I saw this list and found it quite funny; I thought I'd post it. I think it belongs in here, rather than in the Sports Boards, as, although it's related to a sports figure, it's not really related to the sport itself.

10: "What other problems do you have besides being unemployed, a moron, and a dork?"

9: "Is it against the law to argue?"

8: "Couldn't you see anything? That cost me the damn set."

7: "You are a disgrace to mankind."

6: "You are the absolute pits of the world."

5: "We're not going to have a point taken away, because this guy is an incompetent fool, you know that."

4: "How much bigger a point can you screw it up with? It makes me sick."

3: "What did I say, umpire? Tell me, please tell me, please tell me."

2: "Answer the question, jerk."

1: "You cannot be serious! That ball was on the line! Chalk flew up. It was clearly in. How can you possibly call that out? How many are you going to miss? ...Everyone knows it's in, in the whole stadium - and you call it out? Explain that to me, explain that to me."

Mac's great. :)

I never liked tennis but I loved watching Mac play. :lol:

I'm campaigning for John McEnroe to be elected as President in 2008.

MAC FOR PRESIDENT!

(All supporters must have that on their bumper stickers, and have posters on their houses with that message.)

MAC FOR PRESIDENT!

I'm campaigning for John McEnroe to be elected as President in 2008.

MAC FOR PRESIDENT!

(All supporters must have that on their bumper stickers, and have posters on their houses with that message.)

MAC FOR PRESIDENT!
He probably would be better than any of the candidates we're going to have. :lol:

hahaha *slams racket down and breaks it*

He probably would be better than any of the candidates we're going to have. :lol:

I also think Elvis would be a good candidate (I mean, you've got to want a president who has a great voice and swivels his hips) and so would Frasier Crane - I mean, the guy's a psychiatrist, he tries to help people, and he's very intelligent.

Also - Doc Brown. He invented a time machine, he's a genius, and he's eccentric. He'd be a good President as well.

No one electrified the tennis court more than bad boy Johnny!!! :lol:

I also think Elvis would be a good candidate (I mean, you've got to want a president who has a great voice and swivels his hips) and so would Frasier Crane - I mean, the guy's a psychiatrist, he tries to help people, and he's very intelligent.

Also - Doc Brown. He invented a time machine, he's a genius, and he's eccentric. He'd be a good President as well.


Billie Joe for president!!1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQn2EcuwkiI

Billie Joe for president!!1

You don't want John?

You cannot be serious! :)