Martin: The Cast

Gina....Played By: Tracy Prinze
Sheneneh....Played By: De De
Brother Man....Played By: Ed Brown Jr.
Mother Payne....Played By: JennyLee

This scene will take place at the apartment building, we will be at other places, such as the shoe store, a trip to Hawaii, and of course Sheneneh's Salon.

This is open casting call for Actors and Actresses please join the fun with us.

We will be happy to have you join us, we will add your name to the cast list.

Please join us.

NOW THE SHOW BEGINS

Gina: (pam and gina are going into the apartment)

Gina: Pam take the chicken out the freezer so I can cook Martin's dinner tonight. I am going to take a bath now.

Pam: Gina! How can you be with that old Martin? You're too good for him. Now take me and Tommy we are perfect for each other... What time is Martin coming home anyway?

Gina: (talking from the bathroom) Martin should be home any minute. I am going to fix some chicken, rice, gravy, green beans, and Mother Payne's homemade biscuits and her homemade apple pie. I know her recipe. Girl its going to be good and BETTER than Mother Payne's. Is Tommy coming over for dinner Pam?

Pam: Of course he'll be here Gina.... You know he never misses a meal.

Knock, Knock

Pam: Gina Someone is knocking on the door.........

Pam opens the door.

Mother Payne: Is Gina here? I want to know if she's here? I'm going to take her by her turkey giblet neck and choke the living out of her!

Pam: Amana Amanamana amama

Mother Payne: Out of my way............

(The Role of Martin will be played by De De until a man comes along and takes the role)

Martin: ( Martin is calling the apartment and Pam answers the phone) Yeah,let me speak to a human, Deputy dog. Is that my mama I hear in the background? (Martin yells through the phone) I LOVE YOU MAMA AHHH.

Mother Payne: Oh Martin! my little sweetheart pure boy who's never been bad to his momma.......... When will I see you? Do you know what Gina did to my bird? Do you? She done killed my bird Martin! WAHHHHHH!!!I am going to twist her neck like a corkscrew....

Pam: Mother Payne... Give me the phone!

Pam takes the phone away from Mother Payne...

Pam: Martin! You better get your no good tail butt over here before Gina strangles you!

Gina: (coming out of the bathroom)

Gina: Pam, tell martin to get his behind here ASAP. I've got a 911 problem and the name is MOTHER PAYNE. (yelling)

Gina: MARTIN, get home NOW.

Pam in in between Mother Payne and Gina she has her arms outstreched.

Mother Payne: Let me scratch your eyeballs out!

Pam: Now! Now! Mother Payne lets act civilized!

Mother Payne: Civilized You want civilized!

Mother Payne grabs Pam and Gina and slams their heads together.......

Mother Payne: This is for killing my bird... You will never forget me! Hmmph..........

Gina: See Pam this is all your fault, you should not have opened the door, now I have a headache. AhAh!!! My head.

Gina: Help me set the table Pam, now where did Martin say he was calling from? He needs to be here with his crazy mother. I mean look at her, swinging from the ceiling fan lika a nut.

Theres a knock on the door........

Mother Payne: That must be my son Martin... She jumps out of the chandelier and runs and opens the door.

Broman coming in from the fire escape, Wasssuppp how is everyone doing?

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GET OUT OF MY GARAGE!!!

The role of Cole will be played by Tracy-Prinze until a man takes the role)

(Mother Payne is opening the door)

Cole: (Cole doesn't say anything to Mother Payne, he just walks in and goes to the kitchen to fix his plate)

Cole: Pam, you seen any hot sauce up in here because a brother needs some spice in his life. I see we got some chicken up in here (makes a rooster sound) urka ur urka ur

Cole: where is ole' Marty Mar?

The role of Tommy will be played by De De until a man takes the role)

(Another knock at the door)( Tommy doesn't speak to Mother Payne goes straight to the kitchen and fix a plate)

Tommy: Man, I'm tired, I've been working all day, Woo! this food looks good, I can't wait to get my grub on.This is the first meal I've had. Pam, you got any Kool-Aid in here?

Mother Payne: (Taking the plate of chicken, hot sauce and throws it on the floor) You are eating my bird that Gina killed. Sniff.......... Where's my Martin?

(gina, pam, cole, and tommy is sitting on the sofa shaking and scared)

Gina: Mother Payne, I did not kill your bird, the window was up, so the weather killed that bird of yours. I tell you what, in the morning I will go to the pet shop and by you two birds, I tell you what, I will buy you three bird, and when Martin comes I will tell him you stopped by OKAY!

Cole: (talking to Tommy) I must admit that was a pretty green bird that Gina killed.

Mother Payne: I will leave Gina but, first I'm going to wring your neck. (Mother Payne takes Gina by the neck and wrings it)...

Pam: Stop it Mother Payne........ Tommy! Do something!

At that moment Mother Payne let's go of Gina opens the door and leaves....

Pam: WOOOOO! Gina Are you okay girl?

(an hour has passed since mother payne left)

Martin: Ginaaaaaaaaaa, hey baby give your marty mar a kiss baby, with those soup coolers, yeah.

(the telephone rings, martin answers and it's his crazy cousins)

Martin: yeah, yeah, sure it's cool to come over tomorrow, okay bye, later.

Martin: Gina that was my crazy cousins, they will be here tomorrow, left-eye, sticky fingers, and stuttering joe. Before they come baby you better hide everything and nail down the other half, and Pam I want you to be here when they come, I need a good guard dog. ruff, ruff.

Pam: Martin! at least I don't comb my hair with a pork chop you slithering ogre! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/mad.gif
You're so ugly you came out of your mother!!!!

Martin: Listen up, ran over shoes Pam, beedie bee Pam, stank nose attitude Pam. I'm only going to say this one time and one time only so lift up your ears Deputy Dog.

You were so ugly when you were born that the Doctor slapped your mama for having you, and the nurse slapped the Doctor for delivering you. Because she was suppose to have you in a kennel.