If you think the island is sinking, ask anyone FIRST if they have messed with your measuring/depth stick

read the outside of any box before planting those damn seeds...

instead of making a movie, use the film to send a message that you are the survivors of the Minnow...

If you're close to sending a message or contacting someone who can rescue you, quickly send Gilligan to the other side of the island to look for icebergs.

If someone is on the island and refuses to shoot off his flare gun until he's found his butterfly, knock him down and take it anyway. You can always apologize later.

If you're close to sending a message or contacting someone who can rescue you, quickly send Gilligan to the other side of the island to look for icebergs.

If someone is on the island and refuses to shoot off his flare gun until he's found is butterfly, knock him down and take it anyway. You can always apologize later.
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water and acid tastes very similar-lol

don't tell Gilligan to look out for a boat because when a helicopter comes by HE WON'T SAY ANYTHING since he knows the difference between a boat and a helicopter!

When a rock group lands on the island...GIVE THEM THEIR PEACE AND QUIET.

Don't try and make your own fillings for cavities.

If an arrogant producer lands on the island and starts barking orders because he promises to take you back to civilization when his friends show up; tell him to keep his big mouth shut and just take the motor powered rubber raft in which he arrived.

If you're on a mad scientist's island and it's obvious that he lives in a mansion and has frequent contact with civilization for food, equipment, electrical contracting, etc.----stay there! Someone who can rescue you will show up soon. In the meantime, the mad scientist and his assistant are trapped in the bodies of a dog and a cat and you have free run of the place. It's a good permanent structure, more than large enough for all the castaways and there are obviously steaks in the freezer. But, most of all, there was a transmitter somewhere in that house! ;)

A plane that hasn't worked in 30 years can be fixed in just a few days.

If you're on a mad scientist's island and it's obvious that he lives in a mansion and has frequent contact with civilization for food, equipment, electrical contracting, etc.----stay there! Someone who can rescue you will show up soon. In the meantime, the mad scientist and his assistant are trapped in the bodies of a dog and a cat and you have free run of the place. It's a good permanent structure, more than large enough for all the castaways and there are obviously steaks in the freezer. But, most of all, there was a transmitter somewhere in that house! ;)
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Apparently everyone does have a lookalike.

Lagoons are natural magnets for crates or any items lost overboard.

Natives can build outrigger canoes better than castaways can build rafts.

A jungle boy, a lost aviator and a eccentric painter can live on a small island and never see each other. Hmm, I wonder if the jungle boy could've been either Wrongway's or Dubov's son.

robots don't rust in the water

I've learned that you can't fly just by gluing bird feathers to some wood and strapping them on your arms.

Thanks a lot, Skipper!:mad: ;)

I've learned that you can't fly just by gluing bird feathers to some wood and strapping them on your arms.

Thanks a lot, Skipper!:mad: ;)

:lol: "why did you have to say that" ;)

don't just use any old material in your teeth for fillings...

don't let monkeys get a hold of the "exploding" material...

don't eat ANY MUSHROOMS.

It is possible to play tic tack toe by yourself and win some of the games.

Getting struck by lightning twice may turn you invisible. I'll take their word for it.

no matter how famous or rich you are nobody will recognize you

never turn an ugly duckling into the exact twin of a famous movie star and then build up her self-esteem.

you can be elected President even if you don't run

That Mary Ann is definitely a girl. ;)

That Mary Ann is definitely a girl. ;)
Are you sure?;) http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/895/3gi09.jpg

Are you sure?;)
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Yes, quite sure!

Don't make anyone the sheriff...

that someone as smart as the proffesor can m virtualy ANYTHING from a cocunut but HE CAN'T EVEN FIX HOLES IN A **** BOAT!!!!!

If you are rich, bring a buttload of cash with you on your 3 hour tour.

And also, if you are rich, slum it big time on the 3 hour tour.

If you think the island is sinking (even though it's not, because you were too dumb to ask anyone if they messed with your depth stick) please tell the ladies...they are strong, they can take it...don't treat them like they are going to panic...you never know, they might come up with an idea abt how to get the huts to the highest point on the island...:rolleyes:

As we learned from imposters for Gilligan, Mr. Howell and if that wasn't enough Ginger....ANYBODY can be an EVIL TWIN!!!

Sexual advances by hot women don't work on Head Hunters.

Anybody that comes to visit you that has a boat immedietely beat the crap out of..and take the boat.

Going long periods of time without Citrus Fruits can be worse for you than smoking

That being stuck on a desert island with two beautiful women oddly enough doesn't make you horney.

And being stuck on an island gives you plenty of peculiar nightmares.

And Gilligan's one true love in life's name is "Herman"!!

Being stranded on an island, you can still enjoy banana cream pies.

I learned that getting struck by lightning can make you invisible. That's why I never go out in thunderstorms (just kidding).

That island Chiefs have no taste in women especially if they choose "Gilliana" as opposed to maryann or Ginger

When making an SOS sign with tree logs, make sure Gilligan is waaaaay on the other side of the island.

Don't bother making homemade bleach for your clothes when you are the only 7 people on the island and the stuff makes your hair fall out.

It is possible to live 15 years without Pizza

There are no such things as a bat biting you and turning you into a vampire.

If you have Ginger and Mary Ann bound and gagged to a big pole at least play with their boobs a little before freeing them.

If you have Ginger and Mary Ann bound and gagged to a big pole at least play with their boobs a little before freeing them.
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You (females) can have gorgeous hairstyles even on a tropical island.

You won't ever get sunburned even though you are on a tropical island.

Money doesn't mean a thing to anyone.

You can have a "private resort"...on an island of just seven people.

flaming arrows can be very dangerous, they can also give you heart burn.

Giant spiders love to "get drunk"

Tree monkeys love causing explosions.

It's not at all improbable that each and every castaway both knew Randolph Blake and had strong motive to kill him-------all coincidently took the same charter boat tour the next day, and none of them were actually guilty.

That it's possible for a surfer to ride a wave for FIVE days in a standing posion while maintaining his ballance without food, water, or sleep. And then ride the same wave back.

That a parrot came remember something it heard 50 years ago, and remember where it's crackers are buried, and that they would not be stale.

That three people, Dubov, Wrongway Feldman, and the jungle boy, can live for many years on a small island and never ( as far as we know) meet.

If you're stranded on an island and someone visits the island, they will always be able to leave, but you won't, and they will always do a radio show when they get back.

Ignorant native savages have the knowledge to build boats to get them from their island to yours, but a professor with six degrees can't.

This is getting fun!

Between this board and a similar one from the Brady Bunch forum, I figure Sherwood Schwarz had to make just about the most educational TV programs ever!!

That it's possible for a surfer to ride a wave for FIVE days in a standing posion while maintaining his ballance without food, water, or sleep. And then ride the same wave back.

That a parrot came remember something it heard 50 years ago, and remember where it's crackers are buried, and that they would not be stale.

That three people, Dubov, Wrongway Feldman, and the jungle boy, can live for many years on a small island and never ( as far as we know) meet.

If you're stranded on an island and someone visits the island, they will always be able to leave, but you won't, and they will always do a radio show when they get back.

Ignorant native savages have the knowledge to build boats to get them from their island to yours, but a professor with six degrees can't.

This is getting fun!

for real!!!!

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That no reward is ever posted for you and the rest of the castaways safe return.

Your boyfriend's wedding announcement (MaryAnn's) will be said on the radio even though he is a nobody.

"Your boyfriend's wedding announcement (MaryAnn's) will be said on the radio even though he is a nobody."
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Now that was a good one! I've thought about that too. Why would a radio show give a hoot about some unknown from Horner's Corners getting engaged?

I don't have the DVDs, but I kind of remember that episode...

By any chance, was the girl to which Mary Ann's ex-boyfriend got engaged anyone famous? Maybe it was a 'newsworthy' item because of HER?

Of course, maybe her ex-boyfriend became famous because he used to date MARY ANN(!)...

I'm sure I'D be pretty famous in MY town if I used to date the one and only Mary Ann (!) :loveya::loveya::loveya:

"Your boyfriend's wedding announcement (MaryAnn's) will be said on the radio even though he is a nobody."
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Now that was a good one! I've thought about that too. Why would a radio show give a hoot about some unknown from Horner's Corners getting engaged?
Ha ha ha...Horner's Corners...:crazy: :crazy: I never figured out why that was so newsworthy...and remember how Mary Ann even "sent" letters to him via a bottle thrown in the lagoon.

What kind of bottles were they and where would they get them?

Ha ha ha...Horner's Corners...:crazy: :crazy: I never figured out why that was so newsworthy...and remember how Mary Ann even "sent" letters to him via a bottle thrown in the lagoon.

What kind of bottles were they and where would they get them?

Wine bottles, Mr Howell was always loaded ;)

I don't have the DVDs, but I kind of remember that episode...

By any chance, was the girl to which Mary Ann's ex-boyfriend got engaged anyone famous? Maybe it was a 'newsworthy' item because of HER?

Of course, maybe her ex-boyfriend became famous because he used to date MARY ANN(!)...

I'm sure I'D be pretty famous in MY town if I used to date the one and only Mary Ann (!) :loveya::loveya::loveya:

here is a blooper. Horace gets married to another girl in this episode but then on Resuce From GI Mary Ann is going to marry him then and he has been waiting 15 years for her, but he is already married

here is a blooper. Horace gets married to another girl in this episode but then on Resuce From GI Mary Ann is going to marry him then and he has been waiting 15 years for her, but he is already married

LOL, maybe he got married, but was STILL waiting for Mary Ann to return!

LOL, maybe he got married, but was STILL waiting for Mary Ann to return!
What a fool to not have married her BEFORE that three hour cruise...

As long as Gilligan is on the island, you will never get rescued.

Ginger's formal dresses somehow manage to stay in perfect condition.

Radioactive food is great in the beginning (great eyesight, muscle strenght)...but just wait for the bad news.

Typhoons will bring in telephone cables and you can make a funny ass phone.

Your world will be black and white and then later, you will be seen in color.

If you are rich enough, you don't have to do a stitch of work. Being rich and loaded on a desert island is a plus.

If you are taken to a mad scientist's mansion, better to stay there and figure out how to get help then to leave with the boat BACK TO THE ISLAND! That mansion had plenty of supplies, water and food I am sure.