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EmoJoe
03-03-2006, 04:19 PM
:D

PS- if you guys want it to be don knotts related, i can change the title

Cactus Jack
03-03-2006, 07:13 PM
I love it!!!

EmoJoe
03-03-2006, 07:19 PM
I love it!!!
:wave:

Cactus Jack
03-03-2006, 07:22 PM
:wave:
:wave: I love your av


Yeah David was robbed he does an awesome performance... and gets voted off? WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?


I knew he wouldnt win though

Ughh UI still fell bad abotu not voting :( Actualyl no I dont

EmoJoe
03-03-2006, 07:27 PM
:wave: I love your av


Yeah David was robbed he does an awesome performance... and gets voted off? WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?


I knew he wouldnt win though

Ughh UI still fell bad abotu not voting :( Actualyl no I dont
i knew he wouldnt win but i expected him to make top 12

why dont you still feel bad? not that it would really matter though, but you really should vote, because the busy signals go away after 20 minutes

Cactus Jack
03-03-2006, 07:29 PM
i knew he wouldnt win but i expected him to make top 12

why dont you still feel bad? not that it would really matter though, but you really should vote, because the busy signals go away after 20 minutes
Ditto

Ok I will :D

I just dont, I got over it , I just felt bad about not votingm for David

Cactus Jack
03-03-2006, 07:32 PM
I excpected David to maybe make the top 7 or 6 like John Stevens

EmoJoe
03-03-2006, 07:37 PM
I excpected David to maybe make the top 7 or 6 like John Stevens
me too :(

i also expected patrick to make top 12 :-/

even TF said he liked david, and he HATES idol.

Cactus Jack
03-03-2006, 08:26 PM
me too :(

i also expected patrick to make top 12 :-/

even TF said he liked david, and he HATES idol.
Ditto

Wow :eek:

EmoJoe
03-03-2006, 08:42 PM
i took my anger out on the top 16 pic

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b277/maroon5d/934966group2_600.jpg

Cactus Jack
03-03-2006, 09:21 PM
i took my anger out on the top 16 pic

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b277/maroon5d/934966group2_600.jpg
:D

EmoJoe
03-03-2006, 09:36 PM
:D
i thought you liked kevin? :lol:

EmoJoe
03-03-2006, 09:45 PM
david was ROBBED :cuss:

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
03-03-2006, 09:46 PM
haha you got rid of the ugly ones

EmoJoe
03-03-2006, 09:49 PM
haha you got rid of the ugly ones
and the losers :D

EmoJoe
03-03-2006, 09:53 PM
the anger of david's elimination is just erupting in me now :cuss: :wallbang: :mad: pissed: :soapbox:

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
03-03-2006, 09:55 PM
and the losers :D
ugly people, losers...same thing :)

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
03-03-2006, 10:06 PM
ashlee, bored...same thing :)

EmoJoe
03-03-2006, 10:09 PM
ashlee, bored...same thing :)
:(

EmoJoe
03-03-2006, 10:10 PM
i want spring to come.

EmoJoe
03-03-2006, 10:11 PM
kevin, little loser who only gets votes because hes "S000 CUT3 LZOLZZOZL", same thing :)

bucky, hillbilly, same thing

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
03-03-2006, 10:18 PM
i want spring to come.
God, me too. I want to wear short sleeves and all that fun ****s. I'm so sick of winter.

EmoJoe
03-03-2006, 10:19 PM
God, me too. I want to wear short sleeves and all that fun ****s. I'm so sick of winter.
me too

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
03-03-2006, 10:59 PM
Where's Robbit the Hobbit, I need to ask him a question. :cool: :lol: :lol: :eek: :mad: :o :D :wave:

EmoJoe
03-03-2006, 11:08 PM
WHERE IS EVERYONE!!?!

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
03-03-2006, 11:21 PM
WHERE IS EVERYONE!!?!
I don't know :(

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
03-03-2006, 11:33 PM
Where's Robbit the Hobbit, I need to ask him a question. :cool: :lol: :lol: :eek: :mad: :o :D :wave:
yia daas what myspace is for

EmoJoe
03-03-2006, 11:38 PM
CAN WE SKIP THIS WEEK OF AI AND GO TO THE TOP 12 PLEASE?!?!?

EmoJoe
03-03-2006, 11:58 PM
i'm listening to AI4 media right now. i miss them all so much :(

im listening to mikalah right now...:eek:

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
03-03-2006, 11:58 PM
CAN WE SKIP THIS WEEK OF AI AND GO TO THE TOP 12 PLEASE?!?!?
The guy in your av looks like Vin Diesel er sumshin.

EmoJoe
03-04-2006, 12:04 AM
The guy in your av looks like Vin Diesel er sumshin.
i dont even know who that guy is :snob:

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
03-04-2006, 12:14 AM
i dont even know who that guy is :snob:
welll gooooogle him, hooooo :p

I'm tired. Goodnight :wave:

EmoJoe
03-04-2006, 12:14 AM
it needs to be SUMMER now

EmoJoe
03-04-2006, 12:15 AM
welll gooooogle him, hooooo :p

I'm tired. Goodnight :wave:
NIGHTY NIGHT :wave:

EmoJoe
03-04-2006, 12:15 AM
whoa whoa, you've got the BEST OF MY LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EmoJoe
03-04-2006, 12:17 AM
you dont know how long i have wanted to touch your lips and hold you tigght
ohhh

you dont know how long i have waited
and i was gonna telll you tonighttttttttt

but the secret is still my ownnnnnnnn
and my love for you is still unknwon

aloneee

TILL NOW, I ALWAYS GOT BY ON MY OWN
I NEVER REALLY CARED UNTIL I MET YOU
AND NOW IT CHILLS ME TO THE BONE
HOW DO I GET YOU ALONE? OHOHOH
TILL NOW, I ALWAYS GOT BY ON MY OWN
I NEVER REALLY CARED UNTIL I MET YOU
HOW DO I GET YOU ALONEEEEEEEEEEE????????????????????/

BEST. IDOL. PERFORMANCE. EVER. PERIOD

Southern Hellraiser
03-04-2006, 12:27 AM
God, me too. I want to wear short sleeves and all that fun ****s. I'm so sick of winter.
me too. :grr:

EmoJoe
03-04-2006, 12:32 AM
i cant wait until summer

and the AI5 top 12.

because im sick of the semi-finals

Southern Hellraiser
03-04-2006, 12:58 AM
After the next week, Spring Break is here. :woohoo:

Karen*
03-04-2006, 05:46 AM
:D

:rofl:

Karen*
03-04-2006, 05:48 AM
i need a new av. karen, do you make animated avs?

I don't. Sorry. :(

Karen*
03-04-2006, 05:48 AM
OMG, L:eyes2:K!!!!!!!!!!!1 First one on the page.

I'm officially a published writer. :D

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/03/03/DDG4PHHDH91.DTL&hw=anthony+rapp&sn=002&sc=864

Karen*
03-04-2006, 05:49 AM
Damn Joe...Chris looks so hot in that avatar. :drool:

Superstar
03-04-2006, 07:39 AM
i dont even know who that guy is :snob:
http://www.stars2go.com/d/vin-diesel/star.jpg

Superstar
03-04-2006, 07:40 AM
OMG, L:eyes2:K!!!!!!!!!!!1 First one on the page.

I'm officially a published writer. :D

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/03/03/DDG4PHHDH91.DTL&hw=anthony+rapp&sn=002&sc=864
:woohoo: Congrats!

robyrob
03-04-2006, 09:09 AM
goood mawrnin awrll

Southern Hellraiser
03-04-2006, 12:05 PM
goood mawrnin awrll
:wave:

EmoJoe
03-04-2006, 12:43 PM
OMG, L:eyes2:K!!!!!!!!!!!1 First one on the page.

I'm officially a published writer. :D

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/03/03/DDG4PHHDH91.DTL&hw=anthony+rapp&sn=002&sc=864
cool :D

Southern Hellraiser
03-04-2006, 01:07 PM
OMG, L:eyes2:K!!!!!!!!!!!1 First one on the page.

I'm officially a published writer. :D

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/03/03/DDG4PHHDH91.DTL&hw=anthony+rapp&sn=002&sc=864
Congratulations!!!!!

Southern Hellraiser
03-04-2006, 01:14 PM
I was going to play the Sims 2 Nightlife this morning and when I loaded up Pleasantview, all my houses were gone. Does anybody know any ways I can get it back? :)

Superstar
03-04-2006, 02:32 PM
I was going to play the Sims 2 Nightlife this morning and when I loaded up Pleasantview, all my houses were gone. Does anybody know any ways I can get it back? :)
:eek: OMG, that sucks! I have no idea how to get them back.

I ordered Sims 2 Open for Business a couple of minutes ago from amazon. Its the first Sims 2 expansion pack that I'm getting.

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
03-04-2006, 02:36 PM
http://www.stars2go.com/d/vin-diesel/star.jpg
Ha, yeah. Definately looks exactly like the guy in their avs.

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
03-04-2006, 02:37 PM
I was going to play the Sims 2 Nightlife this morning and when I loaded up Pleasantview, all my houses were gone. Does anybody know any ways I can get it back? :)
Blech, no. Sorrrry :( That sucks ass.

Superstar
03-04-2006, 02:40 PM
Ha, yeah. Definately looks exactly like the guy in their avs.
yeah, I think so too.

EmoJoe
03-04-2006, 03:33 PM
I was going to play the Sims 2 Nightlife this morning and when I loaded up Pleasantview, all my houses were gone. Does anybody know any ways I can get it back? :)
the sims 2 sucks pissed: sims 1 is 891233333333x better

Karen*
03-04-2006, 07:42 PM
Ha, yeah. Definately looks exactly like the guy in their avs.

:rofl: OMG YEAH, he does!!

No, wait...CHRIS IS HOTTER. :snob:

EmoJoe
03-04-2006, 07:42 PM
-_-

Karen*
03-04-2006, 07:42 PM
-_-
AZT break?

Southern Hellraiser
03-04-2006, 08:00 PM
the sims 2 sucks pissed: sims 1 is 891233333333x better
That's one thing I have to disagree with. :p On the Sims 1, you could barely even see the sims.

Southern Hellraiser
03-04-2006, 08:02 PM
3 years ago today, I got a paddling by my 5th grade homeroom teacher for talking in the lunchrooom. :grr:

Cactus Jack
03-04-2006, 08:36 PM
i thought you liked kevin? :lol:
I do, but not as much as some of the others

EmoJoe
03-04-2006, 08:59 PM
I do, but not as much as some of the others
oh

Cactus Jack
03-04-2006, 09:02 PM
oh
Yeah


Chris Will and Katahrine and Kellie are my favs , Davisd was 2nd though :(

EmoJoe
03-04-2006, 09:03 PM
Yeah


Chris Will and Katahrine and Kellie are my favs , Davisd was 2nd though :(
my favorites are chris, katharine, and ayla. and david was tied for 1st with chris

Polniaczek033
03-04-2006, 09:50 PM
cookies are my favorite thing ever.

EmoJoe
03-04-2006, 09:53 PM
cookies are my favorite thing ever.
STOP TEMPTING ME. i gave them up for lent. i can only have them on sundays now :(

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
03-04-2006, 09:59 PM
:rofl: OMG YEAH, he does!!

No, wait...CHRIS IS HOTTER. :snob:
Watch, it's like the same guy and Vin Diesel just went under a different name so he could be all taken seriously as a singer.

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
03-04-2006, 10:00 PM
STOP TEMPTING ME. i gave them up for lent. i can only have them on sundays now :(
:(

Cactus Jack
03-04-2006, 10:31 PM
my favorites are chris, katharine, and ayla. and david was tied for 1st with chris
Oh yeah Ayla's awesome too :D

EmoJoe
03-04-2006, 10:44 PM
:(
:cuss:

robyrob
03-04-2006, 10:52 PM
3 years ago today, I got a paddling by my 5th grade homeroom teacher for talking in the lunchrooom. :grr:
...and you will be returning to paddle him BACK soon right?

Cactus Jack
03-04-2006, 10:53 PM
...and you will be returning to paddle him BACK soon right?
:rotflmao:

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
03-04-2006, 10:55 PM
hey RObay!

you must inform as to how you can listen to the music on myspace with firefox. It prevents it from working. :( Thanks, thanks.

Cactus Jack
03-04-2006, 10:57 PM
hey RObay!

you must inform as to how you can listen to the music on myspace with firefox. It prevents it from working. :( Thanks, thanks.
:(

robyrob
03-04-2006, 11:00 PM
hey RObay!

you must inform as to how you can listen to the music on myspace with firefox. It prevents it from working. :( Thanks, thanks.
you hafta have the right plugin installed for the music player - i think you need to install the Shockwave and Flash player plugins

Cactus Jack
03-04-2006, 11:03 PM
you hafta have the right plugin installed for the music player - i think you need to install the Shockwave and Flash player plugins
Yeah the music on MySpace does work on Firefox for me

robyrob
03-04-2006, 11:09 PM
you hafta have the right plugin installed for the music player - i think you need to install the Shockwave and Flash player plugins

https://pfs.mozilla.org/plugins/?application=firefox

or you could try installing the K-Lite codec pack (http://www.free-codecs.com/download/K_Lite_Mega_Codec_Pack.htm)

Southern Hellraiser
03-04-2006, 11:11 PM
...and you will be returning to paddle him BACK soon right?
:lol:

It was a she BTW. :p

Southern Hellraiser
03-04-2006, 11:13 PM
cookies are my favorite thing ever.
I sorta fell out with chocolate chip cookies, but I still love my oreos. :D

Southern Hellraiser
03-04-2006, 11:14 PM
Scary Movie 4 comes out on 4/14. I WILL be going to see it. :lol:

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
03-04-2006, 11:27 PM
https://pfs.mozilla.org/plugins/?application=firefox

or you could try installing the K-Lite codec pack (http://www.free-codecs.com/download/K_Lite_Mega_Codec_Pack.htm)
ThaNNNKs a million, but I downloaded them and it still doesn't work :/

EmoJoe
03-04-2006, 11:47 PM
That's one thing I have to disagree with. :p On the Sims 1, you could barely even see the sims.
yeah but the sims 2 messes up my computer and the kids are always unhappy and its so annoying. i only play the first one

EmoJoe
03-04-2006, 11:48 PM
3 years ago today, I got a paddling by my 5th grade homeroom teacher for talking in the lunchrooom. :grr:
isnt paddling like...illegal now? o_O

or is your school like...private...and is still all "OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG LIK LIK LIK KIDS SHOULD BE HURT FOR DER ACTIONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"

Southern Hellraiser
03-04-2006, 11:56 PM
isnt paddling like...illegal now? o_O

or is your school like...private...and is still all "OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG LIK LIK LIK KIDS SHOULD BE HURT FOR DER ACTIONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
My school is public and it's not illegal here. :lol: I'm not allowed to get paddlings though, because my mom would go up to school and get rowdy with the teacher. :lol: She was going to come up to school and ''talk'' to that teacher after she paddled me, but I persuaded her out of it.

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
03-05-2006, 12:04 AM
My school is public and it's not illegal here. :lol: I'm not allowed to get paddlings though, because my mom would go up to school and get rowdy with the teacher. :lol: She was going to come up to school and ''talk'' to that teacher after she paddled me, but I persuaded her out of it.
Wait, you were serious with the paddling? Ha, I really don't think that's legal anywhere :lol: I didn't think they've done that since the 50's er ****.

Southern Hellraiser
03-05-2006, 12:06 AM
Wait, you were serious with the paddling? Ha, I really don't think that's legal anywhere :lol: I didn't think they've done that since the 50's er ****.
yep, i'm serious. :nod:

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
03-05-2006, 12:09 AM
yep, i'm serious. :nod:
Ha, does the school board know? Seriously...

MaydayMalonesGirl
03-05-2006, 12:10 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v398/atarisroxyx/hassd.jpg

Southern Hellraiser
03-05-2006, 12:11 AM
Ha, does the school board know? Seriously...
I'm pretty sure they do. Not all the teacher in the 7-12 grades paddle though.

EmoJoe
03-05-2006, 12:17 AM
My school is public and it's not illegal here. :lol: I'm not allowed to get paddlings though, because my mom would go up to school and get rowdy with the teacher. :lol: She was going to come up to school and ''talk'' to that teacher after she paddled me, but I persuaded her out of it.
:lol: :eek:

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
03-05-2006, 12:23 AM
SNL time. Goodnight :wave:

Southern Hellraiser
03-05-2006, 12:28 AM
SNL time. Goodnight :wave:
Goodnight Ashlee :wave:

robyrob
03-05-2006, 12:29 AM
ThaNNNKs a million, but I downloaded them and it still doesn't work :/
i dont think that it's firefox's fault - from what I can tell, it doesnt work in Opera either - its the way that MySpace embeds the player :/

i'll keep an eye out for a fix or a workaround though

MaydayMalonesGirl
03-05-2006, 12:33 AM
mushabooooom

Southern Hellraiser
03-05-2006, 12:42 AM
Goodnight pplz :wave:

EmoJoe
03-05-2006, 01:15 AM
Goodnight pplz :wave:
goodnight :wave:

im watching the AI4 top 10 results show right now.

Karen*
03-05-2006, 05:16 AM
3 years ago today, I got a paddling by my 5th grade homeroom teacher for talking in the lunchrooom. :grr:

Wow, you remember?!

You shoulda paddled the bitch back with your do-rag!! :grr:

Karen*
03-05-2006, 05:18 AM
my favorites are chris, katharine, and ayla. and david was tied for 1st with chris

CHRRIIIIISSSSS!!!!!!!!!1

Wow, it's nice to have a favorite during semifinals!! :D

Karen*
03-05-2006, 05:19 AM
STOP TEMPTING ME. i gave them up for lent. i can only have them on sundays now :(

I gave up NOTHING. :snob:

I feel horrible. I haven't been to church since, like...Christmas. :eek:

Karen*
03-05-2006, 05:20 AM
I gave up NOTHING. :snob:

There are SO many things I should give up on though...junk food, Internet, shopping, Rent, American Idol...

^ BUT I DIE WITHOUT YOU. :(

Karen*
03-05-2006, 05:21 AM
Watch, it's like the same guy and Vin Diesel just went under a different name so he could be all taken seriously as a singer.

:lol:

Then Chrissy boy would've been in The Pacifier too then!! Awwww...how cute! :biglove:

Karen*
03-05-2006, 05:22 AM
:(

Orgasmic!! :drool:

Karen*
03-05-2006, 05:23 AM
Scary Movie 4 comes out on 4/14. I WILL be going to see it. :lol:

ME TOOOOOOOO!!!!!1 But I wanna quit my job at the theater by then...for good. :mad:

Everyone keeps on looking at the poster for it. :lol:

Stormtracker TF
03-05-2006, 09:30 AM
Oops, I forgot this place exist.

Southern Hellraiser
03-05-2006, 09:55 AM
Oops, I forgot this place exist.
:o :eek: :rolleyes: :angryfire :p :wave:

Stormtracker TF
03-05-2006, 10:14 AM
:o :eek: :rolleyes: :angryfire :p :wave:
That is so 2004.

EmoJoe
03-05-2006, 10:30 AM
CHRRIIIIISSSSS!!!!!!!!!1

Wow, it's nice to have a favorite during semifinals!! :D
i always have :p

EmoJoe
03-05-2006, 10:31 AM
Oops, I forgot this place exist.
:yousuck: :confused: :confused: :confused:

Stormtracker TF
03-05-2006, 10:43 AM
:yousuck: :confused: :confused: :confused:
http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/7996/eliandirknashnsheed26ri.jpg

EmoJoe
03-05-2006, 10:59 AM
TF what happened to your AV? :confused:

Southern Hellraiser
03-05-2006, 11:11 AM
That is so 2004.
I wasn't even here then. :rolleyes: :snob:

Courtnee
03-05-2006, 01:16 PM
:rofl:


matt foley (http://ds3.thatvideosite.com/streamvideo.wmv?id=169&filename=c25sX21hdHRfZm9sZXlfbW90aXZhdGlvbmFsX3NwZWFrZXIud212&key=1141578941)

robyrob
03-05-2006, 01:36 PM
Oops, I forgot this place exist.
yup

*writes reminder note on TF's forehead*

robyrob
03-05-2006, 01:37 PM
TF what happened to your AV? :confused:t
he gypsies took it :(

Stormtracker TF
03-05-2006, 02:15 PM
TF what happened to your AV? :confused:
It was stolen.

Stormtracker TF
03-05-2006, 02:16 PM
I wasn't even here then. :rolleyes: :snob:
Oh really?

Not being registered at SO is so 2002.

Cactus Jack
03-05-2006, 03:50 PM
t
he gypsies took it :(
:(

EmoJoe
03-05-2006, 04:06 PM
Oh really?

Not being registered at SO is so 2002.
:lol:

EmoJoe
03-05-2006, 04:08 PM
I wasn't even here then. :rolleyes: :snob:
:yousuck:

Cactus Jack
03-05-2006, 04:10 PM
Oh really?

Not being registered at SO is so 2002.
:lol:

Southern Hellraiser
03-05-2006, 04:50 PM
:yousuck:
:stupid:

















;)

Southern Hellraiser
03-05-2006, 04:52 PM
Oh really?

Not being registered at SO is so 2002.
:lol:

EmoJoe
03-05-2006, 04:58 PM
:stupid:

















;)
:D

Cactus Jack
03-05-2006, 05:01 PM
:D
LOL

Southern Hellraiser
03-05-2006, 05:02 PM
:D
Dang Joe, I didn't know you were that close to 30,000. :eek:

EmoJoe
03-05-2006, 05:04 PM
Dang Joe, I didn't know you were that close to 30,000. :eek:
i am? :lol:

Cactus Jack
03-05-2006, 05:05 PM
i am? :lol:
Yup, aobut 104 more posts :eek:

Southern Hellraiser
03-05-2006, 05:05 PM
i am? :lol:
The last time I looked at your post thing it said 26,000. :lol:

Cactus Jack
03-05-2006, 05:07 PM
Im almost at 65,000

Southern Hellraiser
03-05-2006, 05:12 PM
Im almost at 65,000
Cool :thumbsup:

Cactus Jack
03-05-2006, 05:14 PM
Cool :thumbsup:
Yup :D

EmoJoe
03-05-2006, 05:49 PM
The last time I looked at your post thing it said 26,000. :lol:
:eek:

Cactus Jack
03-05-2006, 06:02 PM
The last time I looked at your post thing it said 26,000. :lol:
:eek:

robyrob
03-05-2006, 06:09 PM
Yup :D
yup :nod:

robyrob
03-05-2006, 06:14 PM
:eek:
:ditto:

Cactus Jack
03-05-2006, 06:15 PM
:ditto:
:lol: :rotflmao:


Listening to Marcy Playground

EmoJoe
03-05-2006, 06:25 PM
:ditto:
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?attachmentid=28299&stc=1&d=1058548470

Cactus Jack
03-05-2006, 06:29 PM
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?attachmentid=28299&stc=1&d=1058548470
:rotflmao: That shoulda been a smiley!!!


PM Seth to request that now!



Chris would do an AWESOME job singing Semi Charmed Life by Third Eeye Blind

robyrob
03-05-2006, 06:30 PM
:lol: :rotflmao:


Listening to Marcy Playground
Doctor: Maurice, I'm sorry to say you have only a month to live.

Maurice: That's awful! Are you sure?

Doctor: Yes, that's why I feel guilty giving you a bill for $1,000.

Maurice: $1,000! How do you expect me to pay so much if I have only a month to live?

Doctor: Okay, you have two months to live.

Cactus Jack
03-05-2006, 06:30 PM
Doctor: Maurice, I'm sorry to say you have only a month to live.

Maurice: That's awful! Are you sure?

Doctor: Yes, that's why I feel guilty giving you a bill for $1,000.

Maurice: $1,000! How do you expect me to pay so much if I have only a month to live?

Doctor: Okay, you have two months to live.
:rotflmao:

EmoJoe
03-05-2006, 06:34 PM
:rotflmao: That shoulda been a smiley!!!


PM Seth to request that now!



Chris would do an AWESOME job singing Semi Charmed Life by Third Eeye Blind
:lol: never heard that song

EmoJoe
03-05-2006, 06:35 PM
Doctor: Maurice, I'm sorry to say you have only a month to live.

Maurice: That's awful! Are you sure?

Doctor: Yes, that's why I feel guilty giving you a bill for $1,000.

Maurice: $1,000! How do you expect me to pay so much if I have only a month to live?

Doctor: Okay, you have two months to live.
:rotflmao: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Cactus Jack
03-05-2006, 06:36 PM
:lol: never heard that song
:D Its AWESOME!!!

EmoJoe
03-05-2006, 06:36 PM
:D Its AWESOME!!!
cool :D

Cactus Jack
03-05-2006, 06:36 PM
:lol: never heard that song
Oh yeah thats right you were like 5 when that song came out

Cactus Jack
03-05-2006, 06:40 PM
cool :D
Yup :D

robyrob
03-05-2006, 06:45 PM
awesome

robyrob
03-05-2006, 06:46 PM
So Mel Gibson decides to make a movie about the life and times of various composers.

Seeking out big actors he calls up Robert De Niro and asks him who he would like to play.

De Niro thinks for a minute and says "Well I kind of like Beethoven's badass attitude, so I'll be Beethoven."

Next he calls up Dustin Hoffman and asks the same question.

Hoffman replies, "I'll be Mozart."

Then Mel Gibson calls up Arnold Schwarzenegger and asks him what composer he would like to play.

Schwarzenegger replies, "I'll be Bach."

Cactus Jack
03-05-2006, 07:10 PM
So Mel Gibson decides to make a movie about the life and times of various composers.

Seeking out big actors he calls up Robert De Niro and asks him who he would like to play.

De Niro thinks for a minute and says "Well I kind of like Beethoven's badass attitude, so I'll be Beethoven."

Next he calls up Dustin Hoffman and asks the same question.

Hoffman replies, "I'll be Mozart."

Then Mel Gibson calls up Arnold Schwarzenegger and asks him what composer he would like to play.

Schwarzenegger replies, "I'll be Bach."b :Brent :rotflmao:!!!!

Courtnee
03-05-2006, 07:26 PM
gah i am so bored


I want some subway pissed:

Cactus Jack
03-05-2006, 07:34 PM
gah i am so bored


I want some subway pissed:
:wave:

Courtnee
03-05-2006, 07:45 PM
:wave:
:wave:

Cactus Jack
03-05-2006, 07:45 PM
:wave:
:wave:

Courtnee
03-05-2006, 07:51 PM
:wave:
:wave:

EmoJoe
03-05-2006, 08:03 PM
Oh yeah thats right you were like 5 when that song came out
pissed:

Cactus Jack
03-05-2006, 08:05 PM
:wave:
:wave:

Cactus Jack
03-05-2006, 08:06 PM
pissed:
:(

EmoJoe
03-05-2006, 08:26 PM
:(
:lol:

:bored:

Karen*
03-05-2006, 08:31 PM
Oops, I forgot this place exist.

:grr:

Karen*
03-05-2006, 08:32 PM
http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/7996/eliandirknashnsheed26ri.jpg

CRAZEEEE BITCH!! :schmack:

Karen*
03-05-2006, 08:32 PM
I wasn't even here then. :rolleyes: :snob:

Don't worry, me either. :lol:

Karen*
03-05-2006, 08:33 PM
Im almost at 65,000

You guys are lucky. I wanna become a Forum Veteran already. :grr:

Karen*
03-05-2006, 08:34 PM
:rotflmao: That shoulda been a smiley!!!


PM Seth to request that now!



Chris would do an AWESOME job singing Semi Charmed Life by Third Eeye Blind

:rofl: That SERIOUSLY needs to be a smiley!!

I still think Chris should totally sing One Song Glory from Rent if they do Musicals week this season. pissed:

EmoJoe
03-05-2006, 08:39 PM
^I was just watching musicals week from AI4 on my computer :lol: im rewatching the whole fourth season :D (well just the top 12)

Stormtracker TF
03-05-2006, 09:33 PM
I'm really getting addicted to gaming again.

robyrob
03-05-2006, 09:43 PM
I'm really getting addicted to gaming again.
*stages intervention*

Southern Hellraiser
03-05-2006, 09:58 PM
You guys are lucky. I wanna become a Forum Veteran already. :grr:
You're right around the corner. :)

EmoJoe
03-05-2006, 10:00 PM
I'm really getting addicted to gaming again.
*arrests*

Southern Hellraiser
03-05-2006, 10:00 PM
Doctor: Maurice, I'm sorry to say you have only a month to live.

Maurice: That's awful! Are you sure?

Doctor: Yes, that's why I feel guilty giving you a bill for $1,000.

Maurice: $1,000! How do you expect me to pay so much if I have only a month to live?

Doctor: Okay, you have two months to live.
:lol:

robyrob
03-05-2006, 10:37 PM
An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite Italian anisette sprinkled cookies wafting up the stairs.

Gathering his remaining strength, he lifted himself from the bed.

Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs.

With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Where if not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite anisette sprinkled cookies.

Was it heaven?

Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted Italian wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a crumpled posture.

His parched lips parted, the wondrous taste of the cookie was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life.

The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife........

"Back off!" she said, "They're for the funeral."

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
03-05-2006, 10:45 PM
i dont think that it's firefox's fault - from what I can tell, it doesnt work in Opera either - its the way that MySpace embeds the player :/

i'll keep an eye out for a fix or a workaround though
Ickkk, okay. Thanks :)

EmoJoe
03-05-2006, 10:49 PM
CRAZEEEE BITCH!! :schmack:
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b277/maroon5d/janaycastine_1.jpg

Southern Hellraiser
03-05-2006, 11:15 PM
I'm going to try and get enough sleep tonigt. :grr: Goodnight :wave:

EmoJoe
03-05-2006, 11:33 PM
I'm going to try and get enough sleep tonigt. :grr: Goodnight :wave:
night nigggggggggght :wave:

Karen*
03-06-2006, 02:49 AM
^I was just watching musicals week from AI4 on my computer :lol: im rewatching the whole fourth season :D (well just the top 12)

Maaannnn, Musicals Week from AI4 sucked ass, no one did well. :grr:

But...the keywords for this season are...

CHRIS DAUGHTRY
RENT
ONE SONG GLORY

Then it will be friggin awesome!! :D

Karen*
03-06-2006, 02:50 AM
You're right around the corner. :)

Not really!! :lol:

Karen*
03-06-2006, 02:51 AM
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b277/maroon5d/janaycastine_1.jpg

That's one SCARY-ASS bitch!! :eek2: *covers eyes*

Karen*
03-06-2006, 02:52 AM
Is anyone as happy as I am that Reese Witherspoon received the Best Actress Oscar as I am??!! I'm SO friggin happy!! :woohoo:

Stormtracker TF
03-06-2006, 04:07 AM
*arrests*
*CONTESTS arrest*

robyrob
03-06-2006, 11:30 AM
*CONTESTS arrest*
*wins CONTEST*

(it comes with a check from Ed McMahon)

Courtnee
03-06-2006, 12:19 PM
:wave: bored at school

Southern Hellraiser
03-06-2006, 02:59 PM
:wave: bored at school
me too :wave:

Southern Hellraiser
03-06-2006, 03:00 PM
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b277/maroon5d/janaycastine_1.jpg
That made me laugh for some reason :lol:

Stormtracker TF
03-06-2006, 03:09 PM
.

EmoJoe
03-06-2006, 03:48 PM
Maaannnn, Musicals Week from AI4 sucked ass, no one did well. :grr:

But...the keywords for this season are...

CHRIS DAUGHTRY
RENT
ONE SONG GLORY

Then it will be friggin awesome!! :D
a LOT of the contestants this year have backrounds with musical thearter too so i dont think it'll suck this year. i just hope they choose songs from CURRENT musicals, like Wicked, Rent...ect, cause in AI4, half of the songs they chose were pre-1950 :grr:

EmoJoe
03-06-2006, 03:48 PM
That made me laugh for some reason :lol:
do you even know who it is? :lol:

EmoJoe
03-06-2006, 03:49 PM
That's one SCARY-ASS bitch!! :eek2: *covers eyes*
:rotflmao: do YOU know who that is?

*HINT HINT* if you watched AI4, you should :D

EmoJoe
03-06-2006, 03:51 PM
.
YOU ARE HAUNTING ME

Stormtracker TF
03-06-2006, 03:57 PM
YOU ARE HAUNTING ME
Am I?

EmoJoe
03-06-2006, 04:00 PM
Am I?
how would YOU know? :snob:

Cactus Jack
03-06-2006, 06:29 PM
:wave:

Stormtracker TF
03-06-2006, 06:36 PM
:wave:
Hi.

Cactus Jack
03-06-2006, 06:36 PM
Hi.
Hello

Stormtracker TF
03-06-2006, 06:38 PM
Hello
How's it going?

Cactus Jack
03-06-2006, 06:49 PM
How's it going?
Awesome

That TheGenius person HAS to be DA HOME GUY on a new name or something

It could also be Chad, cause it seems to me Chad would come up with that name :lol:

Cactus Jack
03-06-2006, 07:21 PM
Anyone here?

EmoJoe
03-06-2006, 07:53 PM
Anyone here?
:wave:

EmoJoe
03-06-2006, 07:54 PM
Awesome

That TheGenius person HAS to be DA HOME GUY on a new name or something

It could also be Chad, cause it seems to me Chad would come up with that name :lol:
i dont think its anyone from this thread. it could be terri alden hater/lucyfan, but i doubt it :lol:

Cactus Jack
03-06-2006, 07:54 PM
:wave:
:wave:

Bucky better drop out soon of AI

So David can come abck :( Ahh well Im over it

I thought David was better than John Stevens

Cactus Jack
03-06-2006, 07:54 PM
i dont think its anyone from this thread. it could be terri alden hater/lucyfan, but i doubt it :lol:
Nah :lol:

IT COULD BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol:

EmoJoe
03-06-2006, 07:56 PM
:wave:

Bucky better drop out soon of AI

So David can come abck :( Ahh well Im over it

I thought David was better than John Stevens
im over it too :p but i hate bucky. more then kevin now :cuss:

Cactus Jack
03-06-2006, 07:57 PM
im over it too :p but i hate bucky. more then kevin now :cuss:
Yeah


Ditto!!! Why?

Southern Hellraiser
03-06-2006, 08:10 PM
do you even know who it is? :lol:
I think I've seen her before, I just dont remember? lol

Cactus Jack
03-06-2006, 08:16 PM
I think I've seen her before, I just dont remember? lol
Its Janay Cantsing

Southern Hellraiser
03-06-2006, 08:18 PM
Its Janay Cantsing
OK

Cactus Jack
03-06-2006, 08:20 PM
OK
Yup

robyrob
03-06-2006, 08:28 PM
Anyone here?
nope - busy practising for AI.

Goodbye to you, my trusted friend.
We've known each other since we're nine or ten.
Together we climbed hills or trees.
Learned of love and ABC's,
skinned our hearts and skinned our knees.
Goodbye my friend, it's hard to die,
when all the birds are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
Pretty girls are everywhere.
When you see them I'll be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the hills that we climbed
were just seasons out of time.

Cactus Jack
03-06-2006, 08:30 PM
nope - busy practising for AI.

Goodbye to you, my trusted friend.
We've known each other since we're nine or ten.
Together we climbed hills or trees.
Learned of love and ABC's,
skinned our hearts and skinned our knees.
Goodbye my friend, it's hard to die,
when all the birds are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
Pretty girls are everywhere.
When you see them I'll be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the hills that we climbed
were just seasons out of time.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Southern Hellraiser
03-06-2006, 08:34 PM
nope - busy practising for AI.

Goodbye to you, my trusted friend.
We've known each other since we're nine or ten.
Together we climbed hills or trees.
Learned of love and ABC's,
skinned our hearts and skinned our knees.
Goodbye my friend, it's hard to die,
when all the birds are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
Pretty girls are everywhere.
When you see them I'll be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the hills that we climbed
were just seasons out of time.
I heard that song on Roseanne before. :lol:

Cactus Jack
03-06-2006, 08:40 PM
I heard that song on Roseanne before. :lol:
Worst song ever made :lol: Did they play it to annoy someone?

robyrob
03-06-2006, 08:41 PM
I heard that song on Roseanne before. :lol:
yup - they need to have a "Terry Jacks" round on AI :nod:

robyrob
03-06-2006, 08:44 PM
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING (http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/)

Southern Hellraiser
03-06-2006, 08:45 PM
Worst song ever made :lol: Did they play it to annoy someone?
It was a episode where Tom Arnold guest starred and Jackie was singing it and Tom looked like he wanted to murder here. :lol:

Southern Hellraiser
03-06-2006, 08:46 PM
yup - they need to have a "Terry Jacks" round on AI :nod:
:lol:

Southern Hellraiser
03-06-2006, 08:47 PM
Hey Roby, are you participating in that interview thread? :)

Cactus Jack
03-06-2006, 08:51 PM
It was a episode where Tom Arnold guest starred and Jackie was singing it and Tom looked like he wanted to murder here. :lol:
:lol: :rotflmao: Id do the same If I was Tom!

Cactus Jack
03-06-2006, 08:52 PM
yup - they need to have a "Terry Jacks" round on AI :nod:
:lol:

robyrob
03-06-2006, 08:59 PM
Hey Roby, are you participating in that interview thread? :)
i dont know - you can ask me questions if you want, you dont need a thread...

Southern Hellraiser
03-06-2006, 08:59 PM
I forgot to finish my homework. Oh well, I'll finish it before class starts. :p

Southern Hellraiser
03-06-2006, 09:00 PM
i dont know - you can ask me questions if you want, you dont need a thread...
I would ask you some questions, but I cant think of any. :p

EmoJoe
03-06-2006, 09:00 PM
Hey Roby, are you participating in that interview thread? :)
GET THAT UGLY WOMAN OUT OF YOUR AV pissed:

Cactus Jack
03-06-2006, 09:01 PM
GET THAT UGLY WOMAN OUT OF YOUR AV pissed:
Ditto :lol:

Southern Hellraiser
03-06-2006, 09:02 PM
GET THAT UGLY WOMAN OUT OF YOUR AV pissed:
She's better than Carrie Underwood. :snob:

*runs from Joe*

EmoJoe
03-06-2006, 09:03 PM
She's better than Carrie Underwood. :snob:

*runs from Joe*
*murders jeremy viciously and brutally with jack on his side*

Cactus Jack
03-06-2006, 09:03 PM
*murders jeremy viciously and brutally with jack on his side*
:D

EmoJoe
03-06-2006, 09:04 PM
She's better than Carrie Underwood. :snob:

*runs from Joe*the worst thing you can do right now is say that shes better then hilary duff

Southern Hellraiser
03-06-2006, 09:05 PM
*murders jeremy viciously and brutally with jack on his side*
you cant get rid of me, BIATCH!!!!! :snob:

Cactus Jack
03-06-2006, 09:06 PM
the worst thing you can do right now is say that shes better then hilary duff
Anyone's better than Hilary Duff, but Hilary's better tha Ashlee Simpson, and BOTH are better than Usher But all of them are better than Terry Jacks

Stormtracker TF
03-06-2006, 09:06 PM
you cant get rid of me, BIATCH!!!!! :snob:
Is that a Cockroach in yer AV/?

DONT FORGET ABOUT USSSSSSSSS

EmoJoe
03-06-2006, 09:07 PM
you cant get rid of me, BIATCH!!!!! :snob::racist:

Southern Hellraiser
03-06-2006, 09:07 PM
:D
:boxing:

EmoJoe
03-06-2006, 09:07 PM
Is that a Cockroach in yer AV/?


:nod:

Stormtracker TF
03-06-2006, 09:07 PM
Anyone's better than Hilary Duff, but Hilary's better tha Ashlee Simpson, and BOTH are better than Usher But all of them are better than Terry Jacks
Screw you, Jack. Hilary Duff and Ashlee Simpson are awesome.

EmoJoe
03-06-2006, 09:07 PM
Anyone's better than Hilary Duff
jack, you just earned your death from chad :)

Southern Hellraiser
03-06-2006, 09:08 PM
:racist:
:mrtarver:

Southern Hellraiser
03-06-2006, 09:08 PM
Screw you, Jack. Hilary Duff and Ashlee Simpson are awesome.
:puke:

Southern Hellraiser
03-06-2006, 09:09 PM
Is that a Cockroach in yer AV/?

DONT FORGET ABOUT USSSSSSSSS
dat hurt my feelings. :o :crying:







;)

EmoJoe
03-06-2006, 09:09 PM
im ticked off at everyone right now

EmoJoe
03-06-2006, 09:10 PM
:puke:
when chad comes on, you and jack are DEAD :p

Southern Hellraiser
03-06-2006, 09:10 PM
You all hurt Mariah's feelings. She gone! Thanks to you. :angryfire:

Southern Hellraiser
03-06-2006, 09:10 PM
when chad comes on, you and jack are DEAD :p
:seeya:

Southern Hellraiser
03-06-2006, 09:11 PM
im ticked off at everyone right now
HAY! What did I do? :(

robyrob
03-06-2006, 09:11 PM
im ticked off at everyone right now
screw you pal

EmoJoe
03-06-2006, 09:12 PM
You all hurt Mariah's feelings. She gone! Thanks to you. :angryfire:
:woohoo:

im sure she doesnt give a crap about us anyway, she looks at us as COCKROACHES

robyrob
03-06-2006, 09:12 PM
screw you pal
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

EmoJoe
03-06-2006, 09:12 PM
HAY! What did I do? :(
i meant my brother and parents :lol:

Southern Hellraiser
03-06-2006, 09:14 PM
i meant my brother and parents :lol:
Oh, OK :woohoo:

EmoJoe
03-06-2006, 09:14 PM
pissed:

Courtnee
03-06-2006, 09:17 PM
anybody else creeped out by thegeinus guy? :confused:

EmoJoe
03-06-2006, 09:18 PM
anybody else creeped out by thegeinus guy? :confused:
im pretty sure he was just kidding but yeah its kinda freaky