These were interesting.

"If you can't tie good knots, tie plenty of them." -Yachtsman's Credo

"You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on
the back."

"My sources are unreliable, but their information is
fascinating." -Ashleigh Brilliant

"I have CDO. It's like Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, only in
alphabetical order like it should be." - Spike Donner from
Ruminations

"The best defense against logic is ignorance."

"Pay attention to your enemies, for they are the first to
discover your mistakes." - Antisthenes

"Pound for pound, the amoeba is the most vicious animal on
earth."

"When people tell you how young you look, they are also
telling you how old you are." -Cary Grant

"People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell
them Benjamin Franklin said it first." -David H. Comins

"I'm going to live forever, or die trying!" -- Spider Robinson

"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test
a man's character, give him power." -Abraham Lincoln

I like the one from Cary Grant. :lol:

"The best defense against logic is ignorance."
This is a really good one.

"If you can't tie good knots, tie plenty of them." -Yachtsman's Credo
wouldn't that screw everything up?

wouldn't that screw everything up?
...guess it all depends on WHO you are tying up :(