robyrob's name is one of four names picked for the SO Interview of the Week!!

Ask him anything. And away we go....

My question:

Do you enjoy working so much with computers? How long have you been interested in gaining so much knowledge on them? What do you do for a living? Do you use the same kind of humor in real life as you do here on the boards?

Well, our very own robyrob is a bit under the weather this evening, so being the GREAT friend I am and all...I've decided to act as his stand in! For this interview, I will no longer be Chad Michael Murray, but now I am...

THE ONE...THE ONLY...

ROBYYYYYYYYYYYYROB!!

Now, let me get to MY questions.

Do you enjoy working so much with computers?

*robyrob voice* "Yes, but not nearly as much as I'd enjoy working with Pamela Anderson and a Foreman Grill."

How long have you been interested in gaining so much knowledge on them?

"Well, it's going on about 200 years this August."

What do you do for a living?

"I sell stereos, casette tapes and blood on the side."

Do you use the same kind of humor in real life as you do here on the boards?

"...humor? What humor? ARE YOU CALLING ME FUNNY?!?! THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!"

:brent By the way, Rob, how does it feel to have a clone?

What is your favorite food?

:brent By the way, Rob, how does it feel to have a clone?

"...a clone? Are you trying to imply something here? GET AWAY FROM ME AND MY DNA, YOU MAD ESTRANGED SCIENTOLOGIST!!!" :eek:

What is your favorite food?

"Macaroni with a side of aluminum."

Rob, do you know about the wonderful "Who's Online?" feature SO offers? How does it feel to know I could be watching your every move?

Rob, do you know about the wonderful "Who's Online?" feature SO offers? How does it feel to know I could be watching your every move?

"...are you implying that you could be watching me right now? Because in that case...I'd have to take this lovely Foreman Grill I've got right here...shine it up real nice...

AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY @$$!!"

If you had the chance to be more like me, would you?

And also, what's your favorite day of the week?

If you had the chance to be more like me, would you?

"Hey...if you all wanna see me be more like Adam...GIMME A HELL YEAH!!"

*Crowd has no response*

"There ya go. I think that oughta answer yer question, monkey boy."

And also, what's your favorite day of the week?

"Any day that ends in B."

Who's the coolest person on SO? *coughanswerisme*

Who's the coolest person on SO? *coughanswerisme*

*Makes sure to put on an EXTRA robyrob sounding voice for this one*

"Why, that would be the amazingly wonderful, extremely talented and an overall AMAZING dude...the magnificent Matt, aka Chad Michael Murray."

"Hey...if you all wanna see me be more like Adam...GIMME A HELL YEAH!!"

*Crowd has no response*

"There ya go. I think that oughta answer yer question, monkey boy."

The stand-in you is VERY rude.

But seriously where's the lovin,' crowd?

And how'd you know I look like a monkey boy?

The stand-in you is VERY rude.

:mad:

And how'd you know I look like a monkey boy?

"Apparently, you've been out of the gossip mill around here for a LONG time now, buddy." :rotflmao:

Who's the coolest person on SO? *coughanswerisme*
Oh no, he knows better...he knows it's me...RIGHT ROBYROB!!????

is your name Robyrob a throwback to the days of MARKY MARK????

How many robots do you play with daily?

is your name Robyrob a throwback to the days of MARKY MARK????

"As a matter of fact, it is. We used to hang out back in the day, and before he hit it BIG, we were a duo. Marky Mark and Roby Rob...naturally, the JERK had to give me second billing. Anyway, after a couple of months of performing together and standing around in our underwear together...THAT $#@%& SLEAZEBAG STABBED ME IN THE BACK AND WENT SOLO!!!!!

WELL YOU KNOW WHAT?! NO MORE! I'M GOING TO SHOW THE WORLD THAT ROBY ROB IS 100X THE PERFORMER AS THAT HAS BEEN EVER WAS!!!!!"

How many robots do you play with daily?

"Just one. It's my electronic Marky Mark voodoo doll."

What is your favorite "bedtime" clothing?

Other than green, what is your other fave color?

Where is kermit?

What is your favorite "bedtime" clothing?

"I'm afraid I can't reveal that information on a PG-13 message board...but I will say this: ever seen the movie Showgirls?"

Other than green, what is your other fave color?

"...OTHER favorite? I'm afraid you're mistaken. Green is my one true love in the family of colors. Anything else SUCKS!!" :mad:

Where is kermit?

"He's making a late night trip to Wal-Mart."

How do you keep your beautiful wife Robyn happy?

Are you a romantic?

Quick: When is your wedding anniversary? *irene counting...one...two...three

How do you keep your beautiful wife Robyn happy?

"Well duh, have you SEEN me?! I think it's quite obvious!! How dare you insult me in such a way...THAT'S IT!! I REFUSE TO TAKE ANYMORE OF YOUR QUESTIONS, IRENEPARALEGAL! GET OUT OF MY THREAD! GETOUTGETOUTGETOUT!!"

Are you a romantic?

VOID!!

Quick: When is your wedding anniversary? *irene counting...one...two...three

VOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!!!!!! :mad:

"Well duh, have you SEEN me?! I think it's quite obvious!! How dare you insult me in such a way...THAT'S IT!! I REFUSE TO TAKE ANYMORE OF YOUR QUESTIONS, IRENEPARALEGAL! GET OUT OF MY THREAD! GETOUTGETOUTGETOUT!!"



VOID!!



VOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!!!!!! :mad:
MAKE ME!!!!!!

I will just have to take Robyn out for a night on the town: LADIES' NIGHT...come on Robyn...:mooner: :snob: :snob:

How is Glitchee tonight?

How is Glitchee tonight?

"Well, I said I wouldn't take anymore questions from you, but since you asked how my precious Glitchee is...how about we go to the main source and find out! Glitchee...why don't you tell the nice lady how you're doing tonight? Huh? Be a good kitty and tell the nice lady how you're feeling.."

*Glitchee gives Irene the finger*

"...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Isn't that cute? I taught him that myself."

"Well, I said I wouldn't take anymore questions from you, but since you asked how my precious Glitchee is...how about we go to the main source and find out! Glitchee...why don't you tell the nice lady how you're doing tonight? Huh? Be a good kitty and tell the nice lady how you're feeling.."

*Glitchee gives Irene the finger*

"...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Isn't that cute? I taught him that myself."
Glitchee actually told me, "Guess where my paw has been?"

OK NOT ROBY :mad:

How long have you beedn a Kermit fan? and Weezer?

Could the real Robyrob pleaes satdn up?

wtf?

How long have you beedn a Kermit fan? and Weezer?

"Since the date of my birth...Tuesday, March 31st, 1935."

Could the real Robyrob pleaes satdn up?

"I am robyrob!!...ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?!" :crazy:

What is an average day like for you Robyrob?


How much do robots play in your everyday life?


if you were a planet, which one would you be and why?


How many martians have visited you?

RobyRob, why don't you post here anymore? Does it have to do with someone specific or something specific?

Remember when we watched Brokeback mountain together and you got all sobby and started rubbing me funny?

Im sorry about you and Mark Wahlberg :(

You still wana kick his ass next time you see him?

RobyRob, why don't you post here anymore? Does it have to do with somoene specific or something specific?


PMS Perhaps?

"Since the date of my birth...Tuesday, March 31st, 1935."



"I am robyrob!!...ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR?!" :crazy:
I tohught you wree 36?


Yah you're CMM!

PMS Perhaps?

Yeah I'm sure that's it :rolleyes:

PMS Perhaps?
.....Am I missing something here?

this is the most ridiculous thread in the history of this board.

.....Am I missing something here?
the same thing i'm missing, i guess.

this is the most ridiculous thread in the history of this board.
:racist:

this is the most ridiculous thread in the history of this board.
You ain't seen nothing.

this is the most ridiculous thread in the history of this board.

This from someone with 10 posts!! :lol:

this is the most ridiculous thread in the history of this board.that's an exageration :lol:

Anyways...Back on topic....Ever driven a car into lake Erie?

...For a Klondike Bar?

that's an exageration :lol:Ditto, TheGenius threads are the most ridiculous

This from someone with 10 posts!! :lol:

Well not everyone has all the time in the world to sit here & post on a message board. You would think a moderator would have more respect for its members. Everyone had 10 posts at one time buddy.

Ditto, TheGenius threads are the most ridiculous
Obviously you don't remember the Ingrown Toenail threads.

Obviously you don't remember the Ingrown Toenail threads.
THose were just disturbing but yeah they were ridiculous

Well not everyone has all the time in the world to sit here & post on a message board. You would think a moderator would have more respect for its members. Everyone had 10 posts at one time buddy.

Well, setting aside the robyrob persona for a second...

If you don't have time to post, then how did you have time to sit here and read EVERY thread in existence?

Now, back on topic:

I'll make sure robyrob gets to all of these fine questions later on!!

Obviously you don't remember the Ingrown Toenail threads.
oh come on, i wasn't here for it, but RainMan has the prize :lol:

Well not everyone has all the time in the world to sit here & post on a message board. You would think a moderator would have more respect for its members. Everyone had 10 posts at one time buddy.

Yes we did, but we didn't all say that a post is the most ridiculous thread in the history of this board, when we have only posted here 10 times.


Well, setting aside the robyrob persona for a second...

If you don't have time to post, then how did you have time to sit here and read EVERY thread in existence?
Thanks Matt, kinda what I was thinkin.

Well, setting aside the robyrob persona for a second...

If you don't have time to post, then how did you have time to sit here and read EVERY thread in existence?

Now, back on topic:

I'll make sure robyrob gets to all of these fine questions later on!!
LOL


THANK YOU CMM!!! YOU ARE THE GREATEST MAN TO EVER LIVEO N THSI EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh come on, i wasn't here for it, but RainMan has the prize :lol:
RainMan deserves n prize

Always IMing me and inviting me into chats, and talking to me about stupid stuff and Last of the Summer Wine, I got sick of ihm within a week

Oh boy... he got on my nerves

This from someone with 10 posts!! :lol:

Well not everyone has all the time in the world to sit here & post on a message board. You would think a moderator would have more respect for its members. Everyone had 10 posts at one time buddy.

Is there an echo in here?

Well not everyone has all the time in the world to sit here & post on a message board. You would think a moderator would have more respect for its members. Everyone had 10 posts at one time buddy.
deja vu :eek:

deja vu :eek:

Yeah I think we all got that the first time.

Yeah I think we all got that the first time.
:nod:

Well, setting aside the robyrob persona for a second...

If you don't have time to post, then how did you have time to sit here and read EVERY thread in existence?

Now, back on topic:

I'll make sure I get to all of these fine questions later on!!

What's your earliest past-life memory?

Can you see the future, and will there be a pastrami sandwich in it for me?

Will you be making said pastrami sandawich?

What the hell is that you are wearing?

Do you engage in conversations with flora and fauna alike?

What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?

What's your favorite seasoning?

What the hell is wrong with you anyways?

Anyways...Back on topic....Ever driven a car into lake Erie?

...For a Klondike Bar?

this is the most ridiculous thread in the history of this board.
What would you know the history of the board? You've been here since when...wow! 2005...:crazy: :rolleyes:

Well not everyone has all the time in the world to sit here & post on a message board. You would think a moderator would have more respect for its members. Everyone had 10 posts at one time buddy.
Adding up posts doesn't mean you sit your ass here all day. And what would you know abt moderators and their jobs? When you have been here long enough to know the joke abt Robyrob then you can speak...until then go somewhere else...:rolleyes:

What is an average day like for you Robyrob?

"...average? HAHAHAHAHAHA! No day is just AVERAGE for me, lady. Let's see. First thing I do is wake up...and usually it's late, so I run out the door with my tie half undone and a piece of toast hanging out of my mouth.

Then, I shave while I drive to work--I nearly cut my nose off once. I don't like to relive it, though. I still have flashbacks.

Then, I get to work, and people shower me with various compliments and gifts of both monetary units and other items of value, because I'm just so awesome.

After work, I come home, and Robyn is waiting to remove my shoes from my feet when I walk in the doorway. Afterwards, she serves me a large, 5-course meal after a long, hard day at work.

Yes, life is good when you're robyrob."


How much do robots play in your everyday life?

"Listen, lady, if you don't deal with robots during at least 75% of your normal life activities, then you're just beyond saving."


if you were a planet, which one would you be and why?

"I think it's obvious to all that I would have to be...URANUS!"

How many martians have visited you?

"Just one: my mother-in-law."

RobyRob, why don't you post here anymore? Does it have to do with someone specific or something specific?

"Well, quite frankly, I'm just like, WAY too awesome for this place anymore. I think those who know me would have to be inclined to agree."

Remember when we watched Brokeback mountain together and you got all sobby and started rubbing me funny?

"It was a touching moment...what do you want me to say?" ;)

Im sorry about you and Mark Wahlberg

You still wana kick his ass next time you see him?

"As a matter of fact, I ran into him today on the street. He was shirtless, as usual, so I gave him an atomic wedgie and fled the scene before he could release himself from that Calvin Klein cotton prison."

Anyways...Back on topic....Ever driven a car into lake Erie?

...For a Klondike Bar?

"Not only did I drive a car into Lake Erie, but then I swam to shore, wrestled an alligator NAKED, and won a gold medal in pole vaulting just to get to that damn Klondike Bar.

...you don't want to see the HELL I raised when I realized it had melted by that point."

OH MY GOD!! It's like, my IDOL robyrob!! WOWWWWWWWW!! This is SO cool! Okay, let me regain my composure before I address his questions. *Breathes* Since it's the real him and all, I'll answer these questions as myself.

What's your earliest past-life memory?

Gee, THAT'S easy, robyrob!! It would have to be the first time I ever saw you post on SO and thought to myself, gee...I'm going to try to be just like HIM for the rest of my life! Anything before that is trivial.

Can you see the future, and will there be a pastrami sandwich in it for me?

Well DUH, since pastrami sandwiches are like, your ULTIMATE favorite. ANYBODY IN THE ROBYROB OFFICIAL FANCLUB KNOWS THAT!! *calms down* Of course, I'm like, way more dedicated than they are. THEY'RE JUST FAIR WEATHER FANS!!

Will you be making said pastrami sandawich?

Wow...REALLY?! That would be SUCH an honor!!

What the hell is that you are wearing?

The same thing you're wearing, of course! I always make sure when I buy something that it's exactly what you would wear, too.

Do you engage in conversations with flora and fauna alike?

Just as long as they don't get too snappy...especially those Venus Fly Traps!

What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?

...can you run that by me again?

What's your favorite seasoning?

Pastrami powder with a bit of parmesan beef jerky for added flavor.

What the hell is wrong with you anyways?

O_O...ARE YOU TRYING TO CALL ME SOME KIND OF A PSYCHO?!?!

this is the most ridiculous thread in the history of this board.
from the boost of eleven total smileys to more than thirty, to the 9/11 thread, to the nancy mckeon cult, to the suicide hoax on the division board, to the introduction of avatars and all kinds of other neat stuff in major board upgrade of late 2001, to the overload of games that led to the opening of the games board, to the mass sitcomwriter hatred, to the "why not" threads, to the :jar: conspiracy, to the :rolleyes: war, to the craze of fancy images of user's names put into their signatures, to the addition of separate boards for media, to the avril lavigne grudges, to the temporary presence of nate, to the censoring *ccident, to the anti-TJ rally protesting his decision to disable images in signatures, to Dorothy's Deceptive Days (the DDD), to the initial madness of :grr: and :grady:, to the kings and the juke "n" jives, to josh's desperate attempts to return from being banned, to holly's overdramatic eternal departure, to my ericidlefan suspension and exploitation of what a bitch i am in an announcement thread, to the year-long closure of the politics board, to the arrival of whom we then dubbed the full house kiddies, to the countless personalities of sara, to the anti-sarah bash festival of 2004, to the invasions of the that's so raven board, to the first national pissed: day, to the increased frequency of parody threads, to OU812's endless re-registrations, to the "free AKA" protest thread, to the board change of early 2005, to the bridge miss golden obnoxiously kept between us and some wrestling forum, to the texas smurftractors, all the way up to the SO robyrob interview; you, fellow lad who has been on this board for the last 10% of the time it has existed, would sensibly be one hell of an expert on its history.

from the boost of eleven total smileys to more than thirty, to the 9/11 thread, to the nancy mckeon cult, to the suicide hoax on the division board, to the introduction of avatars and all kinds of other neat stuff in major board upgrade of late 2001, to the overload of games that led to the opening of the games board, to the mass sitcomwriter hatred, to the "why not" threads, to the :jar: conspiracy, to the :rolleyes: war, to the craze of fancy images of user's names put into their signatures, to the addition of separate boards for media, to the avril lavigne grudges, to the temporary presence of nate, to the censoring *ccident, to the anti-TJ rally protesting his decision to disable images in signatures, to Dorothy's Deceptive Days (the DDD), to the initial madness of :grr: and :grady:, to the kings and the juke "n" jives, to josh's desperate attempts to return from being banned, to holly's overdramatic eternal departure, to my ericidlefan suspension and exploitation of what a bitch i am in an announcement thread, to the year-long closure of the politics board, to the arrival of whom we then dubbed the full house kiddies, to the countless personalities of sara, to the anti-sarah bash festival of 2004, to the invasions of the that's so raven board, to the first national pissed: day, to the increased frequency of parody threads, to OU812's endless re-registrations, to the "free AKA" protest thread, to the board change of early 2005, to the bridge miss golden obnoxiously kept between us and some wrestling forum, to the texas smurftractors, all the way up to the SO robyrob interview; you, fellow lad who has been on this board for the last 10% of the time it has existed, would sensibly be one hell of an expert on its history.
:thumbsup: :thanks: :clap :notworthy :cheers: props: :yeahthat

from the boost of eleven total smileys to more than thirty, to the 9/11 thread, to the nancy mckeon cult, to the suicide hoax on the division board, to the introduction of avatars and all kinds of other neat stuff in major board upgrade of late 2001, to the overload of games that led to the opening of the games board, to the mass sitcomwriter hatred, to the "why not" threads, to the :jar: conspiracy, to the :rolleyes: war, to the craze of fancy images of user's names put into their signatures, to the addition of separate boards for media, to the avril lavigne grudges, to the temporary presence of nate, to the censoring *ccident, to the anti-TJ rally protesting his decision to disable images in signatures, to Dorothy's Deceptive Days (the DDD), to the initial madness of :grr: and :grady:, to the kings and the juke "n" jives, to josh's desperate attempts to return from being banned, to holly's overdramatic eternal departure, to my ericidlefan suspension and exploitation of what a bitch i am in an announcement thread, to the year-long closure of the politics board, to the arrival of whom we then dubbed the full house kiddies, to the countless personalities of sara, to the anti-sarah bash festival of 2004, to the invasions of the that's so raven board, to the first national pissed: day, to the increased frequency of parody threads, to OU812's endless re-registrations, to the "free AKA" protest thread, to the board change of early 2005, to the bridge miss golden obnoxiously kept between us and some wrestling forum, to the texas smurftractors, all the way up to the SO robyrob interview; you, fellow lad who has been on this board for the last 10% of the time it has existed, would sensibly be one hell of an expert on its history.
:woohoo:

well, I think its a pretty good thread :snob:

well, I think its a pretty good thread :snob:

Oh I know! This thread is like, COMPLETELY awesome and should remain a fixture on the Chit Chat board until Sitcoms Online's final days!!

Oh I know! This thread is like, COMPLETELY awesome and should remain a fixture on the Chit Chat board until Sitcoms Online's final days!!
Do you know something we don't know??? Final Days???????:eek:

from the boost of eleven total smileys to more than thirty, to the 9/11 thread, to the nancy mckeon cult, to the suicide hoax on the division board, to the introduction of avatars and all kinds of other neat stuff in major board upgrade of late 2001, to the overload of games that led to the opening of the games board, to the mass sitcomwriter hatred, to the "why not" threads, to the :jar: conspiracy, to the :rolleyes: war, to the craze of fancy images of user's names put into their signatures, to the addition of separate boards for media, to the avril lavigne grudges, to the temporary presence of nate, to the censoring *ccident, to the anti-TJ rally protesting his decision to disable images in signatures, to Dorothy's Deceptive Days (the DDD), to the initial madness of :grr: and :grady:, to the kings and the juke "n" jives, to josh's desperate attempts to return from being banned, to holly's overdramatic eternal departure, to my ericidlefan suspension and exploitation of what a bitch i am in an announcement thread, to the year-long closure of the politics board, to the arrival of whom we then dubbed the full house kiddies, to the countless personalities of sara, to the anti-sarah bash festival of 2004, to the invasions of the that's so raven board, to the first national pissed: day, to the increased frequency of parody threads, to OU812's endless re-registrations, to the "free AKA" protest thread, to the board change of early 2005, to the bridge miss golden obnoxiously kept between us and some wrestling forum, to the texas smurftractors, all the way up to the SO robyrob interview; you, fellow lad who has been on this board for the last 10% of the time it has existed, would sensibly be one hell of an expert on its history.
:woohoo: WOOT!


don't forget...

the additition of :racist: and :mrtarver: as smileys
the time seth deleted :racist: and :mrtarver:
when everyone was in protest against :racist: and :mrtarver: not being in smileys anymores
the re-addition of :racist: and :mrtarver: as smileys!

Was he even around during the TerriAldenHater Miss Beautiful threads?

if anyone has any REAL questions, for either me OR Glitchee, we will try to answer them.

Do you enjoy working so much with computers? How long have you been interested in gaining so much knowledge on them? What do you do for a living? Do you use the same kind of humor in real life as you do here on the boards?
never been that big of a deal to me, started back in about '81 or so i guess, i cant really say but i am basically a dept manager, i am what i am i guess...

What is your favorite food? - candy sours, brussel sprouts, asparagus, coconut, spanakopita/GREEK FOOD, JONES SODA

do you know about the wonderful "Who's Online?" feature SO offers? How does it feel to know I could be watching your every move? - yes, i thought i was invisible though so it dont matter, besides if im on here, i'm not moving anyways.

If you had the chance to be more like me, would you? And also, what's your favorite day of the week? - i already AM more like you than you are, and i would say Saturday mornings

Who's the coolest person on SO? - i am going to have to go with CHOOCHIE, because she just dont give a fig what anyone thinks

is your name Robyrob a throwback to the days of MARKY MARK???? How many robots do you play with daily? - i believe i've had this user name since long before there ever was a Marky Mark, besides he's just a figment of Lorne Michael's imagination, and i dont play with robots, cuz Glitchee hogs them ALL

What is your favorite "bedtime" clothing? Other than green, what is your other fave color? Where is kermit? - anything with VELCRO, purple, and at the dump about to toss out a bunch of promotional "Earth Day" flyers

How do you keep your beautiful wife Robyn happy? Are you a romantic? When is your wedding anniversary? - a series of well-planned lies and carefully planted distractions. well, i think so, but apparently i am quite wrong about that. technically its on the Feb 12th - that's when Robyn observes it, but i celebrate it on the 14th.

How is Glitchee tonight? - sleeping soundly in a sunbeam.

How long have you beedn a Kermit fan? and Weezer? - since the Muppet show originally premiered, and since the first time i heard them when the first single came out for the "Blue" album

wtf? - indeed

What is an average day like for you Robyrob? How much do robots play in your everyday life? if you were a planet, which one would you be and why? How many martians have visited you? actually kinda stressful and boring all at the same time, thats usually why i come here. Cybertron. i cant reveal that sort of information

PMS Perhaps? - nah, i been busy - the Midol is just for appearances only

this is the most ridiculous thread in the history of this board. - thats not a question, but i'll answer it anyway; not YET.

:racist: - :grr:

You ain't seen nothing. - sorry i fell asleep there for a sec.

Ever driven a car into lake Erie? ...For a Klondike Bar? - no, they dont have Klondike bars where i come from

Obviously you don't remember the Ingrown Toenail threads. - actually i thought that i had just imagined them

Is there an echo in here? - no, thats the Doppler Effect in motion.

Do you know something we don't know??? Final Days??????? :eek: - yes, but i'm not telling, because i signed a total non-disclosure agreement

Was he even around during the TerriAldenHater Miss Beautiful threads? - yes but i chose not to get involved because i didnt want to see his mascara get all runny and messy :(