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10. "Let me explain what 'deductible' means on car
insurance."

9. "Your mom's almost ready. Where are we going on our
double date?"

8. "Seems to me last year's prom dress still has some life
in it."

7. "I signed us up for the pairs karaoke contest this Friday
night."

6. "We ate possum toes like popcorn when I was a kid."

5. "Let's get ice cream, my treat! Just let me grab my jar
of coins."

4. "I am proud that you decided to keep the family unibrow."

3. "You don't need to go shopping after all. I picked out a
purse for you on my way home."

2. "I ran into Bobby at the grocery store. I told him that
you're really hoping he'll ask you to the dance."

1. "By the way, I had to borrow your deodorant yesterday."

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number 1 made me crack up :lol:

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