These are song titles you know are so bad, so corny, so funny, just plain unique, we doubt they will ever be used again as a song title. Like so many songs that share the same title but are obviously different songs; except these:



ME SO HORNY - 2 Live Crew
YOUTH CULTURE KILLED MY DOG - They Might Be Giants
ALL MY EXES LIVE IN TEXAS - George Strait
SATAN GAVE ME A TACO - Beck
WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD - Gordon Lightfoot
THIS OFFER IS UNREPEATABLE - Elvis Costello

Just a few off the top of my head...I don't think these are corny, but definitely original:

When God Fearin' Women Get the Blues - Martina McBride
Suds in the Bucket - Sara Evans
I'd Rather Ride Around with You - Reba McEntire
Do You Want Fries with That - Tim McGraw
My Clone Sleeps Alone - Pat Benatar

Rico Suave.

No explanation needed.

Jesus Built My Hotrod - Ministry

Holiday in Cambodia - Dead Kennedys

Jocko Homo - Devo

Picasso Visita El Planeta De Los Simio (Picasso Visits the Planet of the Apes)
- Adam and the Ants

Intergalactic Menopause - Murder By Death

Careful With That Axe, Eugene - Pink Floyd

Jesus Built My Hotrod - Ministry

Intergalactic Menopause - Murder By Death

Careful With That Axe, Eugene - Pink Floyd
LMAO!!!!!!

Here are some country songs, don't know the artists, I just copied and pasted:
* If You Don't Believe I Love You Just Ask My Wife
* Timber, I'm Falling in Love
* You're the First Time I Thought About Leaving
* Love Will Beat Your Brains Out
* You Can Tell the Man Who Boozes (By the Company He Chooses)
* I Think I'll Drink Myself Into the Past
* I Got Tears in My Ears From Lying on My Back Crying on My Pillow Over You

Here are some country songs, don't know the artists, I just copied and pasted:
* Timber, I'm Falling in Love


That's by Patty Loveless.

Some Loretta Lynn songs:

Don't Come Home A Drinkin' (With Lovin' On Your Mind)
You Ain't Woman Enough (To Take My Man)
Fist City
You've Just Stepped In (From Stepping Out On Me)
Your Squaw is on the Warpath

If I Said You Have a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me? - The
Bellamy Brothers

(By the way, this song went all the way to No. 1 on Billboard's Country
chart in 1979.)

That's by Patty Loveless.

Some Loretta Lynn songs:

Don't Come Home A Drinkin' (With Lovin' On Your Mind)
You Ain't Woman Enough (To Take My Man)
Fist City
You've Just Stepped In (From Stepping Out On Me)
Your Squaw is on the Warpath
Don't forget Loretta's song that created a storm when it was released; the title: THE PILL
yep, abt birth control pills. LOL

Don't forget Loretta's song that created a storm when it was released; the title: THE PILL
yep, abt birth control pills. LOL

Oh, yep! It got banned by country radio when it was first released. In her live shows these days, she sings it right after "One's on the Way." :lol:

At least I hope it won't:

(I Wanna Be) Your Underwear by Bryan Adams

At least I hope it won't:

(I Wanna Be) Your Underwear by Bryan Adams
:faint: :faint: puke:

SEVERAL SPECIES OF SMALL FURRY ANIMALS GATHERED TOGETHER IN A CAVE AND GROOVING WITH A PICT- Pink Floyd

Hollaback Girl - Gwen Steffani

good ones Mandie and Ant-Lox

I don't think anyone will ever use the Titles "Oops I Did It Again" or "I Touch Myself" ever again. I hope not anyway.

I don't think anyone will ever use the Titles "Oops I Did It Again" or "I Touch Myself" ever again. I hope not anyway.
i think I have heard "touch myself" used in a title again...not sure. but you are right though "I hope not anyway":lol:

i just checked...T-Boz from TLC did a song with that title and another guy named Lenny B. also had that song title.

Uuum...that god aweful "My Humps" song. And "Baby Got Back"

Uuum...that god aweful "My Humps" song. And "Baby Got Back"

ugh I hate "My Humps!" and I........like.....BIG butts and I cannot lie you other brothers can't deny..........sorry everytime I see that song mentioned lyrics come flying out of me. Got another one BTW:

The Humpty Dance by Digital Underground.

ugh I hate "My Humps!" and I........like.....BIG butts and I cannot lie you other brothers can't deny..........sorry everytime I see that song mentioned lyrics come flying out of me. Got another one BTW:

The Humpty Dance by Digital Underground.
I can't stand my Humps. Whenever I hear that song I get that pic of Fergie in my head where she peed on herself during a concert...YUCK!!!!

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!! Talk about nasty. UGH.

"My Neck, My Back" By Khia. That song is filthy and that title is sure not to be repeated.


My mom is new to downloading stuff off Limewire and she downloaded "To Be Real" by Cheryl Lynn, but it was somebody's remix and the dirty version of Khia's song came on in the middle, boy did we get a earful. I never want to her that again.

i just checked...T-Boz from TLC did a song with that title and another guy named Lenny B. also had that song title.

I was about to post that.

The Beatles have several song titles that people just can't use again:
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
"Eleanor Rigby"
"Penny Lane"
"Yellow Submarine"
"Octopus's Garden"
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
"Back in the U.S.S.R."

... I think you guys got the point.

"My Neck, My Back" By Khia. That song is filthy and that title is sure not to be repeated.

Yes. "My Neck, My Back" was gross. It was sung by Khia. I've listened to it on my Ipod and it was way too much X-rated for me. It was like a pornographic song. No one should listen to that song ever again. "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-Lot was another grossy song. It came out in the early 90's.

"Liquid Dreams" by O-Town :lol:

I guess I may be the only one who loves the songs "My Humps" and "Baby Got Back" :lol:

"Liquid Dreams" by O-Town :lol:

I guess I may be the only one who loves the songs "My Humps" and "Baby Got Back" :lol:I like that "Baby Got Back" song

Yes. "My Neck, My Back" was gross. It was sung by Khia. I've listened to it on my Ipod and it was way too much X-rated for me. It was like a pornographic song. No one should listen to that song ever again. "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-a-Lot was another grossy song. It came out in the early 90's.[/LEFT]


I feel the same way about Khia's song blech

Who Are the Brain Police? - Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention
Kid Charlemagne - Steely Dan
Holding the Compass - Family
Subterreanan Homesick Blues - Bob Dylan
The Ballad of John and Yoko - the Beatles

More later. . . .

I was about to post that.

The Beatles have several song titles that people just can't use again:
"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"
"Eleanor Rigby"
"Penny Lane"
"Yellow Submarine"
"Octopus's Garden"
"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band"
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da"
"Back in the U.S.S.R."

... I think you guys got the point.


No one can use "Back In the U.S.S.R." because it's obsolete. There is no U.S.S.R. any more.

And then there's Ray Stevens's "Surfin' U.S.S.R.". . . . :rofl:

"Promentalsh*tbackwashpsychosis Enema Squad a.k.a.(The Doo Doo Chasers)" Funkadelic *shivers*

"Promentalsh*tbackwashpsychosis Enema Squad a.k.a.(The Doo Doo Chasers)" Funkadelic *shivers*
DEFINITELY! :wave:

Another P.Funk goldmine

"Butt To Butt Rescusitation" :lol:

Another P.Funk goldmine

"Butt To Butt Rescusitation" :lol:
oh shyt!!!!!! lol


how abt:

"Ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman"...:lol:

:rofl: These are great.

:rofl: These are great.
they are, aren't they? and to think, these are real song titles!!??:eek:

Yet another entry in the P-Funk H.O.F.

"Night of the Thumpasaurus Peoples" Parliament

Yet another entry in the P-Funk H.O.F.

"Night of the Thumpasaurus Peoples" Parliament
Parliament/Funkadelic and alot of funk groups are notorious for using such weird titles in their music. Hey, can't complain. I love funk music.:wave:

Parliament/Funkadelic and alot of funk groups are notorious for using such weird titles in their music. Hey, can't complain. I love funk music.:wave:


YES! That's what makes funk so great! :wave:

YES! That's what makes funk so great! :wave:
it does! and besides, I'm too busy shaking my ass to notice the words anyhow...*Irene begins dancing...*:banana:

it does! and besides, I'm too busy shaking my ass to notice the words anyhow...*Irene begins dancing...*:banana:


:lol: Absolutely!

Even if the lyrics are nonsense, if that sucker jams it don't matter! There's a party goin on! :D *moonwalks*

"How-Hi-the-Li," Family (about politicians smoking drugs)
"Judy Teen," Steve Harley and Cockney Rebel (about a pedophile)
"The Ballad of Frankie Lee and Judas Priest," Bob Dylan (about. . .something)
"Union of the Snake," Duran Duran (about less than nothing)
"The Orange County Lumber Truck, Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention (about an Orange County lumber truck! :lol: )

Clarence Carter "Strokin"

Your Body Is A Wonderland - John Mayer
Drop Kick Me Jesus - Bobby Bare
Poundcake - Van Halen
Dukey Stick - George Duke

Clarence Carter "Strokin"



Jazz artist Richard Tree has a song called "strokin" also.

Death May Be Your Santa Claus - Mott the Hoople

Death May Be Your Santa Claus - Mott the Hoople
I can also bet no one will be naming themselves "Mott the Hoople" either anytime soon...:crazy:

You're Beautiful - James Blunt

No song written and sung by a man who sounds like a high pitched voiced castarated duck with a cold, and looks all high and has diry hair and writes songs in Princess Leia's bathroom and is Britsh's songs shhall never be repeated again, and that video ugggh

Jazz artist Richard Tree has a song called "strokin" also. I didn't know about that one

The Seven Seas of Rhye - Queen

Who Are the Brain Police? - Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention :lol:

I Wish You Were A Beer- Cycle Sluts From Hell
Trash Can Murders- The Runaways
The KKK Took My Baby Away- Ramones
Attack of the Giant Ants- Blondie
Can Your ***** Do The Dog- The Cramps
Fred From Jupiter- Digette
Drop Your Pants- Hilary
I Eat Cannibals- Total Coelo
Thinking About Sex Again-The Waitresses
Everything Is Wrong If My Hair Is Wrong- The Waitresses
Put Your Love In Me- Plasmatics
I Love Sex (And Rock and Roll)- Wendy O. Williams
Pretty Mess- Vanity
Johnny Are You Queer- Josie Cotton

Queen Jane Approximately - Bob Dylan

They're coming to take me away ...by Napoleon the 4th, i think it was @_@

Napoleon XIV.

14th? Well, i was close

They're coming to take me away ...by Napoleon the 4th, i think it was @_@
OMG, I remember that song...:crazy: :lol:

Losing My Religion - REM

Sussudio - Phil Collins

Most songs by Denise LaSalle, if you don't know who she is, you are better off not knowing LOL.

Most songs by Denise LaSalle, if you don't know who she is, you are better off not knowing LOL.
I guess she's a horribly bad singer who makes Bucky Covington look like Paul McCartney?

I guess she's a horribly bad singer who makes Bucky Covington look like Paul McCartney?
:lol: :crazy: :crazy:

:lol: :crazy: :crazy:
:D Is she? LOL Youve made me curious!

I guess she's a horribly bad singer who makes Bucky Covington look like Paul McCartney?No, she's a terrific singer she just says dirty things in most of her songs.

No, she's a terrific singer she just says dirty things in most of her songs.
Ah :lol:

1)She's Actin' Single,I'm Drinkin' Double-Gary Stewart
2)Your Love Is Like Nuclear Waste-Tuff Darts
3)Teenage Enema Nurses In Bondage-Killer Pu**y
4)Jeremiah Peabody's Poly Unsaturated Quick Disolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green & Purple Pill-Ray Stevens

Baba O'Riley - the Who

1)She's Actin' Single,I'm Drinkin' Double-Gary Stewart
2)Your Love Is Like Nuclear Waste-Tuff Darts
3)Teenage Enema Nurses In Bondage-Killer Pu**y
4)Jeremiah Peabody's Poly Unsaturated Quick Disolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green & Purple Pill-Ray Stevens
:rofl:

Song Titles you're sure won't be repeated:

1) You and Me and a Dog Named Boo (Thank goodness):livid:

2) 96 tears (Why not 97, a hundred?):confused:

3) Incense and Peppermint by Strawberry Alarm clock (Need I say More...?):crazy:

Song Titles you're sure won't be repeated:

1) You and Me and a Dog Named Boo (Thank goodness):livid:

2) 96 tears (Why not 97, a hundred?):confused:

3) Incense and Peppermint by Strawberry Alarm clock (Need I say More...?):crazy:
96 tears was supposed to be 69 TEARS...but, the sexual connotation (you know what that means right?) was not something that they could get away with...so they just reversed the number to 96...that's why the number is like that. So remember when you hear that song, it is referencing 69.

You're right. It's quite obvious to me now. Another piece of R&R trivia to add to my repertoire. Have a good day.
Yooch

You're right. It's quite obvious to me now. Another piece of R&R trivia to add to my repertoire. Have a good day.
Yooch
thank you. same to you!:wave:

Ling Ting Tong by The five Keys < A little too "racial" for airplay today

Haitian Divorce - Steely Dan

Catnip dreams- Shonen Knife

Khashoggis Ship - queen
mustapha- queen
sympahty for the devil - rolling stones
john, im only dancing- david bowie
she makes me (stormtrooper in stilettos) - queen
The fairy fellers master stroke - queen


all by Prince:
P***y control
all the critics love u in new york
shockadelica
horny toad
scarlett p***y
erotic city
horny pony
la,la,la,he,he,he
ronnie, talk to russia
cloreen bacon skin
illusion, coma, pimp & circumstance
anotherloveholenyohead
superfunkycalifragisexy
rockhard in a funky place
2 nigs united 4 west compton

umm yeah he has a lot of out there titles

Deacon Blues - Steely Dan

The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing - Frank Zappa

Papa Dookie and the Mud People - the Subdudes

(a song about hippies)

Apples, Peaches, Bananas, and Pears
Auntie's Municipal Court
Dandruff
Goldilocks Sometime
Gonna Buy Me a Dog
Lady's Aid Society
Long Title: Do I Have to do this All Over Again?
Never Tell a Woman Yes
Oklahoma Backroom Dancer
Peter Percival Patterson's Pet Pig Porky
Porpoise Song
Randy Scouse Git
Tapioca Tundra
Tear the Top Right Off My Head
Teeny Tiny Gnome
The Crippled Lion
Your Auntie Grizelda
Zor and Zam

All by The Monkees. :lol:

Don't forget "D.W. Washburn," dawsongirl! :lol:

Apples, Peaches, Bananas, and Pears
Auntie's Municipal Court
Dandruff
Goldilocks Sometime
Gonna Buy Me a Dog
Lady's Aid Society
Long Title: Do I Have to do this All Over Again?
Never Tell a Woman Yes
Oklahoma Backroom Dancer
Peter Percival Patterson's Pet Pig Porky
Porpoise Song
Randy Scouse Git
Tapioca Tundra
Tear the Top Right Off My Head
Teeny Tiny Gnome
The Crippled Lion
Your Auntie Grizelda
Zor and Zam

All by The Monkees. :lol:
Dang!!!! that is a lot of weird titles.:crazy: :lol:

Don't forget "D.W. Washburn," dawsongirl! :lol:
Goofy title, bizarre song. :lol:

Papa Dookie and the Mud People - the Subdudes

(a song about hippies)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

And of course. . . .

"Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band." :D

(Released 39 years ago today!)

Two Cream titles:

"N.S.U." (refers to a social disease, not a German car like I thought!)
"SWLABR" (not an Arabic word but an acronym for "She Was Like A Bearded Rainbow")

Got that rainbow feel. . .


BUT THE RAINBOW HAS A BEARD!! :lol:

Two Cream titles:

"N.S.U." (refers to a social disease, not a German car like I thought!)
"SWLABR" (not an Arabic word but an acronym for "She Was Like A Bearded Rainbow")

Got that rainbow feel. . .


BUT THE RAINBOW HAS A BEARD!! :lol:
I remember hearing abt this song on a radio show...they were saying WTF? how can a rainbow have a beard? what drugs was the songwriter on when writing this song...:rofl:

Radio Ga-Ga - Queen
Pornograffitti - Extreme
Light Fuse & Get Away - Dream Theater
Space-Dye Vest - DT
The Test that Stumped Them All - DT
La Villa Strangiato - Rush
Red Sector A - Rush
Suck My Kiss - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Sir Psycho Sexy - RHCP

Radio Ga-Ga - Queen
Pornograffitti - Extreme
Light Fuse & Get Away - Dream Theater
Space-Dye Vest - DT
The Test that Stumped Them All - DT
La Villa Strangiato - Rush
Red Sector A - Rush
Suck My Kiss - Red Hot Chili Peppers
Sir Psycho Sexy - RHCP

Here's another one by the R.H.C.Ps: "Sex Rap." And this one: The Tom Tom Club's "Innocent Sex Kiss."
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"That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die." -- H.P. Lovecraft

Beer and Kisses - Amy Rigby :lol:

Purple people-eater

Alley Oop

(Two goofy songs from the fifties, which, btw I liked when I was a little eight or nine year old) I had even bought the 45rpm record for at least one of them)

Hollaback Girl - Gwen Steffani

Nuff said, I like that song

Charlie Freak - Steely Dan

(unless someone writes a song about Charlie Sheen! :lol: )

Wynona's Big Brown Beaver - Primus

Little Red Corvette
When Doves Cry

Both by Prince...I am sure many of his songs qualify for this thread.

Shonen Knife has several, id think, such as:

Neon Zebra
Expo '90
Fruit Loop Dreams
Antonio Baka Guy
Flying Jelly Attack
Tomato head
Magic Joe
Frogophobia
Buddahs face
and A.A.A ( pronounced ah ah ah! ) :lol:
I love them, but, they sure have weird names for their songs! ( And this is only a sample ) ;)

Actual name of an album by German power metal band Helloween:

PINK BUBBLES GO APE

Actual name of an album by German power metal band Helloween:

PINK BUBBLES GO APE
:lol: :crazy:

Sorry if any of these have already been mentioned. :)


Hot Child In the City - Nick Gilder

(Hey, Won't You Play) Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song - BJ Thomas

Mama's Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Cowboys - Waylon & Willie

The Logical Song - Supertramp

Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head - BJ Thomas

Werewolves of London - Warren Zevon

Calling Occupants (Of Interplanetary Craft) - The Carpenters

Disco Duck - Rick Dees

The Official Historian On Shirley Jean Berrell - Statler Brothers

(You're) Having my Baby - Paul Anka & Odia Coates

In a-Gadda-Da-Vida - Iron Butterfly

Here's a Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares) - Travis Tritt

May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose - Little Jimmy Dickens

You're the Reason Our Kids are Ugly - Conway Twitty & Loretta Lynn

You're the Reason God Made Oklahoma - David Frizzell & Shelley West

I'm Gonna Hire a Wino (To Decorate Our Home) - David Frizzell

You're Out Doing (What I'm Here Doing Without) - Gene Watson

You Never Even Called Me By My Name - David Allan Coe

I Had too Much to Dream Last Night - The Electric Prunes

Bang a Gong (Get it On) - T-Rex

^^^^Charles, I know some of those country songs and you are right, I know those song titles won't be repeated again, like YOU'RE THE REASON OUR KIDS ARE UGLY...:rofl: Man, those country song titles/songs sure were the beginning of music taking a real personal turn. :lol:

Rick Dees also did a song called "Dis-Gorilla" as a follow up to "Disco Duck". Needless to say, the public did not go ape over it. ;)

Mamunia - Paul McCartney and Wings

Rick Dees also did a song called "Dis-Gorilla" as a follow up to "Disco Duck". Needless to say, the public did not go ape over it. ;)
Do you remember seeing him in the movie La Bamba?

He still is a deejay, working in Los Angeles on a radio station that I sometimes listen to when I am not listening to Sirrius Satellite. He is funny as hell. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Let me add to the list:

BABY GOT BACK

Lalena - Donovan

Do you remember seeing him in the movie La Bamba?

He still is a deejay, working in Los Angeles on a radio station that I sometimes listen to when I am not listening to Sirrius Satellite. He is funny as hell. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Let me add to the list:

BABY GOT BACK
Oh yes - I own La Bamba on DVD! Wasn't he made co-host of Solid Gold after Andy Gibb got fired?

Here's a few more:

Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft - Carpenters

Long Legged Guitar Pickin' Man - Johnny Cash & June Carter

Let Me Be The Clock - Smokey Robinson

Mickey's Monkey - The Miracles

Yester-Me, Yester-You, Yesterday - Stevie Wonder

Shoo-Be-Doo-Be-Doo-Dah-Day - Stevie Wonder

Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue - Crystal Gayle

Plain Brown Wrapper - Gary Morris

Sometimes When We Touch - Dan Hill

Let Me Be Your Car - Rod Stewart (written by Elton John and Bernie Taupin)

Snookeroo - Ringo Starr (ditto)

My apologies if any of these have been mentioned. :)

Maries the Name (of his Latest Flame) - Elvis Presley

Wear My Ring Around Your Neck - Elvis Presley

You're so Square (Baby I Don't Care) - Elvis Presley

Red-Necking, Love Making Night - Conway Twitty

I See the want to In Your Eyes - Conway Twitty

Does Your Chewing Gum Lose it's Flavor (On the Bed Post Overnight) - Lonnie Donnegan

You Ain't Just Whistlin' Dixie - The Bellamy Brothers

If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body (Would You Hold it Against Me) - The Bellamy Brothers

Magnet & Steel - Walter Egan

Rhinestone Cowboy - Glen Campbell

Old Dogs, Children & Watermelon Wine - Tom T. Hall

Paradise By the Dashboard Light - Meatloaf

Rock & Roll Dreams Come Through - Jim Steinman (Covered by Meatloaf)

Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey - Paul & Linda McCartney

Heaven Must Be Missing an Angel - Tavares

Hi Hi Hi - Wings

C Moon - Wings

Barker of the UFO - Bee Gees

Nowadays Clancy Can't Even Sing - Neil Young (I think)

Windmills of Your Mind - Dusty Springfield

Too Much, Too Little, Too Late - Johnny Mathis & Deniece Williams

Solid - Ashford & Simpson

The Way You Do The Things You Do - Temptations

Stop in the Name of Love - Supremes

Creeque Alley - Mamas & Papas

Abacab - Genesis

Ungena Za Ulimwengu (Unite The World) - Temptations

Fat-Bottomed Girls - Queen

Listen to What the Man Said - Wings

I.O.I.O. - Bee Gees

When The Lovelight Starts Shining Through His Eyes - Supremes

It Doesn't Matter How I Say It (It's What I Say That Matters) - Florence Ballard

If I Said You Have a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold It Against Me? - The
Bellamy Brothers

(By the way, this song went all the way to No. 1 on Billboard's Country
chart in 1979.)The title of this song"If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me?"is a somewhat bizarre title,but it is a pretty good song.

WHAM! - Wake Me Up Before You Go Go

From Dean Winchester aka John...Thanx :wave:

Arctic Monkeys - You Probably Couldn't See For The Lights But You Were Looking Straight At Me

Panic! At The Disco - There's A Good Reason These Tables are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet

Rednex - The Sad But True Story Of Ray Mingus, The Lumberjack Of Bulk Rock City, And His Never Slacking Stribe In Exploiting The So Far Undiscovered Areas Of The Intention To Bodily Intercourse From The Opposite Species Of His Kind, During Intake Of All The Mental Condition That Could Be Derived From Fermentation

Red Sparrows - Finally As That Blazing Sun Shone Down Upon Us Did We Know That True Enemy Was The Voice Of Blind Idolatry; And Only Then Did We Begin To Think For Ourselves

Sufjan Stevens - They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back From The Dead

Bell Boy - the Who

We Almost Lost Detroit - Gil Scott-Heron

I Blew Up the Clinic Real Good --Steve Taylor

Papyrus Containing The Spell To Protect The Possessor From Attacks From He Who Is In The Water --Nile

Rehab - Amy Winehouse

Molina - Creedence Clearwater Revival

Cousin Dupree - Steely Dan

i think I have heard "touch myself" used in a title again...not sure. but you are right though "I hope not anyway":lol:

Yes, it was covered by Man's Ruin... and it killed the original.


Anyway;

"Homophobes Are Just Mad Cuz They Can't Get Laid" - Propagandhi.

Who Let The Dogs Out
Barbie Girl
MMMBop
the B word i'm just calling it that it was a hit by Meredith Brooks

the B word i'm just calling it that it was a hit by Meredith Brooks

actually, The Rolling Stones had a song with that title in 1971 :lol:

What About

Your Body is A Wonderland

i actually like that song though

Alan Jackson did a song in 2000 called "Three Minute Positive Not Too Country Up-Tempo Love Song."
Pretty sure that one won't be used again.

Bloodhound Gang: "A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying"

They Might Be Giants (that's the group's name :lol:):"Nothing's gonna change my clothes."

any Lennon-McCartney song from 1967! :lol:

Konie - "My life is sh*t but I'm funky"

Konie - "My life is sh*t but I'm funky"
Is that REAL?

Is that REAL?
It sure is. I heard it earlier on Sirius radio. :lol: I heard the song and when I seen the title scrolling across, I was like, "WTF?" :lol:

It sure is. I heard it earlier on Sirius radio. :lol: I heard the song and when I seen the title scrolling across, I was like, "WTF?" :lol:
LOL wtf? Is it new?

I think so. I don't know who the guy is. I found this on Youtube. I think he has a couple of albums and this is from the latest album:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Wnwa2gqEuY

I think so. I don't know who the guy is. I found this on Youtube. I think he has a couple of albums and this is from the latest album:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Wnwa2gqEuY
LOL Ill check that out later.

Its a GUY?

LOL Ill check that out later.

Its a GUY?
:rofl: Yes.

My Name Is Prince - Prince

unless Prince Harry or Prince William or someone decides to go into the recording studio, I highly doubt someone else will sing a song with that title

Big 10 inch By Aerosmith

I think so. I don't know who the guy is. I found this on Youtube. I think he has a couple of albums and this is from the latest album:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Wnwa2gqEuY
LOL interesting....ctachy song, looks like it shhould be madei n the 80s

LOL interesting....ctachy song, looks like it shhould be madei n the 80s
It does doesn't it? When I heard the song yesterday, I thought I had the channel on BIG 80'S but then I looked at the screen and realized it wasn't. I then looked at the artist and the song name and when I came home, I double checked the information. I then realized, "Hey, that song belongs on that thread for sure." :lol:

My Name Is Prince - Prince

unless Prince Harry or Prince William or someone decides to go into the recording studio, I highly doubt someone else will sing a song with that title
I can see Zsa Zsa Gabor's philandering husband doing that song. :lol:

It does doesn't it? When I heard the song yesterday, I thought I had the channel on BIG 80'S but then I looked at the screen and realized it wasn't. I then looked at the artist and the song name and when I came home, I double checked the information. I then realized, "Hey, that song belongs on that thread for sure." :lol:
LOL awesome

The Witch's Promise - Jethro Tull

I Wouldn't Buy a Used Car from Him - Norma Jean

The Under Assistant West Coast Promotion Man - the Rolling Stones

Smoking Hooch With the FlumeDude - Bricks.
My Life is a Mediocre Piece of Sh*t - Alice Donut.
Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant with My Two-Headed Love Child - Mojo Nixon

What What In the Butt - Samwell
I'm Gonna Hire a Wino to Decorate our Home - David Frizzell
Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens (and Then I Cried All the Way to Sears) - Ruby Wright
Tight Fittin' Jeans - Conway Twitty
I've Never Been to Me - Charlene
Take This Job and Shove It - Johnny Paycheck
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight? - Lonnie Dunnegan
Sugar Walls - Sheena Easton
Unskinny Bop - Poison
Push, Push In the Bush - Musique
Good Morning Starshine - Oliver
The Rain, The Park & Other Things - The Cowsills
Meeting in the Ladies Room - Klymaxx
Tik Tok & We R Who We R - Ke$ha
Burn Down the Malls & Legalize It - Mojo Nixon
Laffy Taffy - D4L
May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose - Little Jimmy Dickens
Juicy Fruit - Mtume
I Ate You For My Breakfast - Clarence Carter

Stuck Inside Of Mobile With the Memphis Blues Again - Bob Dylan

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D'yer Maker - Led Zeppelin

Does Your Chewing Gum Lose It's Flavor On The Bedpost Overnight-Lonnie Donegan

Purple People Eater- Sheb Wooley

The Streak- Ray Stevens

You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd- Roger Miller

Rip Van Winkle - the Nutmegs

Supercalifragilisticexpealadocious-Julie Andrews

Supercalifragilisticexpealadocious-Julie Andrews

WINNAH!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

WINNAH!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:



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Two Beds And A Coffee Machine by Savage Garden. Although it is a touching song.

Ed.

Solar Prestige a Gammon - Elton John :lol:

Purple Rain by Prince. Bootylicious by Destiny's Child.

Ed.

Pumped Up Kicks - Foster the People (new song)

Smooth Up In Ya - Bulletboys
See the Funny Little Clown & Watching Scotty Grow - Bobby Goldsboro
Boom Boom Pow - Black Eyed Peas
Gay Bar - Electric Six
Honkey Tonk Badonkdadonk - Trace Adkins
Back That Thang Up - Juvenile
Tootsie Roll - 69 Boyz
Right Thurr - Chingy
Pumps in the Bump - MC Hammer

See the Funny Little Clown & Watching Scotty Grow - Bobby Goldsboro

Funny little clown? Yo! I din't see what so funny! :lol:

Honkey Tonk Badonkdadonk - Trace Adkins


Easily one of the worst country songs ever recorded.

Pour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leppard.

Ed.

Unskinny Bop by Poison.

Doesn't even make sense.

Whatever Happened to Randolph Scott - the Statler Brothers

Union Of The Snake by Duran Duran.

Ed.

You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith too - Statler Brothers

You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith too - Statler Brothers

The Statler Brothers must have a lot of unique song titles! :lol:

Skating Away On the Thin Ice Of a New Day - Jethro Tull

I mentioned this on another thread, but;

"My Radio Is Telling Me To Kill (The Guys On My Radio)," by Boris the Sprinkler.


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Me and my Arrow - Harry Nilsson
My Ding-a-ling - Chuck Barry
Brand New Key - Melanie
Jungle Fever - The Chakackackas
Ma Bell Amie -Tea Set

Don't ask me how in blazes these clunkers made it to the airwaves! :confused:

Rolling in the Deep - Adele

Jungle Fever - The Chakackackas

that one is an instrumental, but there are also different songs with the same title by Stevie Wonder (http://www.metrolyrics.com/jungle-fever-lyrics-stevie-wonder.html) and Pitbull (http://www.metrolyrics.com/jungle-fever-lyrics-pitbull.html) with Wycleff

First Episode At Hienton - Elton John

that one is an instrumental, but there are also different songs with the same title by Stevie Wonder (http://www.metrolyrics.com/jungle-fever-lyrics-stevie-wonder.html) and Pitbull (http://www.metrolyrics.com/jungle-fever-lyrics-pitbull.html) with Wycleff

Then who's doing that X-Rated Moaning? :lol:

Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town by Pearl Jam

The Caves of Altamira - Steely Dan

Then who's doing that X-Rated Moaning? :lol:
no idea - I wasn't trying to be picky about it; I just recognized that there was in fact another song with the same name (sorry) :(

Hats Off To (Roy) Harper - Led Zeppelin

Honkey Cat - Elton John

More Ke$ha titles:
Grow a Pear
Sleazy
Dino$saur
Party at a Rich Dude's House
Boots & Boys

Also, this list wouldn't be complete without some Prodigy titles:
Smack My B!tch Up
Take Me To the Hospital
Baby's Got a Temper
Voodoo People
Invaders Must Die

Rage Against the Coke Machine - OPM

Dread and the Fugitive Mind - Megadeth

Miss Judy's Farm - Rod Stewart

Pleasant Valley Sunday - the Monkees

(written by Gery Goffin and Carole King about West Orange, NJ)

Rage Against the Coke Machine - OPM
How about "Rage Against the Washing Machine" - Kenny Young and the Eggplants?

John Wesley Harding - Bob Dylan

Lady Xanax - Duran Duran

Nan, You're a Window Shopper - Lily Allen

Gee, I'm A Nerd - Weird Al Yankovic

Don't Worry - Be Happy

The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill - the Beatles

Roxy Roller - Bryan Adams

Itchykoo Park - the Small Faces

I Blew Up the Clinic Real Good --by Steve Taylor.

Darlington County - Bruce Springsteen

Songs I love:
Eskimo Blue Day - Jefferson Airplane
Crown of Creation - Jefferson Airplane
White Rabbit - Jefferson Airplane
Greasy Heart - Jefferson Airplane
House at Pooneil Corners - Jefferson Airplane
Ballad of You, Me and Pooneil - Jefferson Airplane
Ice Cream Phoenix - Jefferson Airplane
Plastic Fantastic Lover - Jefferson Airplane
Chushingura - Jefferson Airplane
Lather - Jefferson Airplane
Our Lawyer Made us Change the Name of This Song so We Wouldn't Get Sued - Fall Out Boy
Don't You Know Who I Think I Am - Fall Out Boy
What A Catch Donnie - Fall Out Boy
20 Dollar Nosebleed - Fall Out Boy
Me and Bobby McGee - Janis Joplin
Cosmic Blues - Janis Joplin
Little Girl Blue - Janis Joplin

Songs I hate:
I Wanna Make You Wet the Bed - Chris Brown

1983 (A Merman I Should Turn To Be . . . ) - Jimi Hendrix

Cold Beer and Remote Control - Indigo Girls

New York Mining Disaster 1941 - the Bee Gees

Yes I Guess They Outa Name A Drink After You - John Prine

Judy In Disguise (With Glasses) - John Fred and His Playboy Band

Life is a Lemon (And I want My Money Back) - Meat Loaf

Son of Suzy Creamcheese - Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention

YOYOY - Cheap Trick

She's So European - Kiss

Yester-Me Yester-You. Yesterday - Stevie Wonder

Last Time I Tried To Rock Your World - Mindless Self Indulgence

Zodiaccupuncture - Aesop Rock

Scream Aim Fire - Bullet For My Valentine

Kangaroo Cry - Blue October

A E I O U and Sometimes Y - Ebn Ozn

America Drinks And Goes Home - Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention

Blood Sugar Sex Magik - Red Hot Chili Peppers

Gondoliers, Shakespeares, Overseers, Playboys and Bums - Norman Greenbaum with Dr. West's Medicine Show and Junk Band

Horseshoes and Handgrenades - Green Day

Handbags and Gladrags - Chris Farlowe

(covered by Rod Stewart)

Yesterday Threw Everything At Me - Athlete

Bleezer's Ice-Cream - Natalie Merchant

Porcupine Pie - Neil Diamond

Horror in The Halls of Stone - Deicide

Pixileen - Steely Dan

x My What a Strange Day with a Swede - Of Montreal

Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey - Paul McCartney

Schrodinger's Cat - Tears For Fears

My Swagger Has a First Name - Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows

For Michael Collins, Jeffrey and Me - Jethro Tull

Leopard-Skin Pillbox Hat - Bob Dylan

Leopard-Skin Pillbox Hat - Bob Dylan

Oh yeah! :)

Mysterium Iniquitatis - Christian Death

Let's Make the Water Turn Black - Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention

Scandalicious - Nick Carter

Waiting for The Monster to Drown - Get Cape Wear Cape Fly

Longfellow Serenade - Neil Diamond

The Cramps-

Goo Goo Muck
Don't Eat Stuff Off The Sidewalk
Bikini Girls With Machine Guns
The Creature From the Black Leather Lagoon
Bend Over, I'll Drive
I Wanna Get in Your Pants

Billie Jo Spears :rip:

Mr. Walker it's All Over
Get Behind Me Satan and Push

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap - AC/DC

Bloodbuzz Ohio - The National

Bloodbuzz Ohio - The National

I hate that song. puke:

Scholorship is the Enemy of Romance - Billy Bragg

Yesterday Never Tomorrows - The Stills

Kid Without Claws - Of Montreal

Scary Monsters (And Supercreeps) David Bowie

T-Bone Tombstone - Ed Harcourt

Pancake Land - Element Eighty

My Shadow Tags on Behind - Adam Green

Glamour Profession - Steely Dan

Grey Seal - Elton John

(Ironically, he put out two versions of this song.)

Seatbacks and Traytables - Fountains Of Wayne

Waiting for The Great Leap Forwards - Billy Bragg

Scandalous Scholastics - Gym Class Heroes

Myintrotoletuknow - Outkast

Infinite Space (Conclusion) - Emerson, Lake and Palmer

Life Was a Play The World Was a Stage - Toby Keith

Who Are The Brain Police? - Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention

Bleeker Street - Simon & Garfunkel

How Can I Sing Like a Girl? - They Might Be Giants

Liberty Cabbage - Rufus Wainwright

Love Theme From Kiss - Kiss

Screenager - Muse

Myxomatosis. (Judge, Jury & Executioner.) - Radiohead

Nasal Retentive Calliope Music - Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention

^^ Yup, safe bet it won't be repeated! :lol:

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Look At Me, I'm Sandra Dee - Stockard Channing

Natural Science - Rush

Search for Delicious - Panda Bear

The Analog Kid - Rush (1982)

Blessed by a Nightmare - Autopilot Off

How Come The World Won't Stop - Anastacia

Spill the Wine - Eric Burdon and War