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Chain Gang Member
07-21-2006, 01:32 PM
I started watching it during the middle of season 4 but I really started laughing during season 5.These were the episodes that really made me laugh.I can't name them all but I'll just name a few.

Season 5
The Night Of The Ropers
Roper:Oh sweetheart!

Furley::eek:

ROper:Here comes your poopsy woopsy

DOuble Trouble
Furley:It's alright Jack.He apologized

All::eek:

Furley:Great party

All::eek:

Dying TO Meet You
Max:You're telling me that Jack is dead?

Furley::eek:

Janet:That's right

Furley::faint:

Season 6
Two Who Flew The Cukoos Nest
Where Tom sings The Three Little Fishies and does that wacky look that frightens Jack & Janet

Season 7
Extra,Extra
Furley:Hank Thompson would like to apologize to the people in my latest column.Not only is the apartment not run down,but none of these actions would never be tolorated.According to Ralph Furley,their gay landlord:) :eek:

All::lol:

Season 8
SHe Loves,She Loves Me Not
Jack:If this isn't neither of your's,who's is it?

Terri:Alice Green

JAck:Who's ALice Green?

Terri:A patient at the hospital.It's her magazine

Larry:You wouldn't Alice's number would you?

Terri:She's 84!

LArry:What does she look like?

All:LARRY!

Season 1
No Dogs,No Children
Jack:THere's nothing a girl likes more than a tickle on the tummy

CHrissy:Not like that.Like this

Jack:You are so beautiful(makes kissy sounds)

Janet::rolleyes:

Chrissy:No Jack.Not on the table

Janet:What?

Jack:Yeah on the floor is much better

Janet:ALRIGHT YOU GUYS,KNOCK IT OFF!

JAck:Hi

JAnet::D High

Season 2
Home Movies
Larry:Woody Woodpecker?!

Jack:Good thing about what's his name.He really gave you the bird(does a Woody Woodpecker laugh)

Season 3
A Catered Affair
Lady:I'll have a Brandi Alexander

Roper:My name is Stanley
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Mrs.Penrose:I'll have a white wine

Roper:Sure

Mrs.Penrose:Wait.What year is it?

Roper:Lady if you don't know that,you've had too much to drink already
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Mrs.Roper:Stanley if you came home and saw someone making love to me,what would you do?

Roper:Nothing

Mrs.Roper:Nothing?

Roper:Yeah.I figured the guy suffered enough already :lol:

Poke1313
07-22-2006, 12:29 AM
I think they're all hillarious. I like the one (I think it's Ground Rules) where Mr. Roper is talkin' to Jack about puttin' up shelves. That's some funny stuff.

I also like the one where Jack and Janet at lookin' for the rent (it's one of the first ones) and Chrissy startles them and Janet jumps and Jack dives into the bathroom. Chrissy apologizes and Jack says, "that's okay, I had to go to the bathroom anyway".

I like the one where Jack and Furley go to see Dr. Prescott and when they get back they end up barkin' at each other. That's hysterical, I think.

There's really too many too name, for me.

The whole episode of 'Up in the Air' is great.

Skywalker
07-22-2006, 01:45 AM
I think almost every episode is laugh out loud funny, but here's a few that really stood out...

A Man About the House
Strange Bedfellows
Days of Beer and Weeds
The Older Woman
Stanley's Hotline
The Bake Off
Jack on the Lam
Jack the Ripper
A Camping We Will Go
Chrissy's Hospitality
Handcuffed
Double Trouble
Dying to Meet You
Two Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Boy Meets Dummy
Urban Plowboy
Up in the Air
A Night Not to Remember
Jack Goes the Distance
Grandma Jack
Jack's Tattoo

comedyfreak
07-22-2006, 04:12 AM
Double Trouble made me laugh as well as, the one where Jack fought with an ironing board thanks to Cindy, lol. I liked all the shows from the 5th season. Oh and the episode where Jack tried to lay on a hammock was hilarious.

Karen64
07-22-2006, 11:50 AM
[QUOTE=Poke1313]I also like the one where Jack and Janet at lookin' for the rent (it's one of the first ones) and Chrissy startles them and Janet jumps and Jack dives into the bathroom. Chrissy apologizes and Jack says, "that's okay, I had to go to the bathroom anyway".


Yeah, that one was classic!

Anytime Jack would react in an exagerated way; his physical comedy got me laughing every time!

Another funny moment; can't remember the episode, but Jack is busted for riding his bike while intoxicated--he is standing in the police station. Someone holds up a specimin cup and says "can you fill this?"
Jack does his crooked smile and replies, "not from here"

LuLu Rogers
07-22-2006, 01:43 PM
[QUOTE=Poke1313]I also like the one where Jack and Janet at lookin' for the rent (it's one of the first ones) and Chrissy startles them and Janet jumps and Jack dives into the bathroom. Chrissy apologizes and Jack says, "that's okay, I had to go to the bathroom anyway".


Yeah, that one was classic!

Anytime Jack would react in an exagerated way; his physical comedy got me laughing every time!

Another funny moment; can't remember the episode, but Jack is busted for riding his bike while intoxicated--he is standing in the police station. Someone holds up a specimin cup and says "can you fill this?"
Jack does his crooked smile and replies, "not from here"

That's from "Days of Beer and Weeds" I love that moment too! Really, all of the ones mentioned are my favorites, Jack's Tattoo is probably one of the funniest episodes to me, IMO.

Janet: Didn't little Timmy do anything to you?!
Jack:Yeah, he wet on me a little, but that'll dry. :lol:

I Love John Ritter
07-25-2006, 07:10 PM
One of my favorite quotes from the entire show:

Janet: Are you going to the dentist in the morning?
Jack: Yes, mommy.
Janet: Do you promise?
Jack: I give you my word.
Janet: Good.
Jack: And my word is no!!!

:rofl:

LuLu Rogers
07-25-2006, 08:31 PM
Roper:No more Parties!!
Mrs. Roper:Is that your final word?
Roper:Yeah.
Mrs. Roper:Good, then we won't be hearing anymore from you. :lol:

Cindy: Don't you guys think I know what I'm doing?!
Jack:Well, you're always bumping into things... :rofl:

Chrissy:Just do what I do.
Jack:What are you gonna do?
Chrissy:The same thing you'll be doing only I'll be doing it first! :lol:

Janet:What are you going to do?
Jack:What do you do when you put a crooked screw into the wall?
Janet:You unscrew it?
Jack:Exactly, so I'm going to unscrew what the two of you just screwed up. :happyface

Chain Gang Member
07-26-2006, 09:31 AM
[QUOTE=Karen64]

That's from "Days of Beer and Weeds" I love that moment too! Really, all of the ones mentioned are my favorites, Jack's Tattoo is probably one of the funniest episodes to me, IMO.

Janet: Didn't little Timmy do anything to you?!
Jack:Yeah, he wet on me a little, but that'll dry. :lol:
I liked "Jack's Tattoo" also.My favorite part was when Furley thought that Jack had a baby:lol:

strawberry cupcake
07-27-2006, 12:19 AM
days of beers and weeds
two flew over the cuckoo's nest
a camping we will go