Thought we could all participate in a parody of the theme song.
Once it completes,someone can start it over again with new words if you want.Nonsense words are totally acceptable. :)
Here we go:

"My eyes are gettin' bleary.My back is gettin' spiked.I'm gettin' mugged in traffic on the Queensborough bridge tonight."

great idea, your beginning damn near killed me LOL..


and I don't share cause all I wanna do, is eat a snack and kill a kangaroo..:lol:

and eat that box of ding dongs before you do:lol:

OOK thts interesting. are ya gonna star another one? or continue?

Someone start it up again.You guys are crackin' me up!! :lol:

This is killin' me *LOL* I can't beat 'gettin' mugged in traffic' :lol: ...but here we go......


My thighs are lookin' eerie, my a$$ is gettin' tight, I'm sittin' here prison hopin' I don't get knifed tonight.......

but Vinnie said that "all I wanna do"...

...is lift some weights......

and ride my hog right back to you:lol:

Here we go again:

I pay my taxes yearly...

and my bank account is overdrawn...

I just stole a ski mask, and passed out on the lawn........

and its ok cause god aint there wit you, the devils gas just passed you to his room

Gotta anotherone
Those crazy men are fighting.....

they're both so stinkin' drunk...

now they're throwin' pickles....

and I just gobbled one up

we gotta finish this one guys. ok i will
"but thats ok my wife kicked me in the butt.and i fell down and now i cant get up"

ok i wonna write my own one all the wa through

My friends are soo crazy
the cop tazerd them with guns
they aint hurting no one, they just tryin to have some fun
but all ya haters keep on hatin on
cause we dont care we just tryin to get it on!

they're both so stinkin' drunk...

My eyes are getting teary,
my throat is getting tight,
can't stand all this talk
about losing my show for life....:lol:

i more line
but its ok cause all i gotta do. is sit right down and drink up all the booze

I did the theme song as a kind of tribute.

I miss my dear old Stanley, the lovely Sara, too.
And how 'bout that ol' Richie. He had a good time passin' through.
Then Holly up'd and moved to Manhattan.
And now the cast is left to carry on.
'Cause soon it will begin the final farewell, 9th season.


Don't be sad! It ain't over yet! ;)

:lol: Good one. Finally some recognition for Stanley & Sara, those two were ditched the quickest. lol

When it is over, this thread will be hot with all of the sad songs. They will be so easy to write. But, like you said, it ain't over yet.;)

How bout the "MARGY SONG"?i got one. Its for Mr Douglass Stephen Heffernan.aka HEFFERCAN

Pizza now you know i'm in a whirl Tonight...
i need you so oh pizza, i need you so oh pizza Sauce!
before i ate you nothin in my life was right....but all that changed with pizza, you blew me away oh pizza. remember when we met between math and ENGLISH?! you were all cheesy and what was i i was just hungry.
you were neva lookin finer when i ate you you ate Gabes pizza-diner...you had pepperonni and anchovies to it tasted all so new
i new my skinny days were over i kept comin back ova and ova,
Pizza if you left me i'd coud cry or just lie down and DIE.

How bout the "MARGY SONG"?i got one. Its for Mr Douglass Stephen Heffernan.aka HEFFERCAN

i new my skinny days were over i kept comin back ova and ova
THAT is a GREAT line! :lol:

Thanks JP, Im kind of goin through the same thing here. i just keep goin back for more.LOL