This is a fun game, hopefully it will help things get going around here. You basically ask a question and someone answers it with the wrong answer (on purpose). It's fun and sometimes funny, lol.

I'll start; who's show did Eddie get to be on?

Have fun!

Fair Deal Dan's! (That was too easy...)

What did Grandpa call himself for his magic act?

Count Blood?
Sam the Man? (That was his first name. Remember the episode it's mentioned?)

Who did Herman buy Marilyn a car from?

Gunther Tootie, Car 54 on the lot.

What did the Munsters have under their staircase?

A valuable first edition of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein.

Who lives next door to the Munsters?

The Addams Family.

When Grandpa gave Eddie a mixture to make him grow taller, what happened?

Grandpa left home.

Where did Herman work?

A hospital.

Where did Grandpa do his experiments?

In the kitchen with Lily.

What business did Lily & Marilyn open with their half of the money?

A cemetery.

After Eddie ran away from home, what did Herman bring home, thinking it was Eddie?

Ernie Douglas.

What no new question? No matter, I'll answer anyway: Both Beverley Owen & Pat Priest did.

Who did Herman write romantic poety for?

Spot.

What happens everytime Marilyn tries to bring home a boyfriend?

The phone is in a coffin just down the hall.

Why did Grandpa & Lily need to make the nothin' muffins?

The postman.
What was the Munster Coach's number plate?

Under the stairs, of course.

What's the neighbor lady's name?


This is the fastest moving thread for quite a while...

I know, isn't it great? :D


Wednesday

What did Grandpa usually have flying around in the basement?

She worked as a model.

What did Herman get stuck inside at the museum?

They keys to his house

What happened when Eddie got a cavity?

Spot burned it out.

What was the name of Lily's brother, and what was he?

Herman and Grandpa went looking for the UFO.

What episode did Herman dress up as a knight?

Knighty Knight Bugs

What was the name of the insane carmaker who jinxed an entire car?

Ah, yes, the Fregosi Emerald!

Who was Happy Havemeyer?

The family lion

What did Grandpa build for Eddie?

Lily's poor niece Marilyn.

Who was the Munsters regular doctor?

Dr Galen Adams

What happened when Spot ran out of dog food?

The Munster Koach!

Where do the Munsters live?

1164 Morning Glory Circle

Where did Lily get a job to buy Herman an Anniversary Present?

The episode was called: "Yes, Galen, There is a Herman"

The Munsters are known as the First Family of what?

they are the first family of Light

What came on after the Zombo show?

The Complete Second Season on DVD!

Where does the Raven live?

In the basement!

What happens every time Marilyn brings home a boyfriend?

Over night Eddie grew a beard...

Where was Herman's office party held?

At the Black Lagoon

Where did Lilly work before she was married?

The Regal Beagle

Who was Spot?

He was Lily's father.

Who is Mr Gateman?

Lily's brother

What was Gateman, Goodbury, and Graves?

"Moose" Mallory.

What part did Robert Easton play?

The Munster Koach.

How did the family find out about Herman's song on the radio?

They were dial surfing, trying to find the Wolfman Jack show

What did Eddie like to carry with him everywhere?

"Moose" Mallory (Hmm... Duplicate answers...)

Where was Herman "put together"?

GM's Chevrolet plant , Frankenstein division

Who was Marilyn named after?

Herman's grandmother

What was Grandpa's bed made out of?

The corps of Gomez ( of the Adams Family )

What lived under the stairs?

Gateman, Goodbury & Graves.

Who is Sam Dracula?

The Munsters' car.

Where was the phone?

The Drag-U-La!

What was buried in the back yard?

The head writer of the show

Did Herman have any relatives?

TV Land omitted: "Herman's Peace Offensive".

How does Herman keep breaking mirrors?

Ummmmm youre supposed to answer my Q with a funny wrong one, what does "TV Land omitted: "Herman's Peace Offensive". " Have to do with Hermans relatives??? 0.o

anyway.... to answer yours: Cause it was easier than cleaning them

In the movie "Munster go home", what country did the family visit?

Mockingbirdvania!

What TV icon is Herman jealous of?

Raymond, cause everybody loves him

Where did Herman work?

(Mikado: the whole idea is to give the wrong answer. It doesn't have to sound like I'm giving the right kind of answer. It just has to be wrong. Have you read the whole thread? Almost every time it's nonsense. I believe that's the plan anyway. If I'm in error, cuff me up and call me Slappy! :D)

On "Jeapardy!"

What was Herman looking for in the sewer?

Jimmy Hoffa :lol: ( btw , the "on Jeopardy " answer was really good ;) )

What came out of the cuckoo clock?

The phone.

How did Herman lose the Munster Koach?

He parked it in the Pacific ocean

What was in the basement of the Munster home?

An electric chair

How did Herman get up to the apartment where the horse-betters (or whatever) were located?

to conform with the recent answer trend of sounding like I'm attempting to answer: He slid down the Batpole.

What does Herman do for a living?

Bust through doors.

Where was Grandpa most often found?

Singing on American Idol.

Herman's boss, Mr. Gateman was played by John Carradine. What other "Famous Monster" did he portray?

Tweety bird ( ooooo scary!!! )
What were the bolts on Herman's neck used for?

One was for salt and the other for pepper.

Which Munster did a commercial for Cheerios?

Charlie

How did Herman get his old face back?

He ate Cherrios.

Why does Herman not like getting scared out of his skin?

His coat gets checkerboard-looking like Charlie's.

What happens to Herman when they go to Buffalo Valley?

He falls asleep behind the train station.

What was Marilyn's "Prince Charming" really looking for?

Spot.

How did the Munsters open the staircase?

With the Dragula.

What did Herman and Grandpa make Eddie for his birthday?

BONUS QUESTION: What did they make after Herman wrecked the first present?

One was for salt and the other for pepper.
:lol:

What did Herman and Grandpa make Eddie for his birthday?

BONUS QUESTION: What did they make after Herman wrecked the first present?
They made him a Barbie Doll from twigs and spit

Bonus Q answer: Ken

Who built the Munster Koach?

Spot.

"Come Back, Little ______"

Spot.

"Come Back, Little ______"

Cat.

What are some of the musical instruments that were in the Munster living room?

Drums, Banjo & Accordian. I think there was also a Marimba under the stairs.

Who is "Woof Woof"?

The family cat.

What made the Fregosi Emerald special?

It was the restaurant where Lily was a palm reader.

What's the Munsters address?

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

What could Eddie do with his ears?

Fly!

How did Herman and Grandpa find Morgan's treasure?

Grandpa read it in his spell book

What happened to Grandpa when the Munsters went camping?

He got lost in the sewer.

What does "W6XR-L4" stand for?

Grandpa's newest invention.

What kind of business does Lily open up?

A dragstrip.

Who does Eddie get a "Bat in the Box" from?

Bruce Wayne

Why did Eddie always wear short pants?

His pants weren't actually short. His legs were really short.

How many pets do the Munsters have?

I'll be out of town for two weeks. Starting Sunday. I'll return for a few days on the 19th, but then be gone for another week right after that. Summer is a busy time... :D

7000, they lived at the San Diego zoo

What was Grampa's actual name?

George W. Bush

In the episode Herman's Soriety Caper, the beast that ate lower New Jersey. when the Munsters left, where was the beast?

In the trashcan.

How does Herman get out of the sorority house?

He walked out the door in Twiggy's dress

What 2 kinds of cars were combined to make the Munster coach?

An ice cream truck and a tank.

What did Herman wear to the masquerade party?

The Dragula.

What are the bolts on Herman's neck for?

To keep his pants up.

Where did Grandpa find Spot?

On the wall in the lab.

Who's the last living Fregosi?

LL Cool J. Fregosi.

Where did Grandpa buy his electric easychair?

Lily's beauty shop.

The Munsters were always compared to another creepy family. Who were they?

The Cleavers!

What was Grandpa doing with his fingers that irritated the family, which helped to prompt his leaving home?

He was trying to use his finger to check the oil on the Dragula. Silly guy...

How did Marilyn keep 'scaring off another one?'

She forced them to watch "My mother the car" with her

Why did the Munsters go to England in "Munster go home?"

To get fish and chips from the local tavern.

Who was Cruikshank?

The Russian leader in 1966.

What's Grandpa's favorite dessert?

The Sahara

What's the Munsters address?

1600 Pensyvania avenue

Who was Hermans "father"?

The shoemaker, the shopkeeper, two candlemakers...

What's Igor's favorite snack?

Klondike bars

Where was the Munsters favorite vacation

Their visits to Dr. Dudley.

What's the Raven in the clock's favorite saying?

What's the Raven in the clock's favorite saying?
"The Adams Family sucks, Caw Caw!!!"

Where did Eddy keep his pet "Spot"?

At the parlor.

Who lives under the stairs?

Mr. Gateman.

Where does Grandpa buy his cigars?

At the parlor.

Who opened a beauty parlor?

Cousin Quasimodo.

Where does Lester get his hair cut?

Under the stairs.

How many wives did Grandpa estimate he had?

One for every bite in the neck.

What brand of soap does the Munster family use?

Fregosi Emerald Soap.

What was the contest the Munsters won in Event magazine?

Best CBS Show of the Year.

Where did Woof-Woof come from?

From Dog-Dog.

What's the name of the Munsters kitty? (Hint: It's not Cat.)

:bump
From Dog-Dog.

What's the name of the Munsters kitty? (Hint: It's not Cat.)
Bill Clinton

Where was the Munster's "old Country"?

Lycanthrope, Transilvania

What's Spot's favorite toy?

the Mailman

What was the "Dragula" made from?

Grandpa's first coffin and spare parts from cars caught by Spot.

Where did the Munsters find their pet Raven?

in that big hole under the stairs

Was Marilyn named for/ paterned after Marilyn Monroe?

Yes, but couldn't sing Happy Birthday to herself in "The Fregosi Emerald".

Whatever happened to Mrs. Cribbons next door?

Ask Spot. :lol:

Who got a baseball stuck in their mouth?

Mrs. Cribbons next door.

Who was the mailman who fell for Lily?

Cliff Clavin.

Where did Grandpa get his medallion?

in the 1964 Tokyo Olympics, for women's gymnastics

What did Herman do for a living?

He did commercials for Green Giant corn.

What did Mr. Gateman do when Eddie played jazz?

He stuffed Woof Woof in Eddie's Trumpet

Which carmaker put a curse on the Edsel?

Ralph Kramden.

What did Eddie do after Mr. Gateman did what he did?

That depends on what Lily did after what Herman did after what Marilyn did!

What lived in the Munsters clock?

Grandpa and Mr Gateman.

Where does the trap door in the living room floor lead?

To the CBS commissary.

What is Uncle Gilbert's complete address in the Black Lagoon?

205 Lake Erie drive

Where did Dr Frankenstein find all the parts to make Herman?

At the cemetary and the medical school thrift shop.

What do the Munsters keep in the attic?

The Munster Koach (http://www.MunsterKoach.com).

What's normally under the stairs?

Grandpa's early tries at inventing diet soda, "Slab".

What does the Raven do in his spare time when he's not announcing the time?

He plays poker with Spot and Woof Woof

Why did Marilyns face change 3 times?

Because Grandpa brought his portable lab to England.

"My ankle bone's connected to my..." What?

Grandpa's failed attempts to turn her into a Munster.

What lived in the Munsters' couch?

"My ankle bone's connected to my..." What?
Head bone

What lived in the Munsters' couch?
The World's largest dust bunnies

Who lived next door to 1313 Mockingbird lane?

Leo and Sylvia Schnauser.
(Whoops, sorry, Dirt, didn't see you answered the Marilyn question. Needed to refresh the page.)
What's Herman's favorite magazine?

Better Homes and Graves ( Actually that one might be true :eek: )

From who in the family, did Eddie get his ears?

His extremely distant Vulcan cousin, Mr. Spock.

Who sold Herman the car for Marilyn?

"His extremely distant Vulcan cousin, Mr. Spock."
:rofl: hahahaha!!!

Who sold Herman the car for Marilyn?
Edsel Ford jr.

Why did the Munsters leave for England?

They were run out of town on a rail.

What episode found Herman's likeness on a totem pole?

Great Chief Scaryface

Who's the "ugly duckling" in the Munster household?

Lily's sister's daughter, Marilyn Nosferata.

What's Herman's favorite cold cut at the deli?

Kosher Pastrami one rye, hes Jewish, after all

Did Spot ever leave his home under the stairs?

For a while, in protest, when Herman raised the rent.

How did the cat get its roar?

It was purchased from "Fair Deal Dan".

Who did Marilyn sculpt for her art class?

Fred Flintstone.

What was Grandpa's first invention?

the Wheel

What did Herman use the bolts in his neck for?

To loosen his vocal cords.

Who's was the first neck Grandpa ever bit?

Grandpa's first bite was Sara Diamond. Born to Johan and Elinor Diamond in Ireland. After being bitten on vacation in Transylvania she went on her own neck biting spree. Biting every person in her entire village in the old country. She wouldn't bite any wrists, as Grandpa has been known to do, only the neck. Nobody generally don't remember her real name. She will always be known as the "Diamond's Neck Lass." (Okay, it was a long way to go for so little. Bored this evening, I guess. It seemed like the right answer at the time... :winkgrin )

What did comedian Don Rickles have to do with the Munsters?

Don Rickles makes cracks at people, a Munster cracks mirrors.

What brand dog food does Spot eat?

Gravy Train for Chihuahuas

Why did Herman so dislike the raven in the clock?

Because the mynah bird that was in the clock before the raven would always smile and wink at Herman.

What winged animal does Grampa like to change himself into?

A stork. He loves kids.

How old is Eddie?

42, he stopped growing at 6

Who built the Munster Coach?

The Hearsed Corporation

Where does Herman work?

In Frostbite Falls with Moose and Squirrel.

What did Herman hear on his short-wave radio?

The distress calls of the Titanic

Did Herman go to the Titanic's aid?

Yes. Herman was very brave and went to the ship's aid. Unfortunately, when he came on board, everyone started shreiking and jumped off the starboard.

Where is "the old country' that Grampa talks about?

Hooterville.

Why doesn't Herman like to be scared out of his skin?

Because the nuts and bolts have to be imported from Transylvania, and there's a high excise tax on such items.

What mythical animal does Spot remind one of?

The MervGriffin

Just how old WAS Grampa?

Old enough to have to fortify his "bloody" Mary's with Geritol.

What animal did Grampa like to turn himself into?

The Blood Bank at the corner.

What job did both Herman and Lily have at the same time?

a cute little puppy dog

Why did Lilly wear a "death shroud" everywhere she went?

Because she got so many compliments on it--everyone told her it was to die for!

Where does the raven live?

Over Edgar Allen Poe's door (Nevermore)

Why did Herman have green skin?

Because he was green with envy that Grampa could fly.

Where does Herman work?

Goodman, Gas and Groceries.

Where did Herman go to school?

Transyvania grammar scghoul #34

what did Herman excel in, back in his school days?

Running and frolicking thru the countryside singing "Old Man River"...

"The Munsters" debuted on television on September 9, 1964. What night and what network were they shown on?

Moonday on TNN (Transylvanian Nightime Network )

What is Eddie Munster doing today?

Hanging.

How many different Marilyn's have there been?

23-one for each Transylvanian holiday.

Has Spot ever set anything on fire?

yeah, Atlanta, back during the Civil War

What was Spot doing in Atlanta at the time?

He was a military mascot.

Where did the harp in the living room come from?

They "dug it up" somewhere.....much as Herman had been dug up somewhere, himself

Where did Herman work?

In the sewers looking for Spot.

Did "Spot" live in the clock?

no, that was Eddie, in the clock

How tall was Herman?

Four Igors tall (the hunchback).

Whatever happened to Mr. Bloom the Postman?

He blossomed.

Why did Mr. Gateman fire Herman?

he was jealous of Herman's good looks

who was Mr Fordgosi?

Gerald Ford's Hungarian cousin.

How did Grandpa discover the dungeon in the Munster house?

He fell through the rotten floorboards, and there it was

Why did Grampa build the "Dragula"?

To make late night withdrawls from the blood bank without bothering Herman for the Koach keys.

What did Grandpa think he had turned Little Googie into?

The kid from Lost In Space.

Where do the Munsters get the replacement doors each time Herman crashes through them?

Radio Shack LOL

How did Herman get to work?

He hitched a ride on the city garbage trucks

What did Lily do for a "living"?

Steal coffin liners!

What kind of jacket did Charlie Munster wear?

A full-metal jacket

if Marilyn was the "ugly" one in the family, who was the sexpot babe?

Marilyn's long-lost grandmother

Where did we sometimes hear about Herman going for a walk?

He liked to walk along the beach and throw rocks at the seagulls

What did Herman have against seagulls?

They kept making eyes at Igor.

Who brings home car bumpers?

Eddie, he wants to steal the license plates

Why was Eddie dressed like such a sissy?

To attract drivers to pull over to get their bumpers and snag their plates.

What role did Billy Mumy audition for?

Nephew Hotep, the mummy.

What was Grandpa's favorite TV show?

The indian test pattern after the stations went off for the night

What was Grampas real name?

Stephanus Ambrosius Miklos Dracula. Sam Dracula, for short.

What was Lily's job when she met Herman?

Topless cocktail waitress at the happy times bar and crematorium

Why was Marilyn sent to live with her distant relatives?

Her 'plainness' got to be so much for them that they went blind looking at her.

What style of coat did Charlie Munster wear?

A coat of red paint (After 2 coats of primer)

Where did Herman retire after 35 years at the morgue?

To the happy times bar and crematorium.

How many lives does "Kitty" have?

none, like everyone else in the house, she was "undead"

Why is Eddie the only one in the family with pointy ears?

There's an ear sharpener on the wall in his room.

Why did they have to find Henry J. Fregosi?

He owed them a new car

How did the Munster family usually travel?

In the car they just got from Henry J. Fregosi.

It was the Fregosi Emerald, but who's Ruby was it?

Charlie Munster's

Where did Spot stay?

With his mummy. Ha Ha

What bird on the show was a smart aleck?

Lily & Marilyn, (nudge, nudge...)

What was the secret of Munstar All (Munster Hall) in Munster, Go Home?

Lily's hidden heirloom from the Albanian bluehills.


What type of monster does Herman resemble?

Big-foot

Why did herman and lily get jobs on their 100th anniversary?

Because Transylvanian Social Security doesn't begin til the 124th birthday.


What kind of smart ass bird came out of the clock and annoyed Herman?

A pigeon

What was the toy that eddie carried around with him?

A wind up bat

Who was considered the Ugly Duckling in the Munster household?

Spot

Who lived at 1313 Mockingbird lane?

Jacky Chan

What color were the munster's?

Chartreuse with yellow polka dots

Did the Munsters have any famous neighbours?

Yes, the Rubbles.



Where was Herman assembled ?

In China.


What Rock Band rented the Munsters house for a weekend?

Herman's Hermits.



When Herman was a ship welder, who joined him as a co-welder ?

Rosie the Riveter, who was played by Nancy Walker

What kind of pesky bird keeps needling Herman, at times, throughout the show?

A homing pigeon from Transylvania.


What did Herman think, when he saw the little Frankenstein wind-up toy ?

He thought it was ridulous...then smashed it too bits.

Who kissed Marilyn (to wake her up) -when she was under the sleeping beauty spell?