Lee G
07-25-2006, 10:35 AM
The Brady Bunch needs to be updated into a sitcom with modern characters. The opening theme song might go something like this:
Here's the story
Of an ugly lady
Who was bringing up three very ugly girls
All of them had purple hair
Like their mother
The youngest one in chains
It's the story
Of a man named Crazy
Who was busy with three punks of his own
They were four men
With tattoos and piercings
Covered from head to toe
Then one day the lady met this fellow
And they knew that it was much more than a hunch
That these freaks must somehow form a family
That's the way we all became The Crazy Punks
The Crazy Punks
The Crazy Punks
That's the way we became The Crazy Punks!
One of the networks should pick up on this idea. The show would be a big hit.
Here's the story
Of an ugly lady
Who was bringing up three very ugly girls
All of them had purple hair
Like their mother
The youngest one in chains
It's the story
Of a man named Crazy
Who was busy with three punks of his own
They were four men
With tattoos and piercings
Covered from head to toe
Then one day the lady met this fellow
And they knew that it was much more than a hunch
That these freaks must somehow form a family
That's the way we all became The Crazy Punks
The Crazy Punks
The Crazy Punks
That's the way we became The Crazy Punks!
One of the networks should pick up on this idea. The show would be a big hit.