Ashlee: Where the hell is my dress? Just because TF says I'm gay doesn't mean I really am. I'm not wearing this tuxedo. I won't have it. ****. :bitchin:
TF: WHAT?! You picked it out and everything. This is a disgrace. :mad:

TF: Chad! You made it!
Chad: Of course. I wouldnt miss your big day...Plus I had nothing better to do.

Ashlee: *stomps off to get changed, giving TF the evil stare*
Joe: Was that a...love glance to Jackie? :confused:

Ashlee: Great, now we're going to attract the nigroes. Hurry. Hide the chicken!
TF: LOL

Kevin: *DIES FROM NAPKIN CUT TO THE NECK* X_X
Lynn: I will save you! Uhh, napkin cut? *gives mouth-to-mouth anyway* :grineyes:

TF: WHAT?! You picked it out and everything. This is a disgrace. :mad:
Ashlee: *walks back in with awesome dress on* LIES.

TF: WHAT?! You picked it out and everything. This is a disgrace. :mad:
Joe: Sorry, man. Looks like another tuxedo just went to waste :( We all know Ashlee really wanted it anyway.

Joe! :eek: QUICK
Jack: Yeah!:eek:

Lynn: I will save you! Uhh, napkin cut? *gives mouth-to-mouth anyway* :grineyes:
Kevin: *Dies again from too much tougne and GARLIC BREATH!*

Joe: Was that a...love glance to Jackie? :confused:
Ashlee: WTF? It was an evil glare to TF. Jackie's not even here, she's entertaining a lady in her dressing room.

Chad: Of course. I wouldnt miss your big day...Plus I had nothing better to do.
TF: Well, welcome. We have free food and everything, even though it appears you brought some... *Steals some chicken*

.. *has no prior information* I'm the brides maid of honor? :eek:

Joe: Sorry, man. Looks like another tuxedo just went to waste :( We all know Ashlee really wanted it anyway.
Jack: Yeah :(

Lynn: I will save you! Uhh, napkin cut? *gives mouth-to-mouth anyway* :grineyes:
Joe: NO MOUTH TO MOUTH IN CHURCH! :mad:

*HoHo eats KFC and chokes*

Joe: :eek:

*Joe gives her mouth-to-mouth*

Joe: This is an orgy wedding, apparently! :)

Kevin: *choked up* :mrtarver:


alright, go karen.

Karen: Okay. TF...you're weird and you breathe a lot. Not the good kind of weird, but the bad kind of weird. I don't even know why I was attracted you in the first place. Yet...*sings* everytime we touch, I get this feeling. Everytime we kiss, I swear I can fly. Can't you feel my heart beat fast? I want this to last. Need you by side! *ends song* And ever since Kellie Pickler dumped you for another WOMAN, it just made me wanna become a better person, for myself and you. I know you've been hurt in the past, but I swear, I'll never leave you! :mrtarver:

Kevin: *Dies again from too much tougne and GARLIC BREATH!*
Lynn: No, I'm pretty sure that was the napkin cut. :-/ *curses quietly before resuming position*

.. *has no prior information* I'm the brides maid of honor? :eek:
nothing is set. want to be?

TF: Well, welcome. We have free food and everything, even though it appears you brought some... *Steals some chicken*
Chad: Feed some chicken to the bride, TF. Like they do with cake. Thatd be funny.

Karen: Okay. TF...you're weird and you breathe a lot. Not the good kind of weird, but the bad kind of weird. I don't even know why I was attracted you in the first place. Yet...*sings* everytime we touch, I get this feeling. Everytime we kiss, I swear I can fly. Can't you feel my heart beat fast? I want this to last. Need you by side! *ends song* And ever since Kellie Pickler dumped you for another WOMAN, it just made me wanna become a better person, for myself and you. I know you've been hurt in the past, but I swear, I'll never leave you! :mrtarver:
Ashlee: *giggles*

Karen: Okay. TF...you're weird and you breathe a lot. Not the good kind of weird, but the bad kind of weird. I don't even know why I was attracted you in the first place. Yet...*sings* everytime we touch, I get this feeling. Everytime we kiss, I swear I can fly. Can't you feel my heart beat fast? I want this to last. Need you by side! *ends song* And ever since Kellie Pickler dumped you for another WOMAN, it just made me wanna become a better person, for myself and you. I know you've been hurt in the past, but I swear, I'll never leave you! :mrtarver:
Lynn: *BREAKS DOWN in tears* So much love! :mrtarver:

Ashlee: Great, now we're going to attract the nigroes. Hurry. Hide the chicken!

OOC: :rofl:

Ashlee: WTF? It was an evil glare to TF. Jackie's not even here, she's entertaining a lady in her dressing room.
Jack: Her and Shatronka are at it AGAIN?

Karen: Okay. TF...you're weird and you breathe a lot. Not the good kind of weird, but the bad kind of weird. I don't even know why I was attracted you in the first place. Yet...*sings* everytime we touch, I get this feeling. Everytime we kiss, I swear I can fly. Can't you feel my heart beat fast? I want this to last. Need you by side! *ends song* And ever since Kellie Pickler dumped you for another WOMAN, it just made me wanna become a better person, for myself and you. I know you've been hurt in the past, but I swear, I'll never leave you! :mrtarver:
kEVIN: *back from twice dead* do you,karen, take tf tew be yer man?
Kevin: Do you, TF, Take karen to be yer woman?

Karen: Okay. TF...you're weird and you breathe a lot. Not the good kind of weird, but the bad kind of weird. I don't even know why I was attracted you in the first place. Yet...*sings* everytime we touch, I get this feeling. Everytime we kiss, I swear I can fly. Can't you feel my heart beat fast? I want this to last. Need you by side! *ends song* And ever since Kellie Pickler dumped you for another WOMAN, it just made me wanna become a better person, for myself and you. I know you've been hurt in the past, but I swear, I'll never leave you! :mrtarver:
Joe: That was beautiful!

nothing is set. want to be?
Karen said I was earlier, so I will ASSUME the position!

Joe: NO MOUTH TO MOUTH IN CHURCH! :mad:

*HoHo eats KFC and chokes*

Joe: :eek:

*Joe gives her mouth-to-mouth*

Joe: This is an orgy wedding, apparently! :)
TF: Guess we may as well just spend our Honeymoon here, Eh, Karen? :grr:

Karen said I was earlier, so I will ASSUME the position!
awesome! :woohoo: i'm the best man because i said so.

Karen: Okay. TF...you're weird and you breathe a lot. Not the good kind of weird, but the bad kind of weird. I don't even know why I was attracted you in the first place. Yet...*sings* everytime we touch, I get this feeling. Everytime we kiss, I swear I can fly. Can't you feel my heart beat fast? I want this to last. Need you by side! *ends song* And ever since Kellie Pickler dumped you for another WOMAN, it just made me wanna become a better person, for myself and you. I know you've been hurt in the past, but I swear, I'll never leave you! :mrtarver:
Jack: Oh how BEAUTIFUL! :mrtarver:

ooc: I have to go to bed in 45 minutes. I have the first day of school tommorow.

Karen said I was earlier, so I will ASSUME the position!
:woohoo: YAY!

kEVIN: *back from twice dead* do you,karen, take tf tew be yer man?
Kevin: Do you, TF, Take karen to be yer woman?

Karen: Hell yeah I do! :grady:

Karen: Okay. TF...you're weird and you breathe a lot. Not the good kind of weird, but the bad kind of weird. I don't even know why I was attracted you in the first place. Yet...*sings* everytime we touch, I get this feeling. Everytime we kiss, I swear I can fly. Can't you feel my heart beat fast? I want this to last. Need you by side! *ends song* And ever since Kellie Pickler dumped you for another WOMAN, it just made me wanna become a better person, for myself and you. I know you've been hurt in the past, but I swear, I'll never leave you! :mrtarver:
TF: That was...Amazing. :mrtarver: I love you too!

TF: Guess we may as well just spend our Honeymoon here, Eh, Karen? :grr:

Karen: Ya know it! ;)

ooc: I have to go to bed in 45 minutes. I have the first day of school tommorow.
that sucks :grr: that's early though. that's like 9:00 your time.

that sucks :grr: that's early though. that's like 9:00 your time.
yeah ah neow

that sucks :grr: that's early though. that's like 9:00 your time.
Yeah :nod:


Ill have to go about that time this comign Sudnay too

Chad: Feed some chicken to the bride, TF. Like they do with cake. Thatd be funny.
TF: Sounds like a fine idea.

TF: That was...Amazing. :mrtarver: I love you too!
Joe: That's so touching!

Yeah :nod:


Ill have to go about that time this comign Sudnay too
that sucks. i can stay up til whenever i want! :woohoo:

TF: Sounds like a fine idea.

Karen: Wait till the reception, I'm not even hungry. :grr:

that sucks. i can stay up til whenever i want! :woohoo:
whore :grrbald:

Joe: That's so touching!
Jack: I know :mrtarver:

Karen: Wait till the reception, I'm not even hungry. :grr:
KFC at the reception? fine by me!

kEVIN: *back from twice dead* do you,karen, take tf tew be yer man?
Kevin: Do you, TF, Take karen to be yer woman?
TF: You bet I do. I DO. WOO!

whore :grrbald:
:lol: :(

KFC at the reception? fine by me!
Ditto!

KFC at the reception? fine by me!
Jack : Yeah! Ditto!

Karen: Okay, I just said "Hell yeah, I do. I'll take TF as my man." Can we move on now? :mad:

KFC at the reception? fine by me!
TF: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/StormtrackerTF/smilies/grin.gif

TF: You bet I do. I DO. WOO!
Joe: :happyface

speaking of reception, here is the music:

http://media.putfile.com/jesus-loves-teh-muffins
http://media.putfile.com/Pressure-75
http://media.putfile.com/When-I-think-about-cheating-97
http://media.putfile.com/phantom-63

that sucks. i can stay up til whenever i want! :woohoo:
Luckyyyy

KFC at the reception? fine by me!

Karen: We have prepared a feast for all of you. :D

*suddenly a helicoptor is heard outside the church*

Ashlee: Aw, what the frig is that?

ooc: i'm gonna go

ooc: i'm gonna go
:( :wave: good luck in school tomorrow.

*suddenly a helicoptor is heard outside the church*

Ashlee: Aw, what the frig is that?
Lynn: :confused:

ooc: i'm gonna go
:( See ya. Thanks for coming. :wave:

*suddenly a helicoptor is heard outside the church*

Ashlee: Aw, what the frig is that?
TF: What the HELICOPTOR?

*suddenly a helicoptor is heard outside the church*

Ashlee: Aw, what the frig is that?
Joe: :eek: Ashlee, what have you done NOW?

ooc: i'm gonna go
Night. :wave:

*Chad runs outside and shakes fist angrily at helicopter*

ooc: i'm gonna go
:( Goodnight. Good luck tomorrow :wave:

:( :wave: good luck in school tomorrow.
Yeah good luck, Night Courtnee, great clips:wave:

*Chad runs outside and shakes fist angrily at helicopter*
Karen: What's that thing doing here?

Lynn: What a beautiful wedding! *eats KFC chicken wings* http://photobucket.com/albums/v206/StormtrackerTF/smilies/taylor1.gif

Lynn: What a beautiful wedding! *eats KFC chicken wings* http://photobucket.com/albums/v206/StormtrackerTF/smilies/taylor1.gif
Karen: *slaps Lynn's wrist* We're not even officially married yet. :mad:

*Chad runs outside and shakes fist angrily at helicopter*
Joe: YOU TELL HIM!

Karen: *slaps Lynn's wrist* We're not even officially married yet. :mad:
Kevin: I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU...MAN AND WIFE!

Karen: *slaps Lynn's wrist* We're not even officially married yet. :mad:
Lynn: Oh.. crap. *stops* http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/StormtrackerTF/smilies/christopherupset.gif HURRY UP.

Joe: :eek: Ashlee, what have you done NOW?
Ashlee: Oh, right. A large aircraft lands outside and it's automatically my fault. :rolleyes:

*suddenly a silhouette of an older, ex Star Trek actor emerges through the doors*

Joe: :eek: Ashlee, what have you done NOW?
Jack: Yeah :eek:



Jack: How about a little Weezer and robots? :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97HFcJ4Ddgc

*Chad runs outside and shakes fist angrily at helicopter*
TF: *Watches* http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/StormtrackerTF/smilies/dunc.gif

Ashlee: Oh, right. A large aircraft lands outside and it's automatically my fault. :rolleyes:

*suddenly a silhouette of an older, ex Star Trek actor emerges through the doors*
Jack: SHATNER!!!!!!!!!!!!1

TF: Guess we may as well just spend our Honeymoon here, Eh, Karen? :grr:

Better get it over with now with that child on the way. ;)

Ashlee: Oh, right. A large aircraft lands outside and it's automatically my fault. :rolleyes:

*suddenly a silhouette of an older, ex Star Trek actor emerges through the doors*
Joe: Ashlee...it's your fault ohno:

Kevin: I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU...MAN AND WIFE!
Ashlee: *ignores strange man stranding it doorway and claps*

Better get it over with now with that child on the way. ;)
ROBORTO?! :eek:

Better get it over with now with that child on the way. ;)
Jack: ROBOTO!!!

Better get it over with now with that child on the way. ;)

Karen: :confused:

*Cal makes cameo by sitting in crowd with Ted Mcginley*

Karen: :confused:
Joe: You don't have to hide it from us! :rofl:

Jack: SHATNER!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Ashlee: My God...it is him. It's William Shatner! He's come to your wedding!

*cheers loudly, standing up* http://photobucket.com/albums/v206/StormtrackerTF/smilies/katharineghey.gif

Ashlee: My God...it is him. It's William Shatner! He's come to your wedding!
Karen: *faints from excitement*

Ashlee: My God...it is him. It's William Shatner! He's come to your wedding!
*Chad continues to shake his fist at William Shatner*

Ashlee: My God...it is him. It's William Shatner! He's come to your wedding!
Joe: WOOOO! :woohoo:

*cheers loudly, standing up* http://photobucket.com/albums/v206/StormtrackerTF/smilies/katharineghey.gif
*cheers too*

*Chad continues to shake his fist at William Shatner*
Joe: :eek: :mad:

Ashlee: My God...it is him. It's William Shatner! He's come to your wedding!
Lynn: WHO WHAT http://photobucket.com/albums/v206/StormtrackerTF/smilies/tayloreating-1.gif *realizes what has taken place* HOLY..

Joe: WOOOO! :woohoo:
Jack: YEEEEEEEEEAHHHHH:woohoo:

*cheers too*
*cheers THREE*

OOC: Jack, is that FOB episode airing AGAIN? This is like the 4th week straight you've had it there :grr:

Karen: *faints from excitement*
Ashlee: Nooo!!!!!

Shatner: *emerges from shadows* Everyone relax! I'm...an actor! *he puts his glowing hands above Karen's half dead self and she comes to life*

Kevin: I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU...MAN AND WIFE!
TF: WOOOO! Do I get to kiss the bride now? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/StormtrackerTF/smilies/gideonsmiley.gif

Chad: WHAT IN THE WORLD?!

*Chad continues to shake his fist at William Shatner*
Jack : :eek: OH NO YO UDONT! pissed:


William Shatner: Sir do...NOT shake...YOUR FIST AT ME!

Karen: *is unconscious*

Ashlee: Oh, right. A large aircraft lands outside and it's automatically my fault. :rolleyes:

*suddenly a silhouette of an older, ex Star Trek actor emerges through the doors*
TF: SHATNER? This wedding is amazing.

*cheers THREE*

OOC: Jack, is that FOB episode airing AGAIN? This is like the 4th week straight you've had it there :grr:
LOL no, it just aired last week again, I gotta hcnage it

Better get it over with now with that child on the way. ;)
TF: You're thinking of Joe, Chris. Thanks for showing up, by the way! You're a bit late. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/StormtrackerTF/smilies/taylornblankstare.gif

Chad: WHAT IN THE WORLD?!

Karen: BATISTA??! :eek: My cousin said he saw you at the mall one time!

Karen: *is unconscious*
Lynn: *slaps face lightly* WAKE UP, YOU'RE MARRIED! http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a380/DorkyW00tage/elliottsmiley.gif

*Cal makes cameo by sitting in crowd with Ted Mcginley*
OOC: LOL Cal.

Lynn: *slaps face lightly* WAKE UP, YOU'RE MARRIED! http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a380/DorkyW00tage/elliottsmiley.gif

Karen: I haven't even kissed the groom yet. :(

Karen: I haven't even kissed the groom yet. :(
Lynn: http://photobucket.com/albums/v206/StormtrackerTF/smilies/fostereyebrowraise.gif

Karen: BATISTA??! :eek: My cousin said he saw you at the mall one time!
Jack: Nope, thats William SHATNER


William Shatner : I was...sup-POSED to bet he....PASTOR,but.....I CNAC//elled so IM aa...GUEST

Jack: Nope, thats William SHATNER


William Shatner : I was...sup-POSED to bet he....PASTOR,but.....I CNAC//elled so IM aa...GUEST
Karen: You're a little late. :grr:

TF: WOOOO! Do I get to kiss the bride now? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/StormtrackerTF/smilies/gideonsmiley.gif
Kevin: Why not?

Karen: BATISTA??! :eek: My cousin said he saw you at the mall one time!
Batista: Thanks for the warm up. ;)

Chad: WHAT IN THE WORLD?!
TF: There goes our limo. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/StormtrackerTF/smilies/bigsad.gif

TF: There goes our limo. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/StormtrackerTF/smilies/bigsad.gif
Karen: *gasps* *starts sobbing*

Karen: I haven't even kissed the groom yet. :(
TF: *Kisses* You were saying...? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/StormtrackerTF/smilies/grin.gif

TF: There goes our limo. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/StormtrackerTF/smilies/bigsad.gif
Batista: Sorry, kid. I gotta do my entrance right.

*Batista gives TF the keys to a crappy looking beat up old van*

TF: http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/5996/crappyvanreactionic3.jpg

Karen: You're a little late. :grr:
William : IM...sorry

Karen: *gasps* *starts sobbing*
Lynn: http://photobucket.com/albums/v206/StormtrackerTF/smilies/taylornervoussmile.gif Uhh, it'll be ok! *looks at DESTROYED limo* http://photobucket.com/albums/v206/StormtrackerTF/smilies/kevinhorror.gif

Kevin: Why not?
*Wilford Brimley walks in with horse*

Wilford: There's just no reason not to.

Batista: Sorry, kid. I gotta do my entrance right.

*Batista gives TF the keys to a crappy looking beat up old van*

TF: http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/5996/crappyvanreactionic3.jpg
OOC: LOL

Batista: Sorry, kid. I gotta do my entrance right.

*Batista gives TF the keys to a crappy looking beat up old van*

TF: http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/5996/crappyvanreactionic3.jpg
:rofl:

Batista: Sorry, kid. I gotta do my entrance right.

*Batista gives TF the keys to a crappy looking beat up old van*

TF: http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/5996/crappyvanreactionic3.jpg
Joe: :grr: Well, there goes the $300,000 we payed for the limo...

TF: *Kisses* You were saying...? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/StormtrackerTF/smilies/grin.gif
Karen: http://photobucket.com/albums/v206/StormtrackerTF/smilies/taylor1.gif Nothing!

*Wilford Brimley walks in with horse*

Wilford: There's just no reason not to.
*James Avery walks in*

James: STOP RIGHT THERE :mad:

Joe: :grr: Well, there goes the $300,000 we payed for the limo...
Jack: Yeah :grrbald:

William : IM...sorry

Karen: Too busy having gay sex?

*Wilford Brimley walks in with horse*

Wilford: There's just no reason not to.
ooc: rofl:

*James Avery walks in*

James: STOP RIGHT THERE :mad:
William: What the.....HELL IS...this?

*James Avery walks in*

James: STOP RIGHT THERE :mad:
*Billy Mays walks in, yelling about his house cleaning products*
http://members.cox.net/yiotisshop/main/Billy_Mays.jpg

Karen: Too busy having gay sex?
William: NO... I was...trying to esCAPE..for,m a few....GAY TREKKIES

Joe: :grr: Well, there goes the $300,000 we payed for the limo...
TF: *Laughs* We? You payed for that thing.

*Elliot flies in and takes a crap in the isle. He sniffs it and then flies away*

Shatner: Stoole Pigeon! I'll come after you later!

Ashlee: *cleans up after Elliot* -_-

Karen: Too busy having gay sex?
Lynn: http://photobucket.com/albums/v206/StormtrackerTF/smilies/chrissmiley.gif

*Billy Mays walks in, yelling about his house cleaning products*
http://members.cox.net/yiotisshop/main/Billy_Mays.jpg
Karen: With TF's crazy cleaning, I'm sure we're not gonna need any of that. :D

*Elliot flies in and takes a crap in the isle. He sniffs it and then flies away*

Shatner: Stoole Pigeon! I'll come after you later!

Ashlee: *cleans up after Elliot* -_-
Elliott.

*Chad and James Avery eat popcorn chicken*

William: NO... I was...trying to esCAPE..for,m a few....GAY TREKKIES

Karen: Riiiiiggghhhttttt... :rolleyes:

*Billy Mays walks in, yelling about his house cleaning products*
http://members.cox.net/yiotisshop/main/Billy_Mays.jpg
Everyone:STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING


Billy BILYL MAYS HERE OXYCLEAN


Eveyr ones : pissed: :mad:

*James Avery walks in*

James: STOP RIGHT THERE :mad:
Wilford: *Wields sword* WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Karen: With TF's crazy cleaning, I'm sure we're not gonna need any of that. :D
Billy Mays: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/StormtrackerTF/smilies/papamcphee3yf.gif ARE YOU SURE? NO OXY CLEAN? KABOOM?

*Elliot flies in and takes a crap in the isle. He sniffs it and then flies away*

Shatner: Stoole Pigeon! I'll come after you later!

Ashlee: *cleans up after Elliot* -_-

Karen: What's my ex-husband doing here? pissed:

Karen: With TF's crazy cleaning, I'm sure we're not gonna need any of that. :D
TF: Yeah, get out of here Mr. Clean.

Billy Mays: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/StormtrackerTF/smilies/papamcphee3yf.gif ARE YOU SURE? NO OXY CLEAN? KABOOM?

Karen: Nope. We're good. Go to the YMCA and try to sell your products. I'm pretty sure they're gonna need them there!

TF: Yeah, get out of here Mr. Clean.
Jack: Billy Mays, SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP OR ILL **** YOU UP

Billy Mays: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/StormtrackerTF/smilies/papamcphee3yf.gif ARE YOU SURE? NO OXY CLEAN? KABOOM?
Ashlee: *knocks Billy out with fist* Carry on with the wedding, guys.

TF: Yeah, get out of here Mr. Clean.
Billy Mays: FINE. *grabs chicken leg from KFC bucket and runs out* http://photobucket.com/albums/v206/StormtrackerTF/smilies/sheedsmiley.gif

*Billy Mays walks in, yelling about his house cleaning products*
http://members.cox.net/yiotisshop/main/Billy_Mays.jpg
*Head On lady walks in, and starts running around the room holding the head on bottle*

Head On Lady: HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!

*Head On Lady walks out*

Ashlee: *knocks Billy out with fist* Carry on with the wedding, guys.
*Bride and groom and bridal party exits for reception*

Karen: Riiiiiggghhhttttt... :rolleyes:
William: No im...SERIOUS well maybe there not GAY..but they NEVER have girlfriends

Jack: Billy Mays, SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP OR ILL **** YOU UP
*Chad laughs hard at the thought of Jack hurting someone*

*Head On lady walks in, and starts running around the room holding the head on bottle*

Head On Lady: HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!

*Head On Lady walks out*

Karen: Wow. A lot of spammers at this wedding. ohno:

BRB.

Billy Mays: FINE. *grabs chicken leg from KFC bucket and runs out* http://photobucket.com/albums/v206/StormtrackerTF/smilies/sheedsmiley.gif
don't forget the fact that he shouted that! :)

BRB.
Ok!

William: No im...SERIOUS well maybe there not GAY..but they NEVER have girlfriends

Karen: :( All the bridesmaids are single!

Billy Mays: FINE. *grabs chicken leg from KFC bucket and runs out* http://photobucket.com/albums/v206/StormtrackerTF/smilies/sheedsmiley.gif

Karen: Freeloader. :rolleyes:

Karen: :( All the bridesmaids are single!
Lynn: :o :(

don't forget the fact that he shouted that! :)
Yeah!:D

*Chad makes out with Hilary*

Karen: :( All the bridesmaids are single!
William: OK...Ill GATHER them up

Karen: Freeloader. :rolleyes:
Jack: Yeah

This will be on the next greeting card I send TF and Karen!

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/8986/goldares9.jpg

*Goldar walks in and frightens Jack*

This will be on the next greeting card I send TF and Karen!
Karen: :eek: That should be illegal!

This will be on the next greeting card I send TF and Karen!
LOL


OOC: Whered evryone go?

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/8986/goldares9.jpg

*Goldar walks in and frightens Jack*

Karen: *punches Goldar*

LOL


OOC: Whered evryone go?
to your mom!

Karen: *punches Goldar*
Goldar: Ow, Jerk.

Karen: :eek: That should be illegal!
Illegal to be that sexy? I agree. :grineyes:

Illegal to be that sexy? I agree. :grineyes:
Karen: :nod:

to your mom!
Ah!

Illegal to be that sexy? I agree. :grineyes:
Kevin: :mad:

Goldar: Ow, Jerk.
Willam: GOLDAR....GET ME..trekkies

Ah!
*Jack's Mom is shown flirting with William Shatner*

OOC: I'm gonna go now cuz my siblings wanna use the computer. I'll be back in about an hour or two. :wave:

OOC: :rofl: im doing LOVE AND MARRIAGE for my Great American Love Songs song on Idolized.

OOC: :rofl: im doing LOVE AND MARRIAGE for my Great American Love Songs song on Idolized.
Loser. :p :lol:

K, see ya guys later. :wave:

Kevin: :mad:
Lynn: But not sexier than you! No one is. :o

OOC: :rofl: im doing LOVE AND MARRIAGE for my Great American Love Songs song on Idolized.
OOC : :rotflmao:" Awesome, what about Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman?

OOC: I'm gonna go now cuz my siblings wanna use the computer. I'll be back in about an hour or two. :wave:
The bride AND Groom are gone.

Hey Jack, wanna marry Goldar?

OOC: I'm gonna go now cuz my siblings wanna use the computer. I'll be back in about an hour or two. :wave:
:( :wave:

OOC: I'm gonna go now cuz my siblings wanna use the computer. I'll be back in about an hour or two. :wave:
OOC : Ok :wave:

The bride AND Groom are gone.

Hey Jack, wanna marry Goldar?
No, Im not gay

:( bye karen :wave:

brb i'm gonna take the idolized quiz.

brb i'm gonna take the idolized quiz.
Good luck!:D

Laterr Karen :wave:

No, Im not gay
Marry MG then.

Marry MG then.
Ok

Marry MG then.
Haven't you heard? I dumped Jack. :confused:

LOL oh yeah

Ok
:lol:

LOL oh yeah
Sorry. :-/

Sorry. :-/
Its ok

:lol:
:lol:

*sits alone in empty church, still smelling the unpleasant droppings of Elliott*

:bored:

*sits alone in empty church, still smelling the unpleasant droppings of Elliott*
The av :rotflmao:

Good luck!:D
thanks. that quiz was a killer -_-

can we go to random or something now? or do you all wanna stay here?

*sits alone in empty church, still smelling the unpleasant droppings of Elliott*
:rotflmao:

brb

thanks. that quiz was a killer -_-
Youre welcome, wow

*sits alone in empty church, still smelling the unpleasant droppings of Elliott*
:lol: avatar

WHAT?

can we go to random or something now? or do you all wanna stay here?
Whichever is fine :lol:

WHAT?
Exactly!

Exactly!
?

can we go to random or something now? or do you all wanna stay here?
Random! :happyface


?
I dotn kwon

?
NO clue

Random! :happyface



I dotn kwon
LOL

What abotu the reception?

Ashlee: Great, now we're going to attract the nigroes. Hurry. Hide the chicken!
:lol:

LOL

What abotu the reception?
the bride isn't even here :lol: let's go on on Random. or AIM. or neither and stay here.

the bride isn't even here :lol: let's go on on Random. or AIM. or neither and stay here.
Not AIM.

Not AIM.
whert ever :snob: are we doing a chat this friday/saturday/whatever the assigned day is?

when are you doing your sound clip?

Not AIM.
Yeah. I'll end up getting addicted to the chat and going to bed at like 1 in the morning. :lol:

Not AIM.
No


How aobut random? Or here

Yeah. I'll end up getting addicted to the chat and going to bed at like 1 in the morning. :lol:
:lol:

I'm going to bed at like 12 tonight cause I'm going to see St. Rose in Albany tomorow and I have to get up at like 6:30 :mrtarver:

I'm going to bed at like 12 tonight cause I'm going to see St. Rose in Albany tomorow and I have to get up at like 6:30 :mrtarver:
:mrtaver: DAM

that sucks. i can stay up til whenever i want! :woohoo:
I get to stay up whenever I want summer AND school nights. :p

I get to stay up whenever I want summer AND school nights. :p
:mad:

whert ever :snob: are we doing a chat this friday/saturday/whatever the assigned day is?

when are you doing your sound clip?
Saturday.


Your Mom.

I'm going to bed at like 12 tonight cause I'm going to see St. Rose in Albany tomorow and I have to get up at like 6:30 :mrtarver:
:/ Nice avatar. :lol:

Saturday.


Your Mom.
i knew you weren't going to do it. :grady:

Saturday.


Your Mom.
My last night to stay up late, well of cours eI will on Friday and Saturday nights , but this Thursdya nnight is my last night to stay up late duirng the week

I counted my mosquito bites again and got 16 this time, plus one on my arm :( ****ing mooching bastards.

i knew you weren't going to do it. :grady:
LOL the Before He Cheats one?

My last night to stay up late, well of cours eI will on Friday and Saturday nights , but this Thursdya nnight is my last night to stay up late duirng the week
:/ Well I guess we could do it Friday...But that's AI: TS night.

:/ Well I guess we could do it Friday...But that's AI: TS night.
OH WAIT, I HAVE AN IDEA! Lets just not do it at all.

I counted my mosquito bites again and got 16 this time, plus one on my arm :( ****ing mooching bastards.
:( I haven't had a mosquito bites in years. That's because I barely even go outside. lol

:/ Well I guess we could do it Friday...But that's AI: TS night.
Yeah, but strating next week, Ill only be up late on Fridays and Saturdays ,except for the holidya snad days off and stuff

*Billy Mays walks in, yelling about his house cleaning products*
http://members.cox.net/yiotisshop/main/Billy_Mays.jpg
I used to confuse him with Richard Karn.

OH WAIT, I HAVE AN IDEA! Lets just not do it at all.
WONDERFUL!:D


BTW hows AI TS coming?

Yeah, but strating next week, Ill only be up late on Fridays and Saturdays ,except for the holidya snad days off and stuff
Oh. Sucks.

I used to confuse him with Richard Karn.
LOL


and sorry aobut the mosquitos, Ashlee :(

WONDERFUL!:D


BTW hows AI TS coming?
...Your Mom.

OH WAIT, I HAVE AN IDEA! Lets just not do it at all.
:eek:

LOL the Before He Cheats one?
nope. i've given up hope on THAT one :grr: another one he was supposed to do. but he's not going to.

Oh. Sucks.
Yeah, cuase of school

nope. i've given up hope on THAT one :grr: another one he was supposed to do. but he's not going to.
Ah which one?


LOL wiat he already idd Before He Cheats?

LOL


and sorry aobut the mosquitos, Ashlee :(
Do you even know Richard Karn? :grr:

Yeah, cuase of school
No kidding? :lol:

you still need to do that stranded on an island AI:TS with guest star William Shatner, TF.

****, when's his roast?

...Your Mom.
TRabslaiton : Its not done


Yeah Jeremy, i know hwo he is

you still need to do that stranded on an island AI:TS with guest star William Shatner, TF.

****, when's his roast?
:lol: I don't write them by myself, we'll have to do that sometime soon though.

No kidding? :lol::lol: Yeah

TRabslaiton : Its not done


Yeah Jeremy, i know hwo he is
Yeah, Jack. That's the trabslaiton. If it was done, wouldn't it be posted on GSS? :lol:

Yeah, Jack. That's the trabslaiton. If it was done, wouldn't it be posted on GSS? :lol:
Yeah :lol:

:lol: I don't write them by myself, we'll have to do that sometime soon though.
I know, but you lead it don't you? Ye ****tard.

Ah which one?


LOL wiat he already idd Before He Cheats?
no :lol: he's never doing either. he was supposed to talk about me and hoho eating TOAST.

I know, but you lead it don't you? Ye ****tard.
LOL :nod:

no :lol: he's never doing either. he was supposed to talk about me and hoho eating TOAST.
Ah LOL , why wouldnt he do THAT?

Actually I'll probably go to bed in about 15 minutes. I realized I'll be getting up the same time I get up for school, so I might as well go to bed the same time. 11 :grr: