THE COSTANZAS

Starring Jerry Lewis
and
Estelle Harris


episode one- "Pilot."- guest starring Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfuss, Michael Richards, and Jason Alexander.- Jerry and Elaine see the perfect home for the Costanzas while vacationing in the Barbados; George encourages his ever-nagging parents to move so they can finally be out of his hair; Kramer encourages George to invest in a surefire company, which goes bankrupt.

2- "George Comes Crawling Back."- George finds himself in a compromising position when he loses all his assets to the bankrupt company in which he invested; he decides to ask his parents for money; guest star Jason Alexander.

3- "The Dependant One."- The Costanzas think that George is too dependable to be in another country without them. Meanwhile, they are already sick of the Barbados and their new neighbors, so whether George is ready or not, here they come!


4- "Frank's Sticky Situation."- Frank and Estelle crash a wedding they weren't invited to but feel they should've been.

5- "The Game Show."- Frank waits in the audience to be called on-stage by Bob Barker to THE PRICE IS RIGHT; when finally called, he's in the bathroom; guest Bob Barker.

6- "The Big Game."- An old school friend's son's baseball success stirs Frank to make up stories about his own "high-achieving" son.

7- "The Giveaway Contest."- George attempts to win himself a new car on a giveaway contest by correctly identifying the name of a song on a popular radio program; Elaine is enlisted in the attempt to help him identify the song. When Frank finds out about this, he gets the notion that the car will be HIS if George wins; nevertheless, George winds and ends up in a sticky situation. Guest starring Jason Alexander.

8- "Jerry Has An Idea."- Jerry thinks Frank's life story would make an interesting comedy routine; Frank objects. guest starring Jerry Seinfeld.

9- "Estelle's Problem."- Frank objects to his wife's mood swings; Elaine's co-workers pester her for Jerry's autograph after he starts the "Frank Costanza" jokefest craze. guest starring Jerry Seinfeld and Julia Louis-Dreyfuss.

10- "Another Day in the Life."- George's job may be in Jeopardy when Big Stein beckons for him when he is not there.

11- "Whatchoo Gonna Do 'Bout It?"- Estelle misses one thing about the Barbados: getting some "sun" on the beach. Frank takes on three high-school bullies while at Rockaway who decide to switch Estelle's sun-tanning lotion with syrup.

12- "Frank and the Other Woman."- Estelle suspects Frank of infidelity after he begins spending alot of time with an old childhood friend.

13- "The Reunion."- Jerry attempts to make amends with people who has lost respect for him over the years; Frank organizes a family reunion.


14- "Nana vs. Mama."- George's mother suspects Jerry's nana of taking a valuable vase that belonged to Frank's great-grandfather.

15- "The Craziness."- Frank causes disorder in his community; Jerry and George recall times when they almost got rid of their parents.

16- "Little Frankie Costanza."- Estelle is no longer satisfied with Frank's sexual performance and claims that certain things aren't as expressed as they should be anymore.

17- "The Invitation."- A great aunt of George's invites George, Frank and Estelle to her 80th birthday party; George attempts to come up with a good excuse not to go. guest starring Jason Alexander.

18- "The Shampoo Commercial."- Frank is cast in a shampoo commerical and is convinced it's leading to bigger things.

19 and 20- "The New House."- George looks into buying a house for himself, tired of his cramped apartment; but when bidding wars begin, it's Frank Costanza to the rescue to save his son from doing something crazy.

SEINFELD's popular spinoff will return for a second season...

THE COSTANZAS

With Jerry Stiller and Estelle Harris
Jerry Seinfeld
Jason Alexander
Julia Louis-Dreyfuss
and Michael Richards as Kramer.


--------------------------SEASON TWO-----------------------------------

Lots of misadventures, mishaps, and mistakes are on the way when THE COSTANZAS second season takes off!

SEASON TWO

STARRING JERRY STILLER
ESTELLE HARRIS
JASON ALEXANDER
JERRY SEINFELD
JULIA-LOUIS DREYFUSS
AND MICHAEL RICHARDS AS KRAMER

1- "The Perfect Pick-Up Line."- George begins a quest for the perfect pick-up line while trying to balance his social relationship and family relationship at the same time; Frank and Estelle demand too much and push George to the limit.

2, 3 and 4- "The Village."- George thinks his parents need a retirement home when they start to get a bit forgetful and haphazard; they misconstrue and think George is asking them to move in with HIM!

5- "Funny Farm."- George and Jerry discuss George's new roomies; Frank and George try to find a destination for a mid-winter trip, and stumble across a peaceful farmtown with a too-good-to-be-true deal on a motel there; guest Frank Cady as Sam Drucker.

More antics from the Costanzas are coming up... stay tuned!

6- "The Exodus Back To Reality."- George pities himself in public since he feels that pity is underrated and other people should be sharing his misery.

7- "Helen Seinfeld's Beloved Infidel."- George's father suspects foul play on the part of his spouse and Jerry's mother.

8- "Frank the Frank Seller."- Frustrated hot dog vendors ponder how to increase business; Frank, eavesdropping, comes up with an idea of his own: one of which he is not willing to share with the other vendors.

9- "Four's A Crowd."- George invites his girlfriend to room with him while her apartment is being fumigated, temporarily forgetting that he previously promised to spend a romantic weekend in the Pokonos with another gal.

10- "Jerry's Bad Joke."- Jerry tests out risky comedy out on George's family before taking it to the stage, which Estelle objects to.

11- "Frank and Friends."- Antique collectors Estelle and Frank start a business of their own, with partner Kramer.

12- "The Disturbance of George Costanza."- George has recurring dreams about his ex-fiancee, Susan; then one day, in real time, he swears he saw the supposedly dead Susan with another man.

13- "The Recurrence."- George decides to confront the situation head-on to see if Susan is indeed alive or in her final resting place. In a shocking twist, it turns out that Susan is indeed alive and well and only staged her death with the HELP of her family and friends to escape marrying George, scared of commitment. They reconcile, and George forgives and forgets, but when Susan offers to give it one more try, George says it would be for the better for them to say goodbye in a proper way at the right time.

14- "The Expired Product."- Frank uses expired medicine and sues the pharmacy he bought it from; Jackie Chiles is his attorney; guest star Phil Morris.