"What Would You Do If...." Survey
Answer these questions with your own answers to these "if" scenarios, if you are bored.

-You were riding a rollercoaster and someone throws up all over you:

-Someone you know was at the same wedding you were and you were the flower girl/ring boy:

-You were at the zoo for your little sibling’s birthday party and your crush was there with his girlfriend:

-You were walking in the lunchroom to your seat, drop a banana, slip and fall and then everyone starts laughing at you:

-You yell at your younger brother, but wait...that's not really your brother:

-You farted in class and it was silent reading time:

-You were at a basketball game and you were sitting in a crowd rooting for the other team and then you yell "GO COUGARS", while the guy is shooting a foul shot:

-You were at the movies with your friend and your crush was behind you, but then the old people in front of you kept telling you to be quiet, but you didn't so they went and told and you had to sit in the back:

-You were at a club while your parents were out and your crush was there and everything was fine, but then you soon find out that that was the same place your parents went out that night:

-You fainted in front of a celebrity:

-You wanted your hair blonde, but the lady accidentally dyed it purple:

-You ordered these hott shoes but ended up getting these elderly woman shoes:

-You sprained your ankle, and it was only the beginning of the season:

-Your boyfriend//girlfriend cried on your shoulder:

-Your friend needs advice, but you have NO idea what to tell her/him, and if you don't say anything, she'll/he'll get mad at you:

-You painted your nails yellow when you thought it was black but you couldn't tell only because there was NO light when you did it:

-Your boyfriend/girlfriend dumps you at your WEDDING!!:

-Your dog embarrassed you by barking too much. Then it took a turd on your crushes' lawn:

-You peed your pants because you were so nervous on stage:

-You threw up in front of everyone at your school on stage:

-You pooped in the school toilet and all the stalls were filled up with other people waiting in line and it wouldn't flush:

-You had a crush on your brother's friend and he saw you naked while he was waiting for your brother in the hall while you just opened the door getting out of the shower:

-You had to take showers in the locker room and you never knew the opposite sex could see you guys taking it through a crack:

-You dropped your wallet while walking to the snack bar and a guy picked it up so when you went back to look for it, you didn't have any money left:

-Your dog peed on your favorite outfit:

-You overflowed the toilet…at your crushes' house:

-You got signed with Nike, lost your credit card, then couldn't be signed with them anymore:

-Your mom would call you by your childhood nickname in front or your whole class including the teacher:

-Everyone called you a loser only because you just got glasses:

-You kissed your boyfriend//girlfriend and the next day everyone was saying you were gross because you were too young to do that:

You were riding a rollercoaster and someone throws up all over you:

Throw up all over them.

-Someone you know was at the same wedding you were and you were the flower girl/ring boy:


I'm 25, so I really doubt I'll be able to be anybody's flower girl.

-You were at the zoo for your little sibling’s birthday party and your crush was there with his girlfriend:

I'd say hi and invite them over for some cake and ice cream.

-You were walking in the lunchroom to your seat, drop a banana, slip and fall and then everyone starts laughing at you:

My co-workers and I would just joke about it and move on.

-You yell at your younger brother, but wait...that's not really your brother:

I don't have a brother.

-You farted in class and it was silent reading time:

The kids will be saying "Guess what Miss 'Homeriffic' did during class?" at recess.

-You were at a basketball game and you were sitting in a crowd rooting for the other team and then you yell "GO COUGARS", while the guy is shooting a foul shot:

Why would I be at a basketball game?

-You were at the movies with your friend and your crush was behind you, but then the old people in front of you kept telling you to be quiet, but you didn't so they went and told and you had to sit in the back:


I'd rather be seen at a baskteball game than at the movie theater.

-You were at a club while your parents were out and your crush was there and everything was fine, but then you soon find out that that was the same place your parents went out that night:

Again, I'm 25, so it really wouldn't matter.

-You fainted in front of a celebrity:

Most likely, I fainted from boredom.

-You wanted your hair blonde, but the lady accidentally dyed it purple:

I know I will never go to that place again.

-You ordered these hott shoes but ended up getting these elderly woman shoes:

I'd call the manager and ask them to fix the problem.

-You sprained your ankle, and it was only the beginning of the season:

D'OH!!!

-Your boyfriend//girlfriend cried on your shoulder:

I wish I could have this problem.

-Your friend needs advice, but you have NO idea what to tell her/him, and if you don't say anything, she'll/he'll get mad at you:

Tell them I'm sorry but I honestly don't know what to tell them and suggest finding someone who can help.

-You painted your nails yellow when you thought it was black but you couldn't tell only because there was NO light when you did it:

Why would I paint my nails in the dark?

-Your boyfriend/girlfriend dumps you at your WEDDING!!:

Stick him with the bill.

-Your dog embarrassed you by barking too much. Then it took a turd on your crushes' lawn:

Just clean up the poop.

-You peed your pants because you were so nervous on stage:

Go on hoping nobody will notice.

-You threw up in front of everyone at your school on stage:

The kids will be saying to their friends "Did you see what Miss 'Homeriffic' did up on stage?"

-You pooped in the school toilet and all the stalls were filled up with other people waiting in line and it wouldn't flush:


Keep trying. Sometimes, it takes a few flushes to get it all down.

-You had a crush on your brother's friend and he saw you naked while he was waiting for your brother in the hall while you just opened the door getting out of the shower:

Don't have a brother.

-You had to take showers in the locker room and you never knew the opposite sex could see you guys taking it through a crack:


I'd throw a stinkbomb in the men's locker room.

-You dropped your wallet while walking to the snack bar and a guy picked it up so when you went back to look for it, you didn't have any money left:

Contact the authorities.

-Your dog peed on your favorite outfit:


Stick the outfit in the wash.

-You overflowed the toilet…at your crushes' house:

Clean it up.

-You got signed with Nike, lost your credit card, then couldn't be signed with them anymore:

What?

-Your mom would call you by your childhood nickname in front or your whole class including the teacher:

Any kid who repeated that name to me would not be going to recess for the rest of the week.

-Everyone called you a loser only because you just got glasses:

I'd remind myself that I am special in God's eyes and not let those losers dictate how I feel.

-You kissed your boyfriend//girlfriend and the next day everyone was saying you were gross because you were too young to do that.

I doubt that would be much of a problem anymore.