I've tried to contact you through PM's and email and I still haven't received an answer. I am interested in some stuff from your collection and I would like to trade with you. Please answer soon and thanks.

give him a chance he will contact you.

OK this will be Lamonts FINAL TIME posting the SAME THING

1. I work a job, often at night

2. I have 3 boys, its summer time

3. I have a wife

so I do reply to people, HOWEVER it might not be within 30 seconds time
so please be patient

to YoliUSA

I have gotten all 3 of your inquiries
HOWEVER they were at about 6:10, 9:30 and 10:30 pm all 3 last night
and since I was gone all night I didnt reply yet

there is no need to make these public LAMONT DID U GET MY EMAIL posts
b/c it gives people the impression that you have been emailing me for weeks or such

so please people show a little constraint
and YES i will email u in a minute

I have been experiencing the same problem. In the last 3 days I have sent 267 pm's to Savage begging her for a date on a lonely, deserted beach. So far no responses. Don't know if she is avoiding me or the pm's didn't go thru.

Harvey who is still hoping.

I have been experiencing the same problem. In the last 3 days I have sent 267 pm's to Savage begging her for a date on a lonely, deserted beach. So far no responses. Don't know if she is avoiding me or the pm's didn't go thru.

Harvey who is still hoping.

Harvey. I think it's safe to say that you've been stood up. Last I heard was Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were having some problems and Kim was waiting for the right time to make her move!

Harvey. I think it's safe to say that you've been stood up. Last I heard was Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were having some problems and Kim was waiting for the right time to make her move!

I don't believe it. I refused dates with Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan and Jessica Biel because I heard Savage was available. Now you tell me I was dumped for Brad Pitt. Some women are so fickle.

Now, a very sad Harvey

I don't believe it. I refused dates with Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan and Jessica Biel because I heard Savage was available. Now you tell me I was dumped for Brad Pitt. Some women are so fickle.

Now, a very sad Harvey

Harvey. You kill me!!:lol:

What can I say, when I bought this years bikini I had a Brooklyn Man in mind
And a long walk under the board walk, and a nathan's Hot dog
I admit it, I'm a sucker for the New York Accent....

What can I say, when I bought this years bikini I had a Brooklyn Man in mind
And a long walk under the board walk, and a nathan's Hot dog
I admit it, I'm a sucker for the New York Accent....

Don't encourage Harvey,

He is probably making arrangements to send his wife off on all expense paid trip to Hawaii for a month. Poor guy is gonna be awful disappointed when you don't show up.

What can I say, when I bought this years bikini I had a Brooklyn Man in mind
And a long walk under the board walk, and a nathan's Hot dog
I admit it, I'm a sucker for the New York Accent....

Harvey is getting ready for his 9th cold shower. When my wife gets home, looks like a late dinner.

Harvey is getting ready for his 9th cold shower. When my wife gets home, looks like a late dinner.


Damn Harv!

Did not want that visual, I hope you at least clear the table

Harvey is getting ready for his 9th cold shower. When my wife gets home, looks like a late dinner.

DEAR GOD! ill never be able to enjoy Dinner Again! :eek: :eek:

DEAR GOD! ill never be able to enjoy Dinner Again! :eek: :eek:

Look who talks!,Lamont from North Carolina, where pig feet and Boone's farm are considered fine dining. Lamont has two quarts of Possum stew in the fridge to go with baked Squirrel pie for those passing thru.

Harvey

?????????????????
OH MY GOD
how do u know these things Harvey!?!?!?

This is VERY disturbing!!!! that is 100% EXACTLY CORRECT-----

DO U HAVE MY HOUSE BUGGED???? DO U HAVE MY COMPUTER MONITORED???
ARE YOU USING SATELLITES TO SPY ON ME?????

I KNOW U MUST BE HARVEY!!!!!!


AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

:eek: :eek: :eek:
:eek:
:eek:

?????????????????
OH MY GOD
how do u know these things Harvey!?!?!?

This is VERY disturbing!!!! that is 100% EXACTLY CORRECT-----

DO U HAVE MY HOUSE BUGGED???? DO U HAVE MY COMPUTER MONITORED???
ARE YOU USING SATELLITES TO SPY ON ME?????

I KNOW U MUST BE HARVEY!!!!!!


AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

:eek: :eek: :eek:
:eek:
:eek:


Now I know Lamont is upset. He is learing all the tricks. Just got his 569 email of the day from him. I can guess who he learned that from.

Harvey

YOU BETTER STOP HARVEY! you better stop or Ill report you to TJ or savageamusement or ill turn you in to the Old Northern Man Authorities in your area!

Or Ill email your wife about what a Bully you are!!!!!!

Or Ill email you 1000 times a day and if you dont reply within 5 minutes

Ill call you up 100 times tomorrow and cry and whine and piss and moan about how mean everyone is to me and then if you really push me

I'll threaten to kill myself!

you better stop lilhave, i just cannot take it!!!!

:eek:

OK im going to go walk my dog now!

:grady:

(P.S. for the ill informed, this is sarcasm, nothing to be concerned over!)

OK this will be Lamonts FINAL TIME posting the SAME THING

1. I work a job, often at night

2. I have 3 boys, its summer time

3. I have a wife

so I do reply to people, HOWEVER it might not be within 30 seconds time
so please be patient

to YoliUSA

I have gotten all 3 of your inquiries
HOWEVER they were at about 6:10, 9:30 and 10:30 pm all 3 last night
and since I was gone all night I didnt reply yet

there is no need to make these public LAMONT DID U GET MY EMAIL posts
b/c it gives people the impression that you have been emailing me for weeks or such

so please people show a little constraint
and YES i will email u in a minute

I'm sorry, I didn't know (I am new at this board). I won't post a thread like this again. :)

Whatsa Matter Lamont
Stress getting to you?

Tisk tisk....Do you want me to close the thread?
Or just remove Harvey because he teased you?

Just let me know.

Harvey sounds like your days are numbered..I might have to get firm with you.

Or wait....

Harvey sounds like your days are numbered..I might have to get firm with you.

Or wait....


There's another 10 cold showers for poor old Harvey:lol:

Lilhave, I think she hasn't replied because she is getting a restraining order against you.
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"I have been experiencing the same problem. In the last 3 days I have sent 267 pm's to Savage begging her for a date on a lonely, deserted beach. So far no responses. Don't know if she is avoiding me or the pm's didn't go thru."

Harvey who is still hoping.

Lilhave, I think she hasn't replied because she is getting a restraining order against you.
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Hhahahaahahahaa :rofl:

Whatsa Matter Lamont
Stress getting to you?

Tisk tisk....Do you want me to close the thread?
Or just remove Harvey because he teased you?

Just let me know.

Harvey sounds like your days are numbered..I might have to get firm with you.

Or wait....

No need, I'm firm right now.

A very firm Harvey

The mental pictures u r creating for us today!!!!!!! :eek: :eek:

The mental pictures u r creating for us today!!!!!!! :eek: :eek:

Did you ever notice how all the sheep hide when you come by?

Harvey the rancher

Did you ever notice how all the sheep hide when you come by?

Harvey the rancher

I can hear them in the distance.....baaaaaddd Lamont....baaaaaaad Lamont:lol:

Did you ever notice how all the sheep hide when you come by?

Harvey the rancher

http://www.pioneer.net/~mchumor/sheep_cartoon_6769.gif

I can hear them in the distance.....baaaaaddd Lamont....baaaaaaad Lamont:lol:

Hate to tell secrets but while we go for haircuts, Lamont get sheared. Lamont goes in next week, and can make you a coat real cheap.

Harvey sittin! on the back fence

far too many lamont sheep myths here

so ill tell the real story

lamont dresses up the sheep as dogs, thats why he has 8 dogs on the porch, so he can blend in with the neighbors

ever wonder why the dogs dont chase all those chickens he has around,and his neighbors dogs all do

easy

lamonts " dogs" are actualy sheep

ok case closed

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it wasn't harvey who has my house BUGGED
Its LOREN

!!! SHE WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG !!!!!

Its all true, so true and Loren must ONLY be able to know if he has my house bugged!!!!!!!

THAT'S IT LOREN!!!! Im turning you in also, and Im now going to call you every 5 minutes and become hysterical and then email every single person I know and tell them how you are out to get me!!!!!


AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:crysoup:

For those interested parties, Lamont will not be around next week He will be in court defending himself in a paternity suit, brought on by Ba Ba Black sheep. DNA will tell us if Lamont is the real father. So far Ba Ba's baby is showing some traits of Lamont. It keeps writing and writing and saying very little. Lamont is looking for a out of court settlement. The whole story will be shown on the Jerry Springer show. As the story goes Ba Ba was walking down a road and Lamont approached her from the rear and said "Ba Ba Black sheep do you have any wool"? Before she could answer Lamont was a expectant father.

Harvey

For those interested parties, Lamont will not be around next week He will be in court defending himself in a paternity suit, brought on by Ba Ba Black sheep. DNA will tell us if Lamont is the real father. So far Ba Ba's baby is showing some traits of Lamont. It keeps writing and writing and saying very little. Lamont is looking for a out of court settlement. The whole story will be shown on the Jerry Springer show. As the story goes Ba Ba was walking down a road and Lamont approached her from the rear and said "Ba Ba Black sheep do you have any wool"? Before she could answer Lamont was a expectant father.

Harvey

Harv

Apparently you are unaware of his previous paternity suit from the neighbours lamb (Mary). It was a big surrogate mother suit as well.

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/tzu/lowres/tzun175l.jpg

Harv

Apparently you are unaware of his previous paternity suit from the neighbours lamb (Mary). It was a big surrogate mother suit as well.

http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/tzu/lowres/tzun175l.jpg

Lamont's baby spoke her first words today, Ba, ba, ba. Old McDonald is suing Lamont for trespassing. Caught him last night sneaking into the barn, that's after a restraining order was issued against Lamont. He has to stay at least 50 feet away from the sheep.

Harvey

OK THAT DOES IT ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:eek: :eek: :eek:

I'M REPORTING ALL OF YOU!!!! YOU ARE ALL PART OF THIS BIG CONSPIRACY AGAINST LAMONT!!! AND YOU ARE ALL INVOLVED IN THE BUGGING OF MY HOUSE, AND MY PHONES, AND MY COMPUTER and THE SATELLITE OBSERVATION!!!!!

(Lamont, using the insightful knowledge he gained from Chicago!)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Don't bad mouth Chicago! We're not all crazies. I for one only have people bugging my phone. I'm not crazy enough to think satellites are watching me. :happyface

Just because there is ONE CRAZY LADY in Chicago- who is paranoid and swears the people have her home, phone, and computer bugged does NOT mean all ladies in Chicago are like that!

PLEASE FORGIVE!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Just because there is ONE CRAZY LADY in Chicago- who is paranoid and swears the people have her home, phone, and computer bugged does NOT mean all ladies in Chicago are like that!

PLEASE FORGIVE!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

So why is Sheri going around saying your her second cousin, twice removed. You know what they say about genes?, hereditery and all that. I think your tops but Lamont tells me as a child you went outside in the sun without the visor on the cap.

Suntan Harv

So why is Sheri going around saying your her second cousin, twice removed. You know what they say about genes?, hereditery and all that. I think your tops but Lamont tells me as a child you went outside in the sun without the visor on the cap.

Suntan Harv


That's it! I have to go send Savage a couple hundred emails telling her how mean you are to me. I just can't take this anymore. I better go scan the other posts to see where people are also talking about me.

That's it! I have to go send Savage a couple hundred emails telling her how mean you are to me. I just can't take this anymore. I better go scan the other posts to see where people are also talking about me.

Are you spiking your prune juice with lemonade? For mos. I have been telling people "jasimon is the spark that lights up this board, the one shining star in our universe" Now I see a dead duracell. Don't worry, when you go away, you will get used to the mattresses lining the walls. It's for your own protection.

Harvey the shrink.

Are you spiking your prune juice with lemonade? For mos. I have been telling people "jasimon is the spark that lights up this board, the one shining star in our universe" Now I see a dead duracell. Don't worry, when you go away, you will get used to the mattresses lining the walls. It's for your own protection.

Harvey the shrink.


Now you really are making fun of me. :lol: Yes I've been laying low but it's only because this is my busy time at work so I have no time to trade. Bring a good fight to the board, I'll be right there at everyone's backs.

Don't bad mouth Chicago! We're not all crazies. I for one only have people bugging my phone. I'm not crazy enough to think satellites are watching me. :happyface


some day when your having a rotten monday

email me and ill tell you that whole story

you will have a chuckle the rest of the daya nd maybe half the next one as well

So why is Sheri going around saying your her second cousin, twice removed. You know what they say about genes?, hereditery and all that. I think your tops but Lamont tells me as a child you went outside in the sun without the visor on the cap.

Suntan Harv



OH HARVEY, how could u say something so awful about her, being sheris cousin....
shame

isn't insanity partially genetic?

BAD BOY!

That's it! I have to go send Savage a couple hundred emails telling her how mean you are to me. I just can't take this anymore. I better go scan the other posts to see where people are also talking about me.


WE ALL think its hilarious the level of insanity that some people exhibit
BUT it must be awful to have savage or TJs inbox sometimes----

i would just hit DELETE and BLOCK EMAIL if it were me, but i aint no nice guy

WE ALL think its hilarious the level of insanity that some people exhibit
BUT it must be awful to have savage or TJs inbox sometimes----

i would just hit DELETE and BLOCK EMAIL if it were me, but i aint no nice guy

I know what it's like. Every day I must get upwards of 200 emails from adoring females, telling me how much they care for me, how they want to leave their husbands, mapquest directions to their house. Believe me, it's a curse being a sex symbol. My mother once told me how when I was first born, the doctor approached her and said "boy, he has a little tree trunk there."

Big guy Harv

Originally Posted by jasimon1
Don't bad mouth Chicago! We're not all crazies. I for one only have people bugging my phone. I'm not crazy enough to think satellites are watching me" END QUOTE



Oh sure thats what YOU think.....(whistling quietly)

You think I just wanted MST3k?

I needed your handwriting for a sample Jas.....