View Full Version : Trader Check: Nmboye aka Lamont


stargate20
06-10-2006, 12:03 PM
Has anyone traded with this guy? I've been waiting since May for 2 episodes and I still haven't gotten the tape. He hasn't been responding to my e-mails.:(

loren
06-10-2006, 12:13 PM
Has anyone traded with this guy? I've been waiting since May for 2 episodes and I still haven't gotten the tape. He hasn't been responding to my e-mails.:(


if you read the board for more than a minute, you cant help but see a post from him

his user name is lamont and his email is on every one of his posts

or in common language, every third post of the entire board

Lamont
06-10-2006, 12:27 PM
the NAME does NOT ring a bell
IF YOUR EMAILS ARE NOT REACHING ME
then use the Private mesage option and contact me that way
NOT with a public post

Geesh!

y2k3Joker
06-10-2006, 12:36 PM
Has anyone traded with this guy? I've been waiting since May for 2 episodes and I still haven't gotten the tape. He hasn't been responding to my e-mails.:(


Never heard of him. :lol:

He must be shy, doesn't post a lot.

stargate20
06-10-2006, 12:37 PM
Lamont, contacted me and told me the tape is on the way.

Thanks.

lilhave
06-10-2006, 01:28 PM
Never heard of him. :lol:

He must be shy, doesn't post a lot.

Saw him once on America's most wanted. From what I understand he is in the witness protection program. Swore he thought the girl was at least twenty. Something about drops blurred his vision.

Anyway he is trustworthy. Think he's partners with a dvd guy who sells TV sets, full series for $300.00 a pop.

Harvey

loren
06-10-2006, 01:31 PM
now that i think about it,

he had a couple girlfriends on this board, i seem to remember

one in chicago and one in south carolina, maybe hes pretty busy

lilhave
06-10-2006, 02:39 PM
now that i think about it,

he had a couple girlfriends on this board, i seem to remember

one in chicago and one in south carolina, maybe hes pretty busy

Sure, I remember that. Really had the hots for the one in Chicago. When she was bounced from the board he cried like a baby for two weeks. Takes these losses seriously. Only had one other girlfriend in his life and the Chicago babe played him for a sucker. "Give me your disks and I'll-----," you can guess the rest. Virgins like Lamont fall for this every time. But he's a good guy. I traded with him once and I got a disk with a quality of 1.5. There was so much snow and white on the disk I thought I was in a Alaskan snow bank. Don't like when he makes fun of people. There is the guy who lives in Canada, lonely and desperate, who thinks people are selling his creations. Lamont is always saying, "this guy must be a joker or something"

Harvey

Lamont
06-10-2006, 02:47 PM
are all nutso!

i leave the house for a few hours........

seriously, i know sometimes emails are issues and sometimes ISPs delay or do not get through

that is why we have a Private Message System in place to contact as a back up

as for harvey and his comments about my 2 girlfriends (sheri220 and collinwood is who hes giggling at) all i can say is this----

Not even alcohol in the USA for that to start looking appealing! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

loren
06-10-2006, 03:32 PM
you left the house

what the heck for

y2k3Joker
06-10-2006, 03:52 PM
you left the house

what the heck for


Today is "all you can eat Saturdays" at the local diner / hardware store / laundromat.

Lamont thought he'd treat the kids to lunch, while he checks out the John Deere mowers and the wife does the laundry. A nice family outing.

Is there a NASCAR race tonight?

loren
06-10-2006, 03:58 PM
Today is "all you can eat Saturdays" at the local diner / hardware store / laundromat.

Lamont thought he'd treat the kids to lunch, while he checks out the John Deere mowers and the wife does the laundry. A nice family outing.

Is there a NASCAR race tonight?

thats why he dresses the kids the same

that way he pays for one , first kid eats his fill and stuffs his pockets for later, then goes to the outhouse, meanwhile kid number 2 goes inside and eats his face full, then they switch the shirt and lamont goes in for his turn

thats family team work

thats why the family flannel shirt is so valuable

JOEY1727
06-10-2006, 04:02 PM
i think i seen him in south carl.with a girl name ____________ and i think he was riding with his good friend wolf11..:happyface :happyface :crazy: :lol:

lilhave
06-10-2006, 04:19 PM
Nah, you got it all wrong. Lamont was out back checking the amount of sugar in the still. You don't want it to ferment to soon or you got a problem on your hands. Lamont's "all purpose Panther piss" is real popular in his parts. Cleans your tractor, white washes the barn, or removes the barnacles from your boat. Some of the 'good old boys' actually drink the stuff. If your bald it grows hair on your head and if you have hair, removes it. Also is a proven substitute for Viagra. Lamont has 13 sheep named after him and has one of his women folk ready to give birth to a foal. Be something if one his kids runs in the derby.

Harvey

loren
06-10-2006, 04:22 PM
i think i seen him in south carl.with a girl name ____________ and i think he was riding with his good friend wolf11..:happyface :happyface :crazy: :lol:


probably on the way to RASSLIN

pioneer33
06-10-2006, 07:03 PM
Nah! Him and Fred went to the roller derby to pick up skaters. Atleast they ain't got skinny legs.

Lamont
06-10-2006, 09:02 PM
love the humor guys

but 1 question, is all this b/c im a hillbilly!

:lol:

loren
06-10-2006, 09:25 PM
love the humor guys

but 1 question, is all this b/c im a hillbilly!

:lol:


heck no son

i heard you wore shoes just a week or so ago

so that removes you from the hillbillie ranks right there


but the amount of chickens you have running through your yard, does make me ask a few questions

lilhave
06-10-2006, 09:47 PM
heck no son

i heard you wore shows just a week or so ago

so that removes you from the hillbillie ranks right there


but the amount of chickens you have running through your yard, does make me ask a few questions

Since you bring up chickens, let me tell a story. Two weeks ago I'm on the phone with Lamont and he shrieks" there are about 50 chickens running thru my yard". Now I know he lives in a rural part of the south and he had previously told me about neighbors having cows, so I replied, "big deal, so you got a bunch of chickens running thru your yard". His reply was "I don't own any chickens" My solution to Lamont is "sell the stuff, don't drink it"

Harvey

Lamont
06-10-2006, 10:44 PM
the funny part is
the story harv is telling is 100% true

swear to god!

savageamusement
06-10-2006, 11:48 PM
I'm not calling you a hillbilly Lamont-
But I did distinctly smell Hay and Chicken feed on my last batch of discs...

That and someone told me your neighbors gather around your house at night to try to figure out the strange "glowin' from all yer there windows.



Hillbilly talk or not, the thread was started for a trader check, hes a fine trader-

Dragonbear
06-11-2006, 12:45 AM
Lamont Left the house?

I figured it was to get another Weed Whacker.
You know, if at first you don't succeed, bleed bleed again :-)

loren
06-11-2006, 01:05 AM
lets all toss in a buck a head and get lamont a fisher-price weed wacker

then he can look like the big boys, and still be safe