View Full Version : Wrong Answer Game For Golden Girls


Wawwie
08-09-2006, 10:43 PM
I got this idea from whoever made this game for the show Seinfeld.
I didn't see a thread like this in The Golden Girls Forum, so I thought I'd try this for a bit of fun. Someone starts off and thinks of a trivia question about the show. Then, the next person replies with a "wrong" answer on purpose. You really have to know the show, because it forces you to be creative with your answers. Below that answer, they also leave a new question. The chain continues and continues from there.

Okay, so I'll start things off with an easy one:

Why did Stan and Dorothy divorce after 38 years of marriage?

PrettyinPink55
08-10-2006, 02:49 AM
Because Dorothy cheated on him with a younger man. :lol:

How did Rose's husband die?

Wawwie
08-10-2006, 03:25 AM
How did Rose's husband die?

He got kicked in the head by a cow with 17 teets.

What was the name of the old folks home that Dorothy put Sophia in?

80sTrivia
08-10-2006, 05:55 AM
Tranquil Acres...

By what name did Blanche call her father?

Wawwie
08-10-2006, 06:14 AM
By what name did Blanche call her father?
Grand Dragon.

Why did Sophia slap Blanche's grandson?

roz11
08-12-2006, 04:03 PM
He made a pass at her.

Why did Dorothy marry Stan?

Wawwie
08-12-2006, 05:08 PM
He made a pass at her.
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Why did Dorothy marry Stan?
Because she was after his money and fortune from being a novelty salesman.


When Dorothy was having a flash-back of her birthday party at Mr. Ha Ha's Hotdog Hacienda, why was she angry with Rose?

80sTrivia
08-12-2006, 07:14 PM
Rose gobbled down all of the hot dogs before Dorothy could have any...


Who did Dorothy and Sophia dress up as for the Shady Pines Mother/Daughter beauty contest?

Wawwie
08-12-2006, 07:18 PM
Who did Dorothy and Sophia dress up as for the Shady Pines Mother/Daughter beauty contest?
George and Martha Washington.

Blanche used her grandaughter to let a man she was dating think she was the baby's mother. What were the repercusions of Blanche's actions?

unsolved88
08-13-2006, 11:38 AM
George and Martha Washington.

Blanche used her grandaughter to let a man she was dating think she was the baby's mother. What were the repercusions of Blanche's actions?

The baby learned to talk and told everyone the truth. Why did Barbara Thorndike refuse to take Sophia's boyfriend Murray to the Mortimer Club?

Wawwie
08-13-2006, 01:39 PM
Why did Barbara Thorndike refuse to take Sophia's boyfriend Murray to the Mortimer Club?
Because she knew he was a pervert and would try to hit on her.

What did Sophia beg Dorothy and Stan to do in order to please her brother Angelo?

unsolved88
08-13-2006, 05:32 PM
Because she knew he was a pervert and would try to hit on her.

What did Sophia beg Dorothy and Stan to do in order to please her brother Angelo?

She wanted them to have a child. :lol: Why did the girls re-hire Marguerite the maid after firing her?

80sTrivia
08-13-2006, 08:01 PM
She wanted them to have a child. :lol: Why did the girls re-hire Marguerite the maid after firing her?

She was Oprah Winfrey's sister and they wanted to meet the talk show maven and be guests on her show.


Where did Sophia misplace the winning lottery ticket worth $10,000?

PrettyinPink55
08-13-2006, 08:03 PM
In the garbage disposal.

What does Dorothy do for a living?

unsolved88
08-13-2006, 10:52 PM
In the garbage disposal.

What does Dorothy do for a living?

Waitress at Hooters.

Where was Stan's cousin Magda from?

Wawwie
08-14-2006, 01:02 AM
Waitress at Hooters.
LOL! :lol:

Where was Stan's cousin Magda from?

Peachtree City, Georgia

Why do Rose and Blanche kick Dorothy out of their Elvis Hunka-Hunka Burnin' Love Fan Club?

PrettyinPink55
08-14-2006, 02:15 AM
Because she was too obssessed with him :lol:

That episode was just great! How all of the Elvis impersonators were at Sophia's wedding! :lol:

Who is Miles?

Wawwie
08-14-2006, 02:35 AM
Because she was too obssessed with him :lol:

That episode was just great! How all of the Elvis impersonators were at Sophia's wedding! :lol:
Yeah, that was one of the best shows. I can just hear Blanche saying "Dorothy, you're out of the club."
Who is Miles?
An escaped convict out to bilk Rose out of her savings.


Who is Max Weinstock?

PrettyinPink55
08-14-2006, 02:42 AM
Yeah, that was one of the best shows. I can just hear Blanche saying "Dorothy, you're out of the club."



Who is Max Weinstock?

I LOVED the way she said it and the way Dorothy couldn't stop laughing! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Max Weinstock is one of Blanche's lovers

Why did Dorothy not get to go on Jeopardy?

Wawwie
08-14-2006, 03:00 AM
I LOVED the way she said it and the way Dorothy couldn't stop laughing! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
And Dorothy saying something like "I've just been kicked out of an unathorized Elvis fan club. I'll try to pick up the pieces and move on with my life." LOL. :lol:


Why did Dorothy not get to go on Jeopardy?
The producers of the show thought she was too sexy and would be distracting to the viewers and other players.


What happened when Rose's daughter met Dorothy's son?

kellygoo72
08-14-2006, 03:47 AM
Rose and Dorothys kids HATEd one another and Never said one word to each other in the entire eppy.. LOL

Wawwie
08-14-2006, 04:33 AM
Rose and Dorothys kids HATEd one another and Never said one word to each other in the entire eppy.. LOL
What's your question??? :lol: :lol: :lol:

80sTrivia
08-21-2006, 05:51 AM
In the interest of keeping this fun game going, I'll propose the next question:

At what event did Rose have a near-fatal heart attack?

roz11
08-23-2006, 04:55 AM
The American Idol Finale.

What did the girls try and bid on in the episode "The Auction?"

80sTrivia
08-23-2006, 05:52 AM
A dinner date with Tom Cruise.

What type of business did Sophia and Max Weinstock open?

PrettyinPink55
08-23-2006, 10:28 AM
They sold Kibbles & Bits

Why did Blanche hate her sister so much?

80sTrivia
08-29-2006, 05:32 AM
Because she slept with more men than Blanche did...

What was the name of the neighbor's dog left in Sophia's care?

OH Nuts!
10-11-2007, 02:54 PM
Rocco the Impaler.

What affectionate nickname does Sophia have for Dorothy?

Sparkygirl
10-11-2007, 05:21 PM
Puddin' Pop.

Where did Rose live before she moved to Miami?

Kristen
10-11-2007, 10:24 PM
Puddin' Pop.

Where did Rose live before she moved to Miami?

Minneapolis, Minnesota, home of WJM-TV. In fact, she used to host a cooking show there! ;) (hehe, couldn't resist!)

How did Sophia feel about Shady Pines?

-STEFFY-
10-12-2007, 05:16 PM
How did Sophia feel about Shady Pines?
Sophia thought that Shady Pines was one of the most lovely, well-kept establishments for the elderly. She also loved the fine cusine of food that they served.

Why did Blanche, Dorothy, and Rose get arrested at that hotel when they planned on seeing Mr. Burt Reynolds?

OH Nuts!
10-14-2007, 10:53 PM
Because they played strip poker with an undercover cop.

Who calls Blanche a fifty year old mattress?

Kristen
10-15-2007, 12:41 AM
Because they played strip poker with an undercover cop.

Who calls Blanche a fifty year old mattress?

Rose. She was angry because Blanche had made a pass at Miles.

Why did Rose withhold sex from Miles?

OH Nuts!
10-17-2007, 12:38 AM
Because, according to old Nordic legend, you don't buy the cow when you can get the gefluetenhoogle for free.

Who calls Rose and Blanche Heckle and Jeckle?

Karen197488
07-29-2008, 09:57 PM
Stan

Why did Sophie call Dorothy pussycat?

Kristen
07-29-2008, 10:01 PM
Because she had always hated cats, and she couldn't stand Dorothy, either.

Why did Dorothy and Stan have to get married?

Karen197488
07-29-2008, 10:10 PM
It was an arranged marriage and Sophie would not allow Dorothy to marry Stan unless she married Stan's father.

Why did the girls share a house together?

OH Nuts!
07-29-2008, 10:43 PM
So they could pool their money and buy industrial drums of Metamucil at Costco.

What was the name of the man Blanche and Sophia fight over in one episode?

PrettyinPink55
07-29-2008, 11:51 PM
Burt Reynolds

Why did Dorothy, Rose, and Blanche get arrested for allegedly doing in the hotel?

Sven
07-30-2008, 12:08 PM
They were arrested for illegal gambling.

What major surgical procedure did Stan have on the EP "The Stan who came to dinner"?

Cowgirlup8621
08-04-2008, 12:52 PM
a vasectomy and labotomy lol

Why could rose not stand to have her younger sister around?

Smallscreen
08-07-2008, 01:25 PM
They were arrested for illegal gambling.

What major surgical procedure did Stan have on the EP "The Stan who came to dinner"?

Theu were arrested for prositution, not gambling.

"I can't believe these dumb cops think someone would pay money to sleep with you."

-Sophia, speaking to Dorothy through the jail bars

Sven
08-07-2008, 05:07 PM
Theu were arrested for prositution, not gambling.

"I can't believe these dumb cops think someone would pay money to sleep with you."

-Sophia, speaking to Dorothy through the jail bars
Try to follow along with the topic. This thread is for the "WRONG ANSWER" not right one.

Karen197488
12-26-2008, 04:31 PM
Rose's younger sister was smarter and prettier then Rose. Rose could not stand that !!!

Who is blanche's twin sister?

littlebeast
02-20-2009, 08:38 PM
Gloria

Why did Sophia want to become a nun?

OKCRay
02-22-2009, 04:34 AM
To collect lingerie for needy sexy people.

What are Blanche and Rose trying to save when they host a telethon on a local TV station?

OH Nuts!
12-25-2015, 10:11 PM
Stanley's toupee

Why doen't Dorothy get selected for Jeopardy?

ThisLittlePiggy
01-27-2023, 06:02 PM
Dorothy does not get selected for Jeopardy because she's too stupid.

Rose feels unsafe in her own house after _________.

TVLegend
02-22-2023, 12:33 PM
Dorothy does not get selected for Jeopardy because she's too stupid.

Rose feels unsafe in her own house after _________.
Miles came back from the dead and started sending her death threats.

Why didn’t Blanche’s brother Clayton have any success regarding women?

ThisLittlePiggy
02-22-2023, 06:00 PM
Blanche’s brother Clayton did not have any success regarding women because he was overly critical of them all.

Dorothy gets a job at the ________ where Blanche also works.

TVLegend
02-22-2023, 06:19 PM
Blanche’s brother Clayton did not have any success regarding women because he was overly critical of them all.

Dorothy gets a job at the ________ where Blanche also works.
Mortuary

Why did Rose’s blind sister want her to live with her?

ThisLittlePiggy
02-23-2023, 11:25 AM
Rose’s blind sister wanted her to live with her to help feed all of her 15 cats.

♪ YOU WOULD SEE THE BIGGEST GIFT WOULD BE FROM ME ♪ AND THE CARD
ATTACHED WOULD SAY ____________________________.

stevea
02-23-2023, 11:55 AM
♪ YOU WOULD SEE THE BIGGEST GIFT WOULD BE FROM ME ♪ AND THE CARD
ATTACHED WOULD SAY GO SUCK AN EGG.

While she is substitute teaching at a high school, Dorothy falls for ...

TVLegend
02-23-2023, 12:52 PM
♪ YOU WOULD SEE THE BIGGEST GIFT WOULD BE FROM ME ♪ AND THE CARD
ATTACHED WOULD SAY GO SUCK AN EGG.

While she is substitute teaching at a high school, Dorothy falls for ...
Sophia

Blanche decides to handcuff herself to the bed at her Grammy’s plantation because_____

ThisLittlePiggy
02-26-2023, 12:51 PM
Blanche decides to handcuff herself to the bed at her Grammy’s plantation because they were going to cut down her cherished Venus flytrap.

Why does Rose blame herself for Mrs. Claxton's death?

TVLegend
02-26-2023, 03:30 PM
Blanche decides to handcuff herself to the bed at her Grammy’s plantation because they were going to cut down her cherished Venus flytrap.

Why does Rose blame herself for Mrs. Claxton's death?
Because she fed the old hag some contaminated pecan pie.

Why did Dorothy and Blanche feud in the episode “Joust Between Friends”?

ThisLittlePiggy
02-26-2023, 06:54 PM
Dorothy and Blanche feud over who has the rounder bosoms.

The girls vow to __________ for an upcoming beach party.

Wawwie
02-26-2023, 11:29 PM
The girls vow to __________ for an upcoming beach party.
enter a hot dog eating contest


When Sophia had a lunch date with Burt Reynolds, what did Burt ask the girls? "So which one's the ____"?

TVLegend
02-26-2023, 11:51 PM
enter a hot dog eating contest


When Sophia had a lunch date with Burt Reynolds, what did Burt ask the girls? "So which one's the ____"?
Sissy in a dress.

Why did Dorothy get bad vibes from Blanche’s boyfriend Rex?

ThisLittlePiggy
03-11-2023, 03:53 PM
Dorothy got bad vibes from Blanche’s boyfriend Rex because she saw his face on a wanted poster down at the post office.

Stan takes advantage of Dorothy's hospitality while recovering from ___________.

ThisLittlePiggy
12-07-2023, 07:13 PM
Stan takes advantage of Dorothy's hospitality while recovering from hemorrhoids.

Their Christmas plans are ruined when the girls are held hostage by a man dressed as ______.

RLH
09-25-2024, 01:40 PM
Tulip.

What is the St. Gustav town slogan?