View Full Version : Andy Dick Goes Berserk at Shatner Roast


Brian Damage
08-15-2006, 11:12 AM
HOLLYWOOD - Comedian Andy Dick reportedly went berserk backstage at the Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner on Sunday, licking screen siren Farrah Fawcett and biting a journalist.
New York Post reporter Mandy Stadtmiller claims she watched Dick lick Fawcett, Carrie Fisher and comedian Patton Oswalt before turning his attentions to her.

He allegedly groped her, tried to kiss her, proclaimed his love for her and then bit her hand, telling her, "Baby please, put in something nice. They're so mean. I'm not weird. Maybe I'm a little weird--they make me out to be a monster, I'm not a monster. I just want to have fun, baby please."

She also accuses him of urinating in front of her and offering her cocaine.

The show will air on Sunday Aug. 20.

Janice
08-15-2006, 11:46 AM
I wonder if he was stoned? I wonder if they'll air it. It doesn't even sound funny.

PZelda
08-15-2006, 12:00 PM
I wonder if he was stoned? I wonder if they'll air it. It doesn't even sound funny.
To me, it sounds like he was pretty bombed. :crazy: :drink:

It says all of this occurred backstage and not on stage, so I doubt they'll air THAT part of Shatner's roast.

dlemond
08-15-2006, 12:01 PM
I don't think Andy Dick is funny at all.

And he is clearly out of his mind.

Supposedly he was drinking and also offered the journalist cocaine, which apparently, he was using.

Superstar
08-15-2006, 01:34 PM
watched Dick lick Fawcett

that sounds so weird :lol: Dick lick.

I always found him funny, I really liked him on Less Than Perfect. I seriously hope he comes off drugs and gets his act together.

Ireneparalegal
08-15-2006, 01:57 PM
I've always hated him. His last name "Dick" sure fits him.

Lamont
08-15-2006, 02:13 PM
i will post this since I have seen Andy Dick live in concert
he really seems to be a self destructive and way out of control guy
i know he has had drug and alcohol issues for years

when i saw him in concert (like 3-4 years ago) he was CLEARLY out of it and not making much sense
he really needs to get help before he ends up in trouble, or worse, ends up like belushi or chris farley

a real shame

Brad Russ
08-15-2006, 02:39 PM
I've always hated him. His last name "Dick" sure fits him.

Exactly what I was going to say. WHAT AN assh*le!!! I wonder why none of the guys there jumped in and kicked his scrawny little ass. If I saw some freak molesting women, whether they were "joking" or not, I wouldn't just stand there and do nothing..

80sTrivia
08-15-2006, 03:04 PM
He's such a spazoid... it's a wonder someone didn't punch his face... :lol:

Lodee
08-15-2006, 05:00 PM
I've always hated him. His last name "Dick" sure fits him.
You got that right............. :rolleyes:

Adamantium
08-15-2006, 06:45 PM
I think Andy Dick is hilarious. While I don't condone what he did, I still like him. He's obviously back on the drugs and alcohol. A couple years ago he said he was clean and sober. It's sad that he's reverted back.

On the "NewsRadio" commentaries he's really funny and seems like a sweet guy. His main problem is he just craves attention too much. He even said that he'd rather have someone hate him than not know who he is.

And as for making fun of his last name being "Dick" he does that himself. So he's well aware of that. "I'm A. Dick!" - Andy Dick

Skywalker
08-15-2006, 11:25 PM
I can't say that I'm shocked. I remember last year at Pamela Anderson's comedy roast, Andy wouldn't stop touching Pamela's breasts. I think it was some kind of skit, but Pamela didn't seem to be thrilled about it at all.

Mr. Television
08-15-2006, 11:59 PM
I liked him on Newsradio but he's always had a wild streak offstage. I know he was friends with David Strickland of Suddenly Susan. He better get some help or he might end up the same way. He's out of control.

D-Dey
08-16-2006, 12:15 AM
I liked him on Newsradio but he's always had a wild streak offstage. I know he was friends with David Strickland of Suddenly Susan. He better get some help or he might end up the same way. He's out of control.

I never thought of Andy Dick as being suicidal at all. I remember him getting busted for posession of some sort of controlled substsance sometime around the third season of "Less Than Perfect," but haven't been able to find any evidence that he served out his sentence.


He certainly cracks Sara Rue up, though. Wild and weird maybe, but I wouldn't consider him suicidal.

Mr. Television
08-16-2006, 12:23 AM
I never thought of Andy Dick as being suicidal at all. I remember him getting busted for posession of some sort of controlled substsance sometime around the third season of "Less Than Perfect," but haven't been able to find any evidence that he served out his sentence.


He certainly cracks Sara Rue up, though. Wild and weird maybe, but I wouldn't consider him suicidal.
I remember them saying the same thing about Strickland and Andy Dick was with him that night. I'm not saying he's suicidal but when somebody's out of control like that, anything can happen. He is a good comedian though. I haven't watched much of less than perfect but he was very good on Newsradio.

Jonathan
08-16-2006, 05:25 PM
:crazy: Poor Andy. He is never serious, or so it seems.

theshark8777
08-16-2006, 06:32 PM
:crazy: Poor Andy. He is never serious, or so it seems.

especially when hes all drugged up. :)

Junichiro
08-17-2006, 10:11 AM
i will post this since I have seen Andy Dick live in concert
he really seems to be a self destructive and way out of control guy
i know he has had drug and alcohol issues for years

when i saw him in concert (like 3-4 years ago) he was CLEARLY out of it and not making much sense
he really needs to get help before he ends up in trouble, or worse, ends up like belushi or chris farley

a real shame

Andy could never end up like them, they had TALENT.

Adamantium
08-17-2006, 05:40 PM
Andy could never end up like them, they had TALENT.

Andy Dick makes ME laugh and that's not always easy to do.

He's one of the funniest guys out there today. He's obviously in trouble now (being back on the drugs). He needs help, not all this critizism.

But he's not for everybody, I understand that. I just don't see why people say they HATE him and that he doesn't have talent. And says his last name fits him.