SNL needs a really good American Idol sketch. I was reading on www.cingularsource.com/entertainment/idol/ the instructions on how to chat with contestants and kept thinking up really funny characters to call up contestants.

For instance, why don't they have a play on Single White Female and American Idol and have some lady who has changed her image to look like Taylor. They could start out the sketch with her calling him, but when she gets a little too "crazy" he hangs up on her. They then show her stealing his cell phone and answering his text messages from fans for him. It would be hysterical!