View Full Version : Worst wrestling gimmicks ever??


Brad Russ
07-31-2006, 01:29 AM
What do you guys consider to be some of the worst wrestling gimmicks ever?? There have been many bad ones in every organization, but I have to say, the one that stands out to me as the absolute worst, was when the WCW introduced The Shocmaster back in 1993. :lol: I remember laughing my ass off when he made his debut, and he tripped, as his stupid little storm trooper mask came flying off. Ha ha ha ha!!! That was definitely the most pathetic debut I have ever seen in my life!! Here's a picture of him, as well as a video of him tripping when he made his debut. This is freaking hilarious!! :lol:

Btw, does anyone here know who played The Shockmaster?? I believe it was John Tenta, (Earthquake from the WWF), but I'm not positive.

Brad Russ
07-31-2006, 02:17 AM
Here's the correct link for the video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCXDrKCJdw4&search=sid%20vicious

Master Blaster
07-31-2006, 10:21 AM
What do you guys consider to be some of the worst wrestling gimmicks ever?? There have been many bad ones in every organization, but I have to say, the one that stands out to me as the absolute worst, was when the WCW introduced The Shocmaster back in 1993. :lol: I remember laughing my ass off when he made his debut, and he tripped, as his stupid little storm trooper mask came flying off. Ha ha ha ha!!! That was definitely the most pathetic debut I have ever seen in my life!! Here's a picture of him, as well as a video of him tripping when he made his debut. This is freaking hilarious!! :lol:

Btw, does anyone here know who played The Shockmaster?? I believe it was John Tenta, (Earthquake from the WWF), but I'm not positive.

The guy that was TUGBOAT was Shockmaster read that somewhere
recently.

Brian Damage
07-31-2006, 10:23 AM
Actually, the Shockmaster, was Fred Ottman aka Tugboat & Typhoon in the WWE.

Tugboat by the way was a really stupid gimmick, but I got plenty more. lol

Master Blaster
07-31-2006, 10:27 AM
Now as far as lame Gimmicks you have to include The GobbleyGooker in this one along with The Blue Blazer

Brian Damage
07-31-2006, 10:31 AM
Another stupid gimmick was the Gobbledygooker a wrestling Turkey!!! It's true. The Gooker was played by Hector Guerrero. (The older brother of Eddie Guerrero)

dlemond
07-31-2006, 10:42 AM
I don't watch wrestling at all, so forgive me.

But is that Shockmaster just wearing a Star Wars stormtrooper mask covered in glitter?

Master Blaster
07-31-2006, 10:47 AM
I don't watch wrestling at all, so forgive me.

But is that Shockmaster just wearing a Star Wars stormtrooper mask covered in glitter?

Pretty much here's what it looked like...

http://www.x-entertainment.com/pics/shock5.jpg

As for the part of you not watching wrestling can I ask why you don't?

Brian Damage
07-31-2006, 10:50 AM
Another stupid gimmick was Outback Jack. He was the WWE's answer to the "Crocodile Dundee" craze of the late 1980's. He hailed from Humpty Doo, Austrailia.

TJL
07-31-2006, 10:59 AM
I think The Undertaker got silly after a while. How many times did he die?

dlemond
07-31-2006, 11:01 AM
As for the part of you not watching wrestling can I ask why you don't?

I watched it somewhat int the 80s, back in the days of Jimmy Snuka, Bob Backlund, Iron Sheik, Tito Santana, etc.

It was somewhat fun to follow, but I was/am an obsessed football fan and really didnt have much consideration for --hides-- scripted sports.

Nowdays it seems there is almost no fun in it since the whole sport is watered down with a million wrestlers and a million plotlines.

And I just can't suspend disbelief enough to enjoy it or take it on its own terms.

Brian Damage
07-31-2006, 11:23 AM
In response to the infamous baseball strike of 1994, Vince Mcmahon created a "heel" baseball wrester named Abe "Knuckleball" Schwartz. He was played by Steve Lomardi better known to WWE fans as "The Brooklyn Brawler."

D.J.
07-31-2006, 02:15 PM
Duke "The Dumpster" Droese, Max Moon, Ahmed Johnson, Skinner were all horrible gimmicks. I think Skinner wins this contest.

TJL
07-31-2006, 02:18 PM
Could someone please tell me what exactly was the object of a "ladder match?"

I know there was a ladder in the ring, but other than that I'm in the dark.

Anyway, that was a horrible gimmick.

D.J.
07-31-2006, 02:20 PM
Could someone please tell me what exactly was the object of a "ladder match?"

I know there was a ladder in the ring, but other than that I'm in the dark.

Anyway, that was a horrible gimmick.


In a ladder match, there is an object about 10-15 feet in the air. Usually a belt. Th e object is to climb the ladder and get the object. I prefer the Hell in a Cell match.

Brian Damage
07-31-2006, 02:33 PM
Duke "The Dumpster" Droese, Max Moon, Ahmed Johnson, Skinner were all horrible gimmicks. I think Skinner wins this contest.


What gimmick did Ahmed Johnson have?!? This is about gimmicks, not the wrestlers themselves.

GARFIELDKOOL
07-31-2006, 03:42 PM
I agree with most of those gimmicks you guys named. Here are some more who I thought were silly.

Corp. Kirshner

The Honkytonk Man

Akeem the African Dream played by One Man Gang. He was white, and he played like he was black.

The Bushwackers

El Metador (Tito Santana)

Demolition (Road Warrior wanna bees)

Hillbilly Jim, Uncle Elmer, and Cousin Luke


I am an old-school wrestling fan, so some of you probably have never heard of these guys.

D.J.
07-31-2006, 04:24 PM
What gimmick did Ahmed Johnson have?!? This is about gimmicks, not the wrestlers themselves.


Ahmed's gimmick was supposed to be a bouncer type of guy from Pearl River, Mississippi. As a wrestler, he wasn't that bad, it was his gimmick that sucked. I think Skinner wins this contest. McMahon had him play a crocodile hunter which is ironic because in real life, Steve Keirns was a crocodile hunter and won several awards.

Brad Russ
07-31-2006, 04:36 PM
Here's one of the worst gimmicks ever, Bastion Booger.

Cactus Jack
07-31-2006, 05:39 PM
Here's one of the worst gimmicks ever, Bastion Booger.
WTF IS HE WEARING?!!?!? A CEWMENT WATRE FOUTNAIN!?!?!?!

Lex Luthor
07-31-2006, 05:42 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/10/Doink_the_clown.jpg/200px-Doink_the_clown.jpg

Doink and the "di**s"

D.J.
07-31-2006, 09:18 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/10/Doink_the_clown.jpg/200px-Doink_the_clown.jpg

Doink and the "di**s"


You didn't like that guy? That guy was hilarious. I loved his finishing move, the "Whoopy Cushion".

Ireneparalegal
07-31-2006, 09:34 PM
Here's the correct link for the video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCXDrKCJdw4&search=sid%20vicious
A stormtrooper mask with glitter...:rofl: what a bunch of idiots!!!:lol:

Brad Russ
08-01-2006, 03:18 AM
The guy that was TUGBOAT was Shockmaster read that somewhere
recently.

Oh, that's right, I remember hearing that awhile back as well. Thanks for clearing that up!!

lilhave
08-01-2006, 08:02 AM
I agree with most of those gimmicks you guys named. Here are some more who I thought were silly.

Corp. Kirshner

The Honkytonk Man

Akeem the African Dream played by One Man Gang. He was white, and he played like he was black.

The Bushwackers

El Metador (Tito Santana)

Demolition (Road Warrior wanna bees)

Hillbilly Jim, Uncle Elmer, and Cousin Luke


I am an old-school wrestling fan, so some of you probably have never heard of these guys.

Old school? Growing up in New York way back when had wrestling on every night of the week. Sunday with Jules Strongbow came from California and featured Georgous George, Baron Leone, Kola Kwariani, Wilburr Snyder, a young Freddy Blassie, Wild Red Barry etc. Thursday night was from Capital Arena, Jimmy Lake announcing and featuring Anotinio Rocca and his feuds with Karl Von Hess and Dr. Jerry Graham. One night was from the Sportatorium in Texas, run by the Von Eric family, also featuring Dory and Terry Funk. Friday was from New Jersey, had Skull Murphy, Brute Bernard, The Sicilians, among others.

My favorite night as a kid was saturday night as I was allowed to stay up to 10:00, as the old Dumont station had with Jack Brickhouse announcing, wrestling from the Amphtheater in Chicago. Saw Yukon Eric, Killer Kowalski, The Mighty Atlas, Farmer Gray, Benito Gardini and my favorites, Art Neilson and Reggie Lisowski.

My favorite wrestler was the original Shiek. He knew how to get the crowd riled. With his pointed boot, fire thumb, plastic fork, camel trot, he gave the crowd their money's worth. Classic battles against Bobo Brazil and his cocoa butt.

Was listening to some shoot interviews of the old time wrestlers. They came out of character and told of the old days. Brought back some fond memories.

Saturday had the roller derby on tv. Plenty of mindless entertainment in those days. Little has changed.

Harvey

Chain Gang Member
08-04-2006, 04:33 PM
Chavo GUerrero changing his name to Kerwin WHite

The Great Khali(unless the Last Man Standing MAtch @ Summer Slam is entertaining,the guy is boring)He just beats up on people smaller(except The Undertaker

staypuftman2004
09-04-2006, 11:46 AM
repo man