View Full Version : Caption Contest 2


savageamusement
07-31-2006, 03:46 AM
Okay get your thinking hats out...

Its CONTEST TIME


:tehcool:
Look at the caption below...

Use your wit and clever abilities to tell us, exactly what is "REALLY" going on.

Make us laugh hard enough- :triplets and you have earned yourself this weeks prize


Contest ends Friday the 4th, Savage Time

:so
There ya have it- Still confused?
I have entered a Caption to get you started

Good Luck:winkgrin


*When Lamont realized each DVD he touched, made his hands One size larger he KNEW he was DOOMED!

padre
07-31-2006, 09:44 AM
When karate instructor Hung Wi applied the growth hormone to his genitals, he missed the critical instructions saying "wear latex gloves when applying"

T-Greg
07-31-2006, 10:52 AM
All I said was "let's all give Jim a big hand for a job well done"...now look at him!

lilhave
07-31-2006, 10:56 AM
I know Brian, "hands off Solomon"

Harvey

TapeTrader2003
07-31-2006, 12:21 PM
Look at his hands...his hands are so big anyone would want to shake that person's hand.

savageamusement
07-31-2006, 12:57 PM
:lol: :rofl: :brent :rofl: :lol:

MsOrange
07-31-2006, 03:53 PM
Joe finally compenstates for all those jokes made about him in the locker room....

"what do you have to say about men with big hands now???"

Lex Luthor
07-31-2006, 05:28 PM
NO! Not the dreaded "hands of God" manuever I thought that kata was outlawed.

breadguy
08-01-2006, 12:31 AM
it takes two hands to handle a whopper!

breadguy
08-01-2006, 12:32 AM
this happens everytime i order the shell fish i puff up!

savageamusement
08-01-2006, 05:36 AM
NO! Not the dreaded "hands of God" manuever I thought that kata was outlawed.



Hahhaa

Dragonbear
08-01-2006, 12:41 PM
Hey Bob, You know what they say about Big hands.. . . . .. Big Gloves

robyrob
08-01-2006, 02:38 PM
and almost immediately, Roger regretted the slapfight challenge he had just made...

digitalmonkey
08-01-2006, 03:16 PM
A man claiming he is being discriminated against barged into the Isotoner Head Office today.

jie3
08-01-2006, 06:12 PM
Steve was starting to regret his desision to ask for a 'large punch' at the office party.


J

Lamont
08-01-2006, 06:31 PM
"If you think my HANDS are big..... BOOOOYYYYYY have i got a shocker for you!!!!"

darkmanj26104
08-01-2006, 11:18 PM
Sadly Sung Li knew he had inherited the dreaded Hulk Disease. But why hadn't he turned green? Why did it only affect the hands? He then went to the restroom. Upon taking 20 minutes to drop his pants, he looked down. "Oh no", he thought. "Now how will I get a date for prom"

Dragonbear
08-02-2006, 03:34 PM
You think you've got it rough? Try being me and keeping Two pimp hands strong

Lex Luthor
08-02-2006, 04:04 PM
I thought grandma said "if you don't stop you'll go blind", I can see fine but ....

savageamusement
08-03-2006, 06:18 AM
:brent

jie3
08-03-2006, 09:05 PM
Dave felt that there was a bit of a mis-match in the office Thumb Wrestling championship.

Dragonbear
08-03-2006, 11:00 PM
Don't worry, I know this like the back of my hand.

jie3
08-03-2006, 11:31 PM
No! I said go to the mail room and get a couple of large rubber BANDS!....

digitalmonkey
08-04-2006, 09:43 AM
Responding to the wanted ad, Dave did not make a good first impression by saying, "I'm here for the hand job."

savageamusement
08-05-2006, 11:00 AM
OKay everybody...great great entries here.
Contest is now over- thanks for all the submissions.
I will take the day and review them all and TRY to come up with a winner-
Which is going to be hard.




Stay Tuned for the announcment and of course the next Caption :)
:wave:

savageamusement
08-06-2006, 12:02 AM
That was a tough choice..but I gotta go with Padre on this round.
For those who missed it his caption was"


When karate instructor Hung Wi applied the growth hormone to his genitals, he missed the critical instructions saying "wear latex gloves when applying"


:clap
Some really great entries, and I love all the partipation
and of course all the humor you guys have :)

Stay tuned for the next contest !!

:yourock:

padre
08-06-2006, 01:54 PM
I knew my warped sense of humor would finally pay off! :)

loren
08-06-2006, 01:57 PM
I knew my warped sense of humor would finally pay off! :)


i hope you enjoy your prize

a slightly used pair of latex gloves

digitalmonkey
08-06-2006, 04:09 PM
i hope you enjoy your prize

a slightly used pair of latex gloves


A step up from the "almost worn through" ones he's been using, I'm sure.