View Full Version : We need this to break the fighting


lilhave
03-15-2006, 09:13 PM
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time. When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.

God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion."

So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too. When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good."

God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because He wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.



Do you know what the e-mail said? .....
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Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either. :-)

Harvey

jennymcc
03-16-2006, 12:37 AM
Good one!!

y2k3Joker
03-16-2006, 09:24 AM
I would have thought only one person from Sitcoms could have gotten that e-mail ...... but not anymore.


:notworthy :notworthy :notworthy

savageamusement
03-16-2006, 09:50 AM
Now I know why they call ya the joker-

~Touche

Lex Luthor
03-17-2006, 01:32 AM
I think I got that email but if I did not forward it to 10,000 people in the next 1 min I would get on the bad list, lose my job, my right arm would fall off and I would be eaten alive by a swarm of rampaging rabid hamsters carrying the avian flu virus.

I thought it was a joke so I deleted it. Who needs to be in the %5 of the ..................Ahh!, stay away killer hamsters!