im asked something, I do it, I get **** done quciker than...well Il get this done quciker than anything

Joe: You procrastinate on everything

TF: This is ketchup bottles

Joe: Yeah

Jack: Ditto

Kelly: WHO?

TF: Elementary my dears, elementary

*later*

*aguy is shown in a room with ketchup bottles*

Man: OH YEAH! I GOT DA KETCHUP BOTTLES UP IN HERE!
Oh yeah theyre never gonna get them back

TF: YOU!!!!!!!!

Man: AAAAAH INSPECTOR

TF: Why did you steal every bottle of ketchup from.....The All Ketchup Mart?

Man: I dont know

TF: WHAT DO OYU MEAN YOU DONT KNOW?!?!?!?!?!

Man: I...

TF: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!?!?!?

Man : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH *coniutes screaming as T's shadow hovers over him*

TF ; GIVE...BACK...THE KETCHUP

*later*

TF: Heres your ketchup

Asian Man; Ive been wiarting all my ife for an all ketchup store!


All : You got it!



..A preview of the next episode


James Avery:AGIMME THE KETCHUP
Nancy McKeon: NO!


What the heck, I don't even get one love scene with Nancy. :mad: :lol:

LOL imagine people looknig in this thread tomorrow going: THE HEL?!?!?!?! when they see these lOL
:rofl:

What the heck, I don't even get one love scene with Nancy. :mad: :lol:
In part 2 you do, after you guys fight off James Avery for the ketchup

:rofl:
LOL


If only my fellow Smurftractors invaded this thread with me tonight it woulda been crazy! LOL

In part 2 you do, after you guys fight off James Avery for the ketchup

:rofl:

LOL


If only my fellow Smurftractors invaded this thread with me tonight it woulda been crazy! LOL

I can imagine. :lol:

:rofl:
LOL
Why James Avery? I dont know butJames Avery trying to steal ketchup is hilarious to me

I can imagine. :lol:
:lol:

Tomorrow SMURFTRACTORS ASSEMBLE!!!!!

LOL
Why James Avery? I dont know butJames Avery trying to steal ketchup is hilarious to me
You know something hilarious? James Avery and Nancy McKeon's character's HATED each other in "The Division"!!! In the end, James Avery got shot, we couldn't be more thrilled. NO ONE PICKS ON NANCY!:mad:

You know something hilarious? James Avery and Nancy McKeon's character's HATED each other in "The Division"!!! In the end, James Avery got shot, we couldn't be more thrilled. NO ONE PICKS ON NANCY!:mad:
LOL you mean they were both on there? LOL

LOL you mean they were both on there? LOL
YEP! Didn't know that did ya? Hehe

NO ONE PICKS ON NANCY!:mad:

Except for Blair, of course. :lol:

YEP! Didn't know that did ya? Hehe
:lol: Nope

Except for Blair, of course. :lol:
LOL JAMES AVERY AS BLAIR

LOL JAMES AVERY AS BLAIR
OMG I'll be right back!!! :idea:

Just wait for tomorrow, I have a plan :lol:

OMG I'll be right back!!! :idea:
LOL James Avery in a dress

LOL JAMES AVERY AS BLAIR

That is messed up. :lol:

Lisa would NOT be amused.

That is messed up. :lol:

Lisa would NOT be amused.
:lol: Thats the whole point

Well, this old guy needs to get to bed. :lol:

I hope all three of you have a great night. :) :bye:

Well, this old guy needs to get to bed. :lol:

I hope all three of you have a great night. :) :bye:
:wave:

One of these days I will have to get around to renting FOL on dvd. Then I will know what you guys are actually talking about. :lol:
:lol: Ive never seen it either, but juts the thought of James Avery as Blair fihgting with Nancy McKeon over a bottle of ketchup is HILARIOUS

LOL seriosuly Kelly if you wanna join us in our random therads one day thatd be cool, its what Ive been doing here times like 13

LOL seriosuly Kelly if you wanna join us in our random therads one day thatd be cool, its what Ive been doing here times like 13
and Mike and Jen too if they want

And now....
































The Facts of Life.....





















Are all about...



















JAMES AVERY!

LOL seriosuly Kelly if you wanna join us in our random therads one day thatd be cool, its what Ive been doing here times like 13
That'd be great! What one?

LOL
Why James Avery? I dont know butJames Avery trying to steal ketchup is hilarious to me

How's about Steven Seagal? I hear he loves to steal ketchup bottles.

And now....
































The Facts of Life.....





















Are all about...



















JAMES AVERY!

I'd second that one.

The one.............














The only.....................

















Steven Seagal!!!

And also, welcome back to the boards, Kelly. People thought they'd never see you again.

And now....
































The Facts of Life.....





















Are all about...



















JAMES AVERY! :rotflmao:

Presh Pricne of Blair

I'd second that one.

The one.............














The only.....................

















Steven Seagal!!!:rotflmao:

You take the good (Nancy McKeon/Jo)Yay!


You take the bad (Jo suddenly being surrounded by Chuck Norris as Blair, Steven Seagal as Natalie, Vin Diesel as Tootie and Sylvester Stallone as Mrs. G, and don't even ask me about the really strange dude behing the window. Did he stalk Ferris Bueler and harrass Howard the Duck? LOL)

You take this pic and what do you have:

You take the good (Nancy McKeon/Jo)Yay!


You take the bad (Jo suddenly being surrounded by Chuck Norris as Blair, Steven Seagal as Natalie, Vin Diesel as Tootie and Sylvester Stallone as Mrs. G, and don't even ask me about the really strange dude behing the window. Did he stalk Ferris Bueler and harrass Howard the Duck? LOL)

You take this pic and what do you have:
:rotflmao, Guys I think we have a new Smurftractor on our hands

The ultimate case of Nancy McKeon and her adventuring quest thru the lands of Vvardenfell for the lost Bottle of Ketchup, featuring Blair Warner and Don LaFontaine as the voice of Blair Warner. LOL
(Note: To truly understand this twist of fate, one would have had to or even still play Morrowind on the PC or XBox to know where the locations are.)(Also note: Don LaFontain is the god-like voice you hear when viewing theater box office trailers. He was also featured on the Geico commercials recently, parodying himself.)LOL

Okay, so I haven't built up the epic adventure leading up to the climax scene, yet, but I'll have to work on it.

The scenes leading immediately to the climax.

Nancy McKeon just happened upon the ruins of Bal Fell and explored deep into the ruins very corridors, coming to the very ends and coming upon the very prized bottle of Ketchup she loves so dear, only to confront her nemesis Blair Warner, again, only some great evil was posessing Blair's soul thus causing her voice to sound like the great invisible box office announcer Don LaFontaine.

Blair(with Don LaFontain's thunderously-deep voice): Give me the Ketchup, now!

Nancy McKeon: Nooooooooo! Never! It was stolen from me, now I reclaim my ketchup. There's only one place this bottle of ketchup belongs. In my private museum!

Blair(Still with deep voice): Yes, Nancy McKeon, well so do you!



Nancy McKeon: You'll still never get the Ketchup from me.

To be continued.

Thanks everyone for the welcomes back!! :)

LOVE the pictures! I say this thread becomes my official thread! Anything ketchup or Nancy goes here! :)

I'll post some pics here based on the little story I created(see post #83).:D

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i276/JNSBSB/6668f690.jpg
^Nancy begins her quest to reclaim her bottle of ketchup.^

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i276/JNSBSB/c08f88fd.jpg
^Nancy hacks and slashes and battles her way thru the hostile lands of Vvardenfell on her way to reclaiming her bottle of Ketchup.^

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i276/JNSBSB/31e78d7b.jpg
(Note: Nancy is a little hard to see in this pic.)^Nancy has finally came upon her stolen bottle of Ketchup. Yay! But wait. She suddenly hears something and the ground starts to shake violently and a deeply thunderous voice that sounds exactly like the movie theater trailer dude Don LaFontain's voice suddenly is heard.^

Boss Battle time!

Nancy: Oh no!
The Giant Robot Blair: (In an un-blairlike voice) Give me the bottle of Ketchup!
Nancy: Never!
Giant robot Blair: Give me the bottle of Ketchup or else!
Nancy: You'll have to pry it out of my cold-dead hands!
Giant Robot Blair: Then you must pay!
Narrater: (Michael Buffers voice) Llllletttt the battttttllllle, Begin!
:eek: http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i276/JNSBSB/34905ed6.jpg:eek:
Nancy draws out a dark-green sword and starts hacking away at the legs of the giant robot, slowly bringing it down while quickly dodging it's huge pounding fists.
:confused: Well, we'll never know what'll happen next.:confused: Let's just say this.
:D Have you ever heard 55 tons of solid brass metal come crashing down and a blonde haired human controller running away from a door that looks like her face?:D

I'll post some pics here based on the little story I created(see post #83).:D

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i276/JNSBSB/6668f690.jpg
^Nancy begins her quest to reclaim her bottle of ketchup.^

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i276/JNSBSB/c08f88fd.jpg
^Nancy hacks and slashes and battles her way thru the hostile lands of Vvardenfell on her way to reclaiming her bottle of Ketchup.^

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i276/JNSBSB/31e78d7b.jpg
(Note: Nancy is a little hard to see in this pic.)^Nancy has finally came upon her stolen bottle of Ketchup. Yay! But wait. She suddenly hears something and the ground starts to shake violently and a deeply thunderous voice that sounds exactly like the movie theater trailer dude Don LaFontain's voice suddenly is heard.^

Boss Battle time!

Nancy: Oh no!
The Giant Robot Blair: (In an un-blairlike voice) Give me the bottle of Ketchup!
Nancy: Never!
Giant robot Blair: Give me the bottle of Ketchup or else!
Nancy: You'll have to pry it out of my cold-dead hands!
Giant Robot Blair: Then you must pay!
Narrater: (Michael Buffers voice) Llllletttt the battttttllllle, Begin!
:eek: http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i276/JNSBSB/34905ed6.jpg:eek:
Nancy draws out a dark-green sword and starts hacking away at the legs of the giant robot, slowly bringing it down while quickly dodging it's huge pounding fists.
:confused: Well, we'll never know what'll happen next.:confused: Let's just say this.
:D Have you ever heard 55 tons of solid brass metal come crashing down and a blonde haired human controller running away from a door that looks like her face?:D

That is SO cool. :cool:

My response to the question, What happened to Kelly Ketchup, was gonna be: I used up the last of her on my hot dog. :lol: I saw how concerned everyone was though, and so I didn't say that, cause I didn't want to sound insensitive. It was a lame joke anyhow. LOL!! Anyway, it's nice to see you back Kelly!!

My response to the question, What happened to Kelly Ketchup, was gonna be: I used up the last of her on my hot dog. :lol: !
LOL, I bet thats what her boyfreind woulda said! WOOO!

My response to the question, What happened to Kelly Ketchup, was gonna be: I used up the last of her on my hot dog. :lol: I saw how concerned everyone was though, and so I didn't say that, cause I didn't want to sound insensitive. It was a lame joke anyhow. LOL!! Anyway, it's nice to see you back Kelly!!
:lol: :lol: Thanks Mel!!

:lol: :lol: Thanks Mel!!

You're welcome Kelly. ;) :D