View Full Version : Man charged in killing over toilet paper


Brad Russ
02-22-2006, 03:17 PM
MIAMI (Reuters) - A Florida man has confessed to bludgeoning his roommate to death with a sledgehammer handle and a claw hammer after an argument that started over an empty roll of toilet paper, authorities said Tuesday.

Franklin Paul Crow, 56, was arrested early Monday and later charged with murder in the beating death of 58-year-old Kenneth Matthews in the small town of Moss Bluff, according to the Marion County Sheriff's Office.

Capt. Jimmy Pogue said Crow told investigators he grabbed the sledgehammer and claw hammer after Matthews, who rented the mobile home where the two lived, armed himself with a rifle during their altercation.

He later confessed to using the work tools to strike Matthews, who was so badly beaten he had to be identified through fingerprints, about 10 times, Pogue said.

"There were only two people there, Mr. Crow and Mr. Matthews, and unfortunately Mr. Matthews is deceased, so we pretty much just have to go by what Mr. Crow says," Pogue said. "He says that the argument started over an empty roll of toilet paper."

Crow was being held in the Marion County jail without bond. His court-appointed lawyer could not be reached for immediate comment.

Hollow
02-22-2006, 03:21 PM
.................................:rofl:

well, may the victim RIP.

dlemond
02-22-2006, 03:33 PM
An empty roll of toilet paper?

What an *******.







:p

TJL
02-22-2006, 03:36 PM
Now that's a Charmin commercial for ya.

;)

Polniaczek033
02-22-2006, 03:50 PM
An empty roll of toilet paper?

What an *******.







:p
:brent

bossradio93
02-22-2006, 03:54 PM
All this over a roll of toilet paper? :lol: :crazy:

My, what a sick world we're living in today!:rofl:

Millions of rolls are made every day! Go figure!! :D

Chocoholic
02-22-2006, 07:17 PM
And I thought my roommate in college had gone crazy when she left a nasty note on my door when I forgot to get toilet paper. Some people are just sick.

Cactus Jack
02-22-2006, 07:27 PM
OVER A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER?!?!?!? :brent


What;'s mext?

Man Kills Another Man , and Is Charged Over A Table Seat at a Restraunt

Chocoholic
02-22-2006, 07:32 PM
OVER A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER?!?!?!? :brent


What;'s mext?

Man Kills Another Man , and Is Charged Over A Table Seat at a Restraunt

Sad things is I wouldn't be surprised. It's like no one cares about other people anymore.

Courtnee
02-22-2006, 07:39 PM
:rofl:

PrettyinPink55
02-22-2006, 07:42 PM
What the heck??????

Polniaczek033
02-22-2006, 07:58 PM
And I thought my roommate in college had gone crazy when she left a nasty note on my door when I forgot to get toilet paper. Some people are just sick.
no one ever changes the toilet paper after the roll is empty except me, and my dad used to get mad so he'd write on the toilet paper roll calling us lazy ass holes. hahahaha. then whenever they were empty we would write messages on them and leave them on the sink. :lol:

moeee
02-22-2006, 08:05 PM
Franklin Paul Crow = moron

Lee
02-22-2006, 11:59 PM
It should be noted that Matthews was armed with a shotgun,
so he was not exactly innocent in all of this.

Ireneparalegal
02-23-2006, 01:29 AM
Wonder what brand of toilet paper it was?