I love it when Doug says"Son of a mother!!:lol: :lol:

of course!! I love how he says "okaaayyyy" Like when Carrie insults him or something,he kinda drags it out. :lol:

of course!! I love how he says "okaaayyyy" Like when Carrie insults him or something,he kinda drags it out. :lol:

I LOVE that!

Carrie: Now the neighbors are going to think we fight all the time.
Doug: We DO fight all the time.
Carrie: No we don't!
Doug: Okaaaaayyyyyyy.

Then Carrie adds something like:
Carrie: Doug, we do not fight all the time, we are a very loving couple!
Doug: We just called each other elephants and you threatened to burn the house down. :lol:

that was funny.

He is funny when he says
" CARRIE!!!!!!!!!!"
or Aurther.
Doug-oh thats why. carrie you dont wonna live next to her.
Deacon-yeah
Doug-you should see her in the morning, its like RAHHWAH LUCIFER LUCIFER!!
Yester day before my power went out, they were tryin to sighn there morgadge
Doug-what do you have for 18
Carrie-a good book
Doug-do you wonna live with me or not!
Carrie-yes! i love you, you moron!. what you have
Doug-a new car smell
Carrie-what
Doug-you can read a novel anytime but a new car smell thats speacial!

Carrie: This is my husband, Doug. Doug, this is Mr. Thompson. He just made partner.
Doug: Oh, really...wow. Howdy, partner!

:rofl:

Carrie: This is my husband, Doug. Doug, this is Mr. Thompson. He just made partner.
Doug: Oh, really...wow. Howdy, partner!

:rofl:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Carrie wants her and Doug to pay Danny instead of getting a new grill so she won't lose her gynecologist.......

Doug(to Carrie):"You don't have to go to the ATM-I got it right here,not a problem!! Here it is--one hundred,two hundred,three hundred-NO HUNDRED EVER!!"

:lol: :lol:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Carrie wants her and Doug to pay Danny instead of getting a new grill so she won't lose her gynecologist.......

Doug(to Carrie):"You don't have to go to the ATM-I got it right here,not a problem!! Here it is--one hundred,two hundred,three hundred-NO HUNDRED EVER!!"

:lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: ...That is a GREAT one!!

This always kills me. :rofl:

Doug: I'm gonna take this pretty little teacher here, and...we'll go with this farmer guy right here, and you tell me if you see anything that looks familiar. 'Howdy, mam, my name is Farmer Jones. Well, hi, I'm Marilu......Henner.'

:lol: :lol: :lol:

LOLOLOL

I can't believe I didn't think of this. Sometimes when Doug wants to avoid answering a question, he'll go, "That's wild, isn't it?!" The way he says that is such a riot. :lol: