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*InThisMoment*
07-22-2006, 01:08 AM
LOL Jack's story. wtf.

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:08 AM
I demand that TF give me a public apology in the Reconciliation Thread for not seeing me tonight.
LOL he signed off just as you got on? :rotflmao: HE SHOULD!

*InThisMoment*
07-22-2006, 01:08 AM
Can you tell him that? I'm not gonna be here all day tomorrow. :( Maybe late at night, but I don't know...
:( Ok, I will.

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:09 AM
LOL Jack's story. wtf.
LOL its kind of a paordy of somethign in the 40 Year Old Virgin LOL

Karen*
07-22-2006, 01:09 AM
Dang :( Thats good too, cause I totally woudls tarted that LOL


Me: TF, you know how I know youre gay? Youre obsessed with sytoires about Ace and Fruity Pebbles

TF: Well Jack, you knwo I knwo oyure gay? You like YMCA

Joe: You knwo I know TF is gay?


Us: HOW?


Joe: He has dreams about Ace eating FRUITY Pebbles

Me: youre gay for syaing that

Joe: :mad:

Kee-Ron: Joe, oyu knwo I knwo youre gay?


Joe: DONT START IT

Kee-Ron: One of oyur nicknames is HomoJoe

Ashlee: Wanna knwo how i know youre gay,Kee-Ron? You think Ace Young is sexy

Kee-Ron: REALLY?:mad:

ASshlee: No

TF: You know how I knwo lynn is gay? The men celebrities she lieks are all feminine

:rofl: That's funny cuz it's all TRUE.

EmoJoe
07-22-2006, 01:09 AM
Dang :( Thats good too, cause I totally woudls tarted that LOL


Me: TF, you know how I know youre gay? Youre obsessed with sytoires about Ace and Fruity Pebbles

TF: Well Jack, you knwo I knwo oyure gay? You like YMCA

Joe: You knwo I know TF is gay?


Us: HOW?


Joe: He has dreams about Ace eating FRUITY Pebbles

Me: youre gay for syaing that

Joe: :mad:

Kee-Ron: Joe, oyu knwo I knwo youre gay?


Joe: DONT START IT

Kee-Ron: One of oyur nicknames is HomoJoe

Ashlee: Wanna knwo how i know youre gay,Kee-Ron? You think Ace Young is sexy

Kee-Ron: REALLY?:mad:

ASshlee: No

TF: You know how I knwo lynn is gay? The men celebrities she lieks are all feminine
:rofl: thats so true

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:10 AM
:rofl: That's funny cuz it's all TRUE.
LOL yeah sadly

Karen*
07-22-2006, 01:10 AM
LOL he signed off just as you got on? :rotflmao: HE SHOULD!

I saw him on AIM right when I signed on, but I was catching up to all your old posts. Then when I finished, I saw that he had left. :mrtarver:

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:10 AM
:rofl: thats so true
LOL of ocurse it is

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:11 AM
I saw him on AIM right when I signed on, but I was catching up to all your old posts. Then when I finished, I saw that he had left. :mrtarver:
Dang it, guess hes better off with Ace..oh WAIT LOL

So the weddings off?

EmoJoe
07-22-2006, 01:12 AM
I saw him on AIM right when I signed on, but I was catching up to all your old posts. Then when I finished, I saw that he had left. :mrtarver:
lol yeah he said NIGHT AIGHT and i feel like going to BED but i didnt know he ACTUALLY was going to :rofl:

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:12 AM
Oh well I didnt miss much on AIM anyways

Karen*
07-22-2006, 01:12 AM
Dang it, guess hes better off with Ace..oh WAIT LOL

So the weddings off?
I don't want it to be over between us. :crying:

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:13 AM
lol yeah he said NIGHT AIGHT and i feel like going to BED but i didnt know he ACTUALLY was going to :rofl:
LOL :rotflmao: NIGHT AIGHT? Who is he RANDY JACKSON?

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:14 AM
I don't want it to be over between us. :crying:
:( And Stifler bought new flowers! I guess its still on

Karen*
07-22-2006, 01:14 AM
LOL :rotflmao: NIGHT AIGHT? Who is he RANDY JACKSON?
:lol: at TF saying that.

EmoJoe
07-22-2006, 01:14 AM
LOL :rotflmao: NIGHT AIGHT? Who is he RANDY JACKSON?
lol he said [/Randy]...too

EmoJoe
07-22-2006, 01:14 AM
Oh well I didnt miss much on AIM anyways
:lol: it was fun but nothing to get all freaked out over

Karen*
07-22-2006, 01:14 AM
:( And Stifler bought new flowers! I guess its still on

He did? I'm so touched. :mrtarver:

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:14 AM
lol he said [/Randy]...too
LOL :rotflmao: awesome

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:15 AM
He did? I'm so touched. :mrtarver:
Yewah :mrtarver: Cause he runed em in the first place

EmoJoe
07-22-2006, 01:15 AM
here's what he REALLY said...i have the convo saved

HurricaneTF: AIGHT I feel like going to bed
DorkyW00tage: :-X
Always5Something: hell nah i aint reading no whole t hread
HurricaneTF: NIGHT AIGHT
DorkyW00tage: what happened.. that people are saying theyre sorry for?
HurricaneTF: /Joe_Randy

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:15 AM
:lol: it was fun but nothing to get all freaked out over
LOl ok pretty much a continuation of what it was hwne I left :lol:

Karen*
07-22-2006, 01:16 AM
Yewah :mrtarver: Cause he runed em in the first place
That dam bass tard. :mad: But I forgive him. :heart:

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:16 AM
here's what he REALLY said...i have the convo saved

HurricaneTF: AIGHT I feel like going to bed
DorkyW00tage: :-X
Always5Something: hell nah i aint reading no whole t hread
HurricaneTF: NIGHT AIGHT
DorkyW00tage: what happened.. that people are saying theyre sorry for?
HurricaneTF: /Joe_Randy
LOL :rotflmao: you SAVED it? LOL


Aw what was evryoen sorry baout :(

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:17 AM
That dam bass tard. :mad: But I forgive him. :heart:
Yeah

LOl youve SEEN American Wedding right? :lol:

EmoJoe
07-22-2006, 01:17 AM
LOL :rotflmao: you SAVED it? LOL


Aw what was evryoen sorry baout :(
we were discussing the fight on chit chat :lol:

*InThisMoment*
07-22-2006, 01:17 AM
LOL everyone saved the convo! :eek:

Karen*
07-22-2006, 01:18 AM
here's what he REALLY said...i have the convo saved

HurricaneTF: AIGHT I feel like going to bed
DorkyW00tage: :-X
Always5Something: hell nah i aint reading no whole t hread
HurricaneTF: NIGHT AIGHT
DorkyW00tage: what happened.. that people are saying theyre sorry for?
HurricaneTF: /Joe_Randy

LOL, the heck?

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:18 AM
we were discussing the fight on chit chat :lol:
:lol: Oh the SOLOMON thing the tape trading one

Karen*
07-22-2006, 01:18 AM
Yeah

LOl youve SEEN American Wedding right? :lol:

I didn't see that one yet! :( The only one I saw in its entirety was the second one...pretty good. :thumbsup:

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:18 AM
LOL everyone saved the convo! :eek:
LOL TRASNCRIPTS!



jk :lol:

EmoJoe
07-22-2006, 01:18 AM
LOL everyone saved the convo! :eek:
lol im gonna start doing that from now on...

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:20 AM
I didn't see that one yet! :( The only one I saw in its entirety was the second one...pretty good. :thumbsup:
Oh wow Ive seen all three, thats my fav one, the 2nd itst he one my avs in :rotflmao:



Yeah in AW Stilfer ruisn all the flowers and has ot gte nnew ones with some ehlp :lol:

TF=Stifler LOL

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:20 AM
lol im gonna start doing that from now on...
LOL why?

*InThisMoment*
07-22-2006, 01:21 AM
lol im gonna start doing that from now on...
Like I said in that convo.. I wish I still had my old MSN convos. They got lost when we got rid of the old laptop. :( LOL I wanna read that old convo me, Jackie and Ashlee had. The one about italian guys and something else.

EmoJoe
07-22-2006, 01:21 AM
lol i need to hide that thing GOOD though. dont want my mom stumbling upon it o_O

EmoJoe
07-22-2006, 01:22 AM
Like I said in that convo.. I wish I still had my old MSN convos. They got lost when we got rid of the old laptop. :( LOL I wanna read that old convo me, Jackie and Ashlee had. The one about italian guys and something else.
i saved this one cause i had a lot of fun tonight :lol: i wanna go back and READ it

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:22 AM
lol i need to hide that thing GOOD though. dont want my mom stumbling upon it o_O
Oh some bad stuff on it? Start talkni drity SEX stuff? LOL

*InThisMoment*
07-22-2006, 01:23 AM
lol i need to hide that thing GOOD though. dont want my mom stumbling upon it o_O
My mom never uses this computer. :p But I'd be horrified if she found a transcript of one of our chats.. :rofl: First the sound clip, and then that would be like.. O_O

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:23 AM
i saved this one cause i had a lot of fun tonight :lol: i wanna go back and READ it
LOL I sohulds saved it and sorry I missed the erst of it :(

EmoJoe
07-22-2006, 01:23 AM
Oh some bad stuff on it? Start talkni drity SEX stuff? LOL
nothing really bad lol...but some stuff i would rather not have my mom see.

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:23 AM
nothing really bad lol...but some stuff i would rather not have my mom see.
LOL like what? Cussing LOL

Karen*
07-22-2006, 01:24 AM
I didn't save our convo. :mrtarver:

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:24 AM
I didn't save our convo. :mrtarver:
Me neither:mrtarver: even htough I was only there for part of it

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:25 AM
Dang it now oyuve got me wanting to read it :lol:

Karen*
07-22-2006, 01:25 AM
Oh wow Ive seen all three, thats my fav one, the 2nd itst he one my avs in :rotflmao:



Yeah in AW Stilfer ruisn all the flowers and has ot gte nnew ones with some ehlp :lol:

TF=Stifler LOL

I love Stifler. :lol:

EmoJoe
07-22-2006, 01:25 AM
My mom never uses this computer. :p But I'd be horrified if she found a transcript of one of our chats.. :rofl: First the sound clip, and then that would be like.. O_O
id rather her not read the conversation about...uhh...well let's just say it was the one the goddess bunny was brought up in :rofl: o_O

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:26 AM
id rather her not read the conversation about...uhh...well let's just say it was the one the goddess bunny was brought up in :rofl: o_O
LOL was it this one :rotflmao:

EmoJoe
07-22-2006, 01:26 AM
Dang it now oyuve got me wanting to read it :lol:
hmm i guess i could SEND it to you but its nothing really amazing

*InThisMoment*
07-22-2006, 01:26 AM
LOL I didn't save the convo 'cause I knew other people were going to, so if I ever want to read it, I can ask them to send it to me. :grady:

EmoJoe
07-22-2006, 01:26 AM
LOL was it this one :rotflmao:
lol what?

*InThisMoment*
07-22-2006, 01:26 AM
id rather her not read the conversation about...uhh...well let's just say it was the one the goddess bunny was brought up in :rofl: o_O
Not like we said anything gross..

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:27 AM
I love Stifler. :lol:
Hes da man LOL

TF=Stifler
Joe=Finch or Jim
Me=Finch or Jim

EmoJoe
07-22-2006, 01:27 AM
LOL I didn't save the convo 'cause I knew other people were going to, so if I ever want to read it, I can ask them to send it to me. :grady:
i'm going to save ALL of our AIM chats from now on. and some convos too.

EmoJoe
07-22-2006, 01:27 AM
Not like we said anything gross..
yeah...but would you want YOUR mom to see it? lol i mean seriously...

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:27 AM
lol what?
LOL was thte goddess bunny one in tongiths convo? LOL

EmoJoe
07-22-2006, 01:28 AM
alrightey guys...i gotta go now :wave: night :)

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:28 AM
hmm i guess i could SEND it to you but its nothing really amazingLOL,go ahead I get too curious

Karen*
07-22-2006, 01:28 AM
Hes da man LOL

TF=Stifler
Joe=Finch or Jim
Me=Finch or Jim

Who would I be?

*InThisMoment*
07-22-2006, 01:29 AM
yeah...but would you want YOUR mom to see it? lol i mean seriously...
Uhh no. But it wasn't gross or anything. LOL The fact we had a brief conversation on transvestites in general is worse, because I couldn't explain that to her. :rofl:

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:29 AM
alrightey guys...i gotta go now :wave: night :)
Night Joe :wave:

Karen*
07-22-2006, 01:29 AM
alrightey guys...i gotta go now :wave: night :)

Good night Joe. :wave:

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:30 AM
Who would I be?
Maybe Vicky or Jessica? Ashlee is def. michelle I can see her talkign aobut thignst hat happened in a band camp.

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:30 AM
I should do American Pie: The Smurftarctor Edition but that would get DIRTY

*InThisMoment*
07-22-2006, 01:30 AM
pissed: Night, Joe. :mrtarver: :wave:

Karen*
07-22-2006, 01:31 AM
TF: Texas Smurftractor 43
*Pleasant Tomorrow* 43
The Girl Next Door 43

:lol: Weird

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:31 AM
TF: Texas Smurftractor 43
*Pleasant Tomorrow* 43
The Girl Next Door 43

:lol: Weird
LOL

Karen*
07-22-2006, 01:31 AM
Maybe Vicky or Jessica? Ashlee is def. michelle I can see her talkign aobut thignst hat happened in a band camp.

Who's Jessica again? Maybe I'd be her. Vicky is played by that crazy girl Tara Reid. :lol:

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:32 AM
Kee-Ron who sohuld be Finch me or Joe?

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:32 AM
Who's Jessica again? Maybe I'd be her. Vicky is played by that crazy girl Tara Reid. :lol:
Jessica was Vicky's sex experienced friend :lol:

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:33 AM
WE need Oz and Kevin

I guess...


Dasvey=Kevin
Jeremy=Oz
????

Karen*
07-22-2006, 01:33 AM
Kee-Ron who sohuld be Finch me or Joe?
Who is he again? LOL, sorry. It's been a while. :lol:

Karen*
07-22-2006, 01:34 AM
Jessica was Vicky's sex experienced friend :lol:

LOL, that's Jackie. :lol: I'll be Vicky then.

Karen*
07-22-2006, 01:34 AM
WE need Oz and Kevin

I guess...


Dasvey=Kevin
Jeremy=Oz
????

I need to watch these movies again. :lol:

*InThisMoment*
07-22-2006, 01:35 AM
LOL, that's Jackie. :lol: I'll be Vicky then.
LOL

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:35 AM
Who is he again? LOL, sorry. It's been a while. :lol:
Finch was the guy obsessed with Stifler's mom and he was the kidna weird one,he liekd golf and stuff he was obsessed with that Japanese thing :lol:

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:36 AM
LOL, that's Jackie. :lol: I'll be Vicky then.
LOL ok

Yes you do need to watch them again LOL

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:36 AM
Lets have Joe be finsh and obsessed with TF's Mom :lol: sicne hes Styifler

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:37 AM
Roby is Jim's Dad

Karen*
07-22-2006, 01:37 AM
Finch was the guy obsessed with Stifler's mom and he was the kidna weird one,he liekd golf and stuff he was obsessed with that Japanese thing :lol:
Oh yeah. :lol: I think you should be Finch!

Karen*
07-22-2006, 01:37 AM
Roby is Jim's Dad

That's a perfect role for him. UNCLE ROBY!!

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:40 AM
Oh yeah. :lol: I think you should be Finch!
Thought so!

:rotflmao: OMG now I get to write JOE;s part as doing really wacky things having to do with sex ( getting caught watching porn, getting caught having sex , the glue thing)

Karen*
07-22-2006, 01:41 AM
Thought so!

:rotflmao: OMG now I get to write JOE;s part as doing really wacky things having to do with sex ( getting caught watching porn, getting caught having sex , the glue thing)
:lol: Awww man...our little Joey really is going through puberty. :mrtarver:

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:41 AM
That's a perfect role for him. UNCLE ROBY!!
Yeah!


LOL TF calling me "**** Brick" LOL until I saw it on a Wikipedia article aobut the movies I tohught it as **** break :lol:

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:42 AM
:lol: Awww man...our little Joey really is going through puberty. :mrtarver:
Yeah LOL

IM gonna write this soon

Karen*
07-22-2006, 01:43 AM
:lol: Awww man...our little Joey really is going through puberty. :mrtarver:
So who do we have so far?

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:43 AM
This will be MY verison of it though, kidna like our verison of it...and Stifler's Mom:lol:

Karen*
07-22-2006, 01:43 AM
Yeah LOL

IM gonna write this soon

I'm so excited! :woohoo:

Karen*
07-22-2006, 01:44 AM
This will be MY verison of it though, kidna like our verison of it...and Stifler's Mom:lol:

Who's gonna be Stifler's Mom? Who's gonna be your leading lady?

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:44 AM
So who do we have so far?
Jim
Stifler
Finch
Michelle
Vicky
Jessica
Jim;s Dad
Kevin ( I think)
Oz ( I think )
Someone needs to be the choir girl OH and Stifler's Mom

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:45 AM
Who's gonna be Stifler's Mom? Who's gonna be your leading lady?
Jennifer Coolidge maybe :lol: she played her in teh movies

Im not gonna use us as every character just the oens I can think of Il lthink of random actors for the other parts

LOL whats dirtier? AI TS or American Pie? :lol:

Karen*
07-22-2006, 01:46 AM
Jim
Stifler
Finch
Michelle
Vicky
Jessica
Jim;s Dad
Kevin ( I think)
Oz ( I think )
Someone needs to be the choir girl OH and Stifler's Mom

And the people playing the parts too, I meant.

Karen*
07-22-2006, 01:46 AM
Jennifer Coolidge maybe :lol: she played her in teh movies

Im not gonna use us as every character just the oens I can think of Il lthink of random actors for the other parts

LOL whats dirtier? AI TS or American Pie? :lol:

I don't know. American Pie seems dirtier, but no one can match up to the greatness of AI: TS! :grady:

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:47 AM
And the people playing the parts too, I meant.
OK

Jim-Joe
Stifler-TF
Finch-Me
Vicky-You
Jessica-Jackie
Michelle-Ashlee
Jim;s Dad-Roby
Kevin-Davey ( I think)
Oz-Jeremy ( I think) or myabe we cna just have it be Chris Klein LOL

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:48 AM
I don't know. American Pie seems dirtier, but no one can match up to the greatness of AI: TS! :grady:
LOL youre right!

Karen*
07-22-2006, 01:50 AM
OK

Jim-Joe
Stifler-TF
Finch-Me
Vicky-You
Jessica-Jackie
Michelle-Ashlee
Jim;s Dad-Roby
Kevin-Davey ( I think)
Oz-Jeremy ( I think) or myabe we cna just have it be Chris Klein LOL

What about Lynn?

Oh, she can be the hot foreign exchange student. :lol:

*InThisMoment*
07-22-2006, 01:50 AM
:grady: MUAH!1

Karen*
07-22-2006, 01:51 AM
:grady: MUAH!1
HAY. :wave:

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:51 AM
What about Lynn?

Oh, she can be the hot foreign exchange student. :lol:
LOL NADIA :rotflmao: Her and Joe broadcatsing something on the net :rotflmao:

Whos Heather? Whos Sherman?

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:51 AM
:grady: MUAH!1
:wave: Hey NADIA I mean Lynn

Karen*
07-22-2006, 01:52 AM
LOL NADIA :rotflmao: Her and Joe broadcatsing something on the net :rotflmao:

Whos Heather? Whos Sherman?
Who is Heather and Sherman? :lol:

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:52 AM
Who is Heather and Sherman? :lol:
Heather-Oz's grilfriend the chori girl
Sherman-The redcheaded geeky kid, The Sherminator guy yeah

Karen*
07-22-2006, 01:54 AM
Heather-Oz's grilfriend the chori girl
Sherman-The redcheaded geeky kid, The Sherminator guy yeah
Heather will be played by Lauren.

Sherman will be played by...Chad. :lol:

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:55 AM
Heather will be played by Lauren.

Sherman will be played by...Chad. :lol:
LOL ok

YES I can see Chad tyring to se cheesy pick up lines :lol:

*InThisMoment*
07-22-2006, 01:56 AM
LOL I have no idea what on earth you guys are talking about.. but it SOUNDS funny. :grady:

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:56 AM
What should the story be? What are they doing? Where do they go? LOL

Karen*
07-22-2006, 01:56 AM
LOL I have no idea what on earth you guys are talking about.. but it SOUNDS funny. :grady:
We're doing casting for the Texas Smurftractor version of American Pie. :D

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:56 AM
LOL I have no idea what on earth you guys are talking about.. but it SOUNDS funny. :grady:
Is.

Karen*
07-22-2006, 01:57 AM
What should the story be? What are they doing? Where do they go? LOL

They should go on a road trip...somewhere. LOL.

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:57 AM
We're doing casting for the Texas Smurftractor version of American Pie. :D
Yup :D All three ,almost

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:57 AM
They should go on a road trip...somewhere. LOL.
YES

*InThisMoment*
07-22-2006, 01:58 AM
Oh.. Amazin'! :batman:

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:58 AM
Oh.. Amazin'! :batman:
Yup

Karen*
07-22-2006, 01:58 AM
Oh.. Amazin'! :batman:
And I'm going to love it. <3

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:59 AM
And I'm going to love it. <3
:nod:

Michelle: oh yeah and there was this one time at..

Oh yeah I gotta MAKE UP band cmap stoires for her now

Karen*
07-22-2006, 02:00 AM
K, I'm gonna go now. I probably won't be on till late tomorrow cuz I'm going to Great America (That's an amusement park, BTW) but I'm not sure cuz I have to go to work on Sunday afternoon. But I'll see you guys again soon. Late! :wave:

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 02:00 AM
K, I'm gonna go now. I probably won't be on till late tomorrow cuz I'm going to Great America (That's an amusement park, BTW) but I'm not sure cuz I have to go to work on Sunday afternoon. But I'll see you guys again soon. Late! :wave:
Ok :wave:

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 02:01 AM
IM going too night :wave:

*InThisMoment*
07-22-2006, 02:02 AM
Night, guys. :wave:

Courtnee
07-22-2006, 03:09 AM
:wave:

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 08:48 AM
LOL even Davey and Chad didnt come back :lol:

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 09:04 AM
I tohught of this

If Ace cnat row pubes his balls havent dropped much either

HIs balls drop at the same time the New Year;s Eve Ball drops at midnight of a new year

So..yeah



jk ;)

Southern Hellraiser
07-22-2006, 09:27 AM
K, I'm gonna go now. I probably won't be on till late tomorrow cuz I'm going to Great America (That's an amusement park, BTW) but I'm not sure cuz I have to go to work on Sunday afternoon. But I'll see you guys again soon. Late! :wave:
Have fun! :wave:

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 09:39 AM
Have fun! :wave:
:wave:

robyrob
07-22-2006, 10:26 AM
I tohught of this

If Ace cnat row pubes his balls havent dropped much either

HIs balls drop at the same time the New Year;s Eve Ball drops at midnight of a new year

So..yeah



jk ;)
what the hell?

EmoJoe
07-22-2006, 11:38 AM
I tohught of this

If Ace cnat row pubes his balls havent dropped much either

HIs balls drop at the same time the New Year;s Eve Ball drops at midnight of a new year

So..yeah



jk ;)
WTF jack? :lol:

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 11:39 AM
WTF jack? :lol:
Exactly LOL


BTW did oyu seem y reply aobvboutbeign too curious aobut the chat? LOL

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 11:41 AM
So yeah Joe, send it to me in a PM

Stormtracker TF
07-22-2006, 11:44 AM
Happy Birthday, Chad!

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 11:46 AM
Happy Birthday, Chad!
:wave:

Yeah Happy 20th Chad:wave:

EmoJoe
07-22-2006, 11:47 AM
Exactly LOL


BTW did oyu seem y reply aobvboutbeign too curious aobut the chat? LOL
lol ok...

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 11:47 AM
lol ok...
Yeah........

Stormtracker TF
07-22-2006, 11:48 AM
MAN you are nosy, Jack...

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 11:50 AM
MAN you are nosy, Jack...
I am, The Freakin Storm :wave:

Stormtracker TF
07-22-2006, 11:51 AM
I am, The Freakin Storm :wave:
Oh are you, Cactus Jacka$$?

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 11:51 AM
Oh are you, Cactus Jacka$$?
Very, TF

Stormtracker TF
07-22-2006, 11:52 AM
Very, TF
Well stop it.

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 11:53 AM
Well stop it.
Ok ,STiFler

Stormtracker TF
07-22-2006, 11:54 AM
Ok ,STiFler
*Hits Jack over the head with some lumber*

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 11:56 AM
*Hits Jack over the head with some lumber*
*Hits TF with a ruler and it breaks in half*

Stormtracker TF
07-22-2006, 11:57 AM
*Hits TF with a ruler and it breaks in half*
*Doesnt care*

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 11:58 AM
*Doesnt care*
*Doesnt either*

EmoJoe
07-22-2006, 11:59 AM
lol jack you REALLY want to read this? why?

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 12:01 PM
lol jack you REALLY want to read this? why?
LOl I dont know, Im curious. I odnt really have to I just get nosy

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 12:01 PM
Im gonna post some stuff from my script now wanna see it? Im not done but yeah

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 12:02 PM
LOl I dont know, Im curious. I odnt really have to I just get nosy
I guessi ts cause you saidi t was ufn ,and I odnt like missing fun:mrtarver: tahst okj though

Stormtracker TF
07-22-2006, 12:02 PM
lol jack you REALLY want to read this? why?
Because he's an overly nosy little twerp who feels like he should know every private discussion that happens when he's not around.

Stormtracker TF
07-22-2006, 12:02 PM
I guessi ts cause you saidi t was ufn ,and I odnt like missing fun:mrtarver: tahst okj though
Well you missed it...

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 12:03 PM
Because he's an overly nosy little twerp who feels like he should know every private discussion that happens when he's not around.
Youre right TF,youre right :( I odnt knwo why Im liek that I just get nosy

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 12:03 PM
Well you missed it...
Yeah ik now already Ok

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 12:04 PM
Ok lets just clam down and move on with our lives

EmoJoe
07-22-2006, 12:06 PM
LOl I dont know, Im curious. I odnt really have to I just get nosy
HERE I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT:

we talked about sex changes, full house, sitcoms, SOLOMON, That's So Raven, The twins on the Suite Life of Zack and Cody, The Disney Channel, old men, and other stuffs!

Stormtracker TF
07-22-2006, 12:08 PM
Youre right TF,youre right :( I odnt knwo why Im liek that I just get nosy
:lol: I'm not really mad, I just felt like being BLUNT at that moment. You know we all love ya, Jacko.

EmoJoe
07-22-2006, 12:08 PM
:lol: I'm not really mad, I just felt like being BLUNT at that moment. You know we all love ya, Jacko.
:nod: :bighug:

oh yeah and we also talked about how jeremy used to think we were MEAN. and we talked about SO in general. HAPPY NOW?

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 12:13 PM
HERE I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT:

we talked about sex changes, full house, sitcoms, SOLOMON, That's So Raven, The twins on the Suite Life of Zack and Cody, The Disney Channel, old men, and other stuffs!
LOL ok awesome


LOL The Disney cjannel? PLEEEASE tell me that lasted 5 minutes of it

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 12:14 PM
no, we talked about present-day SO, not...2003 SO :grr:
Ah

So basically you made fuin of every single member on SO? LOL jk

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 12:15 PM
:lol: I'm not really mad, I just felt like being BLUNT at that moment. You know we all love ya, Jacko.
LOl ok, thanks

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 12:16 PM
LOL WHy is Batman Bgeins one of the Amazon thingieso n here? LOL

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 12:17 PM
So wanan see what Ive workedo n on my script sicne you lats saw it?

Stormtracker TF
07-22-2006, 12:18 PM
So wanan see what Ive workedo n on my script sicne you lats saw it?
Uhhhh sure, Jack.

Karen*
07-22-2006, 12:21 PM
Bye loozers. I'm waiting for my friend to pick me up, so I decided to stop by here. See you guys tonight, hopefully. :wave:

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 12:21 PM
Eric : Yeah


Dave : Alright, we gotta go now, see ya!

Eric: Alright!!

Adam : Those guys are awesome

Eric : Yeah, hey we’re having a big family dinner tonight

Adam : Really? Awesome

Eric : Yeah, I dotn know if you wanna be there though

Adam : Maybe not

Eric : Yeah’

*latere that night*

Laura: Eric, Diana, Bill, Emily, guess what?

Eric : What?

Dan : Charlie Benson’s coming over for dinner

Eric : *laughs* Ha are you SERIOUS?

Laura : Yeah I know. What you mean but come on

Diana : He’s cool

Eric: Yeah, but still, with Emily’s parents around

Emily : What’s he like?

Bill : Oh no, really?

Dan : Yeah

Eric: OH MY GAWD THIS FOOD IS FABULOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSS

*all laugh*

doorbell rings*

Laura: Oh that’s him

*opens door*

Hey Charlie!

Charlie : OH my gawd, I swear this isl ike so totally awesome

Dan : Yeah


Eric : Hey Charlie

Charlie: Oh my gawd, you and Emily are getting married, CONGRATULATIONS!

Emily: Thanks

Charlie : Oh my god, like I totally am ready for dinner

Eric : Yeah right

Diana : Eric, where’s Adam?

Eric: He went home, didn’t know?

Diana : Oh yeah, right!

Eric: Yeah

Bill : This is interesting

Emmily : Yeah


Charlie : So, Laura what are you cooking?


Laura: Oh, we’re having burgers

Charlie : EXCELLEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTT Oh I wanna sing!!! “Tuuuuuuuuurrrrrn the beeeat aroooooooooooooooounnnnnnnnnnd ”

Eric : Not already!

Diana : I know

*doorbell rings again, Don and Fran Pearson*

Don : Hey everyone

Fran : Hey


Charlie: Hey, Im Charlie


Don : Hi

Fran : Hi, we’re Emily’s parents

Charlie : OOOOOH MY GAWWWWDD

Don : What?

Charlie : Oh nothing I randomly say that all that time

Fran : Well we all do

Emily: Hey Mom, Dad

Fran and Don : Hey!

*later that night at the table*

Charlie : I wanna tell you a story about this guy at my work

Eric : Oh no

Charlie : Yeah, the other day he yelled at me cause I was playing Celine Dion too loud

Eric : I would’ve yelled too

Charlie : See what I mean?

Eric: Celine Dion sucks lollipops

Diana : Old, rotten ones

Don : So, how’s it going , Emily?

Emily : Fine

Eric : This is great, evryone’s here, we got burgers, its awesome


Charlie: So when’s the wedding?

Emily : In a few months

Charlie : Can I come?

Eric: Yeah, but not as a bridesmaid

*all laugh*
Charlei: Anything before hand?

Eric : Yes, arm

*all laugh*

Seriously, don’t know yet

Charlie : Ok


Laura : Charlie how’s work?

Charlie : Splendid

Dan : Awesome

Diana : So, I heard you had an announcement to make

Charlie : YEEEEEEEEEEEEaaaaaaaaHHHH I got hired as a coach

Eric: Of what? Ballet?

Charlie : No, I dotn know yet, but its at Steelwood High

Eric: STEELWOOD?!?!?!?! OUR RIVAL?

Charlie : The job had already been taken at Sugarville High

Eric: Wow


Diana : You’re be a coach for the Steelwood Sharks

Eric : aka the Steelwood ****stompers

Charlie : Yeah, well


Eric They suck

Charlie : They do?


Eric: Worst team ive ever seen

Diana : No, nto yet Cedric’s making our team worse almost

Eric: Oh him? Blech

Diana : Yeah

Charlie : Well, Ill see what I can do

Eric: Don’t make us look bad

Charlie : I wont

Eric: Awesome

Bill : Charlie;’ swhat your favorite song?


Charlie : “Heat of the Moment”

Eric : Holy crap

Diana : Oh no

Charlie : *singing* I NEVER MEANT BE SO BAD TO YOU

Eric : We know it!

Bill : Yeah

Charlie: This food is fabulous

Laura : Thank you!

Dan : Thank you!

Charlie : You’re welcome

Don : This sure is quiet


Fran : Yeah

Eric : Tomorrow will be an awesome day, because! It will be the day that we plan the big party, not the bachelor ones, just the pre-ones, band and everything


Everyone : Alright!

*The next day*
Eric: So about this party, what should we do

Frank : It will be an awesome party

Rocko ; Sure will!


Eric: We’ll invite ,friends, family, pets, etc.

Emily : We need some entertainment

Rocko : I could do some

Eric : Nah, we know what happened at Cousin Amanda’s wedding

Rocko: Come on, I killed!

Eric : Bill, Diana and some others of us liked it, but some people walked out in the middle of it


Rocko : Yeah,so?


Eric : Ok, how about Matt? That guy would have a whole room laughing their asses off

Emily : You’re right! He;d be great


Eric : Yeah, Ill ask him, this will be awesome

Rocko : Yeah, it;d be great


Frank : What about a band?


Rocko: You’re right, we need a band

Eric : Yeah

Emily : Yeah , you guys could hold auditions

Diana : Thatd be awesome

Eric : Yeah!

Rocko : We’ll hold iti n the gym!


Frank : Yeah PARTYYYY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Eric : Hey Frank, gonna say Soul Patrol next?

Frank : No

Eric : Ok

*next day, they hold auditions, Eric, Rocko, Frank, Matt and Adam are there judging*

Eric : Ok, I brought in someone to help judge us, come on in!


*then enters….*

Rocko: Simon Cowell?

Simon : Yeah, it’s me

Eric : Lwt’s go


Eric : Our first auditioner is….Carl Hensley Carl?


Carl : Yes

Rocko : How old are you?

Carl : 60, but I like singing at my family’s wedding randomly when Ive had little much

Frank : O…k go ahead

Matt : What are you gonna sing?

Carl : Theyre Coming To Take Me Away Ha-Haa!

Adam : Alright, then go ahead

Carl : Remember when you ran away and I and got on my knees and begged you not to leave because Id go berserk

Well, you left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
And, they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away
Ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa
…..*stops*


Eric : Ok ok first off, what the heck?

Carl : You didn’t like it?

Rocko : No, I don’t mind that song, but that’s just too wacky, not what we’re looking for

Frank : We’re not looking for people who sings 60s novelty songs while drunk at family weddings
Carl : I don’t always sing thos,e I just felt like it today, I wanan bet hew 60 year old William Hung

Matt : Well, you are

Carl : Great

Adam : In a bad way, Simon?

Simon : That was quite possibly the most ridiculous audition Ive ever seen that wasn’t on American Idol, theyre having a party and they want a band, with a good singer, not that

Carl : How would do describe that?

Simon : That was like you just came from an isnane asylum and came here, it was really BAD

*Carl walks out*
Eric : NEXT!

*guy laughing*
Eric ; oh no, Charlie?

Tom : NO, its Tom, im 26 and I want to peform at the party with a band

Eric : Go ahead

Rtom : MOVE YOURSELF, you always lived your life, never thinking of the future, prove yourself, you are the move you make, take your chances win See yourself
You are the steps you take
You and you - and that's the only way

Shake - shake yourself
You're every move you make
So the story goes
Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Much better than the owner of a broken heart
OWNER OF A LONELY HEAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

Eric : What the heck was that? That’s a godo song ,but that was the worst rendition

Rocko : I was alive when that came out , well I mean I was teenager, and I love it, but that was just horrible

Frank : You sound like a girl, almost, you’re the worst
Matt : That was just about as good as getting a massage from your grandma after she got all sweaty
*al laugh and go Oooooooooooh*
I mean, it was HORRIBLE

Adam : Where’s that Carl guy by the way? He was better than you, wait actually…
Simon : That was hideous. That was like something youd expect at a karaoke bar, some guy in the restraunt just decides go up and try to be good, you cnat try to be good. It didn’t have the wow factor, by the way who told you you were a good singer?

Tom : Everyone I know, oh andm yco –workers

Simon : Get new co workers and a new everyone you know

*all laugh Tom leaves*

*just then a rock band, with a bald lead singer walsk in, there’s a guitarist, a bass player, a drummer and a keyboardist*

Eric : Wow, an actual band

The singer : Yeah

Rocko: Whats your name?

Singer : Im Adam Rocko, itsm y stage name, my actual name is Adam Larson


Adam: Cool,Im Adam too

Adam: Ah

Frank: So what will you guys be singing, and whatst he band name


Joey :Urban Rainforest!!!

Mitch : Cool, go ahead do your stuff

Adam : Ok, we’re gonna do Shimmer b yFuel;

Adam : love that song, go ahead

*band starts playing*

Adam : *singing*
She calls me from the cold
Just when I was low, feeling short of stable
And all that she intends
And all she keeps inside, isn't on the label
She says she's ashamed
And she can take me for a while
And can I be a friend, we'll forget the past
But maybe I'm not able
And I break at the bend
We're here and now, but will we ever be again
'Cause I have found
All that shimmers in this world is sure to fade
Away again

*during this Eric, Rocko, Frank, Mitch, Adam and Simon starts rockin to the song*


*then the upbeat ROCK YER BVUTT OFF part comes on*

She dreams a champagne dream
Strawberry surprise, pink linen and white paper
Lavender and cream
Fields of butterflies, reality escapes her
She says that love is for fools that fall behind
And I'm somewhere in between
I never really know
A killer from a savior
'Til I break at the bend
We're here and now, but will we ever be again
'Cause I have found
All that shimmers in this world is sure to fade
Away again
It's too far away for me to hold
It's too far away....
Guess I'll let it go

*song ends., the rest CHEER*

Eric : WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOq! Now THAT is what I call a band THAT was AMAZING beyond words, THAT’s what we need! THAT’S IT RIGHT THERE!!!

Rocko: UR-BAN RAIN-FOR-EST! UR-BAN RAIN-FOR-EST! UR-BAN RAIN-FOR-EST! UR-BAN RAIN-FOR-EST! UR-BAN RAIN-FOR-EST! UR-BAN RAIN-FOR-EST!

Frank : That was beyond awesome, that sdouns like a song to get drunk to a party that was AWESOME!!!!


Matt : If I had a lighter, I would’ve flicked it and waved it, AWESOME!!!!

Adam : Simply AWESOME, AWEOSME, AWESOME, AWESOME, AWESOME,AWESOME,AWESOME,AWESOME, AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!


Simon : Best yet by far

Eric : YOU’RE PERFORMING AT THE PARTY!!!!!


Urban Rainforest: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!


*after that day at home*
Eric : Man, that band was awesome!!! Find their number!

Rocko: Alright!


Emily : Who’s the band?

Eric: Urban Rainforest

Emiyl: Ewwwww is that some easy listening soft rock band rhat everyone will hate?

Rocko: No, itheyre this hard rock/metal type band, theyre really awesome


Emily: Ah

Frank Maybe they should hcnage their name , that name doesn’t sound metal

Diana : Yeah, Urban Rainforest sounds like the name of some…shampoo or fragrance
Eric: Yeah it does

Emily : Find their number


Eric : Yeah . I guess I have to think of some names

Diana :I bet they were awesome, though

Eric : They were!

Bill: Suggest the name Starship Enterprise!

Eric : No, Bill, thatll make them look like the second coming of Devo

Rock o: I like Whip It


Eric : So do I, but you know what I meant

Chad : Yeah, I cant wait!


Rocko: Me neither!

Frank : Yeah those guys rock

*Eric dials phone number*


*Adam Larson picks up phone*

Adam : Hey

Eric ; Hey, ist Eric the guy form the audition

Adam : Oh yeah! You! So yeah, what do you need?

Eric : Umm ,m y soon to be wife

Adam : So that’s what this is for? Awesome! Congrats!

Eric : Yeah, the patry before the bachelor and bachelorette parties

Adam : Ah

Eric : Yeah, well she though your band name sounded too much like an easy listening soft rock band everyone will hate

Adam :Yeah , we were always kinda iffy on that name, it doesn’t even fit us, oen of the band members’ gay co-workers thought it up

Eric : Sounds like it, so how about a new name

Adam : Yeah , like what?


Eric : The Pistols?

Adam : Sounds great, any other ideas?

*in the background* Bill; STARSHIP ENTERPRISE!!!!!


Adam : Huh?

Eric : Nevermind, my geeky OLDER brother whos in his 30s wanst the new name to be Starship Enterprise

Adam : Doesn’t sound bad, but yeah too geeky


Eric : So The Pistols?

Adam : Yeah!!! Sounds great!


Eric “ Alright! Bye


Adam : Bye


*they both hnag up phones*

Eric : THE PISTOLS IS IT!!!!

Emily : Alright, MUCH COOLER NAME!

Eric: Yeah!
Diana : Alright!

Eric : Yeah

Adam: Let’s go to a restraunt

Eric: Yeah!

*Eric, Emily, Adam, Diana, Rocko, Chad and Frank are at a restraunt*

Eric : Alright, I love this place

Emily : Yeah


Waitress: Hi, my name is Lacey how are you?

Eric : Great

Lacey: What drink would you like to order?

Eric : Oh Ill have a DR. Pepper

Emily : Me too

Adam : Ill have root beer

Diana: Ill have Coke

Frank: Ill have some Budweiser

Rocko: I second that

Chad: Ill third that

Lacey : Ok, two Dr. Peppers, one root beer, one coke, three Budweiser


All : Yup!

Lacey: Okay!


Eric: Ah that sounds fun

Emily : Yeah, I haven’t been here in ages

Rocko: I remember the first time we came here

Adam : How long has this place been open?

Diana : I don’t know

Emily : I don’t know either, I think maybe over 40 years

Eric: Yeah cause they’ve remodeled it a couple times I know

Rocko: Yeah its great

Frank : This place, Mosnter Lounge, is awesome

Adam : Yeah its the hangout

Diana : Sure is

Little Kid : MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why do you get usch a bog cup a get these little ones?

Mom: Cause youre a young boy

Little Kid; Im 10!!!! Ima double digit age!!! I should be allowed to have big glasses not little ones

Eric : Why is he whining about his cup?


Emily : I don’t know

*waiter comes in*
Waiter: Hey Im Dan Reston….HEY GUYS!!!


Frank: Hey Dan. What’s up?


Dan : Not much

Eric: You’re a waiter here now

Dan : Yeah I am

Eric; Cool

Dan : Its not the only place Ive worked though

Eric: Really? Where else

Dan : Oh I worked at this electronics store once called Electronic Town

Emily : Ive been here it’s cool


Dan : Yeah I got fired

Rocko: Why?

Dan : Cause this customer was being an idiot, she was like “Oh umm is a DVd like a CD with a movie on it? Like is that a TV , like is it like, ya know like, whats this right here is it like a TV? That box that shows things” I was like “YES YOU DUMBASS. NW GET OUT OF MY STORE”, then the girl complained to m yboss and I get fire,d all cause some CHICK WAS BEING A DUMBASS

Frank : Ha well, that’s too bad

Dan : Then I worked at ANOTHER electronics store I was there for a while it was called Electronics Ahoy I think

Eric: It was run by PIRATES?

Dan : laughs No, that was just the name


Eric : Ah I see what happened?


Dan : Oh I loved it, I just decided to work here when Murph gave me the job here?


Frank : Wait,MURPH?


Diana: Oh, MURPH

Adam : You guys know Murph?

Eric: Yeah


Rocko: Hell yeah! He’s was our other buddy in high school and college, well we had lots but we wree the three troublemakers, me Frank and him, and Chad, so 4.


Chad: Yeah

Dan : Want me to bring him here?

All : Yeah!


*Murph walks out, hes aboyt 6’5 very tall, *

Murph: Hey guys, how are ya>?


Rocko: Awesome!

Frank You work here?


Murph: Im the manager


Rocko: Wow

Eric: Wow the manager at Monster Louge
that’s great

Murph: I hired and kept Dan cause he said I was the only one who could put up with his hsit that he kneew, besides his manager at Electronics Ahoy!

Adam: Awesome, that’s great

Dan : Wait, you guys wanna order

Murph: Ok, take their orders, come back. Have them cook, and you sure the food, we dotn need Roger to serve them the food.


Dan : Why not?


Murph: Are you kidding me, you think I want a 30 year old guy who collects comic books has a lot of pimples, has red hair and has never had sex serving these guys? COME ON!

Dan : Oh yeah, whyd you hire him in the first place

Murph: I don’t know, he said he was looking for a job, I hired him , he’s nice but he’s a little kooky


Dan : So? We’ve all had a lot of kooky things

Murph: Sure, like Frank for example

Frank: Oh geez….


Dan : Are you trying to tell me aobut the time he picked up that Asain prositute only to find out it was a man?


Frank : he was hot as a woman!

Murph: Yeah, but as a man he was ugly as sin

Frank : Oh right


Murph : So yeah, take their orders

Murph: Don’t even ask about that night we got drunk in Germany, THAT was…ugghhh


Dan : Anyways, what do you guys want?

Eric: Ill have a burger, everything on it


Emily: Ill have a burger too

Adam : Ill have oooh these chicken wings look really good

Dan : Theyre awesome

Adam : Alright!


Diana : Ill have some of this chicken sald


Dan : Ok and I know what you guys want

Rocko, Frank and Chad: RIIIIIIIIIIIIBS!!!!!!!!!!!! BBQ!


Dan : Yup! Ok

*goes back*


Dan : Got them


Murph: Rocko, Frank and Chad ordred ribs right?

Dan : Yeah


Murph: Hey Roger!


Roger : Yes sir!


Murph: Do you have that bigger cup for that 10 year old yet?


Roger: Yeah

Murph: Don’t break it!!!


Roger : Ok

Murph: Just wait, youll hear a breaking sound

Dan : Yeah


*breaking sound is heard as kid strats whining*


Murph: CALLED IT!!!!!!!!!!!! *him and Dan hi-five*




Eric: That must be Roger


Emily : Yeah

Eric : I cnat wait for the party


Emily : I know!


Adam : We should get waiters and stuff

Eric: Roger can wait the kids; table


*all laugh*

Frank: We should get Dan and Murph there, maybe

Rocko: We will


Eric: Matt will be awesome

Adam : The Steins have some comedic genes, good ones

Diana: Matt is your brother??!?!?!?


Adam : Yup he is

Diana : I never knew that


‘Adam : Yeah Ive known Eric for a long time

Eric : Oh yeah, Ive known all those guys forever

Adam : Yeah

Eric: Cool, a jukebox

Emily : Play Pretty Fly For a White Guy

Eric ;YESS!!!!! I will if its on there

*goes up to jukebox and picks the song, then comes back*


Eric: I also picked How Bizarre


Emily: Awesome


Adam : Are those songs really your top two?

Eric: Well, definetly Pretty Fly For a White Guy first,m How Bizarre is in the top 10


Rocko: Cool


Adam : Rocko, Frank, chad whats you guys and Murph’s favorite song?

Rocko: Maybe Pour Some Sugar On Me

Frank: YEAH!!!

Chad: Definitely that, or Rock of Ages, or Renegade

Rocko: I will say this “Renegade” is an underrated classic Styx song,. Very popular, but no Mr. Roboto



Frank : Yeah Renegade is AWESOME

Adam: I like that one too!


Eric: Awesome, I was afraid youd say something like , I don’t know,Afternoon Delight


Frank: That one’s good when you’re drunk


Chad: Yeah

Rocko: Keep in mind we were teens during the 80s and in college too

Chad: Oh yeah and Wanted dead or Alive

Them:YES!!!!

Rocko: Yeah, Bon Jovi,GREAT song

Eric: I like that one too
Chad: and also “Baby Got Back” is a CLASSIC

Rocko: One of the great tunes of the 20th century

Frank: Sure as hell is!

Adam : I have a lot of favorite songs, but Ill have to mine is Boulevard of Broken Dreams


Diana: Another great one!


Eric: You what I wanna do? Have The Offspring play at the wedding?

Adam : You mean you wanna Pretty Fly For a White Guy play while everyone you know dancing at the reception

Eric: Yes, it will be awesome

Emily: We’ll see about that

Diana : I wanna have Boulevard of Broken Dreams at the wedding

Adam : Me too, or the Hawaii Five O theme

Rocko: Thatd be hilarious

Frank : Yeah, I remember you had Pour Some Sugar On Me at your wedding, I, of course had Hungry Like the Wolf

Chad: Yeah, Murph had a western themed wedding and had Wanted Dead Or Alive, I had Baby Got Back


Eric: Oh yeah I remember

Rocko: Remember Cousin Amanda’s wedding?


Chad: Oh yeah, everyone hated you

Eric: Except a few yeah

Diana : They all liked it until you started telling that one story about her

Rocko: You mean that “opposite of The Crying Game” story


Chad: Yeah that was HILARIOUS

Eric: Yeah the dude was lady!!

Diana: Yeah, the penis was a sock with baseballs and tennis balls in it

Adam : Are you ****ing serious?

Diana : Yeah

Adam : HA!

Rocko: They ALMOST had sex

Chad: Yeah, didn’t they divorce after that?

Rocko: No, the husband knew, theyre still together

Frank: Cool, yeah I was there I think

*Dan walks over with food and gives it to them, and the drinks*
Dan : There ya go!


All: Thanks!


Rocko: Wanna know the story?

Eric: I vaguely remember it, so yeah

Adam : Im anxious it sound so great I just HAVE to know.

Rocko: Ok, Chad wanna help?

Chad: Sure

Rocko: Ok so, our sister, Amanda, whos a bit older than us, once had this date in high school, she didn’t know the guy really or the “guy”, and they wnet to a restraunt had fun and stuff. Then they went back to her house, and she wanted to have sex

Chad: He didn’t want to, and she thought he was a dork.

Rocko: Yeah and so then they got in the bed., the guy was too afraid to take his pants off, then Amanda noticed he didn’t have an erection yet


Chad: Yeah, so she wondered for a while, just to let on the suspense, then after a while

Rocko: The guy finally pulls down his pants and….IT’S A SOCK WITH TENNIS AND BASEBALLS IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*all laugh*

Eric: NOW I remember

Adam : HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. So what was the reaction?’


Rocko: Amanda, SCREAMS loudly, then the next day after out parents asked how it went, she told them, they freaked out. It was HILARIOUS, she liked this guy then finds out it’s a LADY The opposite of The Crying Game


Adam : Thatd be hilarious if it happened before that movie even came out

Rocko: Couple years before

Chad: Yeah, and hwne the movie came out, we kept teasing her saying”THEY MADE A MOVIE PARTIALLY BASED ON THAT ONE DATE YOU HAD”

*al llaugh*

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 12:21 PM
Bye loozers. I'm waiting for my friend to pick me up, so I decided to stop by here. See you guys tonight, hopefully. :wave:
:wave:

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 12:28 PM
Ok so yeha there's part of my script

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 12:30 PM
Im on IM BTW

Stormtracker TF
07-22-2006, 12:32 PM
No you're not ya lyin' Son of a Bidgch.

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 12:33 PM
No you're not ya lyin' Son of a Bidgch.
Yes I am

robyrob
07-22-2006, 12:42 PM
HERE I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT:

we talked about sex changes, full house, sitcoms, SOLOMON, That's So Raven, The twins on the Suite Life of Zack and Cody, The Disney Channel, old men, and other stuffs!
that is soo gay

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 12:53 PM
that is soo gay
LOL

Stormtracker TF
07-22-2006, 12:55 PM
Bye loozers. I'm waiting for my friend to pick me up, so I decided to stop by here. See you guys tonight, hopefully. :wave:
Later, Karen. How did I miss this? :grr: :lol: :wave:

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:02 PM
We're never gonan get thsi therad done :lol:

Stormtracker TF
07-22-2006, 01:08 PM
We're never gonan get thsi therad done :lol:
:confused:

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:09 PM
:confused:
LOL We;re never gonna get this thread done

Stormtracker TF
07-22-2006, 01:10 PM
LOL We;re never gonna get this thread done
What the heck are you talking about?

Southern Hellraiser
07-22-2006, 01:10 PM
LOl I dont know, Im curious. I odnt really have to I just get nosy
Geez, we only talked about cell phones, Full House, and alot of other shows while you were gone.

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:10 PM
Geez, we only talked about cell phones, Full House, and alot of other shows while you were gone.
Ok LOL

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:11 PM
What the heck are you talking about?
THios therad will take days to ifnish if we stay on AIM all the time

Superstar
07-22-2006, 01:11 PM
:wave:

Southern Hellraiser
07-22-2006, 01:12 PM
We're never gonan get thsi therad done :lol:
We've only had it since last night...

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:12 PM
:wave:
:wave:

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:12 PM
We've only had it since last night...
Actually since yesterday but thats a differnet story. But yeah usually we ifnish it in the same night

Stormtracker TF
07-22-2006, 01:13 PM
THios therad will take days to ifnish if we stay on AIM all the time
No, but it IS gonna take days to finish if I stay on your Mom all the time.

Stormtracker TF
07-22-2006, 01:14 PM
Actually since yesterday but thats a differnet story. But yeah usually we ifnish it in the same night
Who cares?

We're gonna be on GSS all night anyways.

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:14 PM
No, but it IS gonna take days to finish if I stay on your Mom all the time.
LOL Ok Stifler

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:14 PM
Who cares?

We're gonna be on GSS all night anyways.
Yeah LOL

Stormtracker TF
07-22-2006, 01:16 PM
LOL Ok Stifler
I don't know who the Phuc stifler is, but never call me that again.

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:17 PM
I don't know who the Phuc stifler is, but never call me that again.
Ok TF

Superstar
07-22-2006, 01:19 PM
No, but it IS gonna take days to finish if I stay on your Mom all the time.
:rotflmao:

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:21 PM
:rotflmao:
Yoive seen it too? :rotflmao:

Stormtracker TF
07-22-2006, 01:22 PM
Yoive seen it too? :rotflmao:
:confused: What the?

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:23 PM
:confused: What the?
The American Pie movies

Stormtracker TF
07-22-2006, 01:24 PM
The American Pie movies
Somebody on there said that?...

Superstar
07-22-2006, 01:25 PM
Yoive seen it too? :rotflmao:
seen what? :lol:

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:25 PM
Somebody on there said that?...
NNope but one of the guys in the movie has crush on one of the other guiys Mom

Stormtracker TF
07-22-2006, 01:26 PM
NNope but one of the guys in the movie has crush on one of the other guiys Mom
And how does this relate to what I said to you? I wasn't quoting anyone from American Pie.

Superstar
07-22-2006, 01:27 PM
The American Pie movies
I think I saw on of them..

Stormtracker TF
07-22-2006, 01:27 PM
carriecarazy is no longer idle at 1:26:53 PM.

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:27 PM
I think I saw on of them..
LOL

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:28 PM
And how does this relate to what I said to you? I wasn't quoting anyone from American Pie.
Cause in the Smurftarctor American pie I made you Stifler iM Finch..just forget aobut it

EmoJoe
07-22-2006, 01:37 PM
IM GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Today's Forecast
Variable clouds with strong thunderstorms. Damaging winds with some storms. High 79F. Winds SSE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 80%.

Tonight's Forecast
Thunderstorms likely. Some may be severe, especially this evening. Low 69F. Winds SSW at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 80%. Rainfall may reach one inch.

and lol i'm going OUT at 2:30

Cactus Jack
07-22-2006, 01:39 PM
IM GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Today's Forecast
Variable clouds with strong thunderstorms. Damaging winds with some storms. High 79F. Winds SSE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 80%.

Tonight's Forecast
Thunderstorms likely. Some may be severe, especially this evening. Low 69F. Winds SSW at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 80%. Rainfall may reach one inch.

and lol i'm going OUT at 2:30
:(


LOl cool

EmoJoe
07-22-2006, 02:17 PM
Sallywilsond has just signed off

*InThisMoment*
07-22-2006, 02:23 PM
I tohught of this

If Ace cnat row pubes his balls havent dropped much either

HIs balls drop at the same time the New Year;s Eve Ball drops at midnight of a new year

So..yeah



jk ;)
LOL I'm not even going to ask how you got that insider info, Jack. That's TAD bit disturbing.

*InThisMoment*
07-22-2006, 02:24 PM
IM GONNA DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Today's Forecast
Variable clouds with strong thunderstorms. Damaging winds with some storms. High 79F. Winds SSE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 80%.

Tonight's Forecast
Thunderstorms likely. Some may be severe, especially this evening. Low 69F. Winds SSW at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 80%. Rainfall may reach one inch.

and lol i'm going OUT at 2:30
TURN OFF THE DAM WEATHER CHANNEL, NERD. *didn't bother to read that*

Stormtracker TF
07-22-2006, 02:26 PM
LOL I'm not even going to ask how you got that insider info, Jack. That's TAD bit disturbing.
Jack knows from "experience".

*InThisMoment*
07-22-2006, 02:27 PM
Jack knows from "experience".
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a380/DorkyW00tage/Image2.gif

Stormtracker TF
07-22-2006, 02:30 PM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a380/DorkyW00tage/Image2.gif
LOL I need to add that at GSS.

*InThisMoment*
07-22-2006, 02:30 PM
Ok TF
LOL!

*InThisMoment*
07-22-2006, 02:31 PM
LOL I need to add that at GSS.
Yes! I love it. I have found so many uses for it on AIM. :rofl:

Stormtracker TF
07-22-2006, 02:31 PM
LOL!
I didnt get it... :lol:

Chad22
07-22-2006, 02:32 PM
SPD Emergency!

*InThisMoment*
07-22-2006, 02:32 PM
I didnt get it... :lol:
Some person from a movie? He was casting us all for differnet roles in his version of it.. o_O

*InThisMoment*
07-22-2006, 02:33 PM
SPD Emergency!
Happy birfday. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a380/DorkyW00tage/taylorpain.gif

Chad22
07-22-2006, 02:34 PM
Happy birfday. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a380/DorkyW00tage/taylorpain.gif
Thanky.

*InThisMoment*
07-22-2006, 02:34 PM
No, but it IS gonna take days to finish if I stay on your Mom all the time.
LOL http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a380/DorkyW00tage/horrier.gif

Stormtracker TF
07-22-2006, 02:35 PM
SPD Emergency!
WHAT HAS OCCURRED?

Stormtracker TF
07-22-2006, 02:35 PM
Some person from a movie? He was casting us all for differnet roles in his version of it.. o_O
Jack is a nut. :lol:

Stormtracker TF
07-22-2006, 02:36 PM
Happy birfday. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a380/DorkyW00tage/taylorpain.gif
Yeah, Happy Birthday, Chad!

Chad22
07-22-2006, 02:36 PM
WHAT HAS OCCURRED?
*Morphs into SPD Green ranger before fighting random monsters*

*InThisMoment*
07-22-2006, 02:37 PM
Jack is a nut. :lol:
I've never seen the movie, but.. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a380/DorkyW00tage/Image2.gif

Superstar
07-22-2006, 02:38 PM
Happy birfday. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a380/DorkyW00tage/taylorpain.gif
yeah ditto.

EmoJoe
07-22-2006, 02:38 PM
TORRENT = 90.8%

EmoJoe
07-22-2006, 02:39 PM
I've never seen the movie, but.. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a380/DorkyW00tage/Image2.gif
LYNN?!?!


get on AIM :happyface

Stormtracker TF
07-22-2006, 02:40 PM
LYNN?!?!


get on AIM :happyface
lol Yeah, Blend contest deadline is over. We need all the blends.

Jackie didn't make it in time, obviously. It's Saturday now.

EmoJoe
07-22-2006, 02:41 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHAD! :woohoo: :birthday:

*InThisMoment*
07-22-2006, 02:41 PM
LYNN?!?!


get on AIM :happyface
THE ONE AND ONLY! http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a380/DorkyW00tage/Image2.gif

*does so*

Superstar
07-22-2006, 02:41 PM
lol Yeah, Blend contest deadline is over. We need all the blends.

Jackie didn't make it in time, obviously. It's Saturday now.
:o

Chad22
07-22-2006, 02:42 PM
LYNN?!?!


get on AIM :happyface
YALL JSUT WANNA LEAEV CAUSE IM HERE.

I'M OGIN SWIMMING NOW. :mad:

Stormtracker TF
07-22-2006, 02:45 PM
:o
Don't worry, we'll somehow rise to the top again.

*InThisMoment*
07-22-2006, 02:45 PM
YALL JSUT WANNA LEAEV CAUSE IM HERE.

I'M OGIN SWIMMING NOW. :mad:
:rofl:

Stormtracker TF
07-22-2006, 02:45 PM
YALL JSUT WANNA LEAEV CAUSE IM HERE.

I'M OGIN SWIMMING NOW. :mad:
I thought you already left, Jack? :mad:

Don't forget your floaties.

Superstar
07-22-2006, 02:46 PM
YALL JSUT WANNA LEAEV CAUSE IM HERE.

I'M OGIN SWIMMING NOW. :mad:
:rofl: I thought that was Jack for a sec

Superstar
07-22-2006, 02:46 PM
I gotta go. I'll be back later :bye:

*InThisMoment*
07-22-2006, 02:46 PM
Uh, I just remembered something.. I had to get off lastnight before I could add a border to my blend! Can I still add it? http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a380/DorkyW00tage/Image2.gif

*InThisMoment*
07-22-2006, 02:47 PM
Later Davey!

Stormtracker TF
07-22-2006, 02:47 PM
I gotta go. I'll be back later :bye:
Bye. :wave:

Stormtracker TF
07-22-2006, 02:49 PM
Uh, I just remembered something.. I had to get off lastnight before I could add a border to my blend! Can I still add it? http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a380/DorkyW00tage/Image2.gif
Of course. :lol: I just mean, you can't start an entire new blend... Besides, Jackie has to get on first so I can talk to her about which one we're going to use. Not like we really have a CHOICE... But you know, just so this judging doesnt go on with her being completely oblivious to it all. http://photobucket.com/albums/v206/StormtrackerTF/smilies/taylor1.gif

*InThisMoment*
07-22-2006, 02:49 PM
LOL Joe's gonna hate me, but I think I changed my mind on what McPhickler blend to use. We never could agree on which Chrace one, so it looks like I'll have to make the decisions WITHOUT him. :grady:

Southern Hellraiser
07-22-2006, 02:50 PM
YALL JSUT WANNA LEAEV CAUSE IM HERE.

I'M OGIN SWIMMING NOW. :mad:
:lol:

Stormtracker TF
07-22-2006, 02:50 PM
It feels so weird for it to be cool and refreshing upstairs without it being air conditioned/destroyed.

*InThisMoment*
07-22-2006, 02:51 PM
Of course. :lol: I just mean, you can't start an entire new blend... Besides, Jackie has to get on first so I can talk to her about which one we're going to use. Not like we really have a CHOICE... But you know, just so this judging doesnt go on with her being completely oblivious to it all. http://photobucket.com/albums/v206/StormtrackerTF/smilies/taylor1.gif
Ok. :batman: I made a new blend lastnight I think I'm going to use. I'm just so fed up, and I'm not very happy with any of them. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a380/DorkyW00tage/Image2.gif

Chad22
07-22-2006, 02:51 PM
It feels so weird for it to be cool and refreshing upstairs without it being air conditioned/destroyed.
Its freakin hot here, and flys are annoying me.

I despise summer.

Stormtracker TF
07-22-2006, 02:52 PM
Ok. :batman: I made a new blend lastnight I think I'm going to use. I'm just so fed up, and I'm not very happy with any of them. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a380/DorkyW00tage/Image2.gif
Joe's team's still gonna win this because he has a blender who is dedicated while I have a LAZY BUM who is clubbing with hoes right now.

*InThisMoment*
07-22-2006, 02:53 PM
Its freakin hot here, and flys are annoying me.

I despise summer.
I'm getting annoyed by all the bugs that seem to be envading the house. And the hot weather. I just wish it could be warm but not HOT. pissed:

*InThisMoment*
07-22-2006, 02:53 PM
Joe's team's still gonna win this because he has a blender who is dedicated while I have a LAZY BUM who is clubbing with hoes right now.
Well, I can't deny the TRUTH..

Stormtracker TF
07-22-2006, 02:54 PM
Its freakin hot here, and flys are annoying me.

I despise summer.
What's weird, is that it's actually warmer here than it is in your area... Yet I consider it refreshing. :lol:

I can definetly relate about the bugs. Freaking evil things are all over the house.

*InThisMoment*
07-22-2006, 02:55 PM
79,000!!!11

Chad22
07-22-2006, 02:59 PM
Joe's team's still gonna win this because he has a blender who is dedicated while I have a LAZY BUM who is clubbing with hoes right now.

Stormtracker TF
07-22-2006, 03:00 PM
sdf
LOL