Janice Johnson
06-09-2006, 01:05 AM
What if the audience said these things to the cast members?
Thelma's African Romance-When they saw IBE, "Eew. Is this ugly jive turkey supposed to be a beautiful foxy mama like Thelma's love interest?"
Penny's Christmas-When Penny stole the necklace, "Child put that thing back! Your mama will understand if you can't buy her anything! Do you want to be in big trouble?"
J.J'S Fiancee-When Diana stole the bracelet-"Girl, you are a klepto. There's help for that."(Depending on whether it is shown that Diana has a drug problem, because if it ius, they would say, "There is help for your drug addiction. You don't have to steal.")
Cousin Cleatus-When it is found out that he stole the money, "Cleatus, you are a stupid fool for stealing the money and then having the foolishness to imply that the Evans's family are not struggling like you are."
The Family Business-When Jmaes needs a co-signer.. "Guess Willie Washington's out of the question then, if he owes you twelve dollars!"
Thelma's African Romance-When they saw IBE, "Eew. Is this ugly jive turkey supposed to be a beautiful foxy mama like Thelma's love interest?"
Penny's Christmas-When Penny stole the necklace, "Child put that thing back! Your mama will understand if you can't buy her anything! Do you want to be in big trouble?"
J.J'S Fiancee-When Diana stole the bracelet-"Girl, you are a klepto. There's help for that."(Depending on whether it is shown that Diana has a drug problem, because if it ius, they would say, "There is help for your drug addiction. You don't have to steal.")
Cousin Cleatus-When it is found out that he stole the money, "Cleatus, you are a stupid fool for stealing the money and then having the foolishness to imply that the Evans's family are not struggling like you are."
The Family Business-When Jmaes needs a co-signer.. "Guess Willie Washington's out of the question then, if he owes you twelve dollars!"