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We'll definitely use this next. :lol:

We'll definitely use this next. :lol:
Ugh I had a title, but my mind went blank. :grr:

I was about to ask "Who's Doctor Troy?" :lol:

I was about to ask "Who's Doctor Troy?" :lol:
Nip Tuck. He's played by Julian McMahon

dem whores is UP

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OMG. It's the bad day clip on the daily show :rofl: Wait til the end. OMG I died when I first saw this. :rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3EcjxWDSOk

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LOL I love that smiley.

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I like how like...half his head is cut off when he turns to the right

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OMG that was amazing. :rofl:

I've been following that Ramsey case for the past 5 years. I'm glad it's finally coming to a close. (or so it seems.)

loill===d

OMG that was amazing. :rofl:
You need to watch the daily show and colbert report man :mrtarver:

I've been following that Ramsey case for the past 5 years. I'm glad it's finally coming to a close. (or so it seems.)
I can't believe they finally know who did it. I remember seeing the first article about it in the newspaper/enquirer.. years ago.. like 7 years ago at least lol

So sick is playing

I've been following that Ramsey case for the past 5 years. I'm glad it's finally coming to a close. (or so it seems.)
I never closely followed it but I remember watching different specials on TV that detailed everything that happened. I was really suprised the other day when I was watching the news and I heard some guy confessed that he did it. I'm interested in seeing how it all pans out. :grr:

I can't believe they finally know who did it. I remember seeing the first article about it in the newspaper/enquirer.. years ago.. like 7 years ago at least lol
The murder took place in 1996, so I think the first article came out in early 1997.

I love how rude he is to his guests omg :rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9Jat-NLtq0&mode=related&search=

I can't believe they finally know who did it. I remember seeing the first article about it in the newspaper/enquirer.. years ago.. like 7 years ago at least lol
It's so sad how the majority of the public thought of the family as these horrible people who killed her even her brother ohno:

I've been following that Ramsey case for the past 5 years. I'm glad it's finally coming to a close. (or so it seems.)
Yeahh, I remember when it first happened. She was only a year younger than me and my mom always flipped over that stuff. It started with the Sarah Ann Wood case and my mom's family got all paranoid about that stuff.

I never closely followed it but I remember watching different specials on TV that detailed everything that happened. I was really suprised the other day when I was watching the news and I heard some guy confessed that he did it. I'm interested in seeing how it all pans out. :grr:
That story sorta traumatized me after I started following it. I'd spend months thinking about it and being curious. If someone even mentioned it, I'd get sorta scared. Even thought it scared me, I couldn't help but keep up with it.

The murder took place in 1996, so I think the first article came out in early 1997.
Oooh right. I'm just surprised it's being solved. Like 2 months ago I remember telling my mom that they're never going to solve this case.

It's so sad how the majority of the public thought of the family as these horrible people who killed her even her brother ohno:
aww they just wanna sell more newspapers

:wave:

It's so sad how the majority of the public thought of the family as these horrible people who killed her even her brother ohno:
Yeah i know. It's so sad the mom isn't even alive anymore to see it all ending. It's sad how she had to live for almost 10 years knowing that everyone thought she killed her own daughter.

That story sorta traumatized me after I started following it. I'd spend months thinking about it and being curious.
I remember first hearing about it, probably a couple years after it happened cause I was pretty little. I remember watching some re-enactment on TV with my dad about it and I was disturbed by it. Then a year or so ago, I saw some E! true hollywood story thing, I think it was.. and it was all about that case. I always wondered what really happened, and who did it. o_O

I remember first hearing about it, probably a couple years after it happened cause I was pretty little. I remember watching some re-enactment on TV with my dad about it and I was disturbed by it. Then a year or so ago, I saw some E! true hollywood story thing, I think it was.. and it was all about that case. I always wondered what really happened, and who did it. o_O
I remember watching a movie about it.. years ago. It showed the dad and his friend as the murderers though.

:happyface

I remember first hearing about it, probably a couple years after it happened cause I was pretty little. I remember watching some re-enactment on TV with my dad about it and I was disturbed by it. Then a year or so ago, I saw some E! true hollywood story thing, I think it was.. and it was all about that case. I always wondered what really happened, and who did it. o_O
Back in Spring '01 I was in bed and I happened to turn to Dateline or something like that and came across that episode. I ended up staying up late and watching it.


I remember watching a movie about it.. years ago. It showed the dad and his friend as the murderers though.
They made a movie out of it back in 2000. It came on the other day.

Yeah i know. It's so sad the mom isn't even alive anymore to see it all ending. It's sad how she had to live for almost 10 years knowing that everyone thought she killed her own daughter.
Yeah, but earlier I was watching the news and I heard her sister mention that she knew there was going to be an arrest soon, but she died before it actually happened. It's still sad, though.

You need to watch the daily show and colbert report man :mrtarver:
YES

I remember watching a movie about it.. years ago. It showed the dad and his friend as the murderers though.
That's a messed up thing to do, without even knowing...

I'm just disturbed that the one who admitted to doing it.. actually said he was in love with her and SHE was in love with him. How can she be in love at like 6 years old?

anyway yeah...i didnt really follow the case cause i was little but i remember hearing a little about it. its sad :/

I'm just disturbed that the one who admitted to doing it.. actually said he was in love with her and SHE was in love with him. How can she be in love at like 6 years old?
Are you serious? :grr:

Back in Spring '01 I was in bed and I happened to turn to Dateline or something like that and came across that episode. I ended up staying up late and watching it.
I get really interested in stuff like that. :grr: Almost everynight they're on I watch those things on MSNBC about murder cases and crap.

Yeah, but earlier I was watching the news and I heard her sister mention that she knew there was going to be an arrest soon, but she died before it actually happened. It's still sad, though.
I know. -__

That's a messed up thing to do, without even knowing...
Yeah. But I'm sure there were many different movies with many different endings.

Are you serious? :grr:
Yes. :grr:

I get really interested in stuff like that. :grr: Almost everynight they're on I watch those things on MSNBC about murder cases and crap.
i was interested in that stuff back in like 2002. i remember following that elizabeth smart case. wasn't she found?

anyway yeah...i didnt really follow the case cause i was little but i remember hearing a little about it. its sad :/
:nod: Yeah :(

i was interested in that stuff back in like 2002. i remember following that elizabeth smart case. wasn't she found?
Yeah she was

He also said he didn't kill her on purpose and that it was an accident. And tha the'd never kill her because he loved her and thought she was so beautiful. I watched it yesterday _*

I'm just disturbed that the one who admitted to doing it.. actually said he was in love with her and SHE was in love with him. How can she be in love at like 6 years old?
Obviously, he's just a sick pervert.. :grr: However, I don't really think it's right for 6 year olds to look like she did. With all that make up and stuff. You're kinda opening up the door for perverts like that guy to become obsessed with them. It's kind of sad that you have to look at it like that, but you can't overlook the fact there are creeps like that guy out there.

I get really interested in stuff like that. :grr: Almost everynight they're on I watch those things on MSNBC about murder cases and crap.
I wasn't like any normal 8 year old. :lol: I was watching the news and stuff back then. I did have a a handful of cartoons to watch though.

Obviously, he's just a sick pervert.. :grr: However, I don't really think it's right for 6 year olds to look like she did. With all that make up and stuff. You're kinda opening up the door for perverts like that guy to become obsessed with them. It's kind of sad that you have to look at it like that, but you can't overlook the fact there are creeps like that guy out there.
lol well, she did pageants though, didn't she? Aren't they required to wear makeup and stuff? Even at 6?

i was interested in that stuff back in like 2002. i remember following that elizabeth smart case. wasn't she found?
Yeah. I remember the exact day they started showing that. (6/12/02, I think) Anyway, she was like a couple of miles away from her house all along. I was also interested in that Chandra Levy case that occurred around that time too.

How is the guy who admitted to doing it related to the famiy anyways? Like was he friends with one of them? He'd still have to know the house pretty well to do what he did.

lol well, she did pageants though, didn't she? Aren't they required to wear makeup and stuff? Even at 6?
Yeah, exactly. I don't think 6 year olds should be in pageants. I REALLY doubt that little girl or any other one was interested in it. I'm sure she had 'stage parents'. -_-

How is the guy who admitted to doing it related to the famiy anyways? Like was he friends with one of them? He'd still have to know the house pretty well to do what he did.
I dunno, but some people have expressed suspicion on this guy. Like, they don't think he really did it.

Yeah, exactly. I don't think 6 year olds should be in pageants. I REALLY doubt that little girl or any other one was interested in it. I'm sure she had 'stage parents'. -_-
lol yeah, i really do doubt kids that young are interested in pageants, or care about being the 'prettiest' or 'most talented.' so i get whatyou're saying.

I dunno, but some people have expressed suspicion on this guy. Like, they don't think he really did it.
why would he admit to doing something he didn't do?

Yeah, I read an article and it said there's no evidence against the guy other than his confession...

why would he admit to doing something he didn't do?
that's what I'm wondering...

why would he admit to doing something he didn't do?
I really don't know, but at the same time it wouldn't suprise me. There are some messed up people out there, who would be 'proud' of doing something like that. Like those people who murder and want attention for their crimes, because it makes them feel powerful.

Yeah, I read an article and it said there's no evidence against the guy other than his confession...
lol there's not really any evidence period, pointing to anyone.

I really don't know, but at the same time it wouldn't suprise me. There are some messed up people out there, who would be 'proud' of doing something like that. Like those people who murder and want attention for their crimes, because it makes them feel powerful.
o_O sickos.

I really don't know, but at the same time it wouldn't suprise me. There are some messed up people out there, who would be 'proud' of doing something like that. Like those people who murder and want attention for their crimes, because it makes them feel powerful.
Yeah, but they actually DO the crimes. He doesn't have anything to be 'proud' of if he didn't actually do it. That's just weird.

o_O sickos.
:nod:

o_O sickos.
Yeah, really. O_O I just remember watching some show about people who murder and it was talking about how alot of them take pride in the stuff they did, or how they look up to other people who were murderers. Sick stuff.

Yeah, but they actually DO the crimes. He doesn't have anything to be 'proud' of if he didn't actually do it. That's just weird.
But obviously, everyone else would think he did. Get it?

Yeah, really. O_O I just remember watching some show about people who murder and it was talking about how alot of them take pride in the stuff they did, or how they look up to other people who were murderers. Sick stuff.
lol well duh they obviously take pride in what they did. if it didn't make them feel good, they wouldn't do it. It's disgusting though.

to me there's always been something not right about that case, like something's up...

But obviously, everyone else would think he did. Get it?
Yeah, but I just think most people who admit to doing things like that, actually did it.

lol well duh they obviously take pride in what they did. if it didn't make them feel good, they wouldn't do it. It's disgusting though.
that's not true, some people just go crazy and actually DO regret it after

lol well duh they obviously take pride in what they did. if it didn't make them feel good, they wouldn't do it. It's disgusting though.
Uh, some feel remorse afterwards. Or atleast claim to. So it's a bit different.

Yeah, really. O_O I just remember watching some show about people who murder and it was talking about how alot of them take pride in the stuff they did, or how they look up to other people who were murderers. Sick stuff.
that IS sick. it makes them proud that they killed someone and put their family though the worst pain imaginable? wonderful thing to be proud of. -_- sick losers.

that's not true, some people just go crazy and actually DO regret it after
:nod:

that IS sick. it makes them proud that they killed someone and put their family though the worst pain imaginable? wonderful thing to be proud of. -_- sick losers.
ohno:

to me there's always been something not right about that case, like something's up...
Whoever *REALLY* did it..s ure got away with it for a LONG time. And we're never going to know what really went on and who really did it. Because even though this guys admitting to it, some people still don't believe him and have differing opinions.

Yeah, really. O_O I just remember watching some show about people who murder and it was talking about how alot of them take pride in the stuff they did, or how they look up to other people who were murderers. Sick stuff.
Sick phucs

Whoever *REALLY* did it..s ure got away with it for a LONG time. And we're never going to know what really went on and who really did it. Because even though this guys admitting to it, some people still don't believe him and have differing opinions.
I dunno, I HOPE they solve it.

that IS sick. it makes them proud that they killed someone and put their family though the worst pain imaginable? wonderful thing to be proud of. -_- sick losers.
I know! ohno:

Whoever *REALLY* did it..s ure got away with it for a LONG time. And we're never going to know what really went on and who really did it. Because even though this guys admitting to it, some people still don't believe him and have differing opinions.
Um sorry, if you kill someone.. you're ****ed in the mind. I don't care if you went 'crazy' or regret it after. If you actually went through with something like that.. you're ****ed. And even though they 'regret' later.. they still feel pride for a little while after doing what they did.

wow, i think i'm in the wrong thread, is this the parlortricks board or WHAT?

wow, i think i'm in the wrong thread, is this the parlortricks board or WHAT?
It's not politics, it's new!!11 :happyface

wow, i think i'm in the wrong thread, is this the parlortricks board or WHAT?
:rofl:

wow, i think i'm in the wrong thread, is this the parlortricks board or WHAT?
How is this conversation political? LOL Assuming that's what you mean.

Um sorry, if you kill someone.. you're ****ed in the mind. I don't care if you went 'crazy' or regret it after. If you actually went through with something like that.. you're ****ed. And even though they 'regret' later.. they still feel pride for a little while after doing what they did.
I agree that they're ****ed in the head. But it's not always a pride thing

wow, i think i'm in the wrong thread, is this the parlortricks board or WHAT?
nope its the curivents board

wow, i think i'm in the wrong thread, is this the parlortricks board or WHAT?
:rotflmao:

CRAMPS. maybe what I was doing yesterday was pmsing

nope its the curivents board
LOL

CRAMPS. maybe what I was doing yesterday was pmsing
o.O u shu1d kno

o.O u shu1d kno
what

I saw a A TOAST TO WILLIAM ****NER, commercial yesterday.

I think I'm the only person in the world who hasn't gotten sick of Bad Day :lol:

parlortricks
:lol:

I saw a A TOAST TO WILLIAM ****NER, commercial yesterday.
toast or roast? :grr:

I think I'm the only person in the world who hasn't gotten sick of Bad Day :lol:
I still ike it!

I think I'm the only person in the world who hasn't gotten sick of Bad Day :lol:
I haven't. :happyface

toast or roast? :grr:
roast :grr:

I think I'm the only person in the world who hasn't gotten sick of Bad Day :lol:
:lol: Havent listened to it in a while, I got kidna sick of it LOL

toast or roast? :grr:
I can't wait to watch it despite the fact that there is gonna be a bunch of references that I won't get lolzdsjkaslftee hee

I saw the sexy luv by Neyo video yesterday. :grr:

I think Im the only person in the world who was larready sick of Youre Beautiful when they saw him peform on the Dane Cook SNL hsow

roast :grr:
shaMAZ hoor

I can't wait to watch it despite the fact that there is gonna be a bunch of references that I won't get lolzdsjkaslftee hee
Awesome av!:D

I haven't. :happyface
me too! *too lazy to quote ashlee's post*

I can't wait to watch it despite the fact that there is gonna be a bunch of references that I won't get lolzdsjkaslftee hee
haha same with me

shaMAZ hoor
:eek2:

I like that song but when I'm in a good mood it's all like "BITCH I SO DID NOT HAVE A BAD DAY!!11" :mrtarver:

LOL yeah I cnat wait for that roast either

I like that song but when I'm in a good mood it's all like "BITCH I SO DID NOT HAVE A BAD DAY!!11" :mrtarver:
Yeah I know LOL

haha same with me
Cept for his lovely trippy version of "Lucy in the sky". :rofl:

I like that song but when I'm in a good mood it's all like "BITCH I SO DID NOT HAVE A BAD DAY!!11" :mrtarver:
lozsl I don't get in enough good moods for that to be of concerrnnnnn[/emo

I have a nother quesiton

HWO LET THE DOGS OUT?

Cept for his lovely trippy version of "Lucy in the sky". :rofl:
:rofl: That was AMAMZING

I have a nother quesiton

HWO LET THE DOGS OUT?
Your mother, Jack.

Jpe, you missed my happy brithday wish to your dog, didnt you


HAPPY BRITHDAY RURRY!!!! :birthday: party:

I thought Pam's roast last yr was hilarious. I even stayed up til 2 to watch the uncensored version.

"she should have a show on vh1 called "I ****ed the 80s!" .

Your mother, Jack.
LOL yeah

I think I'm the only person in the world who hasn't gotten sick of Bad Day :lol:
never heard of it.

I thought Pam's roast last yr was hilarious. I even stayed up til 2 to watch the uncensored version.

"she should have a show on vh1 called "I ****ed the 80s!" .
:rotflmao:

I hate that Seasons in the Sun aong though I would rather take a massive crap then lsiten to massive crap

I have a nother quesiton

HWO LET THE DOGS OUT?
Whitley Streiber.

Jpe, you missed my happy brithday wish to your dog, didnt you


HAPPY BRITHDAY RURRY!!!! :birthday: party:
lol thanks! :D

Whitley Streiber.
LOL :rotflmao:

lol thanks! :D
Youre welcome!:D

Rurry: RUFF

Later :wave:

Jpe, you missed my happy brithday wish to your dog, didnt you


HAPPY BRITHDAY RURRY!!!! :birthday: party:
aw happy birthday to Joe's dog :D party: :birthday:

I hate that Seasons in the Sun aong though I would rather take a massive crap then lsiten to massive crap
*jack gets trapped in an enigmatic vortex of massive crap paradox*


*soundtrack by Terry Jacks*

Jpe, you missed my happy brithday wish to your dog, didnt you


HAPPY BRITHDAY RURRY!!!! :birthday: party:
LOL uh. Happy birthday! :birthday:

I thought Pam's roast last yr was hilarious. I even stayed up til 2 to watch the uncensored version.

"she should have a show on vh1 called "I ****ed the 80s!" .
yeah :lol:

Later :wave:
:wave:

Im blue if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die


^LOL I remember someone in my school made that up back then

*jack gets trapped in an enigmatic vortex of massive crap paradox*


*soundtrack by Terry Jacks*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Actually...he would would be PERFECT for that cause thats what hes the quivalent tio

lol thanks! :D
i wouldve cratgulated you too, but im still too depressed about your new name :(

i wouldve cratgulated you too, but im still too depressed about your new name :(
:lol:

Later :wave:
:wave:

LYNN GET ON AIM

i wouldve cratgulated you too, but im still too depressed about your new name :(
:lol:

LYNN GET ON AIM
OK GOSH DON'T GOTTA YELL.

Im blue if I was green I would die

how come dey aint no GUNS in this thread?

LYNN GET ON AIM
SHADDAPABOUTIDAWLREDDY

imma go watch whose line, hopefully its a good one. :wave:

imma go watch whose line, hopefully its a good one. :wave:
laterz :wave:

imma go watch whose line, hopefully its a good one. :wave:
:wave:

LOL iM looknig at stuff on the back up disc ofmr like 2002 when I hcnaged comoputers this is a parody form 2001 thats no one sseen

I Farted That Way
(Parody of “I Want It That Way” by Backstreet Boys )
You know I farted
Yes I just farted
Believe when I say that I farted that way

In my toilet
In the bathroom
Where I sat and took a fart
When I say that I farted that way

Tell me why
Ate nothin’ but an omelet
Tell me why
It had beans and cheese on it
Tell me why
You’re just gonna hear me say
That I farted that way

Did I just fart?
Did you just hear me?
Right now , but I say
That I farted that way


Tell me why
Ate nothin’ but an omelet
Tell me why
It had beans and cheese on it
Tell me why
You’re just gonna hear me say
That I farted that way

Now I can see that I had a big fart
And it was really stinky
Yeah , no matter how much
The wind was blown
But inside the house it sitnks

You know I farted
Yes I just farted
Yes I , Yes I , Yes I , Yes I…..
Don’t wanna smell that….
Ate nothin’ but an omelet
IT had beans and cheese on it
You’re just gonna hear me say
That I farted that way


Tell me why
Ate nothin’ but an omelet
Tell me why
It had beans and cheese on it
Tell me why
You’re just gonna hear me say
That I farted that way
And I farted that way

imma go watch whose line, hopefully its a good one. :wave:
:wave: later man

LOL iM looknig at stuff on the back up disc ofmr like 2002 when I hcnaged comoputers this is a parody form 2001 thats no one sseen

I Farted That Way
(Parody of “I Want It That Way” by Backstreet Boys )
You know I farted
Yes I just farted
Believe when I say that I farted that way

In my toilet
In the bathroom
Where I sat and took a fart
When I say that I farted that way

Tell me why
Ate nothin’ but an omelet
Tell me why
It had beans and cheese on it
Tell me why
You’re just gonna hear me say
That I farted that way

Did I just fart?
Did you just hear me?
Right now , but I say
That I farted that way


Tell me why
Ate nothin’ but an omelet
Tell me why
It had beans and cheese on it
Tell me why
You’re just gonna hear me say
That I farted that way

Now I can see that I had a big fart
And it was really stinky
Yeah , no matter how much
The wind was blown
But inside the house it sitnks

You know I farted
Yes I just farted
Yes I , Yes I , Yes I , Yes I…..
Don’t wanna smell that….
Ate nothin’ but an omelet
IT had beans and cheese on it
You’re just gonna hear me say
That I farted that way


Tell me why
Ate nothin’ but an omelet
Tell me why
It had beans and cheese on it
Tell me why
You’re just gonna hear me say
That I farted that way
And I farted that way
:grr: :p

:grr: :p
LOL I was 12,K?

LOL iM looknig at stuff on the back up disc ofmr like 2002 when I hcnaged comoputers this is a parody form 2001 thats no one sseen smells funny :lol:

you should do a parody of "Rock the Boat" called "Drop the Soap"

...drop the soap ...don't drop the soap baby ...drop the soap ...now don't you bend ovah

LOL These wrwe carosl and Weekend updates I used to write when I iodlized Jimym Fallon, I still do but back in 2001 I was like OMGOMGONGOMGJIMYMFALLON

This is one of them

Weekend Update with Jack Wilson


Actor Robert Blake, who starred on the tv show in the 70s, “Baretta” was arrested recently in wife’s killing, they thought for a logn time he didn’t, It’s weird, the cops arrested a cop straaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaange! Verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry interesting!

Yesterday the movie “The Scorpion King” starrign The Rock came out, this is a spinoff of the film The mummy Returns, let’s face it, The director of The Mummy Returns is making a prequel to a sequel to a mvoie that was a remake of a 1932 Boris Karloff movie.


Hollywood producer Steve Bing is taking legal action to determine whether he is the father of Elizabeth Hurley's newborn son, his spokeswoman said Friday. This is dye to the fact the baby’asn mae is Igotta

It has been reported that Eminem will dress up lie Bin Laden in his new video, Osliam Bin Shady

Here are some Carols

Spring Break Carols

To Blink 182’s “First Date”
In the car
I just can’t wait
Till I go to a fun spring break
In Flroida where I’ll go seimmin;
To the beach and get a suntan
Myabe get a few hot babes
I’ll go, don’t wait
This mnoth’s almost over
On it, let’s make
This break last forever and ever
Foreever and ever
Let’s make this Last forever

To Sum41’s “Motivation”
Last month
I went to Florida
I tried to invite some people
But they couldn’t go
Lately, I just can’tbeleive it
Sprign Break vacation
It’s a fun vacation
Going to Flroida, and gonbig to the beach
Spring Break vacation
Swimmnig and getting
Florida Vacation maybe didn’t turn out like last year’s


To Default’s “ Wasting my Time”
Last motnh, in March
I went on Spring Break
Went to Flroida
Went swimming and the beach
Got a suntan it was really fun
\
And it was really hot
I wasn’t wasting my time
There
Oh yeah


To Puddle of Mudd’s “Blurry”
When I Spring Break
I wnet to Florida
Went there for a week
Like I did last year
I tried to invite someone but didn’t work out
I had a lto of fun when I wnet to Flrodia forSprign Break

smells funny :lol:

you should do a parody of "Rock the Boat" called "Drop the Soap"

...drop the soap ...don't drop the soap baby ...drop the soap ...now don't you bend ovah
:rotflmao:


another

WEEKEND UPDATE WITH JACK WILSON

Little League Team’s won nullified because pitcher Danny Almonte, who dominated the Little League World Series with his 70 mph fastballs was ruled ineligible Friday after government records experts determined he actually is 14, not 12, so his birth certificate was false. He is actually 14; maybe you’ll be a coach someday, when you’re 14 backwards.


On Wednesday, the king of pop, Michael Jackson turned 43, his birthday present a performance by Aerosmith singing you know what song, you thought was a thriller back in 1982, he really looks like one now, cause he’s a woman.

After her divorce with actor Tom Cruise three weeks ago, Nicole Kidman said “I’ll take a tall man”, take my uncle Jan, my dad’s brother, he’s 6 foot 6, oh, I forgot he’s married.

The sequel to “American Pie ”, “American Pie 2” , had been at the top of the box office for 3 and a half weeks now , pretty interesting , they may make one every two years , since it’s such a big movie , or maybe ,every 5 years.


Pop stars Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake are not engaged. Maybe they will , as long as Justin doesn’t turn out to be like Fonzie

This month is like a Jimmy Fallon month , he will present at the video music awards on Sept. 6 , , a few lines in Band of Brothers on Sept. 8th and his 27th birthday on the 19th

The first two episodes of the new SNL season :
Sept. 29 : Reese Witherspoon/Alicia Keys
Oct. 6 : Ben Stiller/ Sum 41

We will have some more carols next week , see you!

...i think jack is cleaning out his room in this thread

LOL These wrwe carosl and Weekend updates I used to write when I iodlized Jimym Fallon, I still do but back in 2001 I was like OMGOMGONGOMGJIMYMFALLON

This is one of them

Weekend Update with Jack Wilson


Actor Robert Blake, who starred on the tv show in the 70s, “Baretta” was arrested recently in wife’s killing, they thought for a logn time he didn’t, It’s weird, the cops arrested a cop straaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaange! Verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry interesting!

Yesterday the movie “The Scorpion King” starrign The Rock came out, this is a spinoff of the film The mummy Returns, let’s face it, The director of The Mummy Returns is making a prequel to a sequel to a mvoie that was a remake of a 1932 Boris Karloff movie.


Hollywood producer Steve Bing is taking legal action to determine whether he is the father of Elizabeth Hurley's newborn son, his spokeswoman said Friday. This is dye to the fact the baby’asn mae is Igotta

It has been reported that Eminem will dress up lie Bin Laden in his new video, Osliam Bin Shady

Here are some Carols

Spring Break Carols

To Blink 182’s “First Date”
In the car
I just can’t wait
Till I go to a fun spring break
In Flroida where I’ll go seimmin;
To the beach and get a suntan
Myabe get a few hot babes
I’ll go, don’t wait
This mnoth’s almost over
On it, let’s make
This break last forever and ever
Foreever and ever
Let’s make this Last forever

To Sum41’s “Motivation”
Last month
I went to Florida
I tried to invite some people
But they couldn’t go
Lately, I just can’tbeleive it
Sprign Break vacation
It’s a fun vacation
Going to Flroida, and gonbig to the beach
Spring Break vacation
Swimmnig and getting
Florida Vacation maybe didn’t turn out like last year’s


To Default’s “ Wasting my Time”
Last motnh, in March
I went on Spring Break
Went to Flroida
Went swimming and the beach
Got a suntan it was really fun
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And it was really hot
I wasn’t wasting my time
There
Oh yeah


To Puddle of Mudd’s “Blurry”
When I Spring Break
I wnet to Florida
Went there for a week
Like I did last year
I tried to invite someone but didn’t work out
I had a lto of fun when I wnet to Flrodia forSprign Break
:lol:

WEEKEND UPDATE

Recently, Michael Jackson became a three year dad, the only thing fans are worried about is that when the kids grow up they will look like they already got plastic surgery, just like how Michael Jackson looks.


The little movie that could, made for a slim $5 million and starring previously anonymous stand-up comic Nia Vardalos and Sex and the City hunk John Corbett, is the box-office story of the summer. They are even thinking about a sequel followed by another movie called My Big Fat Geek Wedding starring Anthony Michael Hall.

:lol:
LOL Jimmy was my IDOL back then

Weekend Update with Jack Wilson

Nsync’s 23 year old band member Lance Bass was OK’d for a flight from a Russian rocket into outer space, he will just try to be aware that there may be female teenage aliens wanting his autograph


Director Chris or Christopher Columbus, who directed the first two Harry Potter movie, will not make a third one because he wants to go back to his family in America, let’s just hope he takes a plane, not three ships to discover things.


Grammy award winner Aretha Franklin is suing the Star tabloid magazine for defamation over a story that said the singer has a drinking problem that's threatening her career and life, she did this by going to the company that makes the magazine singing “R-E-S-P-E-C-T”

Comedian Bob Hope turned 99 today, he will spend his birthday by watching all reruns from his show and a party with all of the people that he has worked with who are still alive.

Two weeks ago, Pope John Paul II celebrated his 82nd birthday, he spent it naming cardinals, eating cake and watching Matlock.

Singer Kelly Osbourne, daughter of Ozzy, will be singing at the MTV Movie Awards, singing her raemake of “Papa Don’t Preach” by Madonna, while Jack Osborune will sing “Thriller”

Diana Ross recently checked into a drug and alcohol rehab to deal with issuees, like people telling her she looks like and old version of Janet Jackson or a female Michael



Next time, there will be summer and Washington carols so for carols stay tuned next time

1. Gov. Jim Hodges ordered state troopers and other authorities to South Carolina's borders Friday to stop government shipments of plutonium that could begin arriving from Colorado as early as this weekend, he also ordered a hamburger


2. Actress Winona Ryder was formally arraigned in court on Friday and pleaded not guilty to charges of shoplifting thousands of dollars worth of designer clothes and accessories from a posh Beverly Hills store, she had to get the money by appearing on “Who Wants to be a Millionaire”

3. Rolling Stone Mick Jagger, the aging rock 'n' roll rebel renowned for his drug arrests and female conquests, finally got some satisfaction from Britain's establishment on Saturday when he was awarded a knighthood, also knighted his big lips


4. Diff'rent Strokes" star Todd Bridges, who often heard that catch phrase from his character's little brother on the 1980s sitcom, has taken a role on the daytime drama "The Young and the Restless.", he was asked whatchu doin on that show, Willis?

5. Matt Damon says he and Ben Affleck will still be friends no matter whose movie makes a bigger splash this summer, also still friends, Ralph and Potsie from Happy Days

6. Weezer have teamed up with Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggy, Gonzo the Great, Pepe the King Prawn and the rest of the Muppets in their video for "Keep Fishin'," the band's second single from Maladroit. While Blink 182 will collaborate with SpongeBob SquarePants and The Powerpuff Gurls

7. Federal Reserve policymakers opted on Wednesday to keep U.S. interest rates unchanged at four-decade lows, biding their time as they await signs a full-throttle economic recovery is in place, this cuased loan officers at banks to lose their loans to ditech.com

8. Television psychic Miss Cleo repeatedly invoked her Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination Wednesday, refusing to discuss a birth certificate that shows she was born in Los Angeles to American parents, wow, is she still in the cuckoo’s nest?

9. Playboy magazine has turned its cameras -- and airbrushes -- on the women of Enron, the energy company that went bust after admitting it had smoothed over its figures, gone bust, now they have really gone bust if you get my drift

10. The Three Tenors -- Jose Carreras, Placido Domingo and Luciano Pavarotti -- sang to an excited crowd of thousands in Japan on Thursday to mark the final of the World Cup soccer tournament at the weekend., it was also reported that they were so bad, that fans threw a bag of French fries, a hot dog and cup of Pepsi with a straw in it thrown at them.

11. Billy Joel is out of rehab. Now, the Piano Man is planning to go back on tour with Elton John in September., yeah, he was in rehab because he had to deal with issues like people telling him to go find an uptown girl

12. World-famous tenor Luciano Pavarotti said on Tuesday he will retire on his 70th birthday in 2005 -- and not sing any more even in the shower, because his girlfriend told him to after his singing broke all the glass in his house


13. Pop icon Michael Jackson made a bunch of big-star demands when he appeared in the movie Men In Black Ii - even though he only had a bit part. According to film sources, once Jackson, 43, like for the crew to give him a digital beard so he won’t look like his sister and Diana Ross in beige makeup of you know what I mean
14. Michael Madsen, best known for playing Mr. Blonde in the indie hit Reservoir Dogs, is set to appear in the next three James Bond movies. The movie hardman, is playing secret agent Damian Falco alongside Pierce Brosnan in the latest installment in the 007 series, Die Another Day And Madsen says his character will be around for a while. He explains, "Falco will be a recurring character, he will also play a charcter called Mr. Brunette

15. Hollywood hunks Orlando Bloom and Heath Ledger have left studio bosses fuming, after growing beards for their new movie. Twenty-four-year-old Brit Orlando and Aussie star Heath, 23, are both starring in Ned Kelly, a film about the legendary Australian outlaw. And, although, the Brad Pitt-style shaggy facial hair they have grown for the flick is historically accurate, Hollywood bosses are terrified their new beards will jeapordise the pair's sex appeal with female film fans

16. Winona Ryder's spokesperson has tried to placate prosecutors in her current shoplifting case - after they expressed anger at the actress' supposedly flippant attitude to the legal proceedings. Ryder has poked fun at her arrest earlier this year on several TV shows, and on the front cover of a magazine by wearing a T-Shirt emblazoned with the legend 'Free Winona' - which has brought her a stern rebuke from the Los Angeles County district attorney, Mr. Deeds costar Adam Sandler also wore one of these

17. Steven Spielberg thinks his "best friend" George Lucas has refused to let him direct a Star Wars movie because he's so competitive. The legendary film-maker first asked Lucas, who created the extraordinarily successful sci-fi franchise, if he could make a Star Wars movie in the eighties, but despite their great friendship, Spielberg's requests have fallen on deaf ears - and the 55-year-old believes it's because Lucas doesn't want to share his success, in a related story he did not let Lucas direct E.T.

18. Beyonce Knowles has a secret boyfriend, according to her singer cousin. Baha Men star Isaiah Taylor has broken the hearts of millions of Beyonce's male fans worldwide, by revealing his sexy relative has a mystery lover, althoguth they are going out Beyocne does tell him to shut up whenever sings “Who Let the Dogs Out?”

19. Sarah Jessica Parker was taken by surprise when she discovered she was pregnant - but shocked and horrified that the media found out so soon afterwards. The svelte beauty, married to actor Matthew Broderick, decided to keep the news of her pregnancy quiet until she'd safely completed her first trimester. In a related story, Matthew Broderick told their agents that if they have a boy, they will named it Ferris.

20. Fifteen-years after Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey steamed up cinema screens with their raunchy hip-swinging moves, Dirty Dancing is coming back. A sequel to the film, dubbed Havana Nights, is set to begin shooting later this year with a number of A-list stars rumored to take the lead roles. Current favorites are Ricky Martin and Natalie Portman, if this does not work out Martin will be replaced by her Star Wars co-satr, Hayden Christensen
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brrrrrrrrru

Weekend Update

The movie Bandits, starring Bruce Willis and Billy Bob Thornton, about two successful bank robbers may beef up the box office this weekend, does that mean that Bruce and Billy will go to a local movie theatre box office and put beef in and on it, “Hello, 30 people for “Beef””!


Destiny’s Child member Beyonce Knowles will play Austin Powers’ new girlfriend in the 3rd movie Austin Powers in Goldmember, which will come out in summer 2002, Myers will play Goldmember along with the three he played in the second film, but one thing we hope is that Mike Myers first line when he sees Beyonce’s character is “Hey, baby, you’re just too bootylicious for me, baby, yeah!”


On October 1st, it was Tom Bosley’s 74th birthday, on October 1st, 1974, the year when Happy Days started, he was 47, now he’s 47 the other way around. He was 46 in the first 16 episodes from Jan. to May 1974 of Happy Days


Editorial Washington Post cartoonist Herbert L. Block, or Herblock, died at the age of 91 on Sunday of pneumonia, his birthday was just the other day, so had he lived e would be 92, and I wonder does he have a grandson that is 91 turned around, 19?


On September 30th. J. Lo married her choreographer and boyfriend Cris Judd, they met while J. Lo was making her single Love Don’t Cost a Thing, the only other things she bought on her honeymoon, were ex- boyfriend P. Diddy’s new album, A single of her duet with Ja Rule and her own CD
Jimmy Fallon Birthday Song
(To the tune of “Happy Days Theme”)
Sunday, Monday, Jimmy Days
Tuesday, Wednesday, Jimmy Days
Thursday Friday, Jimmy days
His birthday was the 19th
He’s 27 years old

He plays Nick Burns and says Nomah! (Says Nomah)
He does Weekend Update with Tina Fey (with Tina fey)
He’s been on SNL for nearly 4 seasons (4 seasons)
Goodbye Jerry, hello Jim
He’s the best, we want him
He’s really great, yes he is
He does Weekend Update with Tina fey too

Sunday, Monday, Jimmy Days
Tuesday, Wednesday, Jimmy Days
Thursday Friday, Jimmy days
Saturday , all the week just waiting to see him


He plays Nick Burns and says Nomah! (Says Nomah)
He does Weekend Update with Tina Fey (with Tina fey)
He’s been on SNL for nearly 4 seasons (4 seasons)

He does Jeffrey’s and Jarrett’s Room
He’s got a new hairstyle too
I hope that now

He plays Nick Burns and says Nomah! ( Jimmy Days )
He plays Nick and Says Nomah
Jimmy Days

WEEKEND UPDATE WITH JACK WILSON

Last month , it was reported that Jennifer Aniston is not pregnant and also has a crush on Steven Tyler from Aerosmith , Hmm , I wonder how Brad Pitt is going to put up with Steven Tyler big lip all over is wife Jennifer’s , Whoa Steve , you better watch out!

Jackson brother Jermaine Jackson is after all going to reunite with his brothers on stage. The concert will be with on September 7th and 10th , with artists such as Ricky Martin and J. Lo performing , to bad they left out Aerosmith , who would have sang “Dude ( Looks like a Lady)”


Britney Spears and J.Lo are performinng at the vmas this year with Staind , NSYNC , Missy Elliott , Ja Rule and U2 , with 8 performers. Let’s just make sure the walking crowd does not make Britney squish J. Lo’s big butt. The show airs September 8th hosted by Jamie Foxx , Jimmy Fallon and Will Ferrell are among those presenting at the VMAS

A hurricane called Chantal has been in the Caribbean , if Chantal and Barry got together and had babies there would be little hurricanes , sounds like we need a hurricane love connection

Earlier this month , the Red Sox football team fired their manager , they did not say why in the article that I saw on Yaho! , but I hope Sully and Denise don’t get worried about Nomah retiring because of this.

History Highlights :
August 1 , 1981 : MTV turns 20 , cool! From when the video killed the radio star to the rock show
August 16 , 1977 : Elvis Presley , king of rock dies on the toilet after the last fart at age 42 while reading an article that said: Elvis to Die In 30 Seconds ; also Babe Ruth dies at age 53 in 1948 , the candy bar was named after him , but was Eminem the rapper , who is alive named after the candy M&M’s?

My second favorite show is a show a started watching recently , Happy Days with Ron Howard and Henry Winkler . so here are some carols

To Blink 182’s “All the Small Things”
Richie , Potsie , the Fonz and Ralph Malph
Joanie , Chachi , and Mr. And Mrs. C
They are the characters
In that show
Happy Days
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na

To Alien Ant Farm’s “Smooth Criminal”
Richie , Potise and Fonzie
And Ralph Malph
Joanie and Chachi
And Mr. And Mrs. C
Al at Arnold’s Drive in
Those are all the people that are
In Happy Days


To NSYNC’s “Bye Bye bye”
Hey Hey Fonz , Fonz , Fonz
It is the Fonz , baby
At Arnold’s Drive-IN
On his motorcycle hey baby come on
He’s really cool and it ain’t no lie
He’s always got a girl because he’s the Fonz
He rides his motorcycle to Arnold’s
He is really cool and also goes to the Cunnnighams’
Henry Winkler is the guy the plays the Fonz Fonz Fonz

To Weezer’s “Hash Pipe”
One night at Arnold’s Drive –In
Where I went with all of my friends
Richie , Potsie , Ralph Malph and the waiter Al
Whoa , Where was Fonzie?
Whoa , Where was Fonzie?
Whoa whoa , Where was Fonzie?
He’s got his motorcycle , whoa whoa
That he is riding whoa whoa
When he snaps his fingers whoa whoa
The jukebox comes on whoa whoa
When that happened
We saw the Fonz

To U2’s “Beautiful Day”
The gang is there
At Arnold’s Drive – IN
Eating burger and fries
And then came Fonzie
On his motorcycle
When he snaps his fingers the jukebox comes on
Those are all the characters
In Happy Days
Ron Howard and Henry Winkler
Happy Days
Al and Arnold’s Drive-In
Riche , Potsie and Ralph Malph
Fonzie , Joanie and Chachi
Happy Days
Mr. And Mrs. Cunnigham
Happy Days
Here is what I say
Happy Days
The Fonz is on his way
Happy Days
They are here to stay
Happy Days
They are on the way

Weekend Update


On February 22, Chuck Jones, creator of many Looney Tunes movies ,died, his last words were probably Th-th-th-th-th-th-that’s all folks!


This weekend is the re-release of the movie ET, the movie is 20 years old, also, the film’s young star Drew Barrymore is 7 years older than the film, also ET will phone homes

On Friday, it was announced that recording commitment’s have to cancel Madonna’s London Stage debut in a play called “Up for Grabs”, this was for fear of Madonna’s costume beign ripped off by British fans

On Sunday, the Oscars are on , and if Ron Howard wins Best Director, hopefully the presenters will be the cast of Happy Days

2001 Year In Review one

WEEKEND UPDATE
This is a very special Weekend Update, including a great in review of 2001, with some carols, so don’t think this will be insipid, I will be as good as my other Weekend Updates, you may also hear jokes form previous updates and parts form songs I have done, so get ready for this special Update

Yesterday, leaflets were dropped in Afghanistan , which had pictures of Osama Bin Laden wearing western clothes, this is what he looks like without a beard, scary huh? Osama, grow a beard, don’t confuse Dubya with that look! You are so scary, Ospooka bin Freakmeoutin! They are still on hunt for you, will Bush even recognize you, huh? , give him your ID if asks for it, jeez, grow a beard!

Youngest Backstreet Boy Nick Carter was arrested on Wednesday out of a nightclub , he is 21, after an argument with a lady, he will be in court on March 4th, 2001, and will have girls ask him questions and make him feel better, he should be back with his band before they break up and hopefully break up.


Now for the 2001 YEAR IN REVIEW

On January 20,2001, George Bush became 43rd president

ON April 30,2001, the Chaundra Levy scandal started when she disappeared, after Jeannie blinked her eyes in front of her

ON March 31, 2001 the US Spy Plane was brought to China

June 11, 2001, execution of Timothy McVeigh, who bombed a building in Oklahoma

September 11, 2001, the top story of the year , the World Trade Center and Pentagon are bombed by terrorists , the Attack on America , 9.11, Attack on America or World trade Center/Pentagon whatever you name it it’s the same thing, but low and behold 24 days later on October 5,2001, the anthrax scare starts, then on October,7, 2001, we bombed Afghanistan

Aug. 31 — Little League Baseball today stripped the third-place finisher in this year's Little League World Series of all its victories after the team's star pitcher was confirmed to be 14 — too old to be eligible.

Other stories include stem cell decision on August 9,2001

On November 29, 2001, George Harrison dies
Here are a list of people who we have said You are the weakest link, goodbye! to in 2001

Ray Walston, 86. Jan. 1. Tony and Emmy award-winning actor whose best-known roles include the devil in "Damn Yankees," the cranky Uncle Martin of My Favorite Martian and the judge on TV series Picket Fences.
Les Brown, 88. Jan. 4. Musician and orchestra leader who made his Band of Renown a mainstay of Bob Hope's act for decades and turned "Sentimental Journey" into a No. 1 hit and standard in the American repertoire.
Dale Evans, 88. Feb. 7. Actress-singer who became "Queen of the West" by starring with husband Roy Rogers in 27 cowboy films and writing their theme song, "Happy Trails."
Ann Sothern, 92. March 15. Actress who starred as the saucy, liberated showgirl in MGM's "Masie" movies during the 1940s and played single working women on TV in Private Secretary and The Ann Sothern Show.
John Phillips, 65. March 18. Singer-songwriter who founded the 1960s pop act the Mamas the Papas.
William Hanna, 90. March 22. Animator who co-founded with Joseph Barbera the studio that created such TV cartoon favorites as Yogi Bear and The Flintstones.
Billy Mitchell, 74. April 18. Saxophonist played with jazz greats Count Basie, Dizzy Gillespie and Woody Herman.
Perry Como, 88. May 12. Singer whose relaxed vocal style endured through six decades with such easy-listening ballads as "Catch a Falling Star" and "It's Impossible."
Imogene Coca, 92. June 2. TV comedian best remembered as Sid Caesar's better half on Your Show of Shows in the 1950s.
Anthony Quinn, 86. June 3. Two-time Oscar winner known for his portrayal of earthy characters with a zest for life, most notably the worldly wise peasant in Zorba the Greek.
John Lee Hooker, 83. June 21. Superstar blues guitarist dubbed "The King of the Boogie," helped turned the roots music of the Mississippi Delta into one of the most influential genres of popular music.
Carroll O'Connor, 76. June 21. Emmy-winning actor who changed the face of television through his portrayal of lovable bigot Archie Bunker on the landmark show All in the Family.
Jack Lemmon, 76. June 27. Two-time Oscar-winning actor whose roles ranged from brash and befuddled young men to grumpy old ones, he formed one of cinema's great odd couples with late partner Walter Matthau.
Joe Henderson, 64. June 30. Jazz tenor saxophonist who recorded with musicians ranging from Miles Davis to Blood, Sweat and Tears.
Chet Atkins, 77. June 30. Influential guitarist who helped modernize country music in the 1960s and played with stars ranging from Hank Williams to Elvis Presley.
Kim Stanley, 76. Aug. 20. Stage, film and TV actress who starred in Broadway's Bus Stop and Picnic and earned Oscar nominations for Seance on a Wet Afternoon and Frances.
Jane Greer, 76. Aug. 24. Film noir actress who overcame facial paralysis from Bell's palsy as a teen-ager and went on to enchant some of Hollywood's biggest names on screen and off.
Aaliyah, 22. Aug. 25. R&B singer and budding actress who made her film debut in Romeo Must Die and was killed in a plane crash in the Bahamas.
Troy Donahue, 65. Sept. 2. Matinee idol who climbed to stardom in the 1950s with his role in A Summer Place.
Dorothy McGuire, 85. Sept. 13. Stage and screen actress notable for her maternal roles in such films as A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, Friendly Persuasion and Old Yeller.
Fred de Cordova, 90. Sept. 15. Longtime producer for Johnny Carson on NBC's The Tonight Show.
Isaac Stern, 81. Sept. 22. Hailed as the "supreme violin virtuoso of the 20th century," he performed with the New York Philharmonic more than any other violinist in history.
Herbert Ross, 76. Oct. 9. Director and choreographer whose credits include the hit movies The Goodbye Girl, The Sunshine Boys and The Turning Point.
Dagmar (Virginia Ruth Egnor), 79. Oct. 9. Buxom blonde actress who became one of TV's first sex symbols in the pioneering NBC late-night show Broadway Open House.
George Harrison, 58. Nov. 29. Lead guitarist and youngest of the Beatles whose fascination with Hindu spirituality and music flavored the Fab Four's recordings

Now for some carols!!

Christmas Songs


To Blink 182¹s "Stay Together for the Kids"
Today it¹s Christmas
On December the 25th
It¹s snowing where I live
So I won¹t have snowballs
My tree¹s not ripe at all today
It had lots of ornaments and lights all over it

It is the holidays
There are two big ones, in December
Christmas and Hannukah
Which one will be mine?
When I wake up
And I open up all of my presents
I don¹t know how many are mine, but I think I have a lot
Christmastime



To Sum41¹s "In Too Deep"
The faster the year has gone
I can¹t believe it¹s already December
And already Christmas
My tree is up filled with ornaments and lights
Bummer, there is no snow
Maybe the weathermen don¹t think too hard
That there¹s such thing as snowballs
Cause if there was snow
I would open up all of my presents
Then make snowballs and throw them
Then make snowballs and throw them

To Weezer¹s "Island in the Sun"
Now it is the holidays
In the month of December
Like Christmas and Hannukah
It¹s already the 25th
That is Christmas Day
And I hope the big fat Santa doesn¹t break my chimney


To No Doubt¹s "Hey Baby"
It¹s Christmas Day
On December 25th
I got a tree with lights and ornaments on it and presents under it
Santa¹s gonna come, if the kids see it
The little boys will say
Hey Santa
Hey Santa Hey
Girls say, Girls say
Hey Santa
Hey Santa
Hey
Boys say, Boys say
Hey Santa
Hey Santa
Hey
Little boys and girls in the back


To Alien Ant Farm¹s "Smooth Criminal"
It is now Christmas
On December, the 25th
I hope I got all things I wanted on my list
Like a tv dish, bathing suit, and a hot babe to get
I gave the list to someone he goes down chimneys
He¹s got a bag of presents and really big butt
He has a reindeer named Rudolph whose nose looks like a stoplight
Santa Are you Ok
Are you OK
Are OK Santa
Santa are you OK
Are you OK
Are you OK Santa
Santa are you OK
Because I heard a really big noise
When you bought down your bag of presents
I hope you didn¹t break anything
When I was in bedroom last night I heard a really big noise
Santa are you OK
Are you OK
Are you OK Santa
Santa are you OK
Are you OK
Are you OK Santa
I hope you didn¹t break my, didn¹t ruin my
Small Chimney

Now for a look back on Update jokes and carols

From first Update
7.25.01
On Monday , the Pope urged President Bush to reject his embryo stem research , Bush reportedly said his thoughts after the urge saying “ I will either be the second person to rip up a picture of the Pope or kick the poop out of the Pope , ” Laura Bush thought he gave her the urge to Herbal.

Michael Jackson’s reunion with the Jackson 5 has been thrown into a doubt , this was because of an unplanned performance by Aerosmith singing “Dude ( Looks like a Lady )”


Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are expecting a baby soon , Pit told his agent that if it is a boy he will name him Harry.


Last month , Dick Cheney went under surgery after having another heart attack , this was caused by him being chased by live rubber chickens.


Actress Famke Janssen , dropped out of shooting for Men in Black 2 her character will be replaced by Lara Flynn Boyle , she said “I will do it , because in Young Frankenstein the monster was played by my scary looking dad , Peter Boyle”


Flashback : August 16 , 1977 , Elvis Presley dies at age 42 sitting on the toilet , his spokesperson says he died after his last fart , then a thud , He was reading an article that said “Elvis To Die in 30 Seconds”

Jackson brother Jermaine Jackson is after all going to reunite with his brothers on stage. The concert will be with on September 7th and 10th , with artists such as Ricky Martin and J. Lo performing , to bad they left out Aerosmith , who would have sang “Dude ( Looks like a Lady)”

Earlier this month , the Red Sox football team fired their manager , they did not say why in the article that I saw on Yaho! , but I hope Sully and Denise don’t get worried about Nomah retiring because of this.

A hurricane called Chantal has been in the Caribbean , if Chantal and Barry got together and had babies there would be little hurricanes , sounds like we need a hurricane love connection
Last month , it was reported that Jennifer Aniston is not pregnant and also has a crush on Steven Tyler from Aerosmith , Hmm , I wonder how Brad Pitt is going to put up with Steven Tyler big lip all over is wife Jennifer’s , Whoa Steve , you better watch out!

From 8.31.01

Little League Team’s won nullified because pitcher Danny Almonte, who dominated the Little League World Series with his 70 mph fastballs was ruled ineligible Friday after government records experts determined he actually is 14, not 12, so his birth certificate was false. He is actually 14; maybe you’ll be a coach someday, when you’re 14 backwards
On Wednesday, the king of pop, Michael Jackson turned 43, his birthday present a performance by Aerosmith singing you know what song, you thought was a thriller back in 1982, he really looks like one now, cause he’s a woman.




Pop stars Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake are not engaged. Maybe they will , as long as Justin doesn’t turn out to be like Fonzie

The movie Bandits, starring Bruce Willis and Billy Bob Thornton, about two successful bank robbers may beef up the box office this weekend, does that mean that Bruce and Billy will go to a local movie theatre box office and put beef in and on it, “Hello, 30 people for “Beef””!






Destiny’s Child member Beyonce Knowles will play Austin Powers’ new girlfriend in the 3rd movie Austin Powers in Goldmember, which will come out in summer 2002, Myers will play Goldmember along with the three he played in the second film, but one thing we hope is that Mike Myers first line when he sees Beyonce’s character is “Hey, baby, you’re just too bootylicious for me, baby, yeah!”


On September 30th. J. Lo married her choreographer and boyfriend Cris Judd, they met while J. Lo was making her single Love Don’t Cost a Thing, the only other things she bought on her honeymoon, were ex- boyfriend P. Diddy’s new album, A single of her duet with Ja Rule and her own CD







Steven Spielberg , the director of ET, is now in the hospital and OK after he had a nasty spill on his motor scooter last week, now his name could be Stevenasty Spillberg.


On November 29,2001, George Harrison, the quiet Beatle, died of cnacer at the age of 58, the quiet Beatle is now the Extremely Quiet Beatle.

Different Carols
Independence Day


To Blink 182’s “The Rock Show”
This week when it was Wednesday
It was the 4th of July
Independence Day is what is was , that’s when I saw a blonde girl there
She was hot , I liked her big butt
Her dad looked like old King Tut
When I saw her , I knew she was a hot babe I swear
I fell in love at the firework show
She’s so hot , she made them explode
She’s so cool , I like her big butt
My night was better when I saw her
I felt like I wanted to make out with her
I fell in love at the firework show


You don’t know how you met me
You don’t why you can’t where a suit like Uncle Sam’s
He’s wants you for the army , I don’t understand
He points to you with one of his hands.
I’m singing , follow me , my outfit’s red and white
It is blue on the other side , when you look at me
You’ll see my suit for the 4th of July




To Sugar Ray’s “When It’s Over”
When it’s over , that is when Uncle Sam’s drunk again
When it’s over , that is when he tells me he is gay
And when I hear something explode
I know , it’s fireworks , it’s fireworks
It is Independence Day , so let them explode away
But don’t make them throw Granny out the window
We know it’s the day , so let them blow away
I’m wearing an outfit that’s red white and blue


Jurassic Park Carols


Just this past Sunday , I saw Jurassic Park III
I thought it kinda really scared people
Like people in the audience
They got scared out of their pants
I don’t’ wanna waste my watching a movie
That’s really scary
I think actually scared
All the people sittin’ behind me
And in front
Waste my time again
Watching people
Get scared of it
Don’t count on me , I wasn’t a big fan
Don’t count on me , Just see Legally Blonde
Don’t count on me , You don’t really wanna miss it
Don’t count on me , cause I didn’t really like it


To Destiny’s Child’s “Bootylicious”
Audience , can you handle this?
People , can you people this?
Everybody , can you handle this?
I don’t think you can handle this Whoo!
Jurassic Park , number 3
It is very , scary
It is very freaky
I don’t think your ready for this dino
I don’t think your ready for this dino
I don’t think your ready for this dino
I don’t think your ready for this
Cause they’re too spookylicious for me , baby

Vacation Carols

Well it was July , the 31st
It was a Tuesday , that’s what it was
It started out sunny and beautiful
Then it you could see the clouds shading
It’s rainin’
Causing bad traffic
It’s rainin’
Likes Hades , yeah
It’s rainin’
Really really hard
It’s rainin’
Yeah

I woke up , It was a Sunday
In the morning , but it was not that late
I fixed my breakfast , sat at the counter ,
Then I turned on the TV
It talked about Tropical Storm Barry
When he came he was only 23
He first came in his freshman year
Then we decided to get in the car
Because it was raining so we went
Whats was I thinkin’?
What was I htinkin’?

Happy Days Pt.1




Richie , Potsie , the Fonz and Ralph Malph
Joanie , Chachi , and Mr. And Mrs. C
They are the characters
In that show
Happy Days
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
One night at Arnold’s Drive –In
Where I went with all of my friends
Richie , Potsie , Ralph Malph and the waiter Al
Whoa , Where was Fonzie?
Whoa , Where was Fonzie?
Whoa whoa , Where was Fonzie?
He’s got his motorcycle , whoa whoa
That he is riding whoa whoa
When he snaps his fingers whoa whoa
The jukebox comes on whoa whoa
When that happened
We saw the Fonz



Happy Days Pt. 2


Hangin’ out at Arnold’s on the weekend
Gonna eat a hot dog and fries with all my friends
I couldn’t for the Fonz to come in that door
But he came later after that

He’s cool, he wears a leather jacket
He’s rides motorcyle
He’s the one that’s always there
He came in a minute I swear

Couldn’t wait , for the Fonz at Arnold’s
He’s so cool , he wore a leather jacket
He’s says “Aaay!” , and nsaps his ifngers
When he does that the jukebox ocmes on
He likes to play my favorite song
I couldn’t wait for the fonz at Arnold’s



When it’s over , that’s when you don’t see Fonz again
When it’s over, I didn’t want Happy Days to end
When it goes , goes , goes ,goes
I know , that the reruns
Will never stop
All things that I used to see
Liking hearing the fonz say “Aaaay!”
I didn’t want that show to go out the window
All songs that they used to sing
And the ones they always played
I didn’t want that show
To go out the window

You don’t know how you met me
You don’t’ know why
You can’t buy a jacket like Fonzie’s
He went to Arnold’s
With Ricbie C.
Potsie , Ralph , Joanie and cHachi
They sang
Follow me and every thing is alrgiht
Fonzie sold his jacket tonight
You won’t believe I can guarantee
You won’t find a jacket like fonzie’s



Jimmy Fallon Birthday Song ( Jimmy Days) ( second version )
Jimmy Fallon Birthday Song
(To the tune of “Happy Days Theme”)
Sunday, Monday, Jimmy Days
Tuesday, Wednesday, Jimmy Days
Thursday Friday, Jimmy days
His birthday was the 19th
He’s 27 years old

He plays Nick Burns and says Nomah! (Says Nomah)
He does Weekend Update with Tina Fey (with Tina fey)
He’s been on SNL for nearly 4 seasons (4 seasons)
Goodbye Jerry, hello Jim
He’s the best, we want him
He’s really great, yes he is
He does Weekend Update with Tina fey too

Sunday, Monday, Jimmy Days
Tuesday, Wednesday, Jimmy Days
Thursday Friday, Jimmy days
Saturday , all the week just waiting to see him


He plays Nick Burns and says Nomah! (Says Nomah)
He does Weekend Update with Tina Fey (with Tina fey)
He’s been on SNL for nearly 4 seasons (4 seasons)

He does Jeffrey’s and Jarrett’s Room
He’s got a new hairstyle too
I hope that now

He plays Nick Burns and says Nomah! ( Jimmy Days )
He plays Nick and Says Nomah
Jimmy Days

Halloween Song
Halloween Song

Sunday, Monday, Halloween
Tuesday, Wednesday, Halloween
Thursday, Friday, Halloween
The 31st, is Halloween

There’s gonna be Dracula, Frankenstein and the Mummy (On Halloween)
The Wolfman, ghosts and goblins, but I’m gonna be Fonzie ( On Halloween)

Goodbye Big Tex , hello Hall’
In my costume I’ll have a ball
On Halloween, when I am
Going trick or treating

There’s gonna be Dracula, Frankenstein and the Mummy (On Halloween)
The Wolfman, ghosts and goblins, but I’m gonna be Fonzie ( On Halloween)
Sunday, Monday, Halloween
Tuesday, Wednesday, Halloween
Thursday, Friday, Halloween
Saturday, all the day
In your costume


Sunday, Monday, Halloween
Tuesday, Wednesday, Halloween
Thursday, Friday, Halloween

On October 31st, it will be Halloween
I will be the Fonz that night
And get a bucket full of candy

There’s gonna be Dracula, Frankenstein and the Mummy (On Halloween)
The Wolfman, ghosts and goblins, but I’m gonna be Fonzie ( On Halloween)

All the creatures
In the town, while it is Halloween
Skeletons, witches, , ghosts
Goblins and many ghosts

Chorus
This Halloween is yours and mine
This Halloween is yours
This Halloween is your and mine
Halloween

Weekend Update

The movie Bandits, starring Bruce Willis and Billy Bob Thornton, about two successful bank robbers may beef up the box office this weekend, does that mean that Bruce and Billy will go to a local movie theatre box office and put beef in and on it, “Hello, 30 people for “Beef””!


Destiny’s Child member Beyonce Knowles will play Austin Powers’ new girlfriend in the 3rd movie Austin Powers in Goldmember, which will come out in summer 2002, Myers will play Goldmember along with the three he played in the second film, but one thing we hope is that Mike Myers first line when he sees Beyonce’s character is “Hey, baby, you’re just too bootylicious for me, baby, yeah!”


On October 1st, it was Tom Bosley’s 74th birthday, on October 1st, 1974, the year when Happy Days started, he was 47, now he’s 47 the other way around. He was 46 in the first 16 episodes from Jan. to May 1974 of Happy Days


Editorial Washington Post cartoonist Herbert L. Block, or Herblock, died at the age of 91 on Sunday of pneumonia, his birthday was just the other day, so had he lived e would be 92, and I wonder does he have a grandson that is 91 turned around, 19?


On September 30th. J. Lo married her choreographer and boyfriend Cris Judd, they met while J. Lo was making her single Love Don’t Cost a Thing, the only other things she bought on her honeymoon, were ex- boyfriend P. Diddy’s new album, A single of her duet with Ja Rule and her own CD
Jimmy Fallon Birthday Song
(To the tune of “Happy Days Theme”)
Sunday, Monday, Jimmy Days
Tuesday, Wednesday, Jimmy Days
Thursday Friday, Jimmy days
His birthday was the 19th
He’s 27 years old

He plays Nick Burns and says Nomah! (Says Nomah)
He does Weekend Update with Tina Fey (with Tina fey)
He’s been on SNL for nearly 4 seasons (4 seasons)
Goodbye Jerry, hello Jim
He’s the best, we want him
He’s really great, yes he is
He does Weekend Update with Tina fey too

Sunday, Monday, Jimmy Days
Tuesday, Wednesday, Jimmy Days
Thursday Friday, Jimmy days
Saturday , all the week just waiting to see him


He plays Nick Burns and says Nomah! (Says Nomah)
He does Weekend Update with Tina Fey (with Tina fey)
He’s been on SNL for nearly 4 seasons (4 seasons)

He does Jeffrey’s and Jarrett’s Room
He’s got a new hairstyle too
I hope that now

He plays Nick Burns and says Nomah! ( Jimmy Days )
He plays Nick and Says Nomah
Jimmy Days
holy ****, you made a song for him? Even I didn't do that :lol: Is there...something you're not telling us Jack?

WEEKEND UPDATE WITH JACK WILSON
Actor Matt Damon is making his London Stage Debut in “This is our Youth”, replacing Hayden Christenen, the actor form the new Star Wars, his buddy’s brother , Casey Affleck will be in it to, while Ben Affleck will watch the show in the audience


Dell computer Corp. vice president James Vanderslice planned to sell 2.9 million in of stock, Dell spokesperson Ben Curtis answered with , “Dude, you’re getting a Dell”

On March 26, Former Ozzy Osbourne and Motley Crue drummer Randy Castillo died at age 51 , repotedly of cancer, in a related story Ozzy Osbourne stopped eating bats

Actor Dudley Moore, who starred in films such as the original Bedazzled, 10 and Arthur died on March 27 at age 66, he is now joining his friend Peter Cook up there. Also dead on this day, TV legend Milton Berle of colon cancer at age 93, and Some Like It Hot director Billy Wilder at 95 of pneumonia

ON March 17, actress Rosetta LeNoire died at age 90 after lnog illness
The Queen Mother died at age 101 on March 30

holy ****, you made a song for him? Even I didn't do that :lol: Is there...something you're not telling us Jack?
LOL no, it wash is birthday when I wrote that and I waso bsessed with Happy Days too so I made that bday song for him

LOL OVER...LOAD.

WEEKEND ( OR WEEKLY ) UPDATE WITH JACK WILSON



On Monday , the Pope urged President Bush to reject his embryo stem research , Bush reportedly said his thoughts after the urge saying “ I will either be the second person to rip up a picture of the Pope or kick the poop out of the Pope , ” Laura Bush thought he gave her the urge to Herbal.


Michael Jackson’s reunion with the Jackson 5 has been thrown into a doubt , this was because of an unplanned performance by Aerosmith singing “Dude ( Looks like a Lady )”


Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are expecting a baby soon , Pit told his agent that if it is a boy he will name him Harry.


Last month , Dick Cheney went under surgery after having another heart attack , this was caused by him being chased by live rubber chickens.


Earlier this month , TRL host Carson Daly and his girlfriend Tara Reid split and are no longer an item, Tara recently said “I’ll date one of my American Pie co - stars or Jimmy Fallon from SNL”


Actress Famke Janssen , dropped out of shooting for Men in Black 2 her character will be replaced by Lara Flynn Boyle , she said “I will do it , because in Young Frankenstein the monster was played by my scary looking dad , Peter Boyle”

The other day Dennis Quaid and Meg Ryan split , Meg Ryan will probably go out with Russel Crowe or Randy Quaid , Dennis’ husband or brother

SNLer Darrell Hammond is leaving the show after 6 seasons so he can spend time with his 3 year old daughter Mia , maybe he named her after the track star also Chris Kattan might leave , but he may come back , if he did leave that will explain why you can’t have the Mango , and Jerry Minor was fired possibly because he was not funny enough and id not really fit in with the cast of SNL.


This just in , Jennifer Aniston is not pregnant , but when she really is pregnant they will have their son , Harry


Flashback : August 16 , 1977 , Elvis Presley dies at age 42 sitting on the toilet , his spokesperson says he died after his last fart , then a thud , He was reading an article that said “Elvis To Die in 30 Seconds”

Today Matt LeBlanc from Friends turns 34 , Happy Birthday Matt!!!! 10 20 30 – 4 and one to grow on

Last week Jurassic Park III topped the box office , so I thought I would do some carols
To NSYNC “Pop”
Sick and tired hearing all these people talk about
What’s the deal with dinos , why don’t they get freaked out?
Then you got to realize that dinos are extinct
They are very scary , they will be till the end
( It doesn’t matter ) Whether those dinos are scarier than heck
( It doesn’t matter ) Why the dinos are so scary
( it doesn’t matter ) If they wanna scare the heck outta me

Dinos
They may come and bite your nose
Look at all those dinos
They really freak you out











To Sum 41’s “Fat Lip “

Just this past Sunday , I saw Jurassic Park III
I thought it kinda really scared people
Like people in the audience
They got scared out of their pants
I don’t’ wanna waste my watching a movie
That’s really scary
I think actually scared
All the people sittin’ behind me
And in front
Waste my time again
Watching people
Get scared of it
Don’t count on me , I wasn’t a big fan
Don’t count on me , Just see Legally Blonde
Don’t count on me , You don’t really wanna miss it
Don’t count on me , cause I didn’t really like it


To Destiny’s Child’s “Bootylicious”
Audience , can you handle this?
People , can you people this?
Everybody , can you handle this?
I don’t think you can handle this Whoo!
Jurassic Park , number 3
It is very , scary
It is very freaky
I don’t think your ready for this dino
I don’t think your ready for this dino
I don’t think your ready for this dino
I don’t think your ready for this
Cause they’re too spookylicious for me , baby

To Eve 6’s “Here’s to the Night”
So scary and freaky
But it was not too scary for me
I’m talkin’ about Jurassic Park , the 3rd one that just came out
Here’s a toast to dinos that are now extinct
Here’s to the dinos that got people scared
Here’s to the teeth that are so big
Here’s to the claws that really scared the heck out of that guy

LOL OVER...LOAD.
LOL I did all this in 2001/02

JACK wtf

LOL OVER...LOAD.
lol just a little

Uhh yeah superhero I made up

The Idiotic Man Theme
1. Idiotic Man
Idiotic Man
Idiotic Man
Idiotic Man

He¹s mean
He¹s lean
He¹s not very clean
His underwear is green
He¹s Idiotic Man

Idiotic Man
Idiotic Man
Idiotic Man
Idiotic Man

He runs into walls
He has no balls
He¹s Idiotic Man

Idiotic Man
Idiotic Man
Idiotic Man
Idiotic Man

He lives in dirt
He lost his shirt
He lifts his skirt
To take a squirt
He¹s Idiotic Man

He loves to flirt º NOT!
He¹s Idiotic Man

Idiotic Man
Idiotic Man
Idiotic Man
Idiotic Man

He¹s very dumb
Has a tattoo on his thumb
He¹s Idiotic Man

Idiotic Man
Idiotic Man
Idiotic Man
Idiotic Man

His name is Lars
He was born on Mars
He¹s Idiotic Man

Idiotic Man
Idiotic Man
Idiotic Man
Idiotic Man


He can¹t really dance or prance
Cause he¹s got ants
In his underpants
He¹s Idiotic Man

Idiotic Man
Idiotic Man
Idiotic Man
Idiotic Man

He got kicked out of Wal-Mart
Cause he had a big fart
He¹s Idiotic Man

His skirt is red
His middle name is Ed
He¹s Idiotic Man

His last name is Rocco
His favorite food is taco
He¹s Idiotic Man

Idiotic Man
Idiotic Man
Idiotic Man
Idiotic Man

He once dropped a can
Into the frying pan
He¹s Idiotic Man

He never plans
To get a suntan
He¹s Idiotic Man

He¹s met George Bush
His favorite word is tush
He¹s Idiotic Man

Idiotic Man
Idiotic Man
Idiotic Man
Idiotic Man


Idiotic Man
Idiotic Man
Idiotic Man
Idiotic Man


Idiotic Man
Idiotic Man
Idiotic Man


Idiotic Man
Idiotic Man
Idiotic Man


Idiotic Man
Idiotic Man
Idiotic Man
Idiotic Man

lol just a little
LOL

Summer Carols



To the tune of Nelly’s “Ride wit Me”
If you wanna spend the summer with
You better get your lotion and bikini
Because we’ll go outside
(Hey! Let’s go swimming;)
If you wanna go to the beach with me
Then you better bring your red bikini
So , come on and let’s go
( Hey let’s go swimmin’)

To Coldplay’s “Yellow”
I bought some trunks
I bough some trunks for me
I wanted some that were green
But they only had yellow
I bought one
I bought a bikini for you
You wanted one that was blue
But they only had yellow



To Christina ,Pink , Mya and Lil Kim’s “Lady Marmalade”
S-S-Su , S-S-Su,S-S-Su Simmertime is near
He’s spent his summer in Paris near Moulin Rouge
Struttin’ his stuff on the beach
Summer is from May- August
Summer, Summer I-I li-I-ike
Summer , Summer,’s my favorite season
It’s gonna be fun and a blast this summer , mer , mer meeeer
Who’s is going to have lots of fun?
Who is going to have lots of fun?
Who is going to have lots of fun?
Who is going to have fun?
At the break of summertime


To Daft Punk’s “One More Time”
Summertime
Summertime it’s time to celebrate
Summertime , it’s gonna be fun
Summertime , we’re gonna have a blasy
Summertime , down at the baeach
Summertime , down by the ocean
Time to celebrate , for three and a half months
It’s time to celebrate
It’s Summertime




Ok if you guys REALLY wnat me to sotp posting these I will

.-.

LOL

Summer Carols



To the tune of Nelly’s “Ride wit Me”
If you wanna spend the summer with
You better get your lotion and bikini
Because we’ll go outside
(Hey! Let’s go swimming;)
If you wanna go to the beach with me
Then you better bring your red bikini
So , come on and let’s go
( Hey let’s go swimmin’)

To Coldplay’s “Yellow”
I bought some trunks
I bough some trunks for me
I wanted some that were green
But they only had yellow
I bought one
I bought a bikini for you
You wanted one that was blue
But they only had yellow



To Christina ,Pink , Mya and Lil Kim’s “Lady Marmalade”
S-S-Su , S-S-Su,S-S-Su Simmertime is near
He’s spent his summer in Paris near Moulin Rouge
Struttin’ his stuff on the beach
Summer is from May- August
Summer, Summer I-I li-I-ike
Summer , Summer,’s my favorite season
It’s gonna be fun and a blast this summer , mer , mer meeeer
Who’s is going to have lots of fun?
Who is going to have lots of fun?
Who is going to have lots of fun?
Who is going to have fun?
At the break of summertime


To Daft Punk’s “One More Time”
Summertime
Summertime it’s time to celebrate
Summertime , it’s gonna be fun
Summertime , we’re gonna have a blasy
Summertime , down at the baeach
Summertime , down by the ocean
Time to celebrate , for three and a half months
It’s time to celebrate
It’s Summertime




Ok if you guys REALLY wnat me to sotp posting these I will
I don't mind, but I don't have the time to read all of this stuff.. unfortunately. :-/

OK LAST ONE FOR TONIGHT

Vacation Carols
To Limp Bizkit;s “Rollin’”
On that Saturday
In the morning
July 28th
We set out in the Jeep to go to Florida
To stay there for a little over week
It kinda got slow when we started out but soon that car was
Rollin’ , Rollin’ , Rollin’ , Rollin’ Hey
Rollin’ , Rollin’ , Rollin’ , Rollin’ Hey
Rollin’ , Rollin’ , Rollin’ , Rollin’


To Marc Anthony’s “I Need To Know”
Anne Robinson may say you are the weakest link
But who knows if her undies are red or pink?
There’s only one place you can be
That’s in Florida where one day it was raining
Destin or Seagrove I don’t care
Gonna get in a Jeep to get me there
Tell me, right now
Cause I Need to Know
How to in the pool if the rain would show
I need know , the rain would show


To Santana and Rob Thomas ‘ “Smooth”
Well it’s a hot one
This last trip before school will hopefully be a fun one
I got a TV and headphones with me and the backseat
Well I’ll go to Florida and to the beach
Go in the pool and swimmin’ too
This will be a fun trip
I know for sure, but if it’s bad
I’ll get in the jeep and go home and just forget about it.
Yeah , just forget about it


To Dave Matthews; Band “I Did it”
Well it was July , the 31st
It was a Tuesday , that’s what it was
It started out sunny and beautiful
Then it you could see the clouds shading
It’s rainin’
Causing bad traffic
It’s rainin’
Likes Hades , yeah
It’s rainin’
Really really hard
It’s rainin’
Yeah


To Blink 182’s “What’s My Age Again”
I woke up , It was a Sunday
In the morning , but it was not that late
I fixed my breakfast , sat at the counter ,
Then I turned on the TV
It talked about Tropical Storm Barry
When he came he was only 23
He first came in his freshman year
Then we decided to get in the car
Because it was raining so we went
Whats was I thinkin’?
What was I htinkin’?

Ehh one more

Independence Day Carols

To Uncle Kracker’s “Follow Me”
You don’t know how you met me
You don’t why you can’t where a suit like Uncle Sam’s
He’s wants you for the army , I don’t understand
He points to you with one of his hands.
I’m singing , follow me , my outfit’s red and white
It is blue on the other side , when you look at me
You’ll see my suit for the 4th of July


To Sugar Ray’s “When It’s Over”
When it’s over , that is when Uncle Sam’s drunk again
When it’s over , that is when he tells me he is gay
And when I hear something explode
I know , it’s fireworks , it’s fireworks
It is Independence Day , so let them explode away
But don’t make them throw Granny out the window
We know it’s the day , so let them blow away
I’m wearing an outfit that’s red white and blue

To Sum 41’s “Fat Lip”
It’s the 4th of July , Independence Day
We are all wearing white and blue
We’ll explode some fireworks for you
Don’t count on me , I’m not Uncle Sam
Don’t count on me , I’m not in the army
Don’t count on me , right now I have a drunk granny
Don’t count on me , she doesn’t know what she’s missing


To Blink 182’s “The Rock Show”
This week when it was Wednesday
It was the 4th of July
Independence Day is what is was , that’s when I saw a blonde girl there
She was hot , I liked her big butt
Her dad looked like old King Tut
When I saw her , I knew she was a hot babe I swear
I fell in love at the firework show
She’s so hot , she made them explode
She’s so cool , I like her big butt
My night was better when I saw her
I felt like I wanted to make out with her
I fell in love at the firework show

To Weezer’s “Hash Pipe”
I woke up that morning on the 4th of July
I wore some clothes that were red , blue and white
I would crack fireworks the whole night
Come on and get me Whoa
Come on and get me Whoa
Come on and get me whoa whoa
You got your suit on whoa whoa
I have the fireworks whoa whoa
The neighbors say “Aw geez”
I did it all night

LOL UNFINISHED PARODY



It Really Wasn’t Me
( Parody of “It Wasn’t Me” )

( Yo man) Yo
( Open up man ) What do you want man
(My girl just caught me )
You let her catch you
( I don’t know how I let this happen )
With who?
( The girl next door you know ) Man..
( I don’t know what to do ) Say it really wasn’t you
( Alright )

Honey came in and she caught me blue handed sleepin’ with the girl next door
Picture this we were buck naked in a bathroom on the second floor
How could I forget that we went down an elevator
When we went in I pushed the button that went to the second floor


You should have said just take a chill pill-a
Tell her soon and I’ll bet she will-a
Her favorite Michael Jackson song might be “Thriller”
She may not have met a Disney villain like Cruella
Her ex boyfriends favorite beer might be Miller
Maybe she knows people who makes things out of clay
Maybe she just knows a man that is gay
When she tells you just say baby no way

She slipped of the counter ( wasn’t me )
Then I slept in the shower ( wasn’t me )

LOL I should do mroe of those carol tg thignst hose are fun

Ok, I shdall go now, bye everyone! :wave:

TAWrawz

AI: TS is done! :happyface

I wish my dad would **** off :)

AI: TS is done! :happyface
:notworthy

one of the colleges I'm considering is the same one Jimmy went to, Jack. St. Rose.

I love drowning him and his stupid movie out with YouTube. :)

I wish my dad would **** off :)
what happened?

JACK wtf
:lol:

what happened?
I was stadning near the computer with a glass of water not even sitting AT it and he felt the need to snap at me once again starting a big fight.

:/ sorry kaitlyn

I was stadning near the computer with a glass of water not even sitting AT it and he felt the need to snap at me once again starting a big fight.
phuc -_- Yeah, don't ya love it? :)

I guess I overreact, but I was in a good mood, and he took care of that quickly.

I guess I overreact, but I was in a good mood, and he took care of that quickly.
:( sorry

I guess I overreact, but I was in a good mood, and he took care of that quickly.
sorry about that :(

:( sorry
Thanks

There is always this part of my mind thatthinks my parents are gonna change, but that is NEVER gonna happen.

Thanks

There is always this part of my mind thatthinks my parents are gonna change, but that is NEVER gonna happen.
:( sorry, that sucks

I can only hope that I don't turn out like them. :woohoo:

k sry bitchy emo mode is off now guys herjgfkgjkdsllolllll

I can only hope that I don't turn out like them. :woohoo:
haha that's what I always say

haha that's what I always say
Yaaay im not the only one :)

Yaaay im not the only one :)
nope, I honestly do not want to turn out like either of my parents.

Goodnight to anyone who may be hurr, I gotta go :wave:

Bye Ashlee

This apron is MANLY

Wow, why is it DEAD?!

Night Crew...where you at?

I've been following that Ramsey case for the past 5 years. I'm glad it's finally coming to a close. (or so it seems.)

The Laci Peterson case was one that fascinated me.

Oooh right. I'm just surprised it's being solved. Like 2 months ago I remember telling my mom that they're never going to solve this case.

I thought that it would go unsolved too.

He also said he didn't kill her on purpose and that it was an accident. And tha the'd never kill her because he loved her and thought she was so beautiful. I watched it yesterday _*

But he did and now there's no turning back.

REPORTING FOR DUTY.

I think I'm the only person in the world who hasn't gotten sick of Bad Day :lol:

The song? I still like it. LOL.

REPORTING FOR DUTY.

You're late.

I think Im the only person in the world who was larready sick of Youre Beautiful when they saw him peform on the Dane Cook SNL hsow

That song annoys me beyond belief.

LOL, Jack posted all his old stuff in this thread. :lol:

You're late.
That doesn't matter. For the record, I MADE IT.

I is watching FRASIER.

God, I keep on tripping in my hallway.

That doesn't matter. For the record, I MADE IT.

I'm surprised you haven't been on at all while I was at work. :lol:

I is watching FRASIER.

Hi.

I'm calling EFD whenever his brother gets off the phone. :lol:

I'm calling EFD whenever his brother gets off the phone. :lol:
LOL. Awesome.

LOL Fraiser and talking to EFD. Sounds like a funny night.

Snakes on a plane.

Snakes on a plane.
Material Girls.

Holy ****, my American Idol concert is in two more weeks.

Material Girls.

Trust the Man.

Holy ****, my American Idol concert is in two more weeks.
They were here a couple days ago and I completely forgot. :lol:

Trust the Man.
Seriously though, I can't believe we're having fifteen screenings of that movie tomorrow. The trailer for it looks so ****ing stupid and so does the damn title.

LOL Fraiser and talking to EFD. Sounds like a funny night.
LOL I was watching today, and Frasier was trying to come up with a plan to pull a prank on someone, and planned on tieing a red baloon to their car everytime their favorite sports team lost so that they'd see it as a sign of sadness and defeat and become depressed about seeing red baloons.

They were here a couple days ago and I completely forgot. :lol:

LOL, you should've tried to sneak in.

I ate so much coffee ice cream. No wonder I'm gaining so much weight.

LOL I was watching today, and Frasier was trying to come up with a plan to pull a prank on someone, and planned on tieing a red baloon to their car everytime their favorite sports team lost so that they'd see it as a sign of sadness and defeat and become depressed about seeing red baloons.
LOL

I asked my manager if I could have the poster for Step Up, but someone already claimed it. :grr:

LOL, you should've tried to sneak in.
That would have been funny. :lol:

Grocery Store Hijinks For Hilary And Friends

The New York Daily News reports Hilary Duff hit the Food Emporium on 49th and Eighth for chips and salsa Tuesday night, "running around the store with two girlfriends and giggling like children."

I love her.

Grocery Store Hijinks For Hilary And Friends

The New York Daily News reports Hilary Duff hit the Food Emporium on 49th and Eighth for chips and salsa Tuesday night, "running around the store with two girlfriends and giggling like children."

I love her.
Sounds like something I would do with my friends.

That would have been funny. :lol:

LOL, you peeking in the arena window.

LOL, you peeking in the arena window.
LOL

Grocery Store Hijinks For Hilary And Friends

The New York Daily News reports Hilary Duff hit the Food Emporium on 49th and Eighth for chips and salsa Tuesday night, "running around the store with two girlfriends and giggling like children."

I love her.
Grocery Store. :lol:

LOL, you peeking in the arena window.
Sounds like something CHAD would say. :lol:

I have an amazing class schedule. I only have one class on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, so I'm going to that concert for sure. WOO HOO! :woohoo:

Sounds like something CHAD would say. :lol:

Well, I got the idea from him, LOL.

I have an amazing class schedule. I only have one class on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, so I'm going to that concert for sure. WOO HOO! :woohoo:
LOL Meteorology.

You'd learn more here from TF than you would a class.

LOL Meteorology.

You'd learn more here from TF than you would a class.
:lol: Probably.

I have an amazing class schedule. I only have one class on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, so I'm going to that concert for sure. WOO HOO! :woohoo:
Thats awesome.

LOL Meteorology.

You'd learn more here from TF than you would a class.
LOL

Well, I got the idea from him, LOL.
Too bad the arena has no windows. :(

Too bad the arena has no windows. :(
Oh. :lol: :(

Too bad the arena has no windows. :(
LOL Fans getting bored and looking out the window.

Oh ****, it's only nine more days before I turn 18. Damn, the last week of August is gonna be craaaaazzzzyyy. :lol:

LOL, Jackie posted two weird threads in Chit Chat.

LOL Fans getting bored and looking out the window.
:lol:

Oh ****, it's only nine more days before I turn 18. Damn, the last week of August is gonna be craaaaazzzzyyy. :lol:
Wow, Happy early Birthday!

LOL, Jackie posted two weird threads in Chit Chat.
I guess Lynn and her got bored today. Wasn't around. :lol:

Wow, Happy early Birthday!
Thanks. I'm so excited! :woohoo: